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The Two Bobs episode 277 for Monday, March 10, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Sin Repent Repeat from Griffin Claw. https://untp.beer/8aK6a
Robert nursed a KBS Hazelnut Fudge. https://untp.beer/xAaD5
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is scared of transgender mice.
A 36-year-old OnlyFans star is touring nursing homes to find elderly men to be in her naughty videos. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14444887/OnlyFans-star-36-tours-nursing-homes-elderly-men-appear-X-rated-videos.html
Florida Man® pretended to be a representative of an NBA player before swiping a pair of earrings by swallowing them. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna194879
Florida Woman® stabbed her boyfriend after he refused to eat her cooking. https://coralspringstalk.com/woman-arrested-stabbing-boyfriend-54904
A Missouri man was charged with having sex with a Metrolink seat, again. https://www.firstalert4.com/2025/02/27/man-charged-second-time-with-attempting-sex-act-with-metrolink-seat/
A Southwest flight had to return back to the gate after a female passenger stripped naked. https://abc7chicago.com/post/naked-woman-southwest-airlines-flight-houston-phoenix-prompts-travelers-return-back-gate-hobby-airport/15983489/
Going forward, the NOAA will be relying solely on wind chimes to detect approaching hurricanes. https://theonion.com/noaa-cuts-leave-wind-chimes-as-sole-predictor-of-approaching-hurricanes/
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The Two Bobs episode 276 for Monday, March 3, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Junk and Rubbish from Shorts. https://untp.beer/0e979182c9
Robert nursed a Big Hearted IPA from Bells. https://untp.beer/1wjQQ
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A show about Florida Man® wants all of your craziest Florida Man® stories. https://www.miaminewtimes.com/arts/florida-man-show-wants-your-craziest-sunshine-state-stories-22548528
This week’s CRAZY NEWS just got into an Oval Office altercation with the President while J. Vance licked the bottom his shoes.
California wants to make Bigfoot its official mythical creature—because nothing says “state pride” like honoring a giant, hairy beast that spends its life dodging cameras like a drunk celebrity on a bender. https://www.abc10.com/article/news/local/california/california-bigfoot-state-mythical-creature/103-f323a5f5-f07f-47ae-a6e0-fa9119802e60
An Essex prankster turned special delivery into special diarrhea—right through the neighbor’s letterbox. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/33451283/neighbour-from-hell-poo-letterbox/
A couple’s flight to Venice came with an unexpected upgrade—four hours next to a corpse. We’d take that over a screaming child any day. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/couple-forced-sit-dead-body-plane-4-hours-woman-dies-flight-rcna193617
A Georgia man went from toxic ex to full-blown supervillain, bombing a woman’s home and plotting a python attack—because therapy was just too mainstream. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/stephen-glosser-sentenced-bombing-woman-home-plotting-python-attack-georgia/?ftag=CNM-00-10aac3a
A forgetful man’s free trial habit is catching up to him—much like all those auto-renew charges sneaking up to bite him in the anus. https://theonion.com/forgetful-man-playing-fast-and-loose-with-free-trials/
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The Two Bobs episode 275 for Monday, February 24, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed an Oh Fudge! from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/b7da09ce12
Robert nursed a Filthy Animal from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/vgY8b
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS has taken control of the Panama Canal and is only letting pontoon boats full of people drinking Miller Lite and waving American flags through.
In a TTB first, we couldn’t find a location for this story to save our lives. Somewhere in the world, presumably, a woman was arrested for filling her ex’s gas tank with pre-sucked Skittles and Coke Zero. https://www.hypefresh.com/viral-mugshot-woman-arrested-for-filling-exs-gas-tank-with-skittles-and-coke-zero/
A Minnesota Senator wants to make it legal to eat beavers again. The Bobs have been eating beavers for decades! https://www.fox9.com/news/mn-senator-wants-make-legal-eat-beavers
An Atlanta man broke into a mall after hours just to make himself some Cinnabon.https://www.wyff4.com/article/cinnabon-theft-atlanta-mall/63632121
Two Colorado men were arrested for attempting to use a cannon to launch drugs into a federal prison in Louisiana. https://krdo.com/news/2025/02/17/two-colorado-men-arrested-for-attempting-to-launch-drugs-into-federal-prison-in-louisiana/
A new death row fast past allows convicts to skip to the front of the execution line, along with some other luxurious perks not offered with the basic plan. https://theonion.com/new-death-row-fast-pass-allows-convicts-to-skip-execution-line/
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The Two Bobs episode 274 for Monday, February 3, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Strawberry Shortcake Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/B2Jbp
Robert was so titillated by Rob’s beer review from our last episode that he couldn’t help but review it himself, nursing a KBS Double Oaked from Founders. https://untp.beer/37ba2ac74a
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We discussed the Super Bowl that none of us wanted but we’re all getting.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS imposed a 25% tariff on cheesesteaks from Philadelphia.
