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Pride AND PREJUDICE? It’s more likely than you think. On this installment of “TGMEM probably would have never covered this movie unless someone suggested it,” the Podmaster herself decides to subjugate the boys to this panties-soaking horny adaptation of Jane Austen’s classic. Flex your hand as you long for the touch of your partner’s hand, practice those dance moves, and get ready to trudge through the British moors to unite with your soulmate this week on the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Now with 100% more discourse about pig testicles!
Pride & Prejudice (2005) is directed by Joe Wright and stars Keira Knightley, Matthew Macfadyen, Brenda Blethyn, Donald Sutherland, and Tom Hollander.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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Well the years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ as Justus closes out the first TGMEM-iversary with a controversial take: Shrek actually bad maybe? Join the boys as they revisit this animated family film with farting and dick jokes and see if this meme classic still holds up all this time later. Shrek may be love, Shrek may be life, but is Shrek the Greatest Movie Ever Made?
Shrek (2001) is directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson, and stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow, and Vincent Cassel.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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Justus continues the TGMEM-iversary festivities by selecting this classic hyperviolent Jesus metaphor directed by a Dutch pervert. Join the boys as they talk about the bullets, the squibs, and the 80s acting titans of the almighty RoboCop. Dead or alive, you’re going to find out if this is the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
RoboCop (1987) is directed by Paul Verhoeven and stars Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Dan O’Herlihy, Ronny Cox, and Kurtwood Smith.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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The first annual TGMEM-iversary continues with the Emoji Movie. Abandoned by God and condemned to a fate worse than death, David and Justus gaze into the abyss and confront the incomprehensible horrors of late stage capitalism. But the scariest horror of all waits for them: the possibility that the Emoji Movie might be the Greatest Movie Ever Made.
The Emoji Movie (2017) is directed by Tony Leondis and stars TJ Miller, James Corden, Anna Faris, Maya Rudolph, and Steven Wright.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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The TGMEM boys celebrate 50 episodes and one year of the show the only way they know how: by talking about some shit that kicks ass. Join Gator Trap and Dicksmash as they break down the mind blowing action maximalism of this little known low budget action film. Crack open a cold one and celebrate the first TGMEMiversary on the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Stone Cold (1991) is directed by Craig R. Baxley and stars Brian Bosworth, Lance Henriksen,William Forsythe, Arabella Holzbog, and Sam McMurray.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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So ya thought ya might like to go to the show? To feel that warm thrill of dipshittery, that movie podcast glow? Well I’ve got some good news for you, sunshine, David and Justus are your hosts and they’ve got the most, and they came along to discuss and debate. They’re gonna find out if The Wall’s the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Pink Floyd - The Wall (1982) is directed by Alan Parker and starts Bob Geldof, Christine Hargreaves, James Laurenson, Eleanor David, and Kevin McKeon.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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This week, David and Justus pack their bags for dinosaur island to hang out with the raptor that says “ALAN,” that kid who harvests T. rex pee, and the ninja Spinosaurus. Is this often derided sequel actually the second best Jurassic Park movie? What are David and Justus’ favorite dinosaurs? Can they come up with ideas for Jurassic Park sequels that are better than the actual movies? Is this stupid and dumb movie the Greatest Movie Ever Made?
