256: Just Two Spanners & A Hammer Please Mate (Pt 1)

19 mar · The Socially Distant Sports Bar

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🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 256

Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of sporting chaos, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents. This episode has everything—Welsh rugby battles, vintage cricket, a dash of karma, and an insight into the mind of James Milner.

"Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."

✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?

🏃‍♂️ Colin Jackson: Resilience – Elis picks a documentary on the hurdles legend, charting his incredible career and missing out on Olympic Gold.

💥 Karma comes for the cocky – Mike presents a glorious example of instant sporting justice.

🏏 Cricket from the 1920s – Elis unearths some grainy footage of the game’s golden age, when men wore blazers, barely ran between the wickets, and no one smiled.

🎧 How to Get Even More of the Pod

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🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members

🍿 Michael Owen’s Movie Club – Reviewing sports films, whether they’re classics or crimes against cinema.

🎙️ Hoffi Pod – Elis and Steff dig into their favourite non-sports clips while Mike provides… enthusiastic commentary.

🚀 Why Wondery+?

Not into Patreon? Wondery+ gives you:

🔹 Early access – Listen every Tuesday before anyone else.

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📌 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!

PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):

📺 Elis: Bridgend v Cardiff 1997 – Watch it here

📺 Steff: Stereotyping in women’s sports – Watch it here

📺 Mike: Karma is a bitch – Watch it here

PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):

📺 Elis Documentary: Colin Jackson: Resilience – Watch it here

📚 Steff Book: Ask A Footballer by James Milner – Get it here

PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):

📺 Steff: Lauren Price – Watch here and here

📺 Elis: Cricket from the 1920s – Watch here

📺 Mike: Blair with THAT try – Watch here

📺 TV from Mike and Elis:

📌 Mike’s latest on Scrum V Top 5 – Watch here

📌 Mike’s Throwback Special – Watch on BBC iPlayer

📌 Elis’ Derwydd Special – Watch here

✨ Another week of sporting nostalgia, chaos, and top-tier nonsense – only at The Socially Distant Sports Bar! 🎉

