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When we left off, Rio had fled the sinking ship at Leeds and moved to the biggest club of them all.
And our hero is about to experience the full glare of the spotlight, as he parties with P Diddy, gets branded a drug cheat and is stitched up by 10 different kiss n’ tells…
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In the mid naughties, Michael Caroll was public enemy number one.
Over eight short years, Mad Mikey spunked his £10m lottery win on coke, fast cars and four day Roman orgies.
But you can’t deny he had a fucking good time.
From terrorising Christian discos to naked waitresses with cocaine canapes, meet the Lotto Lout…
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Welcome back to Extra Shot, our Thursday pod about the funniest stories in sport THIS WEEK.
On the pod today: Quincy Promes FINALLY arrested in Dubai, Rangers try to sign Mussolini’s grandson and did Joshua Zirkzee jizz his pants in Barbados?
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Links from the pod:
Boca Juniors fans on a rollercoaster: https://x.com/MenInBlazers/status/1933896243022873053
Infantino taking a corner: https://www.instagram.com/p/DKj9uQ3O8xi/
Katie Price and Wayne Lineker flogging Supreme CBD: https://x.com/_DIGB/status/1935075113478557922
Joshua Zirkzee daggering: https://www.reddit.com/r/ManchesterUnited/comments/1l8qsv4/zirkzee/
British sumo wrestler: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0lnedjkgr5o
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With his Year 9 gags and hyperactive punditry, it’s easy to forget Rio Ferdinand was a Rolls Royce of a defender.
But off the pitch, the wheels sometimes came off.
He hospitalized beloved stewards, flogged fake Versace to teammates, and starred in sex tapes with Frank Lampard.
From playing in the Premier League drunk to affairs with page 3 models, this is his story…
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On the pod today: Drug smuggling Arsenal strikers, Arctic Monkeys trash the Emirates and a Mexican poisoning scandal...
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Dad pretending to score in front of the Kop - https://www.instagram.com/p/DKo2bensyrI/
Dreadlock holiday - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUNTk5xsxk4
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These days, Liverpool are a well oiled football machine.
But back in the mid-90s, the likes of Robbie Fowler, Jamie Redknapp and Razor Ruddock were the ultimate Premier League playboys.
They dated Page 3 girls, necked 25 pints after matches and pissed themselves to ward off defenders.
From shagging the manager’s daughter to guzzling 212 steak and kidney pies a year, meet the Spice Boys…
Links from the pod:
Louise’s One Kiss from Heaven video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITBvflS2KBs&t=119s
Fowler snorting celebration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E36FJk4OQaw
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On the pod today: The former Villa midfielder who hospitalised two teenage players after bursting into their dressing room drunk.
Plus: Ian Rush’s score-settling musical, Man United’s miserable summer holiday and Eric Cantona’s
Links from the pod:
Guam FA chief asleep on Zoom call: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1605537356316131328
Rasputin’s cock in a jar: https://easycomeseasygoes.blogspot.com/2011/08/rasputins-legendary-13-inches-penis-on.html
Napoleon’s cock in a box: https://images.app.goo.gl/HkMikhU2L8BomBSR7
Jack after Glastonbury: https://images.app.goo.gl/UHPTNtknVUQqZKzh9
Luke Littler lookalike pizza advert: https://x.com/mcOOey/status/1929182488091414641
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With special guest Paul Watson.
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With its vapid commercialism and unhinged fans, it’s easy to lose faith in modern football.
But venture beyond the major leagues, and you’ll find the freewheeling chaos that once made it great.
They pick drug lords in midfield, blame ghosts for their sex scandals and sell stars for sausage meat.
Dig out your passport for the weirdest stories in world football…
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Links from the pod:
Harry Redknapp Jordan interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT8BQxC8_ok
Man blocks camera during Uganda v Mali: https://cdn.standardmedia.co.ke/images/tuesday/pojw8adi0wbax961372c9a50862.jpg
Zamalek fans make sad face: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FslIguBWYAIpq-Q.jpg
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On the pod today: The former Villa midfielder who hospitalised two teenage players after bursting into their dressing room drunk.