A UK woman is facing jailtime for bombarding her boyfriend’s ex with fart videos. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/33075854/woman-faces-jail-bombarding-boyfriends-ex-videos-of-farting/
A shitfaced Connecticut man who was pulled over going 130 MPH told police he was in a hurry to see his cat. https://dailyvoice.com/ct/norwich/drunk-norwich-driver-speeding-at-130-mph-was-in-hurry-to-see-his-cat-police/
A Canadian man inadvertently got his dick frozen to the ground after being pinned down with his pants down. https://www.tmz.com/2025/01/24/canadian-man-penis-stuck-to-ice-caused-by-bad-behavior-video/
An employee for the city of Pittsburg was injured after a toilet explosion. https://wjactv.com/news/local/employee-injured-after-toilet-explodes-inside-pittsburgh-city-government-building-investigation-pennsylvania-bizarre-accident-shattered-
In an attempt to end decades of confusion around why we always feel like shit after eating beef, the National Beef Council debuted their new “You’re Supposed to Feel Like That” campaign. https://theonion.com/national-beef-council-debuts-new-youre-supposed-to-feel-like-that-campaign/
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The Two Bobs episode 273 for Monday, January 27, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a KBS Double Oaked from Founders. https://untp.beer/37ba2ac74a
Robert nursed a Pure Imagination from Starr Hill. https://untp.beer/e2a2cbe84b
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS was banned by executive order. Thankfully, the Supreme Court temporarily blocked it, citing a free speech violation.
In a caffeinated twist, a local barista discovered that not all surprise visitors are welcome when a monkey swung into the drive-thru and took a bite out of more than just the morning rush. https://www.lagniappemobile.com/news/local-barista-attacked-bitten-by-monkey-that-jumped-into-drive-thru-window/article_b238d74c-d525-11ef-9334-17955f29d78b.html
In a vodka-fueled fiasco, a Russian man attempted to rob a store with a toy gun, only to end up legs in the air, stuck behind the counter, and later found at home still sipping his ill-gotten booze. https://nypost.com/video/drunk-thief-attempts-to-hold-up-store-with-toy-gun/
In a Thai tale gone awry, a British grandma’s bucket list turned into a naked hotel tour after a spiked booze bucket left her baring it all. https://nypost.com/2025/01/14/lifestyle/grans-thai-booze-bucket-warning-after-she-was-spiked-and-roamed-hotel-naked/
A wild night in Indiana saw a woman crash a stolen car, take out a basketball hoop and a tree, then cap it off with a nude shower before being arrested. https://wsbt.com/news/local/stolen-vehicle-crash-woman-nude-shower-basket-ball-hoop-tree-hit-police-investigation-arrest-jail-charged-theft-crime-mischief-public-nudity-greenlawn-drive-laporte-county-indiana
The U.S. Mint faces anal-level scrutiny after introducing John Wilkes Booth pennies, proving some ideas should stay in the vault. https://theonion.com/u-s-mint-introduces-new-controversial-john-wilkes-booth-pennies/
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The Two Bobs episode 272 for Monday, January 13, 2025:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Chestnut Praline from Southern Tier. Better late than never. https://untp.beer/d9xzl
Robert nursed a Stouty McSout Face from Solace Brewing. https://untp.beer/r8lgj
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS just acquired Greenland, although we’re not sure if it was by purchase or by force.
An inebriated Californian was pulled over and declared herself “DUI” instead of “designated driver,” although the former is factually more accurate. https://lawandcrime.com/crime/im-the-dui-tonight-police-bodycam-catches-new-years-eve-designated-driver-slipup-during-traffic-stop/
A woman in California lost her emotional support python in a traffic incident. Luckily for her, and for the rest of society, it was later located and returned. https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2024/12/17/canton-woman-reunited-with-lost-emotional-support-python-after-winter-crash/
Florida Woman® accidentally texted a narcotics investigator to purchase drugs. https://www.wjhg.com/2025/01/06/woman-accidentally-texts-narcotics-investigator-purchase-drugs-leads-arrest/
Florida Man® with a sunflower tattoo on his chest stole an Amazon truck while wearing a “Good Vibes Only” shirt. https://www.local10.com/news/local/2024/12/18/police-track-down-stolen-amazon-truck-to-miami-1-in-custody/
Florida Woman® relieved herself on the floor of a Family Dollar while Florida Man® stole $500 worth of merchandise. https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-woman-relieves-herself-family-dollar-store-floor-man-steals-500-cleaning-products-pcso
A jealous Donald Trump upstaged recently deceased President Carter by throwing his own state funeral. https://theonion.com/jealous-trump-throws-own-state-funeral-to-upstage-carters/
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The Two Bobs episode 271 for Monday, December 23, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Fireside Chat from 21st Amendment. https://untp.beer/9c6ca5ad1f
Robert nursed a 2XMAS Winter Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/1babba4858
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Why are drones being spotted all over the place?