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15 jun· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!
We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.
🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks
Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.
📌 This Week’s Clip:
Taken from “85: Ulster Hall, Belfast (a)”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026!
Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members
Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:
Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.
🎉 Ready to join the fun?
Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!
Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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268: D’You Want A Selfie? (Pt 2)
13 jun· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 268: D’You Want A Selfie?
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another helping of tangents, top-tier nostalgia, and hilariously niche sporting nonsense.
“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
The Socially Distant Sports Bar LIVE is coming to a stage near you!
🎫 Tickets are on sale now – get yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
✨ This Week’s Episode – 268: D’You Want A Selfie?
📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Elis: Suuuuunderland!! – one of the greatest local commentaries you’ll hear 🔗 Watch on X
Mike: Back Garden Goals – this dad’s got tekkers 🔗 Watch on Facebook
Steff: Obama: Grassroots Coach 🔗 Watch full version 🔗 Watch the short
📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Steff Documentary: Little Miss Sumo – a powerful short doc about breaking barriers in Japanese sport 🔗 Watch on Netflix
Elis Book: 26.2 Miles to Happiness by Paul Tonkinson – endurance, euphoria, and marathon meditations 🔗 Get the book
📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE
👉 Get bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early access at patreon.com/distantpod
Mike: Nationwide Football, 1972 🔗 Watch on YouTube
Steff: FIFA Club World Cup 🔗Jordan Morris 🔗Thiago Silva 🔗BayernElis: Dutch League Madness 🔗 Fans lose the plot 🔗Goal
💡 Join the Club
🎧 Patreon – get:
Weekly bonus content
Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod
Gift memberships
🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday, ad-free
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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268: D’You Want A Selfie? (Pt 1)
11 jun· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 268: D’You Want A Selfie?
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another helping of tangents, top-tier nostalgia, and hilariously niche sporting nonsense.
“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
The Socially Distant Sports Bar LIVE is coming to a stage near you!
🎫 Tickets are on sale now – get yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
✨ This Week’s Episode – 268: D’You Want A Selfie?
📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Elis: Suuuuunderland!! – one of the greatest local commentaries you’ll hear 🔗 Watch on X
Mike: Back Garden Goals – this dad’s got tekkers 🔗 Watch on Facebook
Steff: Obama: Grassroots Coach 🔗 Watch full version 🔗 Watch the short
📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Steff Documentary: Little Miss Sumo – a powerful short doc about breaking barriers in Japanese sport 🔗 Watch on Netflix
Elis Book: 26.2 Miles to Happiness by Paul Tonkinson – endurance, euphoria, and marathon meditations 🔗 Get the book
📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE
👉 Get bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early access at patreon.com/distantpod
Mike: Nationwide Football, 1972 🔗 Watch on YouTube
Steff: FIFA Club World Cup 🔗Jordan Morris 🔗Thiago Silva 🔗BayernElis: Dutch League Madness 🔗 Fans lose the plot 🔗Goal
💡 Join the Club
🎧 Patreon – get:
Weekly bonus content
Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod
Gift memberships
🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday, ad-free
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Elis Forgets His Book: PS133
8 jun· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!
We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.
🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks
Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.
📌 This Week’s Clip:
Taken from “211: Café Owners Are Sexy ”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026!
Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members
Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:
Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.
🎉 Ready to join the fun?
Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!
Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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267: Show Me The Arian (Pt 2)
6 jun· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 267: Show Me The Arian
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another round of tangents, top-tier clips, niche nostalgia, and barely connected sporting brilliance.
“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
Yes – we’re taking this beautiful nonsense on the road.
Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
✨ This Week’s Episode – Here’s What’s In Store
📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Elis: Paul Tonkinson vs the Marathon des Sables – a brutal ultra marathon and one comedian’s epic run 🔗 Watch on Instagram ❤️ Support Paul’s fundraiser
Mike: Leinster, Levelled Up – a powerful bit of rugby content 🔗 Watch on Instagram
Steff: Josh Tarling – a deep dive into one of the most exciting British cyclists around 🔗 Short feature 🔗 Team GB profile 🔗 Race footage
📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Elis Documentary: Giant Killers – Newport County 🔗 Watch on YouTube
Mike Book: George’s Fateful D-Day by David Brayley – a powerful story of sport and WWII 🔗 Get the book
📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE
👉 Join us at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus content, early access, spin-offs, and the usual delightful chaos.
