Avsnitt
-
Today we're:
Discussing the "Catching Print" craze
Judging Michael's overactive salivary glands
Reminiscing on finding hair and bandaids in our food
...and much more!
Buckle up! -
Today we're:
Reminiscing on some of Michael's most recent (and valid) public meltdowns
Pretending we're waiting for a table at Olive Garden in 1998
Reflecting on Abbey's thyroid cancer diagnosis
...and much more!
Buckle up! -
Saknas det avsnitt?
-
Today we're asking the important hard-hitting questions:
"What if there's no life after death?"
"What if people were born old and died young?"
"What if our buttcheeks had nipples?"
Buckle up!
-
Batshit Banger: Abbey curated the perfect cart at Home Goods. What happens next you WON'T believe.
Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…how getting older is affecting each of us. Our bones pop when we stand, we have turkey necks...it's not lookin' good folks.
Dilemma: A woman's husband pooped his pants. She now wants nothing to do with him. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...
-
Batshit Banger: Lauren experienced the worst massage of her life. You won't believe what happened after.
Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…the absolute audacity other people (and us!) have. We could totally plumb an entire house...
Dilemma: A new boyfriend's breath is just too stinky. Listen in to hear the borderline professional advice we offer up...
-
Batshit Banger: Michael watched someone get kicked out of a wedding last weekend...
Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…Dreams! Bad ones, good ones, scary ones. Are dreams only in our mind or a portal to another dimension?
Dilemma: Someone is super constipated and intelligently came to us for help. Listen in to hear the borderline professional advice we offer up...
-
Batshit Banger: Michael made a cake for a gathering and things went south fast...
Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…More conspiracies!
Dilemma: A girl meets her future monster-in-law. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...
-
Batshit Banger: Lauren tells us about a time she broke two arms in one week. Yes, you read that correctly.
Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…FOOD: the good, the bad, and the delicious.
Dilemma: A neighbor refuses to pick up his dog's poop. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...
-
Batshit Banger: Michael has an awkward mishap while trying to book a reservation at a restaurant...
Meat & potatoes: Each of us went to see a psychic and today we're sharing our experiences!
Dilemma: French onion soup creates a rift in this person's marriage. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up..
-
Batshit Banger: Abbey tells us about a time she went jet skiing and almost didn't make it back...
Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…birthdays! (Happy birthday Michael!) We're reminiscing on birthdays growing up, memorable parties, and current celebrations.
Dilemma: A husband is wanting to decorate, but ends up overstepping. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...
-
Batshit Banger: Why would you help yourself to someone's used towels?! This viewer sent in a really BOLD dilemma...
Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…our astrological signs! Do they match our personalities? You be the judge...
Dilemma: A man's nose whistle is ruining his marriage. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...
-
Batshit Banger: Michael tells us about a woman who used an airplane bathroom for the first time in her life. How do you not know how to lock it?!
Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…Daily struggles. It's not easy being a millennial adult.
Dilemma: A friend gives the WORST gifts. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...
-
Batshit Banger: Lauren reflects on an awkward moment where she really could've used a diaper...
Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…Spring Cleaning! Out with the old and in with the new.
Dilemma: A bride to be expected a little TOO much. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...
-
Batshit Banger: Michael recalls a time he got into it with a woman on Poop Patrol...
Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…conspiracy theories. Don't forget your tinfoil hats!
Dilemma: A woman's boyfriend never joins her when she wants a sweet treat. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...
-
Batshit Banger: Abbey and her friends are traveling abroad when a wallet goes missing. You won't believe who has it...
Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…things that feel illegal but actually aren't.
Dilemma: Someone joins a book club and ruins EVERYTHING. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...
-
Batshit Banger: Lauren tells us about a time she was left in the middle of a back road at night. Her story has a twist ending you won’t see coming!
Meat & potatoes: Today we’re each bringing to the table…the most unhinged Google reviews you’ve ever heard.
Dilemma: A nosy neighbor gets a little TOO comfortable. Listen in to see what happened and the borderline professional advice we offer up...
-
Today is a blast from the past. From thongs to Cosmic Brownies, we cover it all. But first…Michael starts us off with an absolute batshit banger you don’t wanna miss (he just wanted to be a hero!!). Once we calm our nervous systems down, we jump into the meat and potatoes - growing up in the 90s vs. growing up now. Remember those scrunchy shirts and 3D Doritos?? Man...what a simpler time. This episode is the most epic walk down memory lane. We end with an interesting dilemma: things are getting wild in a retirement community. Listen in to see what happened and how we weigh in…
-
Today we dive into our sporty pasts! Did you know Abbey and Lauren were like, so good at softball...?? But first…Abbey leads off with an absolute batshit banger you don’t wanna miss (her brother in law was only trying to find a plunger!!!). After we pick our jaws up off the floor, we jump into the meat and potatoes - sports. From our own sporty histories to professional poodle clipping, all the way to disgusting softball field porta potties, we give you a peek behind the curtain into our past sport lives. The episode ends with an interesting dilemma: if you met someone on a blind date and they showed up in a wheelchair without telling you, would that make you feel some type of way? Listen in to see what happened and how we weigh in…
-
Today we dive into love: the good, the bad, and the awkward. But first…Lauren leads off with an absolute batshit banger you don’t wanna miss (dog parks can be a very unhinged place with very unhinged people...). After everyone's heart rate regulates, we jump into the meat and potatoes - love. From awkward dating stories, to how we all ended up with our significant others, we give you the inside scoop into our love lives. We end the episode with an interesting dilemma: someone is experiencing underwhelm in their relationship. Should there be more spark? Or are they just confusing chemistry with anxiety? Listen in to see what happened and how we weigh in…
00:00 Intro & Batshit Dog Park Story15:45 Valentine's Day36:14 Early Dating Experiences and How We Met Our Partners45:57 Bad Dating Stories01:09:03 Dilemma and Unhinged Advice
Chapters -
Today we dive into some piping hot takes. But first…Abbey leads off with an absolute batshit banger you don’t wanna miss (shaving someone’s pubes always leaves the door open for batshittery to occur). After we pick our jaws back off the floor, we jump into the meat and potatoes - the hot takes. From airport behavior, to jeans, we rip into some really controversial topics. We end the episode with a really uncomfy dilemma: p*rn blasting through a connected bluetooth speaker. What should this person do?? Listen in to see what we think….
- Visa fler
