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This week, things get weirdly sexual.
One of us ghosts an agent (for five years), one of us confesses to writing nothing (again), and one of us accidentally turns a homicide detective into a Renaissance actor. Thereâs also drone footage, shame spirals, and the most unexpected sex metaphor ever uttered on a writing podcast (thanks, Lisa.)
Itâs chaotic. Itâs unhinged. Itâs exactly the kind of writing therapy you didnât know you needed.
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Whatâs inside this episode?
đ„ Sins & Wins â We spiral. We stall. We sort-of-write. Lisa stares us down with disappointed mentor energy. Also, immersive writing via candlelight and Scottish landscapes becomes a thing. It shouldnât work. It does.
âïž Roast or Toast â A listenerâs submission blows us awayâemotional, elegant, and full of potential. Lisa gives light-touch feedback, high praise, and a not-so-subtle plea for the rest of the manuscript.
đââïž Curly Questions â Annie admits to ghosting an agent after a full request. Lisa reacts in real time. What follows is⊠educational. And slightly unhinged. (Yes, thereâs a metaphor. No, we wonât spoil it.)
đ” Tea Time Rant â We unpack the Belle Gibson scandal, publishing accountability, and the uncomfortable truth that some writers are lyingâand itâs probably not you. Probably.
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đ Leave us a five-star review or tell Lisa sheâs a saint for mentoring us. Either one fuels our egos.
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This week on Writers Behaving Badly, Brooke and Annie spiral into shame spirals, Lisa serves up a full-course manuscript masterclass (with sides of encouragement and mild roasting), and author Kylie Ladd drops by to destroy every writing rule you thought was gospel. Honestly? Itâs a lot. But itâs also your new writing therapy session.
Welcome back to Writers Behaving Badly, the podcast where manuscripts are sacred, self-doubt is shared, and our editing decisions come with a side of existential dread. This week, Annie confesses her manuscript is quietly weeping in the corner, Brooke faces down some plotting demons, and Lisa accidentally unravels her WIP like a wool jumper caught on a nail.
Oh, and Kylie Ladd joins us to confirm: you donât have to write every day. (Take that, hustle culture.)
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Whatâs inside this episode?
đ„ Sins & Wins âAnnie flirts with 30 new book ideas and neglects her WIP (again), Brooke rewrites herself into a corner, and Lisa unpicks her manuscript like it personally offended herâthen remembers she saved all the old versions like the good anxious author she is. Penance is assigned, sass is served.
âïž Roast or Toast âLisa gently (mostly) critiques Brookeâs second chapter, praising her brilliant rewrite and new narrative voice for Sully. She toasts the improvements, suggests trimming a few redundant words, and reminds us all that white space is a kindnessânot a formatting crime.
đ€ Author Spotlight âKylie Ladd joins the chaos to share her biggest writing sins, worst advice (spoiler: "write every day" is cancelled), and why her breakthrough book still hasnât, technically, broken through. A vulnerable and hilarious chat on publishing, process, and resilience.
đ” Tea Time Rant âAre author blurbs dead? Simon & Schuster seems to think so. The gang spills the tea on why blurbs are kind of fake news, the stress of begging favours from author friends, and how weâre all too emotionally fragile for this nonsense.
đ Chaotic Sign-Offs âWe wrap with a healthy amount of imposter syndrome, chaotic giggling, and an invitation for Lisa to join the Dragon Smut Book Club (spoiler: she declines with conviction).
Writers, dreamers, and literary mischief-makersâsubscribe for your weekly fix of craft, comedy, and confessions.
đïž Want us to roast (or toast) your manuscript? Submit your first page via Substackâweâll only make fun of it a little.
đ Leave us a five-star review or tell Lisa sheâs a saint for mentoring us. Either one fuels our egos.
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Welcome back to Writers Behaving Badly, the podcast where the manuscripts are dusty, the ideas are questionable, and the clients areâwell, if you ask Lisa, one of them is a real handful the rest are delightful (Annie, this is about you). This week, weâre diving into the emotional chaos of writing when youâd rather be doing literally anything else (like inventing erotic Wordle-based Substacks), and Lisa tries to stay professional while her co-hosts spiral into sentient-object romance and questionable life choices.
Got a sin to confess?
Tell us your worst writing sin of the week in the commentsâdid you out-bad us?
Whatâs inside this episode?
đ„ Sins & Wins â Lisa is laser-focused, Brooke solves a plot riddle, and Annie⊠well, Annieâs manuscript is quietly sobbing in the corner while she flirts with new ideas and ponders publishing âDirty Wordle.â
âïž Roast or Toast â We critique a beautiful scene from a listener submission, unpacking the nuances of narrative distance, child POV, and why âextricatesâ is not exactly playground vocabulary.
đ§ Curly Questions â Brooke corners Lisa with the dreaded âShow, donât tellâ dilemma, and Lisa delivers a masterclass on filter words, narrative technique, and why your first draft doesnât have to be perfect (but your second one better try).
đ” Tea Time Rant â Publishing house mergers are shaking up the Aussie lit scene. Lisa shares her spicy take on what this means for authors, small presses, and the ever-shrinking list of places to pitch your masterpiece.
đ Chaotic Sign-Offs â Annie and Brooke admit to corrupting their algorithms with object romance, Lisa tries to bring some order (again), and we end on a high note of monks, nuns, and carnival rides. You just had to be there.
