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It's a TWTIEW Christmas Special Episode! Colleen and Helen review and recap one of the most painful to watch movies we've seen in a while, and that's really saying something: The Spirit of Christmas. A heartwarming film that solves a Christmas mystery about a ho-ghost who falls in love with a woman who has almost no redeeming qualities and is weirdly willing to throw down for 12 days with a ghost -- that's how desperate she is for the D.
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with special guest Alice Ladrick!
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In this episode, Colleen and Helen cover the Netflix reality show Love Is Blind! From the concept to the shenanigans and drama, we break it down. And then we talk about some random things and giggle together, as always.
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In this episode, Colleen and Helen crack open the final movie in the Halloween franchise! Did we see the original Halloween remake in 2018? No! Have we watched the other two new films? Yes! Does it matter? Probably not because it's not like these films are reinventing the wheel here. But very serendipitous that we recorded the 13th Halloween film on our 13th episode. Spooky!
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In part two of this two part episode, Helen and Colleen dig into the action packed portion of Halloween Kills! Michael Myers inexplicably killing people with objects that seem far too involved, Jamie Lee Curtis in hospital with a knife shooting morphine into her ass, and poor Judy Greer being a badass! This Halloween we are accidentally celebrating the Halloween franchise as we picked this movie and now are so mystified we need to watch them all .
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Part 1 of the break down of Halloween Kills -- the twelfth and penultimate installment in the Halloween franchise. This movie is so jam packed up hilarious and awful gore and plotlines, we had to break it into two episodes!
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In the first Halloween episode of the season, Colleen and Helen break down a film that has a powerful 15% on Rotten Tomatoes and 3 stars on IMDB. The one and only, Wicker Man, of Youtube fame for it's hilariously awful sequences that include but aren't limited to Nick Cage being attacked by a swarm of bees. This confusing remake from 2006 of a classic British thriller by Neil Labute of Broadway fame will leave you scratching your head and wondering where they went right.
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On this episode, Helen and Colleen dive into a dating show that radiates early 2000s VH1/MTV energy reminiscent of NEXT and more. This show on Hulu takes people on blind dates and has "comedians" aka people who are so unknown they don't even bother introducing them live reacting to the dates as they happen. Join us next week for the beginning of our Halloween specials!
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Helen and Colleen mine the depths of the 1991 film Bingo, a truly horrible film that took us to new levels of awfulness. This movie chronicles the journey of a dog named -- you guessed it -- BINGO! And they will remind you of this by saying his name or singing the bingo song every five minutes. Then towards the end there's some unhinged singing and a discussion of Yahtzee and how it got it's name, as well as U2 randomly.
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Helen and Colleen have decided to take a deep DIVE (pun intended) into the wonderful world of Mary Kate and Ashley, with today's episode of Billboard Dad! A classic tween movie from the late 90's that has it all: subliminal messaging, light racism, and more! This classic is ingrained into our minds from so much adolescent viewing, but that doesn't mean it's good.
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We turn from the Swamp People, to the inhabitants of Love Island! A "competition" show that is also a dating show...with six episodes a week this is just a slutty onslaught for the senses. You hate to love it and you love to hate it! Colleen and Helen dissect this heteronormative franchise, that they can't help but watch even though it is poisoning their brains with subliminal marketing.
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Swamp People! Not the most entertaining show we've ever seen, but certainly an informative snapshot of a world known only to...the swamp people. Colleen and Helen record this episode together, as Helen recovers from foot surgery! So this episode is extra special and extra unhinged because we each had an Aperol spritz and we are lightweights. We apologize to the Swamp People, we do not judge you although your lives seem wild and also boring to us.
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In today's episode, Helen and Colleen explore what we assume is a Canadian reality TV classic? Don't Quit Your Gay Job! This show ran for two seasons in 2007-ish and then had a third season a few years later for reasons we don't quite understand. The video quality feels very public access, and the show documents two gay men trying different jobs and competing against each other to see who can do the job best...you might think it would be gay men trying typically heteronormative/masc jobs or vice versa but really it's just these two friends trying different jobs of all kinds for no particular reason!
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In this episode, Colleen and Helen dive into the old R.L. Stine classic -- GOOSEBUMPS! Who didn't love the books and the tv show as a 90's child? To be honest, Colleen never really got into it, but this classic two part Goosebumps episode really turned us into fans. It has everything: a bangin' theme song, the author himself being creepy in an office, masks, and a mysterious man with an ugly ass face.
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In this episode, Colleen and Helen deep dive into the low key racist, poorly written masterpiece that is Rambo: Last Blood. The final installment in the Rambo film series that leaves us wondering: who did the research on this film? can you ram through the "border fence" between Mexico and Arizona? why is Rambo such a dummy? did they have one reference of Latin fashion?
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Welcome to The Worst Thing I Ever Watched! On this show two sisters, Colleen and Helen, watch horrible TV and films and then sit down together to break it down and laugh with you. On our first episode ever, we dive in to a historical masterpiece: Wartime Farm. A show where three British historians live together for a year in a weird recreation of...you guessed it! A Wartime Farm set in World War Two. Who's idea was this, and why are there so many spinoffs? New episodes coming every Tuesday!
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