Plus: Ian Rush’s score-settling musical, Man United’s miserable summer holiday and Eric Cantona’s
Links from the pod:
United Strand letting his hair dry: https://www.instagram.com/p/DJ_4nDLojxo/
Ian Rush musical: https://bsky.app/profile/uglygame.bsky.social/post/3lplt3vmixc2l
Ian Rush musical explained: https://theuglygame.wordpress.com/2025/05/21/they-never-called-old-rushie-back-no-mate-to-mate-hello/
Ian Rush in the bath: https://icdn.empireofthekop.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/Screenshot-2021-12-27-7.17.44-AM-768x384.jpg
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With special guest Kieran Maguire
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From East End porn kings to South American bank robbers, football's biggest clubs have been run by some absolute wrong'uns.
They burned down stadiums, smuggled cocaine and started themselves up front for crunch cup ties.
Meet football's craziest owners…
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Links from the pod:
Stoyle Manolov: https://x.com/SundayShoutsFC/status/1529092232564858881
Ronnie Brunswijk: -https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=195443586020909
Barry Fry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Nbc5zNr5o
Laurence Bassini on Talksport: https://x.com/talkSPORT/status/1545364774262808578
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Plus: Steven Gerrard’s miracle water startup and the World’s Strongest Man is rocked by a sex scandal
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Leicester Market, 1974. A old lady in a tartan headscarf haggles over a knobbly turnip with two cheeky chappies.
But little does the veg-hunting gran know, one of these young lads will reach the pinnacle of his field, delighting hordes of drunken brits and bedding hundreds of women in the process.
And the other boy? Well, that was Gary Lineker.
From dogging down country lanes to breaking out of prison in a limo, this is the story of the brothers Lineker…
Links from the pod:
Working on the veg stall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZbDxmmtgqc
Gary Lineker drives a Fiat: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQasfuGaKx3VvMUiqeDjGIzRRmaBrC-GUbU7w&sz
Hat trick in first clasico: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGieB5_avOo
Missed panenka: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2-Nkc8-Kig
Brass Eye paedogeddon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU
Ocean Beach Club:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7YnsawP0mQ&t=2s
Shufflin launch party: https://youtu.be/MnnYUxwT3CY?si=dFbk0Smo6CY78adP&t=40
Queen tribute: https://x.com/ichlugebullets/status/1568317330945343489
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On the show today: Michael van gerwen’s backstage brawl and did Villa legend JLloyd Samuel fake his own death?
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Links from the pod:
Virat Kohli pimple ad: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1437370482257379329?utm_source=www.upshot.email&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=walking-like-a-dude-feeling-all-cool
Bellichik interview: https://youtu.be/_oRmlLbpepo?si=CBKRT4XOS_mQRpz8&t=14
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Welcome to part two of the Giggs saga, as we devour the juicy details of a bombshell family sex scandal, Ryan embarks on a career as a poet, and we ask the big question… who’s worse: Ryan or Rhodri?
Links from the pod:
Sunday Herald Ryan Giggs frontpage: https://images.app.goo.gl/1rvnCWj2TPCH3Mah6
Ryan Giggs named in parliament: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWEEiz19LSI
BBC media lawyer names him again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDvKFO1k0bs&t=34s
Rhodri’s Paddy Power advert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBlkxsbtlgw
Rhodri on Good Morning Britain: https://youtu.be/zrWeB5obIuQ?si=gCJtorH0_xN-zrOS&t=20
Ryan’s horrible purple mansion: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/8326862/ryan-giggs-selling-mansion-after-divorce/
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On the show today: Furious neighbours spoil David Beckham’s birthday bash, Glen Johnson’s nicking toilet seats and Dutch football’s crime wave has a new villain.
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Links from the pod:
Luke Littler being rude to girls: https://x.com/AFC_Iddy/status/1916919883578647002
Ian Brightwell at an Icke event: https://dispatch-media.com/email/f43bf57f-1ebb-4ee8-99cf-0691b79bdb2d/?ref=dispatch-article-newsletter
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Ryan Giggs was once nestled snugly between David Attenbrough and Sir Trevor McDonald in the pantheon of national treasures.
