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Elon Musk takes a hit after a fairly average product launch but spoiler alert - there's no justice in the world.
Speaking of justice, the department of in the US might have a word with Elon due to his silly million dollar giveaway to get punters to register and vote for Trump.Will he get in trouble? Probably not.
Monica encourages parents to encourage children to go into toilets and film other kids...
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Wow.
And we talk shit about the US general election where it's apparently close. Maybe it is. Feels like something is amiss.
Oh, Babet has half a brain.
Enjoy!
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The Two Jacks look at some of the US presidential election polling. JTI walks through one poll and shows the reasons why it is not reliable. It's not skewed one way or another. It's just bad polling.
In Iran, a special forces commander has a heart attack while under interrogation as suspicions within the regime grow on collusion with Israel.
Sir Keir Starmer shoots himself in the foot again while in sport, a NSW cricket prodigy emerges.
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Listeners! This week we are doing another newsy roundup with Trump sending covid testing machines to Putin so his buddy doesn't get sick and a little spot of custodial bother for a Victorian nazi who did a cheeky salute to test the new laws. Spoiler alert - they seem to work.
In other news, we look at rallies. Mostly cooker ones. But we look at some laws around flags that don't really work. And probably shouldn't.
The libertarians get angry at cookers for having a rally without a permit and Crackers Kelly attempts to create an actionable 'defamation by proxy' when cookers taunt him at their free speech rally. Irony meter broken here.
In SovCits we explore the law on driving, sorry travelling, without headlights. I don't want to spoil it but I think you know the answer.
And Pete? Well, has he been funny this entire year? Not really. But Babet is hilarious. The tail end is (finally) getting updated.
Enjoy!
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The Two Jacks discuss the Pro-Palestinian rallies in Melbourne and Sydney. Laws extended to prohibit or restrict peaceful protests are a bridge too far in Australia. No one has to agree with them and some may find it offensive but it is part and parcel of living in a democracy. HK Jack would like a ban on mask wearing during protests but knows enforcement would be near impossible.
The south east of the US hunkers down for yet another hurricane coming its way, the second Cat 5 hurricane in October which is virtually unheard of.
While Trump has sought to polticise the response, JTI runs through the limits of FEMA's support, homeless Americans are specifically excluded from FEMA assistance and many residents in the large area are now finding they cannot be insured.
In the UK, the Starmer government appears like it is not ready to govern.
The Arab world sends mixed messages on Israel's incursion into Lebanon.
In sport, the battle lines are now drawn between the FA and Man City while Penright celebrate their fourth NRL premiership in as many years.
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In breaking news, politicians have gone nuts demanding protesters who flew Hezbollah flags be charged with criminal offences. Hezbollah is a proscribed terrorist organisation but what does the law say about toting the infamous green and gold flag with an AK-47 on it. Politicians have sent the cops in but the likelihood of any convictions is not as obvious as many believe.
The Israeli cabinet approves the IDF to begin a "limited' ground incursion in southern Lebanon. History tells us the IDF will not want to get bogged down.
Sri Lanka has a new president who is promising to revive the island nation's economy while Austria shifts furth to the hard right.
In sport, the NRL grand final is upon us.
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The Greens demand the government interfere with the independence of the the Reserve Bank and drop interest rates. HK Jack says it is legally possible but JTI says it is perhaps the Greens dumbest idea yet. Monetary policy should not be a political plaything.
In other news, the prospect of a ceasefire in Gaza diminishes to virtually nothing.
It's a huge week in sport. The biggest day of the AFL calendar is upon us and the Swans and the Lions face off. We will cheer on the Swans but we know just how good Brisbane can be. It's preliminary final week in the NRL with the two best sides in the comp - Melbourne and Penrith likely to make it to the grand final.
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Listeners! This week we do a classic newsy segmenty episode where we kick off with a chat about pandemic management - former NSW police commissioner Mick Fuller looks back on how the pandemic may have been handled a little better. It was far from perfect. Did we learn any lessons though? Probably not.
We also look at the costs calamity facing Monica Smit, who kinda won her court case but still needs to pay costs to the state. Why? We have a crack at explaining the Calderbank rule.
In AV Update we look at Rob Schneider being a massive dickhead - aaaand
In SovCits we have a true FAFO moment where a free woman on the land discovers that magic words don't make kidnapping legal. Oh dear!
