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The premiere episode of Bible Stories for Heathen Children. This episode tells the story of Genesis 1, as the story of God imagining reality for the first time.
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That story is followed with a second creation myth based on science that tells the origin story of you.
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Content Note: a character who is about to die ends his life himself in this episode.
This is the 4th and final episode about David (for now). He's been told he'll be king, but for now, he's on the run from King Saul. It will take all his cunning to survive among the Philistines.
another note: there's some stuff in here that I consider problematic regarding how mental illness is discussed and the kinda gross (but still common today) disability inspiration story with Mephibosheth. I wasn't sure exactly how to handle those elements of the story without going off on a lot of editorializing tangents. Possibly I should have. I'm still figuring out how to approach these things.
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The friendship of David and Jonathan is most dramatic installment of the David story yet! This one has swords, spears, daring acts, love and hate, lies, drama, and intrigue!
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This short episode is an excerpt of a discussion between my spouse and I - join our $5 patrons in the Polaris tier to get access to the full episode!
In this short excerpt, we discuss similarities between the Bible and pop culture franchise and pop culture fanfiction.
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this episode follows Saul from the first time he meets Samuel, through when he meets David as an old king who God has left. This is some pretty important backstory, and is the second part of our 4 episode long series on David becoming the king. Support me on Patreon for early access and bonus content, including an upcoming conversational episode for $5 patrons.
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The story of the shepherd boy, David, and his fight with the honking big giant, Goliath. This
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week's story features the dramatic rise to fame of one of the most complicated biblical figures. Come back next week for more, or support the podcast on Patreon and get early access to the next episode! -
We've got kids talking about stuff like putting birthday cake on your head. We take you out west for this week's echo song, Purple Light. We've gotten music games like name that sound and jam along. We've got it all folks!
Segments in this episode:
Kids Talking About Stuff ✪
Name That Sound ✪
Echo Song - Purple Light ✪
Finish The Pattern ✪
Jam Along ✪
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Can you Name That Sound? Want to learn an echo song about an owl? Or just sit back and listen to kids talk about stuff? All that and more on this WORLD PREMIERE of Noodle Loaf, a fun thing to listen to.
Segments in this episode:
Kids Talking About Stuff ✪
Name That Sound ✪
Echo Song - A Wise Old Owl ✪
Stump A Grown Up ✪
What? No Way! ✪
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A Noodle Loaf primer for grown ups only, to introduce your host and the concept for the show without boring your children.
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I'm Robbie, and I'll be telling family-friendly, fun, and somewhat irreverent retellings of Bible stories for kids who aren't already familiar with them. I couldn't find the stories told as myth without attempts at indoctrination, so I'm trying to do that. The audience I always have in mind for my stories are my two brilliant and sarcastic children, ages 8 and 9. This episode is an introduction to the concept behind the podcast. For a text version, see https://www.patreon.com/BSFHC
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