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In this episode, host Simone Paget welcomes Lara Bricker, a licensed private investigator, author of the Piper Greene series of cozy mysteries, and one of the hosts of Crime Writers On. They delve into Lara's bizarre experiences on dating platforms, including her take on unconventional dating strategies like the 'man funnel,' and swap stories about ghosting. Lara shares her journey of maintaining a journal to document her peculiar dating encounters. They also touch upon themes of self-preservation, dating apps, and techniques for eliminating undesirable matches. The conversation veers into hilarious territory with stories about men posing as Santas on dating apps, creepy children's books, and more. This episode offers listeners a mix of humor, insightful dating app strategies, and a peek into how Lara's professional life as a private investigator informs how she approaches modern dating dilemmas. The show wraps up with a rousing game of FMK, where Simone and Lara share notes on their favorite TV Detectives.
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Why do we do the things we do? On this episode, Simone speaks with Hannah Spero, YOUR Behavior analyst and host of the Spero podcast to break down all things dating, behavior, habits, and more. We talk about what it's like dating as a single mom in your late 30s, dating in "Chictoria" (Victoria) vs "Menver" (Denver), and how in order to change a habit you need to figure out why you do it in the first place. We wrap up the episode with a rousing game of FMK: New Girl edition.
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We're reading for our Hallmark movie moment! In this episode, Simone is joined by Rita Chand, a Certified Life Coach, Holistic Wellness Coach, and soon-to-be Registered Counsellor. Rita is the Fairy Godmother we didn't know we needed. We discuss her counseling journey and her experiences with workplace bullying (and how to recognize it when it's happening). We also discuss bullying in relationships (yes, ghosting is a form of bullying), dating in Victoria BC, and how to create your own Hallmark movie moment. The show wraps up with a rousing game of FMK, Grey's Anatomy edition.
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Does ADHD impact how we date? In this episode, Simone is joined by Megan Glennie, a certified life coach for late-diagnosed ADHD adults to discuss all things dating, relationships, and neurodivergence. They also talk about shame, experiences that "feel good in the pants but terrible in the heart" and people-pleasing. They also ponder how AI might affect the future of online dating. Simone recounts her date with a short king and her time on a sex cruise with a bunch of horny senior citizens. She also shares the story of her Covid Catfish. The show wraps up with a rousing game of FMK: Veronica Mars edition.
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Bring on the cringe! In this episode, Simone is joined by Alyssa O a writer, playwright, and Wacky Aunt Abroad to discuss dating, traveling solo, and living a joy-filled, unconventional life abroad as a single 40-something woman. Simone and Alyssa are green berets in dating...they've seen some things. The pair discuss what it's like dating in Scotland and Switzerland versus dating in North America. They conclude that no, they do not want to party like it's 2019 (or date anyone who does). They also discuss deprioritizing dating, dating ROI, and whether it's possible catfished by a photo of a young Joseph Stalin. Alyssa shares the story of a terrifying date with a man with a Michael Jackson tattoo. Simone tells her own story of a date with a troubling tattoo of his own. The episode wraps up with a rousing game of FMK: Cringe band edition (what would it be like being married to Creed? How about Maroon 5?)
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It's like that 50 Cent song but without prison time! This week Simone is joined by Visibility and Marketing Coach, Annika Martins to discuss all things dating and self-employment. Dating while being self-employed is a different kind of beast. Annika and Simone discuss how rejection is just redirection, curiosity is key, and how as women we're programmed to be chosen. Simone shares a story about a man who brought his own lunch to the restaurant and why she hates hardboiled eggs. The episode wraps up with a rousing game of FMK: 90's male R&B Singers edition ( Shoutout to Jon B - the group was called Destiny's Child for a reason!)
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Online dating: it's just a contest to see who cares the least! In this episode, Simone is joined by award-winning journalist & bestselling author Nancy Jo Sales (The Bling Ring, American Girls, Nothing Personal) to discuss why dating apps are making us miserable and how dating, shame, and misogyny are all connected. Turns out dating in Vancouver Island and Manhattan isn't all that different. Nancy Jo and Simone also discuss getting older, dating in your 40s and 50s, and how deprioritizing men is bringing them both a sense of peace. Nancy Jo recounts a Tinder date where the man posted an ill-timed selfie and Simone tells the story of dating a man who, quite literally, didn't "see" her. They wrap up the episode with a rousing game of FMK - Archie Comics edition, where they ask the question: would Archie Andrews make a good partner?
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Oh, the Adam Levine of it all! In this episode, Simone is joined by Mel Zee to discuss aggressive monogamy, dating after death, being single in Vancouver, and the current state of online dating profiles. We meet several Catfishes, a man who serenades his date in the weirdest way possible and a guy who's obsessed with CrossFit (and talking about himself). Mel and Simone critique online dating profiles and cap off the episode with a rapid-fire game of FMK.
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I never knew root beer would taste so good...on meat! In this episode, Simone is joined by writer Kate Kaput to discuss some of their most hilariously bad dating experiences, books, and reality TV and Kate's brief appearance on Top Chef. We learn that Kate is afraid of puppets and Simone is afraid of wizards. We also meet a man with very questionable alcohol choices and a guy who visited a surgeon to become a jew. Also: more stories from that summer camp for single adults! The pair cap off the episode with a rapid-fire game of FMK: Dawson's Creek Edition.
