Spelade
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"Knock knock, who's there?"
Featuring Alan Burgon, Jason Nemor Harden, Fernando Tiberini and Stan Morris.
Written by Oystein Ulsberg Brager and Philip Thorne.
Sound design by Adam Raymonda and music by Fredrik Baden.
Production assistance by Maty Parzival and graphic design by Anders Pedersen.
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They call the spaceship that crashed in the Nevada desert “The Ghosthouse” because it screams—the screams of thousands of extraterrestrial political prisoners uploaded into its horrific mainframe. The only way to free them... is to transfer them into the bodies of humans willing to share their minds with an alien second consciousness. But who would volunteer for that? Graham Shapiro, divorced and adrift at age 50, is one of the first to raise his hand. Give Me Away follows Graham’s journey into a world of radical hospitality, one which will touch everything—and everyone—in his life.
Written by Mac Rogers, directed by Jordana Williams, sound designed by Bart Fasbender, music composed by Adam Blau, assistant directed by Marty McGuire, and produced by Cara Ehlenfeldt. Cover art by Kate Kosma.
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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss waging war, protesting pictures, subatomic shows and migrating moss.
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The Axe & Crown’s kitchen is back in business… but for how long?
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Credits
Starring Hugo Jones, Art Carlson and Marisa King.
Written and directed by Eli McIlveen.
Sound design and music by Eli McIlveen.
Produced by Sean Howard.
Content warning: violence, family fights and gross, gross food.
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Stan helps Betula look for work. Gubbin doesn’t.
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Credits
Starring Hugo Jones, Art Carlson and Marisa King.
Written and directed by Eli McIlveen.
Sound design and music by Eli McIlveen.
Produced by Sean Howard.
Content warning: fantasy racism, breakups, depression, innuendo.
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Betula spills the beans on her recent misadventures.
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Credits
Starring Hugo Jones, Art Carlson and Marisa King.
Written and directed by Eli McIlveen.
Sound design and music by Eli McIlveen.
Produced by Sean Howard.
Content warning: organized crime, violence, confinement, art.
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There's a new troll in town…
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Credits
Starring Hugo Jones, Art Carlson and Marisa King.
Written and directed by Eli McIlveen.
Sound design and music by Eli McIlveen.
Produced by Sean Howard.
Content warning: exoticization, cultural faux pas, violence, choking.
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New landlord Stan has a few ideas for improving the Axe & Crown.
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Credits
Starring Hugo Jones, Art Carlson and Marisa King.
Written and directed by Eli McIlveen.
Sound design and music by Eli McIlveen.
Produced by Sean Howard.
Content warning: war, drinking, rebranding.
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Gubbin and his loyal regulars make their last stand.
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Credits
Starring Hugo Jones, Art Carlson and Marisa King.
Written and directed by Eli McIlveen.
Sound design and music by Eli McIlveen.
Produced by Sean Howard.
Content warning: excessive drinking, depression, bereavement, swords and death threats.
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Ex-Sorceror General Helbard Krankel makes his move.
Plus, more news of The Axe & Crown and Alba Salix Season Two!
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Krankel Abroad, Episode 2
Starring Carter Siddall and Julian Sark
Written and produced by Sean Howard.
Sound design by Eli McIlveen.
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When last we saw Sorceror General Helbard Krankel, he'd just escaped arrest and fled the Palace. What's he been up to since then? Find out in our first mini-episode.
Plus, stay tuned for news about the long-awaited Alba Salix Season Two!
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Krankel Abroad, Episode 1
Starring Carter Siddall and Julian Sark
Script and sound design: Eli McIlveen
Producer: Sean Howard
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Farloria's Royal Physician has her work cut out for her. As head witch and the only regular staff member at the new House of Healing, Alba's got an endless lineup of patients and a bickering King and Queen to please.
Fortunately, help is on the way. Unfortunately, that help is from Magnus, a troublesome young ex-monk and aspiring surgeon, and Holly, an accident-prone fairy herbalist.
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A few more of our favourite outtakes from Season 1.
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Happy new year from the cast and crew of Alba Salix! Here are a few of our favourite outtakes from the first season.
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The marriage of Prince Bulwark and Princess Minsey could bring peace to two warring nations – if Alba can keep the bride and groom alive until their wedding day.
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Credits
Barbara Clifford as Alba Salix
Julian Sark as Magnus
and Olivia Jon as Holly and Princess Willemina
George Bertwell as King Gunther
Marisa King as Queen Parabel
Carter Siddall as Helbard Krankel and the Minister
Abbas Hussain as King Rockhart
Elaine O’Neal as Princess Minsey
and Robert Frances as Prince Bulwark
Written and directed by Eli McIlveen
Sound design and music by Eli McIlveen
Produced by Sean Howard
Associate producers: Carter Siddall, Eric Portelance, Mark Fenwick, Josh Clavir and Dave Addison
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Content warning: Conspiracy to murder, suicide attempt, blood and politics.
