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The Two Bobs episode 250 for Monday, May 13, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a We Be Jammin’ from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/AJnEA
Robert made sweet love to A Visit from the Fruit Lady from Wiley Roots. https://untp.beer/MOg74
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Tony from Eastern Michigan wants to start a TTB Super Listener Podcast. He’s taking applications and we’ll be charging $1,000 an episode for the right to use our name and content.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is dedicated to all the mom’s out there who have previously been discussed on our show.
Deez Nuts is back in deez news. https://www.wearegreenbay.com/news/local-news/green-bay-man-named-deez-nuts-appears-in-court-pleads-not-guilty-signs-11k-signature-bond/
See TTB244: Severed Ducts for the original story.
A Pennsylvania man lost his emotional support alligator. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lost-emotional-support-alligator-georgia-missing_n_66334482e4b0fc2b952854b0
Florida Woman® was arrested after breaking into a neighbor’s home. Naturally, she was naked. https://www.yahoo.com/news/naked-florida-woman-24-arrested-180252455.html?guccounter=1
Florida Man® tried to smuggle a snake into Miami International Airport in his pants. https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/man-stopped-at-miami-international-airport-with-snakes-in-his-pants/
A Florida Woman® named Crystal Methvin was arrested for crystal meth possession. https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/2018/05/31/florida-woman-named-crystal-methvin-arrested-for-crystal-meth-possession/
Nabisco is finally released long-awaited Chick-fil-A Sauce-Stuffed Oreos. https://babylonbee.com/news/nabisco-introduces-long-awaited-chick-fil-a-sauce-stuffed-oreos
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The Two Bobs episode 249 for Monday, May 6, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Blackberry Blueberry Smoothie Sour from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/QXQEX
Robert made sweet love to a Hazy Hearted IPA from Bells. https://untp.beer/A359v
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS would like to remind you to spay and neuter your pets. Bob Barker would have wanted it that way.
Florida Man® disguised himself as a woman to escape deputies. It didn’t work. https://www.mysuncoast.com/2024/04/25/man-disguises-himself-woman-escape-deputies/
A Utah couple was reunited with their cat after accidentally shipping her with an Amazon return. Fortunately, she was discovered before being trafficked by the Meowy Christmas people and won’t be appearing in this year’s Christmas card music after all. https://ksltv.com/639614/utahns-reunited-with-pet-cat-they-accidentally-shipped-with-amazon-return/
A man in London ran a marathon while sampling 25 different wines mid-race. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2024/apr/23/london-marathon-wine-guy-on-how-he-sampled-25-wines-during-race
A British woman wants answers after the hospital told her she had been dead for four months. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-68818509
In a heartwarming story, a heart transplant recipient walked the daughter of his deceased donor pig down the aisle. https://www.theonion.com/heart-transplant-recipient-walks-daughter-of-deceased-d-1851423521
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The Two Bobs episode 248 for Monday, April 29, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed an Orange Twist from Southern Tier. https://stbcbeer.com/beers/orange-twist/
Robert made sweet love to a 2023 Barrel Reserve Imperial Stout from 2 Silos. https://untp.beer/94qdq
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is exempt from prosecution, unlike former US presidents.
The man with Britain’s largest penis won’t be getting reduction surgery. We can all breathe a sigh of relief. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13344251/man-britain-largest-penis-wont-surgery-reduction.html
A road rage incident in Indiana ended with a pregnant woman being pelted with spaghetti. https://www.wthr.com/article/news/crime/gun-shown-spaghetti-thrown-pregnant-woman-road-rage-incident-indianapolis/531-69c8c32e-cf14-4dea-abca-d8131b2173b3
A Colorado man pulled a gun on a Burger King worker who refused drugs as payment. https://sentinelcolorado.com/metro/aurora-man-guilty-of-pulling-gun-on-burger-king-worker-who-refused-drugs-as-payment/
A toddler told her mom she heard monsters in her bedroom that later turned out to be 50,000 bees in her wall. https://people.com/toddler-hears-monsters-in-bedroom-walls-over-50-000-bees-found-exclusive-8639105
Glade introduced meat freshening spray. What a time to be alive! https://www.theonion.com/glade-introduces-new-meat-freshener-spray-1851408111
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The Two Bobs episode 247 for Monday, April 15, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Blot Out the Sun from 3 Floyds. https://untp.beer/4XKG9
Robert made sweet love to a Maple Whip from Equilibrium. https://untp.beer/7XDnJ
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by Tax Day 2024. The IRS would like to thank you for all the money you gave them last year.