Steff: EastEnders FC – fictional football, but real drama 🔗 Watch on Instagram
Elis: Liverpool v Auxerre, 1992 – a perfect Anfield comeback in the UEFA Cup 🔗 Watch on YouTube
Mike: Jaxson Dart 🔗 Watch on Instagram
💡 Want Even More?
🎧 Patreon – early access, bonus content, and spin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club and Hoffi Pod
🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday and ad-free listening
🎉 Another week of great clips, obscure sports, and complete nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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267: Show Me The Arian (Pt 1)
4 jun· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 267: Show Me The Arian
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another round of tangents, top-tier clips, niche nostalgia, and barely connected sporting brilliance.
“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
Yes – we’re taking this beautiful nonsense on the road.
Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at 👉 distantpod.com/live
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
✨ This Week’s Episode – Here’s What’s In Store
📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Elis: Paul Tonkinson vs the Marathon des Sables – a brutal ultra marathon and one comedian’s epic run 🔗 Watch on Instagram ❤️ Support Paul’s fundraiser
Mike: Leinster, Levelled Up – a powerful bit of rugby content 🔗 Watch on Instagram
Steff: Josh Tarling – a deep dive into one of the most exciting British cyclists around 🔗 Short feature 🔗 Team GB profile 🔗 Race footage
📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Elis Documentary: Giant Killers – Newport County 🔗 Watch on YouTube
Mike Book: George’s Fateful D-Day by David Brayley – a powerful story of sport and WWII 🔗 Get the book
📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE
👉 Join us at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus content, early access, spin-offs, and the usual delightful chaos.
Steff: EastEnders FC – fictional football, but real drama 🔗 Watch on Instagram
Elis: Liverpool v Auxerre, 1992 – a perfect Anfield comeback in the UEFA Cup 🔗 Watch on YouTube
Mike: Jaxson Dart 🔗 Watch on Instagram
💡 Want Even More?
🎧 Patreon – early access, bonus content, and spin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club and Hoffi Pod
🚀 Wondery+ – early episodes every Tuesday and ad-free listening
🎉 Another week of great clips, obscure sports, and complete nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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This Is Man United: PS132
1 jun· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!
We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.
🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks
Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.
📌 This Week’s Clip:
Taken from “140: $illy”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026!
Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members
Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:
Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.
🎉 Ready to join the fun?
Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!
Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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266: You’re The Least Real Person I’ve Ever Met (Pt 2)
30 maj· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 266
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.
“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show next year – and tickets are on general sale now!
🔗 Grab yours at distantpod.com/live
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
✨ What’s On This Week’s Show?
📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Steff: Slaven 🔗 Watch on Instagram
Mike: Will Greenwood praises Allan Bateman 🔗 Watch on Instagram
Elis: Have a look at the Ref… 🔗 Watch on X
📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Mike Documentary: Ruud Gullit on The Overlap. 🔗 Watch on YouTube
Steff Book: Raider – The Raymond Chester Story by Jon Gower A fascinating deep dive into a groundbreaking NFL life.https://www.uwp.co.uk/book/raider-gower/ 🔗 Hay Festival Event
📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE
🎧 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for:
Bonus episodes every week
Spin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod
Tour presale access
Gift memberships
Steff: Perfect post-match interview 🔗 Watch on Instagram
Mike: The Kop in full voice, 1974 🔗 Watch on Facebook
Elis: Doncaster Rovers 🔗 Watch on X
💡 Get More Every Week
📣 Prefer Wondery+?
Get early episodes every Tuesday
Ad-free listening
All the nonsense, no interruptions
🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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266: You’re The Least Real Person I’ve Ever Met (Pt 1)
28 maj· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
🎙 The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 266
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.
“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show next year – and tickets are on general sale now!
🔗 Grab yours at distantpod.com/live
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
✨ What’s On This Week’s Show?
📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Steff: Slaven 🔗 Watch on Instagram
Mike: Will Greenwood praises Allan Bateman 🔗 Watch on Instagram
Elis: Have a look at the Ref… 🔗 Watch on X
📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Mike Documentary: Ruud Gullit on The Overlap. 🔗 Watch on YouTube
Steff Book: Raider – The Raymond Chester Story by Jon Gower A fascinating deep dive into a groundbreaking NFL life.https://www.uwp.co.uk/book/raider-gower/ 🔗 Hay Festival Event
📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE
🎧 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for:
Bonus episodes every week
Spin-offs like Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod
Tour presale access
Gift memberships
Steff: Perfect post-match interview 🔗 Watch on Instagram
Mike: The Kop in full voice, 1974 🔗 Watch on Facebook
Elis: Doncaster Rovers 🔗 Watch on X