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Alba's old flame Withrow Lee comes to town selling suspicious potions, inspiring Magnus to get in on the game.
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Credits
Barbara Clifford as Alba Salix
Julian Sark as Magnus
and Olivia Jon as Holly and Bertha
Abbas Hussain as Withrow Lee
John Palmieri as Jerome and Mister Benvenito
Elaine O’Neal as Countess Carnelia and Serdikos the Imp
Carter Siddall as McWhinney
George Bertwell as Abe
Marisa King as Angie and the Apple Seller
and special guest Tim Ciaschini as Professor Schpringeler and the Mugger
Written and directed by Eli McIlveen
Sound design and music by Eli McIlveen
Produced by Sean Howard
Associate producers: Carter Siddall, Eric Portelance, Mark Fenwick, Josh Clavir and Dave Addison
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Content warning: Cartoonish violence and torture, threats, heights, mind control? and fraud up the wazoo.
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As Alba and Holly race to cure a deadly outbreak of cranial swelling, Magnus receives a visit from the kingdom's most feared outlaw.
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Credits
Barbara Clifford as Alba Salix
Julian Sark as Magnus
and Olivia Jon as Holly
Marisa King as Queen Parabel
George Bertwell as King Gunther
Carter Siddall as Helbard Krankel
Abbas Hussain as Guy van Fleet
Elaine O’Neal as Mrs Strudebaker
Robert Frances as Carlton Gerrard
and Jasmin Cheng as the Page
Written and directed by Eli McIlveen
Sound design and music by Eli McIlveen
Produced by Sean Howard
Associate producers: Carter Siddall, Eric Portelance, Mark Fenwick, Josh Clavir and Dave Addison
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Content warning: Cartoonish gore and death, bereavement, outbreak of illness and mansplaining.
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Alba is summoned to remove some unexpected snakes from King Gunther's head, and saddled with a bothersome young patient – not to mention some unwanted help from a fairy.
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Credits
Barbara Clifford as Alba Salix
Julian Sark as Magnus and Valtar the Centaur
Olivia Jon as Holly
George Bertwell as King Gunther
Marisa King as Queen Parabel
Carter Siddall as Helbard Krankel and Balthig the Ogre
Robert Frances as Jerome and Father Laing
Jasmin Cheng as Millie and Hiccups Kid
and Sean Howard, Jason Mahon and Stephen Smith
Written and directed by Eli McIlveen
Sound design and music by Eli McIlveen
Produced by Sean Howard
Associate producers: Carter Siddall, Eric Portelance, Mark Fenwick, Josh Clavir and Dave Addison
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Content warning: Cartoonish violence, bodily harm, blood, panic, surgery, drug references and many snakes.
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After the House of Healing's herb garden is torn out by workmen bearing royal orders, Alba tries to get to the root of the matter while Holly and Magnus venture into the woods to gather more rare plants.
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Credits
Barbara Clifford as Alba Salix
Julian Sark as Magnus
Olivia Jon as Holly
Carter Siddall as Helbard Krankel and Douglas
George Bertwell as King Gunther and Papa Bear
Marisa King as Queen Parabel and Mama Bear
Robert Frances as Bailiff Henry and Badger
Abbas Hussain as Jan and Badger Guard
Jasmin Cheng as Baby Bear
Clive E Milne as the Spider and the Map
Written and directed by Eli McIlveen
Sound design and music by Eli McIlveen
Produced by Sean Howard
Associate producers: Carter Siddall, Eric Portelance, Mark Fenwick, Josh Clavir and Dave Addison
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Content warning: Cartoonish violence, fantasy racism, imprisonment, animal attacks, drug references and crimes.
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While Alba tends to her two least favourite patients, Magnus receives some advice from the local wildlife.
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Credits
Barbara Clifford as Alba Salix
Julian Sark as Magnus
Olivia Jon as Holly
Elaine O’Neal as Countess Carnelia
Robert Frances as Jerome and the Squirrel
Jasmin Cheng as the Bird
Clive E Milne as the Rabbit
Written and directed by Eli McIlveen
Sound design and music by Eli McIlveen
Produced by Sean Howard
Associate producers: Carter Siddall, Eric Portelance, Mark Fenwick, Josh Clavir and Dave Addison
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Content warning: Cartoonish violence, animal endangerment, animal attacks, hypochondria, surgery, innuendo and leeches.
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