An Australian man was fined for peeing in a cup mid-flight. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-as-australia-passenger-fined_n_66101839e4b087003392cab5
A Sacramento porch pirate dressed up like a trash bag. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trash-bag-porch-pirate-sacramento-omar-munoz_n_660f258fe4b078af1447f785
A 9-year-old missed the bus and decided to drive himself to school. https://www.cbs19news.com/story/50628329/9yearold-who-missed-school-bus-drives-moms-car-to-school-sparks-police-chase
A Texas mother and daughter were accused of administering illegal butt injections to boost patients’ confidence. https://www.khou.com/article/news/crime/texas-mother-daughter-illegal-butt-injections-fda-operation/285-2bf0fe16-64be-4492-97fd-f31d1aba58dd
A Kentucky man faked his own death to get out of child support payments. https://globalpulsenews.com/kentucky-man-admits-to-faking-own-death-to-avoid-paying-child-support/
Mental health experts confirmed that a sunny day at the ballpark is over 1,000 times more effective than using antidepressants. https://babylonbee.com/news/mental-health-experts-confirm-sunny-day-at-the-ballpark-1000-times-more-effective-than-antidepressants
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The Two Bobs episode 246 for Monday, April 8, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Coffee Chocolate from New Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/beer/dragons-milk-reserve-coffee-chocolate/#yes
Robert made sweet love to a Vanilla Everydae from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/Ne0G3
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the Solar Eclipse of 2024, when idiots all over the country will stare directly at the sun despite all the warnings not to stare directly at the sun.
Florida Man® tried to steal a Waffle House tattoo. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/waffle-house-tattoo-891673
A police department in California was blocked from using Lego heads in its mugshots. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-us-california-mugshots-lego-heads_n_66043b93e4b0ddb37d3b53d6
An impaired driver wrecked a “Report Impaired Drivers” sign. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/report-impaired-drivers-sign-1.7153082
An animal lover rushed a sick baby hedgehog to the vet only to discover it was actually a hat pom-pom. https://nypost.com/2024/03/27/lifestyle/animal-lover-rushes-sick-baby-hedgehog-to-vet-only-to-find-out-shes-been-caring-for-a-hat-pom-pombritish-woman-mistakes-hat-pom-pom-for-baby-hedgehog/amp/
According to the California Highway Patrol, imaginary friends don’t count in the carpool lanes. https://www.ksbw.com/article/chp-says-imaginary-friends-dont-count-in-the-carpool-lane-bay-area-driver-busted/60282841
A Texas dad landed his dream job of coming up with puns for naming beers at a local brewery. https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-lands-dream-job-at-brewery-coming-up-with-puns-for-naming-beers
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The Two Bobs episode 245 for Monday, March 25, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Whiskey Barrel Stout from Boulevard. https://untp.beer/5943c7507a
Robert made sweet love to a Galaphobia Milk Stout from Narrow Gauge. https://untp.beer/m7mlj
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It snowed in Michigan this week. F this.
Subway is switching from Coke to Pepsi so Robert is boycotting them for eternity.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS makes as much sense as a late-March snowstorm.