Jurassic Park III (2001) is directed by Joe Johnston and stars Sam Neill, William H. Macy, Tea Leoni, Alessandro Nivola, and Trevor Morgan.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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TGMEM’s S̴̄̄ͅh̸̢̯͒á̸̩̌́k̴͔̳̄y̴͇̓̈̕ ̵̙͂̓C̸̛̻̱̯͋̀ą̵̡̟̀m̶͓͊́ ̷̛̬͆S̵͉̽̈u̷̥͘͜m̵̧̺̺͒m̶̢͛̕ḛ̸̕̕r̷͈̣̗͆̎ ̵̟̲͂̀̆C̸͚̼͗a̶̢̐̑͘m̷̤͉̖̄̋̅p̶̟̮̻͋ came to a dramatic end with its episode on The Blair Witch Project. The m̴̞̤̤̅̀͝a̸͇̮͐l̵̻͚̀̿e̴̬͚̊̐͘v̷̡̠̄̋͂ǒ̸̠̔l̶̹̔̈́e̷͖̜̞͌́n̴͓͘t̴̨̓̍ ̵̜̈́̅f̵̖̅͂ͅo̶̥̜̔͜ŕ̴̠͍̼̓̕c̶̛̰̠̟e̶̬̟̩̔ş̷͂͘͘ present in their podcast studio had long made their presence known to the hosts, and yet they foolishly forged on anyway, discussing this classic found footage horror film in detail. This week, p̴̛̙̲̫̬̆̈́͌͆̈́̚ą̶̛̫̣̫͇͇̲̈́̀̆̚r̸̢̘͉͕̲̬̞̽̓̂͗̾͝a̵̰̝̭̳̪̟̓̊̀̚͝n̸̦̗̯̆̊̄͗o̷̧̻̤̭͐͐͠r̴̛̬͓̪̟̠̣͗̐̃͋̿̎m̸̧͎͈̝̤̳̀̈́͜͝ȃ̴͉̑ͅl̷̘̗͑̓̅ investigator Charlie Anwar explores this final recording, but what will happen when he discovers the truth behind the fate of the Ģ̸̖͓̜̥͚̠̜̭̬̻͚̹̦̗̫͉̞̣̭̳͉̑̎̃̇͋̏͑̿̌̕r̷̨̢̧̡͉̘̭͔̯̦̬̣͎̮̻̯̰͙̝̹̞͇̠͉͚̥̓̅͋̇͜͜ę̷̡̧̢̺̝̥̬̮͍̠̩̱̦͎̭͓̘̙͈̯̯̮̗̥̼̖͍̳̼̪̙̹͋͐̃̀́̔̑͐̃̈̈́̋̈̿̒̎́̅̆̅̾̋̄̎̕͘͘̚͘͝͝ͅā̸̜̜̉̍͒͑̓̈́͒̎̿̇̇̿̚͠t̵̛̳͙̼̭̼̙̳͕͉͚̲͔̩̗̟͓͙͎͇̤̤͙̹͉̻̻͓̫͈̗̪͉͓͓͓̑́̈́̇̒̆̀̉̐͐̿̕͜͜ȩ̸̧͕̭̦̬̫̤̙̹̤̜͎͉̱̂̽̎͂̄̌̀̔̾̈́͆̈́̍̊̍́̽̎̓̆̄͘̚͝͝͝͝͠š̷̛̮̊͋͜t̵̝̬̗͈͖̖̥̪̝͇͇̪͎͋̂̽́͛̔̓̊̇ͅ ̶̠̟̩̻̥̯̲͉̘̙͎̀͊̾͐̉̐̐̎̾̆͋͛̎́̑̈́̿̚ͅM̷̳̣͇̹̳̟̻̪̤̋ớ̷̡̛̛̜͕͉̻̞̙͓̮̦̬̦̭͚͕̘̘̟̭͖̌͑̄̿̾͗͂̍́͑͂̓̆̀͐̀͆̀͘̕͜͝ṽ̸̨̨̮̫͇̩̪͍͎͍͇̪͖̬̘̥̙̫͚͉͍͈̱̓́̾͐̽͆̆̌͛̏̈́̉̆̊̑̇̈́̓̇̒̋̊͂̽̃̕̚͘͜͝ͅi̸̢̤̭̼̳̖͕̤͙̣͚̘̾̔̾̆́̃͊͛̈́̋̋̎̎͒͆͆̔̑͑̅̊̂̇̈̋͆̽̄̕͜e̴̛̖͙̟̪̗̫̱͙̮̅̓̓͌̎͌̉̅̉̉́͂̃̇̂̓̿̍̽̈͛̉̏̋̓́͘̚͠͝ ̵̡̨̢̢̭̠̬̣̟̤̥͕̱̤̦̝͍̹̼̱̜̦̭̺̮̼̝̻͖̼̻̻̻̭̿̅͛̂͋̃͋̄̽̔̀̊͊̚ͅͅͅE̸̡̧̧̛̥͔̺̰̖͈͙̺͍̬̣̹̺̭͔̪͎͍̲̠̙̩̟̯̟͙͈̳̮͈̦̙̫̍̎̈́̏̓́̇̎̈́̔̄̎̍͛̑̑̓̐̾̏̇̋̚͝͝͠͝ͅv̴͓̙̗̱̠̲̰̅͊̽̂̿͑͂̃͆̒̀̋̄̄͒͘̕e̴̼̊͘̕͝r̸̛̛̤͖͈̗̖̤̹̥̝̺̙̩̟̀̐́̀̂͆͐̈́̾̒́̂̑̕͠ ̷̧̯̤̦͖̞͖̝̭̥͍̣̮̗̣̰͕̼͕͙̖̝͆̓͌͊͘͜M̵̡̛̛̼̖̿̑͐̋̽͋̈́̃̋̈̈̈́͛̑̌̕͠͝͝a̴̧̛̲̜̱̰̗͕̓͆͌̉͐͋͛̑̕̚͜͜ḑ̶̡̨̨̲̗̠̫̤̠̲̣͈͓͍̪̘̝̱̥͍̓̈́͗͋̇̅͑̉̌͂̈́̃̑̍̽̈́̓̑̑͋͂̾̋͐͗̚̕͘͜͠͝͝͝͝e̶̡̡̡̛̳̥̫̤̘͈̪̝̲̤̺̤̤̪̪̺̺̬̖̪͕̳̯̥͌̀̀̋͂̏̀̈́̂̀̔͋͜͜?
The Blair Witch Project (1999) is directed by Eduardo Sanchez and Daniel Myrick and stars Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard and Michael C. Williams.