But in the space of six short weeks, it all came crumbling down.
As Fergie’s golden boy was unmasked as Britain's dirtiest dog.
Looking back, the clues had been there all along.
From petrol bombs through the letterbox to black eyes at the treble party, this is the story of the Welsh Wanderer…
Links from the pod:
Famous goal against Arsenal in 99: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axr4kogUXY4
Sets up Teddy Sheringham’s equaliser in Champions League final:https://youtu.be/1yON3ySblWQ?si=MRfT2bLMZhTUwXgN&t=1060
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On the show today: Chris Eubank’s getting fruity again and Celtic captain guzzling deep fried pizzas before a big final.
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Links from the pod:
Cole Palmer sprinting out of Stamford Bridge: https://x.com/CFCPys/status/1916159833029386279
Kalvin Phillips shoes: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPaSKutaUAg6kGn.jpg
Chris Eubank at his son’s fight: https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/1916495631373230245
Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank: https://www.instagram.com/tappymusicc/reel/DItn7OpqIr3/
Peter Andre movie:
https://x.com/lorrainemking/status/1912199573772333434
NFL draft prank: https://x.com/iam_johnw/status/1916164031544541399
Gas mask bong: https://x.com/Unders_GOAT/status/1651670862313955329
Wrexham gatorade celebration:
https://x.com/Wrexham_AFC/status/1916210433981354102
Scott Brown eating his deep fried pizza: https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/article5332503.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/EMBARGOED-UNTIL-0001-Sunday-15th-PAY-Scott-Brown.jpg
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With his cane, monocle and cut glass accent, Chris Eubank isn’t your typical boxer.
But he wasn’t always the fruity aristocrat you see today.
He had knife fights at dominos tournaments, went on two day police chases, and raided an arcade for 20,000 10p coins.
From poisoned chow meins to watching his own circumcision, this is the story of Britain’s weirdest world champion…
Links from the pod:
Esquire photoshoot: https://images.app.goo.gl/UNz5485XcmywURGK9
Chris in a monocle: https://images.app.goo.gl/qnfmEF5ZbXP59oD66
His huge truck: https://images.app.goo.gl/YE96tDXwpKekZRYq5
Gogglebox “would you like a sweetie”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPkW5aNqIYI
Never touch another man’s bonbons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlLYNHCEn5Q&t=758s
Climbing into his son’s corner during a fight: https://www.reddit.com/r/Boxing/comments/16ofvno/chris_eubank_corners_his_son/
Run in with Cycling Mikey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aww6LQX7ico
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On the show today: Our impending courtroom battle with Gianni Infantino, Romeo Beckham cucks his brother Brooklyn, and we unmask the mystery headbutter from Nicky Butt’s birthday.
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Links from the pod:
Infantino “I feel African” speech: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy9jaX9RAbA
The Beckhams on Ali G: https://youtu.be/P842Tmi6lrc?si=4lhG8j3qePdDbcjY&t=486
Street preacher interrupted in Newcastle: https://x.com/_shaunmiller_/status/1914030703148155037
San Lorenzo president trousering a wad of cash: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1k4zdz9/marcelo_moretti_president_of_san_lorenzo_gets/
Jurgen Klopp at Coachella?: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1478311966481175?fs=e&fs=e
Celtic’s Adam Idah throwing up in a taxi: https://www.tiktok.com/@.idah._/video/7494299002691718422
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With his cane, monocle and cut glass accent, Chris Eubank isn’t your typical boxer.
But he wasn’t always the fruity aristocrat you see today.
He had knife fights at dominos tournaments, went on two day police chases, and raided an arcade for 20,000 10p coins.
From poisoned chow meins to watching his own circumcision, this is the story of Britain’s weirdest world champion…
Links from the pod:
His real voice: https://www.tiktok.com/@mma.247_/video/7477711253511687446
Knocks Reginaldo out in 20 seconds - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_qYqrfOmLQ
ITV contract signing with Nigel Benn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji6hMwaBeiM
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