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Legends !! back with the best of 2024 ... all those fun bits !!
Happy new year can't wait to hit 2025 hard as..
The UnPro Fam
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Legends !! going to keep this one short and sweet !!! Merry Christmas you filthy animals .... Thanks so much for the support over 2024 it's been crazy !!
Stay safe this Xmas ... Drink plenty of water... eat plenty of... and live that dream ...
Enjoy the yarns
See yas in the new year
Cheers
Evo, E-Dawg and The Lord Shortcut
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Legends !!! Holly demon its bloody hot !!! we sit down and sweat out episode 61 one for use ... well and its a banger.
Evo hits the money ... with the mystery beers that actually don't disapoint from pink lemonade sours to bubble gum beer .
The Lord finishes up dance ... literally thank the lord ! and can now actually leave the tap shoes at home and come out with the Boyzzz ... he also dives into a new trade plumbing some say he is good with fondling pipes.
Mr Dawg heads past the adult mega super store ... are things BIG in there or is it just super comprehensive??? let us know .
We dive back into slang topics ..... Shot of whisky .... Cocktails learn the origin ... it may change the way you view them
DUI can you say the alphabet backwards you should try its harder sober then you think ? Ever been kicked out of venue ??? send it in as Uncle Dan Andrews has been kicked out of all venues hahaha sucks when the shoe is on the other foot.
.... 1 week to Xmas WTF where has the year gone ??? that being said next episode is our Xmas Ep so if you have something Christmas related send that through ... If you wanna give ya flog mate a shout out send it in .... You want to pay out the Lord Short Cut send it in .... get involved use mad dawgs
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Legends !!! we have made the big 60 its now a down hill slide to death and retirement but we got this !!!!
Bang !!! we finally try the best Pale Ale in the world ... that's right The Unprofessionals Pale Ale Tribute series has dropped and the crafts man at Sand Groper Brewing has dominated ....
Lord Short Cut has finally stopped being a dance dad to the delight of the team ..... Dance is over and the Cut has been let loose on the world ... look out !!!
Evo goes ticks all the boxes this week with the mystery beer ! dives in to his love of tight asses and hits us with the right amount of peach! Must have been all that rocking out at Green Spoon that helped ... or was it the Prosecco ???
Mr Dawg ... he has gone off to surgery ... turns out a face lift is a thing .... accelerating his modelling career he gets the full Blue Steel facelift lip pout ..... Jokes he had his eye balls cut up!!! and was in an absolute state !!
Legends we are a Midges ball hair away from The BIG Man In RED coming to visit us so send in those worse Xmas present you have ever been given
Chat to yas next week !!!
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Well Legends !!! we have hit the big 59er like 69er but not as wild ....
Evo hits us straight up with a mystery beer ... Pickle Dickle Beer and my lord E-dawg referenced it to cheetah piss .... How does he know ????
Mr Short Cut ... is no more !!! he is now The Lord !!! Knighted from uncle Charles himself ... may the lord be with us
Well as the title states worst injuries .... off the back of Mrs B pushing the delete button on both ankles the lads talk through there most hectic injuries ... from cricket balls to the face , explosions , Car accidents .. you name it its happened and some of it is WILD.
Christmas is coming ... The jolly fat man ... No not E-dawg .. send us those worst xmas gifts you have. received I'm sure you have the old mother in-law that hates ya face and gets you something worse then a lynx pack.
Anyway legends chat to yas next week for the BIG 60
Much love the UnPro Fam
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Legends !! Back in the studio and bringing you a banger !!! quite literally our good friend Bonnie Blue is banging her way into the record books setting her sites on aussie meat..
Anyone seriously think the Mike Tyson fight was serious ??? only fight we seen was trying to stream it ... Netflix lift ya game ya muppets !!!
Wanna know the origin of the rude finger salute ??? the middle finger wave ???? the up yours pal ??? the bird ??? well we have dug through the history books and it all makes sense now ....
We have a massive announcement ... you can keep listening to our show and still go to heaven ... that's right a church in Mexico is selling land in heaven for as little as $100 a square meter !! mad not to have 1000m of that.
And Mr Dawg ... gets the latest gossip from Steve Jobs ... Apples new iPhone 17 is going to have a sprinkle of the Elon Musk in it !! Starling baby !! don't see ya Google or Samsung phones doing that ??? or maybe they are regardless Apple for the Win
Stay tuned for next week one of the lads gets Knighted ... don't miss that
Cheers Legends
Much love the Unprofessional Fam
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Well Legends !!! The lads are still recovering from the old liver punishment weekend ...... they have a chance to check out the new Prado 250 series !!!! hmmmm what's your thoughts on it ??? ours ... are strange.