Special thanks to Dennis Verrett and Audrey Young.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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Charlie Anwar’s search for David Scandura and Justus Burkitt has so far revealed nothing about the whereabouts of the idiotic podcast hosts. On this week’s installment of the duo’s final recordings, however, the supernatural forces that may be behind their disappearance begin to make their presence known in a dramatic fashion. David and Justus discuss a Romanian found footage psychological horror film, and the conversation they would have may just prove to be the biggest clue so far in the search for the Greatest Movie Ever Made podcast.
Be My Cat: A Film For Anne (2015) is directed by Adrian Tofei and stars Adrian Tofei, Sonia Teodoriu, Florentina Hariton and Alexandra Stroe.
Special thanks to Dennis Verrett and Valerie Moffat.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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What happened to David Scandura and Justus Burkitt? In Charlie Anwar’s search for answers, he has only found more questions. This week, he explores the second of four final recordings made by the podcast hosts: their episode on the Korean paranormal horror film Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum. Join him as the search for the Greatest Movie Ever Made podcast continues.
Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum (2018) is directed by Jung Bum-shik and stars Wa Ha-jun, Park Ji-hyun, Oh Ay-yeon, Moon Ye-won and Park Sung-hoon.
Special thanks to Dennis Verrett and Tony Moschetti.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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In July 2024, movie podcasters Justus Burkitt and David Scandura embarked on an episode series entitled “Shaky Cam Summer Camp.” These episodes would prove to be the final recordings of the duo. What happened to David and Justus, and does the truth behind their mysterious disappearance lie in their episode on found footage horror film As Above, So Below? Join your host, Charlie Anwar, for a four episode investigation into the final fate of The Greatest Movie Ever Made.
As Above, So Below (2014) is directed by John Erick Dowdle and stars Perdita Weeks, Ben Feldman, Edwin Hodge, Francois Civil and Marion Lambert.