A Georgia couple is claiming their moving company stole their sex dominoes. https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/deputies-georgia-couple-says-company-stole-their-sex-dominoes/ZCDXQPFG7ZEYNNR32BN4L3EL3M/
Feet story #1: A Georgia man grabbed a woman’s feet and rubbed them on his face. https://www.koin.com/local/washington-county/man-arrested-after-grabbing-womans-feet-and-rubbing-them-on-his-face-officials/
A helicopter dad was arrested after he kept calling 911 about his kid’s homework. https://www.fox19.com/2024/03/14/dad-arrested-after-continuously-calling-school-about-childs-homework-complaint-shows/
Voodoo Ranger is making pizza-flavored beer. Robert would pick that over Pepsi. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/voodoo-ranger-tombstone-pizza-beer/
Feet story #2: This guy hasn’t worn shoes for years and is making money from it on OnlyFans. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/man-who-hasnt-worn-shoes-32304949
This Boeing 737 toy has wings that really fall off. It’s so realistic! https://babylonbee.com/news/new-boeing-737-toy-features-wings-that-really-fall-off
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The Two Bobs episode 244 for Monday, March 18, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Cap de Night from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/gOKJ
Robert nursed an Emperor’s Marshmelatonin from Equilibrium. https://untp.beer/wmnwz
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Rob got a new burnt mug from Whiskey Grail and was willing to try it on the show with some 1792 Sweet Wheat bourbon.
1792 Sweet Wheat bourbon http://1792bourbon.com/sweet-wheat/
Whiskey Grail oak drinking vessel for bourbon https://whiskeygrail.com/
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like that one time you got wasted on St. Patty’s Day and made out with a leprechaun, then later realizing it was just a little person.
A guy in Vegas got stung in his testicle by a scorpion while sleeping in his hotel room. We’re adding Vegas to our list of places we can’t visit anymore. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/scorpion-stings-man-testicles-las-vegas-hotel_n_65e77719e4b0f9d26cac9a5d
A Wisconsin man—whose name is allegedly “Deez-Nuts”—was arrested after a domestic altercation. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/deez-nuts-charged-wisconsin-family-fight_n_65ef6d9fe4b05cfcf680a544
A drunk man in Russia rode a horse up to his 5th floor apartment to make up with his wife. https://www.thedailybeast.com/man-drunkenly-rides-horse-up-to-5th-floor-apartment-to-make-up-with-wife
A man went to the hospital for gallbladder surgery and walked out with a vasectomy. https://www.odditycentral.com/news/man-goes-to-hospital-for-gallbladder-surgery-walks-out-with-accidental-vasectomy.html
A man responded to his wife’s nine-paragraph text about her day with a very thoughtful “thumbs up” emoji. May he rest in peace. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-thoughtfully-responds-to-wifes-nine-paragraph-text-about-her-day-with-a-thumbs-up-emoji
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The Two Bobs episode 243 for Monday, March 4, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a The Cranfather from Founders. https://untp.beer/QpxYj
Robert nursed a The Ice Treaty of Peace from Drekker. https://untp.beer/al78N
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS just temporarily avoided a government shutdown.
A guy in Texas stuck antiques up his ass before putting them back on the shelf. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mitchell-vest-kilt-anus-antiques-texas_n_65d4f1c9e4b0f7fbe7b443d4
Robert’s neighbor left the hospital still wearing a hospital gown and stole an ambulance. https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/search-underway-for-crash-survivor-who-stole-ambulance-in-fairfax-county/3547868/
A woman in Ireland lost her disability case after photos emerged of her winning a tree-throwing competition. https://nypost.com/2024/02/27/lifestyle/mom-loses-800k-disability-case-after-photos-emerge-of-her-winning-tree-throwing-competition/
The Florida Man® Games are the most Florida thing that has ever happened in Florida. https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2024/02/24/florida-man-games/
Don’t put batteries in your penis. Just ask this guy. https://nypost.com/2024/02/15/lifestyle/man-jams-batteries-in-penis-gets-drained-by-agonizing-surgery/
Florida Man® jacked Grandma’s car and then sent her a four-page apology letter. https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-allegedly-carjacks-grandmother-pens-four-page-apology-letter-police
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The Two Bobs episode 242 for Monday, February 12, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Stacked Blueberry & Maple from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/5WXz4
Robert nursed a Blueberry Milk of the Murder Hornet from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/zG38d
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS can’t be prosecuted because it has poor memory.