💡 Get More Every Week
📣 Prefer Wondery+?
Get early episodes every Tuesday
Ad-free listening
All the nonsense, no interruptions
🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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'Allo 'Allo!: PS131
25 maj· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!
We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.
🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks
Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.
📌 This Week’s Clip:
Taken from “211: Cafe Owners Are Sexy”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026!
Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members
Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:
Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.
🎉 Ready to join the fun?
Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!
Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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265: Average Dick Dave (Pt 2)
23 maj· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 265: Average Dick Dave
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.
“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026!
Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at distantpod.com/live
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
✨ This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!
📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Mike:
🎥 Young Rory Compilation
Clip 1 – Instagram
Clip 2 – Facebook
Clip 3 – Instagram
Steff:
⚽ Total Football in Action – Netherlands 1974
🔗 Watch on YouTube
Elis:
🏃‍♀️ Hungover Marathon Runner from Swansea
🔗 Watch on Facebook
📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Steff Doc:
⚾ The Clubhouse – An inside look at the culture, characters, and chaos of the Boston Red Sox.
🔗 Watch on Netflix
Elis Book:
📚 The Art of Captaincy by Mike Brearley – A thoughtful look into leadership on and off the field.
🔗 Buy on Amazon
📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE
👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.
Steff:
🏏 14-Year-Old Sensation in the IPL
🔗 Watch the clip
Mike:
😂 Just Funny – No context needed
🔗 Watch on Instagram
Elis:
⚽ When Man City Got Relegated from the Prem
🔗 Watch on X
💡 Get More Every Week
🎧 Patreon gets you:
Bonus content every week
Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod
Early access and tour presale
Gift memberships
🚀 Prefer Wondery+?
Early episodes every Tuesday
Ad-free listening
🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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265: Average Dick Dave (Pt 1)
21 maj· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 265: Average Dick Dave
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another week of top-tier sporting nonsense, niche nostalgia, and barely relevant tangents.
“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026!
Tickets are on general sale now – grab yours at distantpod.com/live
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
✨ This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!
📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Mike:
🎥 Young Rory Compilation
Clip 1 – Instagram
Clip 2 – Facebook
Clip 3 – Instagram
Steff:
⚽ Total Football in Action – Netherlands 1974
🔗 Watch on YouTube
Elis:
🏃‍♀️ Hungover Marathon Runner from Swansea
🔗 Watch on Facebook
📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Steff Doc:
⚾ The Clubhouse – An inside look at the culture, characters, and chaos of the Boston Red Sox.
🔗 Watch on Netflix
Elis Book:
📚 The Art of Captaincy by Mike Brearley – A thoughtful look into leadership on and off the field.
🔗 Buy on Amazon
📌 PART 3 – PATREON EXCLUSIVE
👉 Subscribe at patreon.com/distantpod for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.
Steff:
🏏 14-Year-Old Sensation in the IPL
🔗 Watch the clip
Mike:
😂 Just Funny – No context needed
🔗 Watch on Instagram
Elis:
⚽ When Man City Got Relegated from the Prem
🔗 Watch on X
💡 Get More Every Week
🎧 Patreon gets you:
Bonus content every week
Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod
Early access and tour presale
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Ad-free listening
🎉 Another week of classic clips, weird sports, and total nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
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In A Hillman Imp: PS130
18 maj· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!
We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.
🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks
Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.
📌 This Week’s Clip:
Taken from “171, Gordon Smart, Live At Islington (a)”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026!
Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members
Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:
Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.
🎉 Ready to join the fun?
Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!
Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.
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264: Max Rushden (Pt 2)
16 maj· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another round of top-tier sporting nonsense, barely researched takes, and an absolutely brilliant special guest.
“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”
✨ This Week’s Special Guest – Max Rushden!
If you’ve enjoyed our guest episodes with Chesney Hawkes, Josh Widdicombe, or Sam Warburton, you’re in for a treat.
This week we welcome Max Rushden — broadcaster, podcaster, football obsessive, and all-round good guy.
Max is the long-running host of Guardian Football Weekly, where he teams up with our friend Barry Glendenning for football chat, laughs, and chaos.
He’s also recently launched a new podcast with comedian David O’Doherty called What Did You Do Yesterday?, where they interview fascinating guests about a completely ordinary day.
🎧 Guardian Football Weekly
🎧 What Did You Do Yesterday?
Max’s broadcasting career has spanned BBC Radio 5 Live, talkSPORT, Channel 4’s Jump Off, and iconic years hosting Sky’s Soccer AM.