Pete is boring as hell and probably getting axed. Come on Pete! But he was in New Idea for some reason so we ran with that.
Enjoy!
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Also - this episode is edited using AI tools because I absolutely do not have time to do a proper edit. If you detect any horrific problems, please let me know through the usual channels.
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Polling a week after the debate shows Kamala enjoyed a bounce.
In Australia, the AFP drive a wrecking ball through organised crime with a superb investigation.
In the UK the NHS, a public health system that was once the envy of the world is in disarray, requiring urgent attention from the Starmer government.
In sport, Man City's hearing begins in a veil of secrecy.
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The Two Jacks analyse the debate. Harris clearly won and has got a boost in the polls but will it be sustained? Polling in many battleground states polling shows it neck and neck.
JTI thinks it will come down to Pennsylvania and if it stays blue, Harris will win the presidency.
In other news, the media's obsession with a hung parliament as a likely outcome of the next election is explored. JTI believes it unlikely while HK Jack points to polling showing two Teals looking at losing their seats but thinks a Coalition forming the next government is a fantasy.
JTI talks about his recent trip to the UK and how London's cars are pretty all much elejtric. In sport, it's finals time.
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Good friend of the podcast Dave has been keeping an eye on a few things. While most cookerwatchers point and laugh from the sidelines (this is fair, they are very funny) Dave gets right into the thick of it - and helps keep an eye on when cookers cross over the funny/dangerous line.
If you don't already know him, he's an environmental activist from way back and knows almost bloody everyone in the movement. Unfortunately, some of these people have become rather sympathetic to cookers and have enabled their rather terrifying takeover of various LGAs, including his own in Cessnock.
Dave explains how the cookers took over council and we discuss what we should expect from the first ACTUAL COOKER MAYOR!
It's shit. Joel Jammal is involved. It's all so utterly cooked. But look on the bright side - these people can't even behave themselves at christmas lunch so the chance of them not getting sacked is minimal. Time will tell.
Also, MyPlace attempt to make an important documentary on a serious topic and just end up completely screwing it up. Won't post spoilers - but let's say cookers are an easy target for a con artist.
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FERGUS THE CAT which is very very funny. We also look back to one of Dave's first interactions with cookers in public. Not just cookers but the supermarket pest variety. Oh man, it's quite pathetic.
Jack's back and we will be in business soon - I am sending him smelling salts and meth to get him back in the swing of things.
Thanks for sticking around guys! Love yas!
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It's part 2 of 3! Well, if we stay on track.
This one is about following the money! Spoiler alert - a lot of it came from the estate of dead rich white men whose nepo baby children have decided to perpetuate their parents shitty ideology and pretend that they deserve to be billionaires becuause 'the free market works'.
Tax the rich.
Enjoy!
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Brendan has an excellent project called 'earseed' and his new album 'revelations' is on all the usual streaming places. The video for the song 'Come To My Place' is really really funny and has tickled the pickle of Dazza and Penny actually liked it. Excellent. Here's the video:
https://fb.watch/sfZIjwNRYC/
Anything we promised would be in the show notes is probably not going to happen but feel free to hassle Brendan about anything you want in the shitposting group!
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Jack's in England gallivanting around and spending fake money on things like Cricket and lager. So it makes total sense to bring it full circle and have our brilliant British mates from Some Dare Call It Conspiracy join Joel for a chat.
We discuss the last year or so with Brent's story becoming global news, and then we look at things that will make Neil upset. England's race riots, the US election and whether Andrew Tate's smooth bathers have a doodle in them.
And a bunch of other random stuff we fall into.
It was a great chat.
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The Two Jacks discuss disturbing revelations of historical child sex offending in the Victorian state education system and how the education department did as so many other institutions have done, merely shuffled the offenders off to new schools and unsuspecting children.
In NSW, Premier Minns dips a toe into the water of the housing crisis as federal Labor's polling problems continue.
Chaos in Bangladesh with the president fleeing to India. Ukraine drives deep into Russian territory. Is it a game changer in the war?
In sport we wrap up on the Paris Olympics while JTI declares Isaac Heeney's last quarter heroics against Collingwood as the best quarter of football in more than 20 years.
The podcast will be taking a break for four weeks while JTI swans around Europe.
