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This week, David and Justus light the fuse and talk about the beginning to the Mission: Impossible film franchise. It’s a white knuckle thrill ride filled with Jon Voight jump scares, bad 90’s movie hacking, Ving Rhames being awesome, and Xenu’s favorite son kicking off his larger than life action star persona. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to tune in to this explosive episode of the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Mission: Impossible (1996) is directed by Brian DePalma and stars Tom Cruise, Jon Voight, Emmanuelle Béart, Henry Czerny, and Jean Reno
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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The boys try to cheat death’s design this week and discuss the fifth installment of this CGI blood filled horror franchise. In other news, David announces a new career change that will undoubtedly change the course of the podcast. But can the Final Destination series change course, cheat death, and possibly deliver The Greatest Movie Ever Made?
Final Destination 5 (2011) is directed by Steven Quale and stars Nicholas D'Agosto, Emma Bell, Miles Fisher, Courtney B. Vance, and David Koechner
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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This week, the boys return to the wild and wacky world of Cannon Films to cover what might be the Citizen Kane of the Golan and Globus oeuvre. Journey to the exotic and ancient land of Phoenix, Arizona for a supernatural martial arts aerobics adventure, where V8 juice is an aphrodisiac, golf courses become violent battlegrounds, and so many dudes fall off motorcycles. Only a ninja can destroy a ninja, and only Justus and David can determine if Ninja III is the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Ninja III: The Domination (1984) is directed by Sam Firstenberg and stars Sho Kosugi, Lucinda Dickey, Jordan Bennett, David Chung, and Dale Ishimoto.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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This week, Justus and David hit one more rep, flex their muscles, and cum day and night as they discuss this classic bodybuilding documentary, starring the one and only Arnold Schwarzenegger. This former Mr. Olympia might be a champion on the bodybuilding stage, but does he have what it takes to win the prestigious honor of The Greatest Movie Ever Made?
Pumping Iron (1977) is directed by George Butler and Robert Fiore and stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Lou Ferrigno, Mike Katz, Serge Nubret, and Franco Columbu.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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TGMEM has an ultra beefy episode about the ultra beefy guns and biceps of James Cameron’s ultra beefy sequel that boldly asks “what if there were more than one alien this time?” Does Big Jim successfully follow up Ridley Scott’s original, or is it game over, man, game over? It’s another Alien day on The Greatest Movie Ever Made and this time, it’s war!
Aliens (1986) is directed by James Cameron and stars Sigourney Weaver, Carrie Henn, Michael Biehn, Paul Reiser, and Lance Henriksen.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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Praise the Lord! TGMEM is covering yet another adaptation of the book of Exodus, but this one has absolutely zero musical sing-alongs and definitely has an extrabiblical romance that takes up too much of the run time! But then again, it also has Yul Brynner’s huge biceps and a hell of a Charlton Heston fake beard, so hopefully those make this movie’s four hour journey worth it. What’s the 11th commandment? It’s “thou shalt listen to The Greatest Movie Ever Made!”
The Ten Commandments (1956) is directed by Cecil B. DeMille and stars Charlton Heston, Yul Brynner, Anne Baxter, Edward G. Robinson, and Yvonne De Carlo.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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Things get spooky and witchy this week. The boys turn to High Priestess Pod for a movie suggestion and she conjures up a groovy and offbeat low budget 60’s horror throwback that’s full of floppy dicks, slimy misogynists, and jars full o’ piss! Get ready to fall under the spell of The Greatest Movie Ever Made!
The Love Witch (2016) is directed by Anna Biller and stars Samantha Robinson, Gian Keys, Laura Waddell, Jeffrey Vincent Parise, and Jared Stanford.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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G’day! This week, Justus and David hop on kangaroos and ride to the lawless outback of the land down under, where the only thing stinkier than the sweaty outlaws and more rotten than their yellow teeth is colonial racism. The Proposition is a unique take on the western that’s sure to be a bad time, but maybe this bad time movie could be The Greatest Movie Ever Made!
The Proposition (2005) is directed by John Hillcoat and stars Guy Pearce, Ray Winstone, Danny Huston, Emily Watson, and David Wenham
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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This week, our two drinkers of sacred beers discuss Yorgos Lanthimos’ absurdist/horror/thriller/black comedy/family drama/fable/Greek tragedy thing steeped in rancid vibes, Barry Keoghan being a weird freak, and Colin Farrell looking despondent. Don’t worry, they didn’t forget to talk about the spaghetti scene, they just almost forgot to talk about it because they’re idiots. This and other quality film criticism are in store for you on this episode of the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017) is directed by Yorgos Lanthimos and stars Colin Farrell, Nicole Kidman, Barry Keoghan, Raffey Cassidy, and Sunny Suljic.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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Ruh-roh! The notorious Hannah Detwiler kicks down the doors of TGMEM studios this week. Fueled by ADHD and alcohol, she and the boys attempt to talk about the second live action Scooby-Doo 2. Were they successful? I’m gonna be honest, not really, but you’ll want to tune in to hear all the laughs and antics anyway. And they would have gotten away with it too, if not for those meddling kids and that podcast, The Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed is directed by Raja Gosnell and stars Freddie Prinze Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar, Matthew Lillard, Linda Cardellini, and Neil Fanning.