A giant stuffed polar bear was stolen from a Canadian resort in freezing temperatures (probably July). https://www.businessinsider.com/canada-polar-bear-stuffed-stolen-resort-freezing-weather-2024-2
The world’s sexiest couple led a police chase with a dog, cat and four chickens in a spray-painted car. https://www.wlbt.com/2024/01/30/bonnie-clyde-wannabes-couple-leads-deputies-chase-with-dog-cat-4-chickens-inside-spray-painted-car/
An elderly Florida Man® jiggled his balls in front of strangers. https://www.villages-news.com/2024/01/29/patient-lifts-gown-while-jiggling-genitals-at-entrance-to-the-villages-hospital/
Sauna patrons dressed only in towels led a water rescue. https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/sauna-patrons-dressed-towels-pull-2-car-plunged-106895412
A man in California sued Disneyland for misleading advertising in calling it “The happiest place on earth.” https://babylonbee.com/news/local-dad-sues-disneyland-for-misleading-happiest-place-on-earth-advertising
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The Two Bobs episode 241 for Monday, February 5, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Layered Indulgence from Odd Side. https://untp.beer/0c65cb3836
Robert nursed a Fudgement Day: Temple of Hazelnut from Magnify Brewing. https://untp.beer/6lpdr
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the mistakes everyone makes while shopping at Costco.
A guy who taped fish to ATMs was arrested because Utah is lame. https://ftw.usatoday.com/2024/01/fish-bandit-arrested-for-taping-fish-to-atm-machines
Florida Woman® got naked and went on a convenience store rampage. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/naked-woman-rampage-732940
A woman in California was stuck on a ski lift for 15 hours. https://www.kcra.com/article/heavenly-ski-resort-woman-stuck-gondola-15-hours/46557458
A man burgling in Georgia called 911 after getting stuck and shitting himself. https://theaugustapress.com/augusta-burglar-calls-911-after-getting-stuck-pooping-himself/
Drug cartels are switching from meth to more lucrative Stanley tumblers. https://babylonbee.com/news/cartels-switch-from-smuggling-meth-to-more-lucrative-stanley-tumblers
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The Two Bobs episode 240 for Monday, January 29, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Graham Cracker Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/GQ967
Robert nursed a French Toast from Hubbard’s Cave. https://untp.beer/yK2xE
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS should not be listened to while operating heavy machinery.
A music artist unknown to Alexa got five women pregnant at the same time and they all got together for one, weird baby shower. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12975841/father-baby-shower-five-women-pregnant.html
A woman tried to use dog piss to pass a urine test. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/dog-pee-caper-286934
An American Airlines passenger was kicked off a flight for busting ass and being a dick. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/travel/american-airlines-passenger-allegedly-removed-from-flight-for-farting/VRLIKU72TRG33OMN4NS6ANEHAM/
A Chicago man robbed a bank three days after being acquitted of bank robbery. https://cwbchicago.com/2024/01/man-robbed-chicago-bank-3-days-after-being-acquitted-of-bank-robbery-fbi.html
Florida Man® handed a police officer his driver’s license covered in meth. https://www.wfla.com/news/polk-county/polk-county-man-hands-over-license-covered-in-meth-during-traffic-stop-pcso/
We had another story from our friends at the Babylon Bee, but whatever, we'll tell you about it next week... if we remember!
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The Two Bobs episode 239 for Monday, January 22, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Slushy XXL Lava Monsta from 450 North. https://untp.beer/g4edJ
Robert nursed a Mokah from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/vjO7
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is as chilling as a Buffalo Bills game in January.