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You don't get a 14th chance with me! On this episode, Simone Paget is joined by travel writer, Lynn Brown to discuss the current state of men and dating in New York City. What's the deal with men who come on strong and then disappear? Simone and Lynn swap ghosting horror stories and examine what makes an interaction go from awkward to creepy. Simone shares the story of a guy who would rather open new businesses than discuss his feelings and another that puts the "D" in D-list actor. All of this begs the question are men okay? The pair wrap up the show with a rousing game of FMK (Disney edition!) where they ponder what it would be like to be in a throuple with Mickey and Minnie Mouse.
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Who wants to date a toaster? Not me! In this episode, Simone is joined by Amber Adrian, a writer, intuitive healer, moon with, and all-around internet fairy godmother. They discuss healing in long-term relationships, overcoming a scarcity mindset when it comes to love and money, and breaking up with meat. We learn that Simone keeps a "love spreadsheet" and feels like she's been personally victimized by a combination of 90's R&B songs and rom-com. They end the episode by putting the bachelors of Sex and the City to task with a rapid-fire game of F*ck, Marry, Kill.
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No, you can't pee on me, but thanks for asking! In this episode, Simone is joined by Rochelle Latinsky, a digital strategist and veteran internet person. Simone and Rochelle enter the sexual vortex that is the app Feel'd and compare notes on ghosting. They discuss Beyonce's album Renaissance, ethical non-monogamy, sex positivity, lucky girl syndrome, and whether or not Harry Styles is marriage material.
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In this episode, Simone is joined by Elizabeth Bull, a former fashion editor, and fellow Beyonce enthusiast. Elizabeth and Simone discuss dating in Vancouver as a plus-sized woman, perfumes from the 1990s, and Matchmaker Maria's 12-date rule. Elizabeth recounts a first (and last) date with a cross-eyed cowboy and a second date with a man who burst into tears after taking seven shots. Is height a dealbreaker? The pair discuss. Simone recounts dating a man who resembled a garden gnome and a dysfunctional ex-boyfriend who lacked gift-giving etiquette. The episode wraps up with a rapid-fire game of F*ck, Marry Kill: problematic date edition.
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Oh, the fart of it all! This episode, Simone is joined by Treena Orchard, a writer, professor and all-around dating app scholar (Simone's words, not Treena's!) Simone and Treena discuss what it was like dating in a time before dating apps, the inherent issues with online dating and how we can date & mate better. Treena discusses a date with a flatulent suitor. Is poor footwear a dealbreaker? What about socks with sandals? OR JORTS? We think yes! Simone shares a play-by-play of several dates, including a penniless weirdo with a dead guinea pig and a sartorially challenged alcoholic. The episode wraps up with a rapid fire game of F*ck, Marry, Kill: Degrassi High, Original Recipe Edition.
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It's a very special holiday edition of We're Never Doing This Again! In this episode, Simone is joined by writer, John Drake. They discuss their favorite sex clubs, what the buffet situation is like at a nude resort, dating during a pandemic, holiday-themed sex toys and so much more. Also in this episode: a man "falls" on a Christmas ornament and a nurse gets an interesting surprise. The episode wraps with a rousing game of f*ck, marry, kill, featuring a very special guest, SANTA CLAUS!
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How does this even happen?! This week, Simone is joined by guest @valorie_clark to discuss a series of dating interactions that defy explanation. Simone and Valorie discuss navy blue 'guy sheets,' dating while sober, and an apartment so dirty, it's mindblowing. Also in this episode: a fly-by-night Romeo confesses his feelings and then flees the city and an ex sends a break-up package full of...mixed CDs? The pair wrap up the episode with a rousing game f*ck, m*rry, kill that begs the question, is a filthy home the secret to a good marriage?
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Small towns make you do crazy things! In this episode, Simone is joined by Peter DeWolf to discuss the peaks and perils (okay, mostly perils) of dating in a small town. Simone shares a story about a man with an unhealthy (?) interest in the Food Network and the time she went on a date with a real-life Mr. Dress Up. Simone and Peter also discuss erotic audio stories, the romantic viability of anyone who wears wrap-around sunglasses, how to avoid dating your cousin, and whether re-runs of the West Wing are the key to true love. The pair closes out the show with a rousing game of F*ck, Marry, Kill which begs the question: is Guy Fieri the ultimate libido killer?
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Is he a serial killer or just your garden variety pervert? That is the question. Guest Casey Palmer joins Simone to discuss the time she went to a summer camp for socially awkward adults....err, FUN, HIP SINGLES! The pair end the episode with a rousing game of F*ck, Marry, Kill, where they ponder: is rapper Lil Jon secretly wholesome?
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This week Almie Rose joins us to discuss a criminally bad date with a suitor that lied about...stabbing people? His Latin pop career? Everything? We're still trying to figure it out. Almie and Simone then play a rousing game of F*ck, Marry, Kill where they ask the question: what's it like to be married to Mayor McCheese?