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Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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Justus does a lot of Muppet voices and talks about banging Miss Piggy in this one. David questions if Muppets are experiencing racial discrimination as a result of a human/Muppet civil war. Look, things get weird every time TGMEM talks about the Muppets, but that’s why you love those boys, right? Tune in for more wacky Muppet mayhem on the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
The Great Muppet Caper (1981) is directed by Jim Henson and stars Jim Henson, Frank Oz, Dave Goelz, Jerry Nelson, and Richard Hunt.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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It is happening again. Justus and David once again find themselves lost in another surrealist labyrinth courtesy of one David Keith Lynch, and this time it’s his final full length feature, the epic and abstract Inland Empire. It’s a bizarre mystery of pet monkeys, rabbit sitcoms, dark hallways, and scuzzy Polish guys. This week, experience the story of a podcast in trouble as the boys discuss if Inland Empire is The Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Inland Empire (2006) is directed by David Lynch and stars Laura Dern, Jeremy Irons, Justin Theroux, Harry Dean Stanton, and Karolina Gruszka.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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The fourth and final competitor in Jackson Off comes out swinging this week, with the Carl Weathers action vehicle Action Jackson. It’s a film loaded with biceps, 80s character actors, and stuntmen getting thrown through glass. But does Action Jackson have enough juice to face off against the other Jacksons from Jackson Off? We’re closing out Jackson Off with a bang and ranking the Jacksons on The Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Action Jackson (1988) is directed by Craig R. Baxley and stars Carl Weathers, Craig T. Nelson, Vanity, Sharon Stone, and Thomas F. Wilson.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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Jackson Off enters its third week and a true titan of Jacksons enters the fray. Yes, dear friends, the boys are discussing a Jackson by the name of Samuel L. and his performance in Quentin Tarantino’s third film, Jackie Brown. Join David, Justus, Pam Grier, Robert Forster, Robert DeNiro being a crusty weirdo, Michael Keaton, and more to find out if Jackie Brown is The Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Jackie Brown (1997) is directed by Quentin Tarantino and stars Pam Grier, Samuel L. Jackson, Robert Forster, Bridget Fonda, and Michael Keaton.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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The great Jackson Off continues! This week, our Jackson up for judgment is Jackson Maine, Bradley Cooper’s boozehound blues singer character from the 2018 A Star Is Born remake. Can this gravel-voiced deadbeat woo Lady Gaga and climb his way to the top of the Jackson Off bracket? Find out on The Greatest Movie Ever Made!
A Star Is Born (2018) is directed by Bradley Cooper and stars Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper, Sam Elliot, Andrew Dice Clay, and Rafi Gavron
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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We’re Jackson Off and aping out this week with Peter Jackson and his 2005 remake of King Kong. Swing through the vines of Skull Island with Kong and the gang and find out if Peter Jackson is Hollywood’s best Jackson. The first challenger enters the arena as the Jackson Off begins on The Greatest Movie Ever Made!
King Kong (2005) is directed by Peter Jackson and stars Naomi Watts, Jack Black, Adrien Brody, Andy Serkis, and Colin Hanks.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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Nunchucks, ninja stars, and roundhouse kicks are flying this week as David introduces Justus to yet another obscure no-budget, DIY action flick. This time around, it’s the crust punk nightmare odyssey of Jim Van Bebber’s Deadbeat At Dawn. Join us on the mean streets of Dayton and find out if this grindhouse splatterfest is the Greatest Movie Ever Made.
Deadbeat At Dawn (1988) is directed by Jim Van Bebber and stars Jim Van Bebber, Megan Murphy, Marc Pitman, Ric Walker, and Paul Harper
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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This week the boys take to the skies accompanied by David’s brother Matthew and a pig man who can fly biplanes! TGMEM tackles their first Studio Ghibli film from the creative mind of Hayao Miyazaki, Porco Rosso. Don’t worry, they do discuss the pig’s penis and debate if they would eat him. Soar through the clouds of the Adriatic and find out if Porco Rosso is The Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Porco Rosso (1992) is directed by Hayao Miyazaki and stars Shūichirō Moriyama, Tokiko Kato, Bunshi Katsura VI, Tsunehiko Kamijô, and Akemi Okamura.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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It’s January 17, 2025, and if youuuuuu can believe it, it’s time for TGMEM to talk about their favorite movies of the year once again! It was a year of Longlegs, whole concerts that were traps, Lisan al Gaibs, and Octobosses, and your favorite drunken idiots are here to break down all the cinematic highs and lows of 2024. It’s Episode SIXTY NINE baby, so get cozy, crack open a beer (because we know you already failed your New Year’s Resolution to do a Dry January), and tune into the hottest award show around on The Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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Christmas may have just come and gone, but TGMEM is keeping things cold and snowy as they venture to the harsh Scandinavian wilderness to talk about The Northman! It’s a film with a lot of yelling, a lot of blood and guts, and a lot of butts! Justus busts out a Bjork impression and David tries to get through the episode without dying via coughing fit (spoiler alert, it did not work). Close out the year with this Viking revenge saga on the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
The Northman (2022) is directed by Robert Eggers and stars Alexander Skarsgård, Nicole Kidman, Claes Bang, Ethan Hawke, and Anya Taylor-Joy
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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