A judge threw out a case involving a woman pelting her partner with bread. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/felony-case-no-longer-pain-doctor-908734
The fish aren’t the only unclothed animals in the aquarium at Bass Pro Shops. https://apnews.com/article/bass-pro-shops-aquarium-nude-man-arrested-1e3cd9caf8a5eea6e1c4718498c914b3
An exploding toilet is creating a shitty legal situation at Dunkin’ Donuts. https://apnews.com/article/dunkin-donuts-exploding-toilet-florida-lawsuit-db7794a8ed61a8f1350bfbaffb094aa8
Florida Woman® had her entire driveway stolen. https://themessenger.com/news/florida-woman-entire-driveway-stolen-gives-gofundme-donations-to-charity
Texans opened fire on a strange white substance falling from the sky. https://babylonbee.com/news/terrified-texans-open-fire-on-strange-white-stuff-falling-from-sky
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The Two Bobs episode 238 for Monday, January 8, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Malt Amore Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/Djge8
Robert nursed a Stay In Stout from Founders. https://untappd.com/b/founders-brewing-co-stay-in-stout/5508332
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like a Boeing 737 Max, only with less sudden losses of cabin pressure.
Florida Woman® has nothing better to do than sue Hershey because her Reese’s Peanut Butter Pumpkins didn’t have faces carved on them. https://t.co/DAsMPxU3TZ
A goldendoodle named Cecil ate $4,000 of her humans’ cash. https://amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/jan/03/cecil-goldendoodle-pennsylvania-dog-eats-poops-cash
An escaped kangaroo in Canada was eventually captured after punching an officer. https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/escaped-kangaroo-captured-after-punching-canadian-officer-2023-12-04/
Sausage vending machines are booming in Germany. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germany-sausage-vending-machine-food-butchers-a8955496.html
A California woman trained for hockey when she found out she could win a Stanley Cup. https://babylonbee.com/news/millennial-woman-begins-training-for-hockey-when-she-learns-she-can-win-a-stanley-cup
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The Two Bobs episode 237 for Monday, December 25, 2023:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Ginger Snap Darkness from Surly. https://surlybrewing.com/beer/2022-ginger-snap-darkness/
Robert nursed a Buddy’s Spaghetti Breakfast from Trouvaille Brewing Company. https://untappd.com/b/trouvaille-brewing-company-buddy-s-spaghetti-breakfast/5641270
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS has criminal immunity, unlike next year’s GOP Presidential candidate.
Florida Man® burglarized a home after the homeowner invited him in for a beer. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-burglarizes-house-after-homeowner-lets-him-in-for-a-beer-deputies-say
A man in Ohio got high and then forgot an important word on his demand note while trying to rob a bank. https://abc6onyourside.com/news/local/alleged-richard-hampton-canton-ohio-bank-robber-forgot-write-money-demand-note-teller-high-crack
A woman in Wales charges her family for Christmas dinner. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-67770982
A middle school in Oregon went into lock down after a dog shit bag dispenser was mistaken for a grenade. https://www.koin.com/news/oregon/grenade-like-dog-poop-bag-dispenser-causes-scare-at-mcminnville-middle-school/
Gen Z, the most snowflake of all the currently living generations, faces so many anxieties that they’re incapable of handling. Here are 13 of them! https://babylonbee.com/news/menu-anxiety-and-13-other-very-real-anxieties-gen-z-faces
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The Two Bobs episode 236 for Monday, December 18, 2023:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Orange Stocking Stuffer from Hoppin’ Frog. https://hoppinfrog.com/beer/chocolate-orange-stocking-stuffer-shandy/
Robert nursed a Ginger, Spice, Barreled and Nice from Founders. https://untappd.com/b/founders-brewing-co-ginger-spice-barreled-and-nice/5564857
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It’s time for our annual Not-So-Secret Santa! We probably enjoy it a lot more than you do, and we’re okay with that.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is as productive as our government. Luckily it isn’t up for re-election next year.
One of the biggest dangers of cold and flu season that nobody seems to be talking about is blasting a hole in your throat. We blame the media. https://www.ladbible.com/news/health/man-hospitalised-holding-sneeze-blowing-hole-throat-397980-20230813
Molesting manatee statues will surely land you on the naughty list. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/drunk-tourist-sexually-molests-manatee-statue-at-florida-restaurant-after-being-asked-to-leave-deputies-say
Mary and Joseph got fucked on their AirBNB’s hidden fees. https://babylonbee.com/news/mary-and-joseph-shocked-to-find-free-stay-in-stable-actually-cost-3000-after-airbnb-cleaning-fee
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The Two Bobs episode 235 for Monday, December 11, 2023:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Slushy XL Raspberry Pie from 450 North. https://untp.beer/BGmLx
Robert nursed a Fluffy GBS from Hardywood. https://untp.beer/zLwvd
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS would like to be dictator, but only for one day.