Donald is in like a duck ... means way more material for us lol but what's it mean for the world ? would he team up with Pauline and raise hell..
Shark man ... The Chicken F*%$cking husband , The Kid Laroi , Amber Heard and X ... Bit going on this episode so get those ears primed for greatness.
We step into a new studio but is it a thing ??? wait to hear the yarns on this ..... Next week
As always shout out to all use legends listening and shout out to all the good people that keep these episodes rolling !
Cheers The UnPro Fam
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Legends !!! what a massive 3 day long weekend at the 4x4 show !!!
Feeling it today !!! but man did we have a time ... was awesome to catch up and have a laugh with so many of use legends that support us on this mad ride.
Take a listen to this wrap up where a few legends jump on for a laugh, Kaiden from Hunters & Drifters ... The Gull and possibly Australia's best MC THE TONE from 4wd and and adventure show.
We can't wait to do it all again next year and massive shout out to Wildtrak Leisure & Colman for putting on such a sick event down there in the Content Creator Zone.
Yew Much Love The Unprofessional Fam
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Legends !!! what happens when the show is over ???? we go roaming few cheeky drinks mics and some of the biggest names in the game. From Shedlife Mac Preston to Fire To Fork and Escape The Daily trying to escape us lol !!!
Absolute legends at this years 4x4 show in Perth and you get to hear them unfiltered raw and having a good time with the Unprofessional Team.
Last day today legends so get down and see us use code UNPRO buy those tickets and lets goooooo!!!
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Legends !! day 1 roaming the show they let us loose !!! and we got loose .... hitting up some of the big names like Cam Wild ... Wild Touring , Char Bro BBQ and even getting thrown upside down in the all mighty D-Max thanks to the team at Isuzu!!
And finishing off the day with a few sex in a cans from our good friends at Off-Track Wines ... what a day and all the fun bits in between.
Get down today for day 2 at the show it will be the biggest and baddest so come say hi us discount code UNPRO at the checkout for a discount come say hi and get some sick GIVE AWAYS
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Legends !!! we made it to the greatest show ever ....oh and we are the greatest show ?? aren't we ??? Anyway Perth 4x4 show this weekend strap in 3 days of us running a muck !!! we have so much gear to giveaway legends so come down say hi and get on an episode.
If you want a discount jump on line order your tickets and use the code UNPRO at checkout.
See use this weekend ya mad dogs..
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Bang !!! quite literally it went BANG!! not what ya want when you're on a lap of Aus .... but this is why we brought Nissan's ... LOL but in all seriousness we get the 2 most senior mechanical icons from the industry and breakdown this one ... get it breakdown ... E-dawg & Short Cut get into it with some MASIVE claims to fame..
Evo drops the bombshell ... New Beer sponsor the absolute legend Sand Groper Brewing has jumped on-board as a major partner delivering that wet goodness we love... and stay tuned for what's to come.
The 4wd show ... 2 days out holly demon do we have some killer gear to give away , All our sponsors have emptied there wallets and hooked us up !!! From care car products from Anarchy Auto Care, Tasty Beers From Sand Groper , $3x Toys from Devils Burgers from 8 Napkins and that's just touching the sides..... Come down to the content creators section all weekend long and jump on the podcast and come win some of this elite gear !!! Code UNPRO @ checkout for a cheeky discount.
Stay tuned for all the show coverage this weekend live raw and the way you like it !!!
See you at the show !!!
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Legends !!! Back with this weeks box office smashes ... the boys sit down and talk there. top 5 all time greatest movies with some that may shock even the biggest movie buff!!!!
We wanna know your top 5 !!! give us that Mount Rushmore of movies !!! do you get more excited for Brad Pitt than E-dawg or are you as boring as Mr Short Cut ???? or into the old stuff like Evo ???
Also some exciting news gear up for The Perth 4wd & Adventure Show the boys will be there with all the bells and whistles so save the date 8-10 of November use CODE UNPRO fro discounted tickets !!!
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Wow !!!! We hit the road for this one ... and head to the boring town Mr Short Cut calls home and we call Northam ....
Evo frothing for a beer meets us at the pub with 5 mins before the kitchen closes, orders some chips and gets rejected hard ! and takes it like a man and rants about it after lol Affected him so much we had to send him for an oil massage from the legends at Relaxation Adobe
The Dawg has been on tour roaming around in the south meeting the locals and bumping into the wired and wacky the south has to offer .