Writers, readers, and lovers of literary dramaâsubscribe for your dose of craft, chaos, and occasionally useful advice.
đïž Want your manuscript critiqued live on air? Submit your first page on Substackâwe promise weâll be gentle!
đš Leave us a five-star review Leave us a five-star review⊠or tell Lisa how brave she is for mentoring Annie. Either works.
Lisaâs full critique of Brookeâs work
Weâre sharing the original submission and Lisaâs edits on Substack. Itâs a masterclass in turning good writing into greatâand a perfect example of how to bring childlike perspective to life on the page. Big toast energy. đ„
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Welcome back to Writers Behaving Badly, the podcast where writing sins are confessed, manuscripts get a little crispy, and literary chaos reigns supreme. This week, weâre serving up fresh mischief with special guest Kerryn Mayne, who joins Lisa, Brooke, and Annie to spill all the tea on publishing, manuscript meltdowns, and the questionable choices that got us here.
Got a sin to confess?
Tell us your worst writing sin of the week in the commentsâdid you out-bad us?
Whatâs inside this episode?
đ„ Sins & Wins â Whoâs been productive, whoâs been procrastinating, and whoâs drowning in a shiny new idea instead of finishing the old one? (Brooke, weâre looking at you đ).
âïž Roast or Toast â Lisa takes a very close look at Brookeâs latest manuscript draft. Will she make it out unscathed?
đ Editing is Painful â Kerryn Mayne shares how her debut novel Lenny Marks Gets Away With Murder changed from first draft to final bookâand why sometimes, losing a character (or two) is necessary.
đ” Tea Time Rant â Are male authors really being discriminated against in publishing? đ€Ą Or are women just writing better books? The WBB crew spills their most scalding takes yet.
đ Chaotic Sign-Offs â Whoâs getting roasted next? How can you submit your manuscript for a light (read: brutal) critique? And why is Lisa pretending she has control over this podcast?
If youâre a writer, an aspiring author, or just here for the absolute shenanigans, hit subscribe and join us every week for more literary mayhem.
đïž Want your manuscript critiqued live on air? Submit your first page on Substackâwe promise weâll be gentle(ish).
đš Leave us a five-star review or roast us. We really donât mind.
Lisaâs full critique of Brookeâs work
If youâd like to read Brookeâs full extract (including Lisaâs comments), you can access a Google Docs version below.
Brooke should be deep in edits for her current book⊠but The Shiny âš (aka a tempting new idea) is making that very difficult. Hopefully this critique will get her back on track! Lisa loved the atmosphere of Brookeâs opening pages but had thoughts on clarity and flow. You can hear the full critiqueâand Brookeâs reactionâon the podcast!
To read our brave guest, Kerryn Mayneâs latest book JOY MOODY IS OUT OF TIME click the button below!
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Welcome to the Writers Behaving Badly podcastâwhere writing sins are confessed, manuscripts get lightly roasted, and mayhem is inevitable.
In our very first episode, Lisa Ireland, Brooke Turnbull, and Annie Bucknall launch this chaos-fueled podcast with a toast đ·, some questionable life choices, and a whole lot of literary hot takes.
Got a sin to confess?
Make Brooke and Lisa feel better and let us know where it all went wrong (or right!) this week.
Whatâs inside this episode?
đ„ Sins & Wins â Confession time! Who wrote, who didnât, and whoâs getting assigned penance? (Spoiler: Lisa is drunk on power.)
âïž Roast or Toast â Annieâs Till We Are Ghosts gets its first live critiqueâwill she survive the feedback?
đ€ Meet Lisa Ireland â Our in-house mentor, eight-time published author, and former stalker-victim (thanks, Brooke).
đ” Tea Time â Embarrassing publishing moments, featuring Kerryn Mayne and a networking disaster at Penguin HQ.
đ Chaotic Sign-Offs â Whoâs getting their manuscript roasted next? How can you submit your work? And why is Lisa overthinking taking us on?
If youâre a writer, aspiring author, or just here for the literary mischief, hit subscribe and join us every Saturday for a brand-new episode!
Lisaâs full critique of Annieâs work
If youâd like to read Annieâs full extract (including Lisaâs comments), you can access a Google Docs version below.
This is a brand new project and Annie is writing her way into it. Lisa was excited by the opening pages but still had a few words of advice. You can hear Lisaâs thoughts on the podcast.
To read our brilliant first guest, Kerryn Mayneâs latest book JOY MOODY IS OUT OF TIME click the button below!
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Welcome to Writers Behaving Badly, where Lisa Ireland, Brooke Turnbull, and Annie Bucknall take you behind the scenes of the writing worldâspilling industry secrets, mentoring writers live, and embracing the chaos of creativity.
đ Our first episode drops this Saturday, February 22!
Hereâs whatâs coming up:
đ„ Roast or Toast â our live mentoring segment (Annieâs up first!)
đ„ Lisa Ireland in the hot seat â We turn the tables and grill her on imposter syndrome, writing advice, and how to write worse to write better.
đ„ Bestselling author Kerryn Mayne spills the tea on an embarrassing Penguin HQ moment.
đ„ And more publishing fails, craft chats, and mischief!
đ© Want your writing critiqued? Submit via our Substack.
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đ§ Subscribe now so you donât miss our launch episode!
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