An OnlyFans model makes thousands per day decorating Christmas trees topless. https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/onlyfans-model-makes-thousands-per-day-decorating-christmas-trees-topless-2420659/
New Jersey police had a helluva time chasing down a pig named Albert Einswine. https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/12/06/runaway-pig-Albert-Einswine-Deptford-New-Jersey/1441701878507/
A woman in Ohio who threw her burrito bowl at a Chipotle worker is being forced to work in fast food for two months to avoid jailtime. https://fox8.com/news/i-team/woman-who-threw-chipotle-order-at-worker-can-work-off-jail-time-at-fast-food-restaurant/
A UK man who was banned from cycling was caught riding a bike to his probation meeting. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-67639649
A new study finds that over 3 million accidents a year are caused by drivers trying to retrieve Chick-fil-A waffle fries lost in seat cracks. https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-over-3-million-accidents-a-year-caused-by-driver-trying-to-retrieve-chick-fil-a-waffle-fry-lost-in-seat-crack
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The Two Bobs episode 234 for Monday, December 4, 2023:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Banana Nut French Toast from Odd Side. https://untappd.com/b/odd-side-ales-banana-nut-french-toast/3919690
Robert nursed a Santa Claws: Cinnamon Buns Imperial Stout from Fat Orange Cat. https://untp.beer/75efd9a9a3
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS was expelled from Congress for using campaign funds to get Botox.
A man in Tulsa cracked open a beer and chatted with employees after driving his car through the front of a supermarket. https://ktul.com/news/local/late-night-beer-theft-and-vandalism-spree-ends-in-arrest-at-local-supermarket
A man in California was arrested after stripping naked in the middle of It’s a Small World at Disneyland. https://abc7.com/naked-man-at-disneyland-its-a-small-world-arrest-indecent-exposure/14107082/
A woman in Ohio was rushed to the hospital after being exposed to her first real Christmas tree. https://www.wkyc.com/article/news/health/parma-woman-rushed-hospital-exposure-first-live-christmas-tree/95-15bd3850-75ec-4658-9a19-1d86aa14160d
Taco Bell’s holiday parties are wild. https://nypost.com/2023/11/17/business/taco-bell-christmas-party-included-three-way-sex-romps-lawsuit/
A Connecticut couple wasted no time turning their son’s bedroom into a Boston Market as soon as their son left for college. https://clickhole.com/wasting-no-time-just-weeks-after-their-son-left-for-college-these-parents-turned-his-bedroom-into-a-boston-market/
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The Two Bobs episode 233 for Monday, November 20, 2023:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Vanilla Porter from Founders. https://foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/vanilla-porter/
Robert nursed a Life During Death Star from J Wakefield Brewing. https://untp.beer/1482d6a38c
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The good news is it’s Thanksgiving week. The bad news is you won’t be getting a TTB episode next week because we have better shit to do than entertain your sorry ass.
George Santos was going to sponsor this week’s CRAZY NEWS but he spent all of his money on stilettos and OnlyFans subscriptions.