Mr Short Cut has done nothing this week with having another bout of sickness .... chest infection sounds more like Soft C@ck if any one has a remedy for him send it in !!!
2 weeks out now legends from the one and only 4x4 show here in our home town of Perth! this year is going to be bigger than ever and we are bringing the whole crew ,all the gear so get down there and come hang out !!! some huge prize packs we have to give away from the legends that support us , Scooters, Live podcasting with use , the flog box and much more !!!! use discount code UNPRO to save some $$$ on the ticket price
Chat to yes next week for movie night !!!
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Legends !!!! wow what a week ... E-Dawg heads to Dero Gero and finds out not everyone likes flying ... speaking of flying ... its not the zoo there is more animals involved in the making of this podcast then there!!
Mr Short Cut is free quite literally free !!! you want him ??? Nah jokes we have jobs for him, now he is free from DANCE DADDY
Holly FU$K .....Evo ...... CRASHED his new car!! A bollard jumped right in front of the dog .... Poor bloke drop a comment show that support or rip into him either way we rate Lol . But he did relive his childhood and ripped the top off a few Shandy's
Chat you was next week
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What a night of revelation .... with the wild weather comes wild spiritual experiences one being .... Mr Short Cut is a reincarnation George Costanza but nit as funny.
Mr Dawg sends it to a crane course where he learns what he would do for money .... and Gina is on the table ... well hooked up to the crane and being dropped down but she is there.
Evo drops a bucket load of cash on his new car .... but stay tuned for a wild update on this ?????
How's the Intro ??? have your say and hey we may even include a cheeky prize you good things.
Catch ya next week !!
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Legends !!! Back with another one and shit what a week in the news !!! P-Diddy AKA Sean Combs has been a naughty naughty Boi .... Bad Boi is an absolute understatement .... The carnage coming from this will be madness.
Other News Mr-Short ... fails to make another episode heads to look at cats instead .... WOW
Randy and sends in an elite prank call with the old "Lube Ya Bum Hole & Do The Fandango" to the good old humble telemarketer. Would love to here if you could top this ????
Oh and how can we forget The Kings Birthday Long Weekend !!! cheers for the extra day off Charles ... E-Dawg heads to Denmark & Evo heads to The Royal Show for a tantric experience.
Also HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT the legends at Auswide Diesel Services have jumped on as a major partner so some real good things coming !!!!
Chat To Yes Next Week
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Holly DEMON!!!! It's not every day you shut the best burger place down in town ..... But we did ... The legends at 8 Napkins Burgers hosted us and all the crew for the one the only LIVE half Century ! Episode 50!.
What a bloody night, Salubrious food, Great people .... but even greater yarns!!
From the worst places to pass out , To the east coast legend on the prowl , and poping a squat in between its a tantric experience for the ears.
The Live audience made it for us, and we appreciate all the legends that support keeping the train rolling each month! its use mad dogs that make it what it is.
We can't wait for another 50
If you want to be apart of the show send us a DM , Audio msg or nudes lol
Thanks to all the Patrons fro making this event elite , And shout out to all the sponsors you know who you are xoxox
Chat to ya's next week
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Legends !!! EP 49 holly demon one off the big 5.0 now this is getting exciting..
Back in the OG studio for some yarns this week and dear oh dear Mr- Dawg has been sent on a Dogging Course! and it wasn't the Dogging he was thinking of ... Attack dolphins , Thanks right dolphins that attack .... Simpsons predicted this ... Evo hits up a night on the town and knocks the dust off a few GILFS that where out on the town looking for a bit of Jiggy-Jig
Oh and Dave Grohl ..... Potentially rookie of the year .... 11/10 misso and knocks up a side peace! he must eat streaky bacon as his head is all over the place.
Earth Quakes .. The worlds shake up Mr Short Cut brings the facts ... ARE WE ALL DOOMED ????
See use all at episode 50 .... Its not to late to come join Patreon for the details YEW!
If you want to be apart of the show DM all those audio stories or written yarns to out socials or email [email protected]
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Legends !!! the lads take the day off with this one and employ one of the hardest hitting hosts the industry has ever seen .... Tilly ... This results in Mr Short meeting his match and basically copping the ear bashing we could have only hoped for.
Definitely worth a listen and leave those comments on our socials!!
If your keen to get on the show DM us on all platforms ... Or send us an email [email protected]
Cheers Ya Mad Dogs
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