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Since Dave Oneegs jumped on the Kangen Water bandwagon, the magic water filter grift has got a lot of unwanted attention. But it's not just oneegs - there's a large decentralised network of shameless charlatans who are will manipulate desperate people into thinking that selling overpriced magic water machines will make them healthy and wealthy.
Sadly, it works. And many people not only fall into the trap of a 'get rich scheme' but also fall into a debt trap.
This episode looks at the filters and the poor rubes who fell into the trap. The next part is about the people at the top of the pyramid who sell the dream of 'freedom'. If freedom is taking endless selfies and posting 500 word essays with zero substance then yeah, I'll pass.
It's really bad and everyone involved in this sucks.
Enjoy!
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Kamala Harris is now the Democrats presumptive nominee. Was it a coup or was she just in the right place at the right time?
Is Barack Obama who wanted an open convention now diminished as the Kamala train steams ahead? Kamala has started with a boost but the polls still have her trailing by around a point. Further polling shows her support among 18-34yo voters 60 her way, 40 Trump's.
She'll get another boost, JTI says, at the DNC in Chicago. She'll need women and young voters out in number if she is to win.
Meanwhile in Brazil, sharks are on the coke. Albo has a reshuffle and pushes his poorer performers to one side as polling shows a tight contest can be expected at the next federal election.
The Olympics get underway with the easily offended bunch up in arms.
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We follow the leads from Vaxatious Litigant who did an excellent write up on Monica's big day(s) in court. We cover the first two with Vaxy's help and throw in a few notes from the 3rd day which we watched/listened to over the course.
Monica is very funny. We can't include any clips cause you can't record court but there's some cracking quotes in there from the Patron Saint of Pakenham. Tons of help from the Tinfoil Tales guys and Dave went into this chat!
Then we look at Kamala Harris and the inevitable terrible behaviour and discourse around her nomination including the predictably boring 'discovery' that she is actually a man - posted by one of or very own holocaust deniers (not pete).
And we look at Elon pulling out his $45 million from the Trump superpac - one of the very few times Elon actually does pull out, let's be honest.
Enjoy!
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There's been another major twist in the presidential contest with Joe Biden being persuaded to step aside, allowing his VP, Kamala Harris to step in. She isn't quite confirmed as the nominee yet but it seems Barack Obama is more or less alone among senior Democrats in calling for an open convention in Chicago on 19 August.
The Two Jacks discuss the role of Nancy Pelosi as Joe's executioner. As all good politicians must, she led the tributes to the 46th POTUS with metaphorical blood on her hands and proved herself to be a leader of consequence.
Can Harris beat Trump? It's more than possible but she is starting from six lengths behind.
In other news, the Brits show us the pathway to political civility as Sir Keir Starmer announces a major change to housing policy in the UK.
Germany cuts its military aid to Ukraine by half.
While in sport, the return of warm up games would assist battling cricket nations as a quick fix for the terrible mess Test cricket finds itself in.
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The Two Jacks discuss the attempted assassination of Donald Trump and what it means to the presidential race. HK Jack says the Dems can still win but it just got a whole lot harder. We turn to the potential Democrat candidates should Biden stand down. HK Jack believes Kamala Harris has one shot and might be the contender.
The allegations of corruption within the CFMEU are considered while the Two Jacks explore the relationship between the union's construction division and the Labor Party.
In sport, is Djokovic being disrespected by tennis audiences? In cricket, England sends Jimmy Anderson off in style.
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Some little fella had a crack at Trump. He missed, thankfully. America would be ablaze right now if that little twerp could shoot.
In the wake of this paradigm changing event we look at the absolute slop that has been served up on social media, especially Elon's Twitter.
We don't know the motive. We don't know the truth. But we know a whole bunch of total nonsense that idiots made up on the internet.
What fun.
Long episode with loose script and dodgy AI editing. You've been warned! Any horrible mistakes please let me know - robots edited it so it's not my fault!
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The Two Jacks discuss the Payman defection and agree that as it stands it holds no great risk for Labor.
Meanwhile in the US, the Dems circle the wagons around Grampa Joe.
Japan is finally kicking its floppy disk addiction.
The Tories are sent packing and there was no one more deserving than Liz Truss and Jacob Rees-Mogg.
The French prove themselves damned unpredictable again while in sport, Jessica Hull produces one of Australia’s greatest ever track performances in Paris in the 1500m with the Olympics less than three weeks away.
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