Known for his wit, love of the underdog, and eye for the ridiculous, Max fits right in at the Distant Pod.
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026!
Tickets on general sale now – head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
🎉 This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!
Max has brought some absolute gems to the show:
🥫 Baked Beans, Penalties – Max and Charlie Baker
🔗 Watch on X/Twitter
🐎 Man Versus Beast
Yes, humans really raced animals on TV in 2003. No, we can’t quite believe it either.
🔗 Watch on YouTube
⛸️ Steven Bradbury – Australian Speed Skating Gold, 2002
The greatest underdog gold medal of all time.
🔗 Watch on YouTube
(Yes, Joe Marler wishes he picked it, but no, it wasn’t actually his choice. And yes, technically Steff picked it for a live stream, but… we’ve lost the tapes.)
📖 A Little Extra Gift from Max
Max also shared this brilliant nostalgic piece that perfectly fits the vibe of the pod:
🔗 Vonk, Zoeller, Tomba… The Joy of Sporting Names (The Guardian)
💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week
🎧 Patreon gets you:
Bonus episodes & extra clips
Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod
Early access & live tour presale
Gift memberships
🚀 Prefer Wondery+?
Early access every Tuesday
Ad-free episodes
🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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264: Max Rushden (Pt 1)
14 maj· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another round of top-tier sporting nonsense, barely researched takes, and an absolutely brilliant special guest.
“Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional.”
✨ This Week’s Special Guest – Max Rushden!
If you’ve enjoyed our guest episodes with Chesney Hawkes, Josh Widdicombe, or Sam Warburton, you’re in for a treat.
This week we welcome Max Rushden — broadcaster, podcaster, football obsessive, and all-round good guy.
Max is the long-running host of Guardian Football Weekly, where he teams up with our friend Barry Glendenning for football chat, laughs, and chaos.
He’s also recently launched a new podcast with comedian David O’Doherty called What Did You Do Yesterday?, where they interview fascinating guests about a completely ordinary day.
🎧 Guardian Football Weekly
🎧 What Did You Do Yesterday?
Max’s broadcasting career has spanned BBC Radio 5 Live, talkSPORT, Channel 4’s Jump Off, and iconic years hosting Sky’s Soccer AM.
Known for his wit, love of the underdog, and eye for the ridiculous, Max fits right in at the Distant Pod.
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026!
Tickets on general sale now – head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
🎉 This Week’s Show – Don’t Miss It!
Max has brought some absolute gems to the show:
🥫 Baked Beans, Penalties – Max and Charlie Baker
🔗 Watch on X/Twitter
🐎 Man Versus Beast
Yes, humans really raced animals on TV in 2003. No, we can’t quite believe it either.
🔗 Watch on YouTube
⛸️ Steven Bradbury – Australian Speed Skating Gold, 2002
The greatest underdog gold medal of all time.
🔗 Watch on YouTube
(Yes, Joe Marler wishes he picked it, but no, it wasn’t actually his choice. And yes, technically Steff picked it for a live stream, but… we’ve lost the tapes.)
📖 A Little Extra Gift from Max
Max also shared this brilliant nostalgic piece that perfectly fits the vibe of the pod:
🔗 Vonk, Zoeller, Tomba… The Joy of Sporting Names (The Guardian)
💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week
🎧 Patreon gets you:
Bonus episodes & extra clips
Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod
Early access & live tour presale
Gift memberships
🚀 Prefer Wondery+?
Early access every Tuesday
Ad-free episodes
🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Terror USP: PS129
11 maj· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!
We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.
🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks
Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.
📌 This Week’s Clip:
Taken from “200: It's Been On The Radio Since 1942 Mike”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026!
Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members
Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:
Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.
🎉 Ready to join the fun?
Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!
Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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263: Choking Out O’Toole (Pt 2)
9 maj· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 263: Choking Out O’Toole
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of niche sporting brilliance, vintage clips, and beautifully off-topic chaos. Expect flying tackles, Scottish football nostalgia, racket sport wars, and a bit of Brian Blessed for good measure.
"Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026!
Tickets are on sale now — head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?
📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Mike:
💥 Maddison Levi tackle – A clever hit you’ll want to see.
🔗 Watch on Facebook
Elis:
⚽ Craig Bellamy: Pure passion – Classic Bellamy in full flow.
🔗 Watch on YouTube
Steff:
🎾 Padel and Pickleball: The new badminton and squash – The rise of racket sports madness.
🔗 Padel highlights
🔗 Pickleball highlights
📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Elis Documentary:
🏴 That Was The Team That Was: Scotland ’74 – A brilliant look back at a legendary squad.
🔗 Watch on BBC iPlayer
Mike Book:
📚 Absolute Pandemonium by Brian Blessed – Loud, chaotic, and very Brian.
🔗 Get it here
📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
👉 Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.
Mike:
🤸‍♀️ Ashlyn Pinner & Brandon Gray (USF Cheer Team) – Pure athleticism.
🔗 Watch on Facebook
Elis:
⚽ Ajax youth team brilliance – The future of football on show.
🔗 Watch on Twitter/X
Steff:
🎾 Stefan Edberg magic – A slice of tennis nostalgia.
🔗 Watch on YouTube
💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week
🎧 Patreon gets you:
Bonus episodes & extra clips
Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod
Early access & live tour presale
Gift memberships
🚀 Prefer Wondery+?
Early access every Tuesday
Ad-free episodes
🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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263: Choking Out O’Toole (Pt 1)
7 maj· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 263: Choking Out O’Toole
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero are back with another week of niche sporting brilliance, vintage clips, and beautifully off-topic chaos. Expect flying tackles, Scottish football nostalgia, racket sport wars, and a bit of Brian Blessed for good measure.
"Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026!
Tickets are on sale now — head to distantpod.com/live for all the details.
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?
📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Mike:
💥 Maddison Levi tackle – A clever hit you’ll want to see.
🔗 Watch on Facebook
Elis:
⚽ Craig Bellamy: Pure passion – Classic Bellamy in full flow.
🔗 Watch on YouTube
Steff:
🎾 Padel and Pickleball: The new badminton and squash – The rise of racket sports madness.
🔗 Padel highlights
🔗 Pickleball highlights
📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Elis Documentary:
🏴 That Was The Team That Was: Scotland ’74 – A brilliant look back at a legendary squad.
🔗 Watch on BBC iPlayer
Mike Book:
📚 Absolute Pandemonium by Brian Blessed – Loud, chaotic, and very Brian.
🔗 Get it here
📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
👉 Join us on Patreon for bonus episodes, spin-offs, and early live show access.
Mike:
🤸‍♀️ Ashlyn Pinner & Brandon Gray (USF Cheer Team) – Pure athleticism.
🔗 Watch on Facebook
Elis:
⚽ Ajax youth team brilliance – The future of football on show.
🔗 Watch on Twitter/X
Steff:
🎾 Stefan Edberg magic – A slice of tennis nostalgia.
🔗 Watch on YouTube
💡 Get More of the Pod Every Week
🎧 Patreon gets you:
Bonus episodes & extra clips
Michael Owen’s Movie Club & Hoffi Pod
Early access & live tour presale
Gift memberships
🚀 Prefer Wondery+?
Early access every Tuesday
Ad-free episodes
🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and nonsense — only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Pitch Invader: PS128
4 maj· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
🎙️ Welcome to Pint-Sized Distant Pod!
We’ve dived deep into our archive to bring you the best stories, hilarious anecdotes, and unforgettable moments from The Socially Distant Sports Bar. Perfect for newcomers, these curated clips are a great way to explore the highlights from earlier episodes.
🚀 Wondery+ and Patreon Perks
Enjoy early access and ad-free listening as part of your Wondery+ or Patreon Subscription.
📌 This Week’s Clip:
Taken from “76:Hackney Empire (a) 1st Leg”, it’s a laugh-out-loud moment you won’t want to miss.
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
That’s right – The Socially Distant Sports Bar is hitting the road in 2026!
Tickets go on general sale Friday 25 April via distantpod.com/live
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre
🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members
Every month, our top-tier Patreon members unlock two exclusive bonus shows:
Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Elis, Mike, and Steff hilariously dissect a sports movie.Hoffi Pod: The lads share and chat about their favourite non-sports clips.
🎉 Ready to join the fun?
Sign up for the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get access to these bonus podcasts and more!
Start listening and discover why The Socially Distant Sports Bar is your ultimate destination for laughs, sports, and stories.
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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262: Oh My God, He’s 52! (Pt 2)
2 maj· The Socially Distant Sports Bar
🎙️ The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 262: Oh My God, He’s 52!
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return for another week of vintage sporting clips, niche nostalgia, and the usual barely-relevant chaos.
This week there’s Gen Z player confusion, outrageous tries, rally car legends, and Baker & Kelly.
"Like a sports podcast, if the sport was optional."
🎟️ We’re Going on Tour in 2026!
We’re hitting the road with a brand-new live show in 2026!
Tickets are on general sale – head to distantpod.com/live for full info.
📍 Tour Dates:
Fri 20 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre (Tickets)
Sat 21 March 2026 – Cardiff, New Theatre (Tickets)
Tue 7 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire (Tickets)
Wed 8 April 2026 – London, Hackney Empire (Tickets)
Fri 24 April 2026 – Carmarthen, Lyric Theatre (Tickets)
✨ What’s On This Week’s Episode?
📌 PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY)
Steff:
📻 Baker and Kelly – Classic radio chaos from two absolute legends.
🔗 Watch the clip
Elis:
👶 Trying to Explain Gen Z – Elis vs the modern world.
🔗 Watch on YouTube
Mike:
🏉 What a Try! – “Vintage” rugby brilliance in one brilliant move.
🔗 Watch on Facebook
📌 PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY)
Mike’s Documentary Choice:
🏁 Legends of Welsh Sport: Nicky Grist – A deep dive into the world of rally co-driving.
🔗 Watch on BBC iPlayer
Steff’s Book Choice:
📚 Warming Up by Madeleine Orr – A timely look at sport and climate change.
🔗 Get it here
📌 PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
👉 Join us on Patreon for extra episodes, spin-offs, and priority live show access!
Steff:
⚽ Flip Throw Madness – A stunning throw-in from the BBC archive.
🔗 Watch on BBC
Mike:
🎥 Peter Williams: Cameraman, Darts Legend
🔗 Watch on Instagram
🔗 Watch on Facebook
Elis:
🏉 Rob Howley and Neil Jenkins, 1982 – Two future Welsh legends, looking very different.
🔗 Watch on Facebook
💡 Get Even More of the Pod Every Week
🎧 Sign up to Patreon for:
Bonus Episodes – 30+ minutes of exclusive clips and chaos every week
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🎉 Another week of sport, nostalgia, and total chaos – only on The Socially Distant Sports Bar!
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