A man in Iowa got in trouble for jerking off in a convenience store called “Kum & Go.” Come on, he was only doing what he was told. https://www.1630kcjj.com/2023/11/17/iowa-city-man-accused-of-masturbating-at-local-convenience-store/
Plumbers around the country are preparing for Brown Friday. It’s like Black Friday only less sickening. https://scrippsnews.com/stories/forget-black-friday-plumbers-prepare-for-brown-friday/
A police chase in Wisconsin ends with a suspect trapped in a port-a-potty. That’s a shitty situation to be in. https://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/suspect-ends-up-in-stinky-situation-trapped-in-porta-potty-after-police-chase-in-glendale
A Virginia man was arrested after robbing someone at knifepoint with parrots on his shoulders and hat. https://www.foxnews.com/us/virginia-bird-bandit-suspect-arrested-after-robbing-victim-knifepoint-while-parrots-sat-hat-shoulder
A man in Pittsburg was stabbed after repeatedly asking a woman for the TV remote. https://www.wtae.com/article/man-stabbed-after-repeatedly-asking-pittsburgh-woman-for-tv-remote/45764215
A California man was arrested after giving his three young children half a dozen energy drinks before sending them home to their mother. https://dailynewsreported.com/car-wax/police-are-calling-this-man-a-monster-after-it-was-discovered-he-gave-his-3-young-children-half-a-dozen-energy-drinks-each-before-returning-them-to-their-mother/
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The Two Bobs episode 232 for Monday, November 13, 2023:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Plead the 5th – S’More from Dark Horse. https://darkhorsebrewery.com/beer/plead-the-5th-smore/
Robert nursed a Dangerous Night Crew IPA from Drekker. https://untp.beer/NbXjA
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by Ron DeSantis’s high heels.
A GrubHub driver who delivered a cup of urine claims it was an accident. That sounds exactly like what a crazy person with a urine fetish would say. https://www.delish.com/food-news/a45709968/grubhub-delivery-cup-of-urine/
A naked man at the DFW Airport covered his shit with TGI Friday’s menus and Twitter had a blast with it. We know what you’re thinking: “TGI Friday’s still exists?” https://www.dallasobserver.com/arts/heres-how-the-internet-handled-the-naked-dfw-airport-man-17511129
A Connecticut man was charged with using police lights so he could get to work faster. https://dailyvoice.com/connecticut/norwalk/ct-man-charged-with-using-police-lights-so-he-could-get-to-work-faster/
Apparently shitting in line at Disney World is common and weirdly acceptable. https://www.sfgate.com/disneyland/article/poop-ride-lines-disneyland-disney-world-18465999.php?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
Florida Man® was caught pooping while trying to rob a boat. It’s good to multitask. https://themessenger.com/news/florida-man-caught-on-camera-pooping-while-trying-to-rob-a-boat
A man rubbed peanut butter on his hand before slapping his nut-allergic neighbor in the face. https://dailynewsreported.com/positive-affirmations/man-spreads-peanut-butter-on-his-hands-before-slapping-his-nut-allergic-neighbor-in-the-face/
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The Two Bobs episode 231 for Monday, October 30, 2023:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Dragon’s Milk Reserve: Oatmeal Cookie from New Holland. https://dragonsmilk.com/beer/dragons-milk-reserve-oatmeal-cookie/#yes
Robert nursed a Barrel-Aged Barlywine from Three Notch’d. https://untp.beer/gKVdY
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Listener Tony texted again, hopefully for the last time. We’re joking, Tony. Keep ‘em coming!
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by far-right insurrectionist, and newly elected Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson. God help us.
A Spaniard faked over 20 heart attacks to get out of paying restaurant bills. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12648755/amp/Conman-faked-having-heart-attack-bill-Alicante.html
A worker at a Chinese brewery was caught peeing into a tank. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tsingtao-brewery-urinating-man_n_6536b17fe4b0c855610221a9
As if Scottish people aren’t creepy enough on their own, this guy dressed as a clown and dared police to find him. https://nypost.com/2023/10/15/scottish-clown-terrifying-town-skelmorlie-dares-police-to-catch-them/
An international student from Vietnam couldn’t wait to go to school in Florida until she realized she’d enrolled at Miami University—in Ohio. Gross. https://www.insider.com/miami-university-ohio-confusion-student-florida-2023-10
Florida Woman® hurled sausage at a gas station employee. https://news.yahoo.com/florida-woman-hurls-sausage-gas-160203798.html
The self-proclaimed leader of the Neck Beard Ninja Brigade was caught stealing cases of Mountain Dew. For a fake ninja he was incredibly easy to catch. https://dailynewsreported.com/philanthropic/self-proclaimed-leader-of-the-neck-beard-ninja-brigade-caught-stealing-cases-of-mt-dew/
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