Special thanks to Dennis Verrett.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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The podcast welcomes Kelsey Hontz to discuss this cinematic adaptation of the off-Broadway musical about a plant that eats people! Join these mean green mothers from outer space and hear about all the musical numbers, special effects, and shockingly horny moments from Little Shop of Horrors this week on The Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Little Shop of Horrors (1986) is directed by Frank Oz and stars Rick Moranis, Ellen Greene, Vincent Gardenia, Levi Stubbs and Steve Martin.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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This week, David, Justus, and the Muscles from Brussels head to Hong Kong to fight in an illegal underground fighting tournament that Actually Totally Happened Guys Trust Me! Join us for the pec-flexiest, screamiest, splits-to-nuts-punchiest episode of The Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Bloodsport (1988) is directed by Newt Arnold and stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bolo Yeung, Donald Gibb, Leah Ayres and Norman Burton.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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Justus and David touch down on some Tumblr sad girl shit this week as they chronicle the nightly activities of a young Iranian vampire who loves skateboarding, eating people, scaring children and jamming to indie rock. Hear our hosts discuss the first Iranian vampire western and find out if it’s the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) is directed by Ana Lily Amirpour and stars Sheila Vand, Arash Marandi, Marshall Manesh, Mozhan Marno and Dominic Rains.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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It’s time to solve the demonic Rubik’s cube and experience pain and pleasure beyond your imagination! Journey through the labyrinth and meet your Cenobite hosts, as they discuss this film’s single cheap hallway set, single cheap matte painting, multiple cheap stop motion effects and the evil floating shape in the sky. We have such sights to show you this week on the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988) is directed by Tony Randel and stars Ashley Laurence, Clare Higgins, Kenneth Cranham, Imogen Boorman and Doug Bradley.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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The boys are back to discuss yet another Justus Burkitt Childhood Classic™ with this 80s fantasy film. George Lucas crawls out the walls of the podcast studio once again, but this time, he’s shamelessly ripping off Tolkien. Meanwhile, David advocates for genocide and treating yourself to a delicious hamburger. I don’t know what either of those things have to do with figuring out if Willow is the Greatest Movie Ever Made.
Willow (1988) is directed by Ron Howard and stars Warwick Davis, Val Kilmer, Joanne Whalley, Jean Marsh and Patricia Hayes.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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What a podcast, what a lovely podcast! The show rolls down the post-apocalyptic highway to hell this week to discuss this mind-boggling action spectacle from mastermind George Miller. Join your resident War Boys, David and Justus, as they talk about all the cars, characters and themes of the crazy world of Mad Max on this episode of The Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) is directed by George Miller and stars Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Nicholas Hoult, Hugh Keays-Byrne and Josh Helman.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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Peggy Sue got married. But what if she didn’t? What if, by some magical force, she was transported back to 1960 to relive high school? What if didn’t end up marrying Nicolas Cage and his wang, and instead married an edgelord beatnik or an angsty nerd? These are the questions asked by this film directed by…*checks notes* Francis Ford COPPOLA?!?! Whew, okay, I couldn’t have called that. Anyway, David and Justus also have some questions about Peggy Sue, like why didn’t she also use her time to stop the Kennedy assassination and the Manson murders? And is this film that is, once again, inexplicably directed by the same guy who made the Godfather the Greatest Movie Ever Made?
Peggy Sue Got Married (1986) is directed by Francis Ford Coppola and stars Kathleen Turner, Nicolas Cage, Barry Miller, Catherine Hicks and Joan Allen.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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Ape podcast. Apes talk about ape movie. Charlton Heston want to bang ape and shoot ape with gun. Apes want to cut off Charlton Heston balls. Oooh ooh ahh ahh. Ape throw poop at you and eat banana. Is ape movie Greatest Movie Ever Made?
Planet of the Apes (1968) is directed by Franklin J. Schaffner and stars Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowall, Kim Hunter, Maurice Evans and Linda Harrison.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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Excuse me…I believe you have my podcast. It’s Office Space, dipshits! Join our fearless hosts as they discuss this 90s comedy, commiserate over sharing stories of working for psychopathic bosses and bemoan the horrors of our capitalist dystopia. Crank up the gangsta rap and battle that case of the Mondays this week on the Greatest Movie Ever Made!
Office Space (1999) is directed by Mike Judge and stars Ron Livingston, Jennifer Aniston, David Herman, Ajay Naidu and Diedrich Bader.
Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio
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