It’s time for our 7th annual Not-So-Secret Santa! Both teams had fun.
Everyone on this week’s CRAZY NEWS is on the naughty list.
A woman in California threatened to shoot a McDonald’s employee over forgotten fries. https://local12.com/news/nation-world/mcdonalds-gun-threaten-employee-fries-french-workers-employees-hangry-threat-attack-missing-forgot-worker-arrest-wrong-order-angry-california-loaded-child-endangerment-kids-threats-firearm-gun-weapon-pistol
A naked man in Colorado was jailed after attacking two police officers. https://wjactv.com/news/local/psp-naked-clearfield-county-man-accused-attacking-troopers-during-drug-fueled-fight-crime-investigation-police-911-disturbance-pennsylvania-police-
Florida Man® decorated his yard with a giant replica of the leg lamp from “A Christmas Story.” https://www.wesh.com/article/man-decorates-yard-giant-replica-leg-lamp-a-christmas-story/63127009
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The Two Bobs episode 270 for Monday, December 16, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Barrel Aged Christmas Bomb from Prairie Artisan Ales. https://untp.beer/6vEEG
Robert nursed a Gingerbread Ale from 2 Silos. https://untp.beer/xLWB2
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS has been pardoned by the President.
A replica of the famous leg lamp was stolen from a Washington Storefront. https://mynorthwest.com/4017017/replica-of-famous-christmas-story-leg-lamp-stolen-from-wa-store/
A naked man in the UK was tased after trying to hijack an Uber. https://metro.co.uk/2024/12/03/moment-naked-man-tasered-allegedly-trying-hijack-uber-car-22114168/
Florida Woman® lost her shit over not getting her Raising Canes sauce. https://www.local10.com/news/florida/2024/12/04/florida-woman-goes-berserk-after-not-getting-her-raising-canes-sauce-police-say/
A perverted Canadian got in trouble for watching porn while driving. https://nowtoronto.com/news/wait-until-you-get-home-ontario-driver-caught-watching-porn-behind-the-wheel-on-a-highway/
Aaron Rodgers showed rookies how to break down the Zapruder film, which is about the only thing the Jets had to look forward to that day. https://theonion.com/aaron-rodgers-shows-rookies-how-to-break-down-zapruder-film/
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The Two Bobs episode 269 for Monday, December 9, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Raspberry Fudgie from Big Lake. https://untp.beer/Ez9lP
Robert nursed a Chestnut Praline Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/d9xzl
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The Lions played the Packers, and that’s all we’re going to say about that.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is still waiting to be appointed to the next president’s cabinet. It doesn’t matter where. It just wants to feel important for 3-6 months.
California man was busted smuggling meth-caked cow pajamas onto a flight. https://www.ibtimes.com/cow-pajamas-meth-lax-airport-3752930
A treasure-hunting fugitive didn’t like the mugshot the police were using so he posted a better one on Facebook…and got caught. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/fugitive-moaned-cops-using-hungover-34218249
Ohio man was busted for impersonating a cop to get a discount on food and then paying using counterfeit bills. https://www.wtrf.com/ohio/ohio-man-accused-of-posing-as-officer-for-food-discount/
Florida Man® got in trouble for running around an elementary school naked with sex toys and pot. https://www.tcpalm.com/story/news/crime/st-lucie-county/2024/12/03/alleged-naked-teacher-with-sex-toys-apprehended-outside-psl-school/76732134007/
The FDA banned Captain Morgan because we all had way too much of that shit in college. https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/
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The Two Bobs episode 268 for Monday, December 2, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a BBA Raspberry Expedition Stout from Bell’s. https://untp.beer/yOKLL
Robert nursed a Tiramisu Imperial Stout from Souther Tier. https://untp.beer/nOzN9
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS ate way too much turkey on Thanksgiving.
A UK man thought he had a cold but it later turned out to be butt bugs. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/man-woke-up-cold-only-34156330
New Orleans just opened the world’s first liquor store wedding chapel. https://nypost.com/2024/11/24/lifestyle/first-liquor-store-with-wedding-chapel-opens-in-new-orleans/
A Missouri man was charged with stealing a shopping cart full of Red Bull that ended in a high-speed chase. https://www.firstalert4.com/2024/11/22/man-charged-with-stealing-shopping-cart-red-bull-leading-ofallon-police-120-mph-pursuit/
Chinese Pizza Hut just launched a deep-fried frog pizza. https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/china-pizza-hut-frog-fried-new-menu-b2650994.html
A new report found that most Americans have saved up just enough money to enjoy a single mind-blowing day of retirement. https://theonion.com/report-most-americans-have-enough-saved-for-absolutely-incredible-single-day-of-retirement/
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