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    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
    Dublin, IE: Sept 19
    London, UK: Sept 20
    Belfast, UK: Sept 21
    Manchester, UK: Sept 22
    Miami, FL: Sept 27-29

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    Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
    Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
    Charlotte, NC: Oct 18-19

    0:00 Get Tix to Our Livestream!
    2:25 Divorce, Perfume, Pheromones
    7:25 Bathroom Emergencies, Public Restrooms
    25:08 Crushes, Teachers, High School
    30:23 Church, Nobel Peace Prize, Pledge of Allegiance
    35:54 Programmed by the System
    46:52 Chill Parents vs Strict Parents
    56:06 Living in the Moment
    1:07:04 First Crushes, High School, Pick Up Artists
    1:21:04 Sock Talk - Peeing on the Floor?
    1:30:55 Secret Sock - Doing the Deed With a Toilet

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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
    Dublin, IE: Sept 19
    London, UK: Sept 20
    Miami, FL: Sept 27 - 29

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
    Vancouver, Canada: Sept 14
    Tampa, FL: Sept 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

    0:00 Barefoot Cowboys
    3:53 Last Time We Cried
    10:15 Michael’s Pet Peeve About Babies
    15:58 Trevor’s Dry Dream
    20:47 Michael’s Roleplay
    26:38 Delusional Goals, iPhone Gripes, Trevor’s Nice Lady
    36:05 You Say Syrup, I Say Serup
    41:13 Firefighters, Aggressively Worded Shirts, Daddy Fashion
    47:22 Michael’s Search For Meaning
    57:03 Watch My Dog, Watch My Computer
    1:00:52 Pranks, Stepkids, Comedy Merch
    1:05:55 Not Finishing, Dogs Concept of Time
    1:11:27 Sock Talk - New Intimate Things to Try
    1:26:33 Secret Sock - Sharpie Fun

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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Gary, IN: Aug 23
    Richmond, VA: Aug 24
    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
    Glasgow, UK: Sept 18
    Dublin, IE: September 19

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
    Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

    0:00 Fast and Furious’ Environmental Impact, Central Park Bench Names, and Family Legacies
    7:31 DiGiorno Pizza Disasters, Frosted Flakes Fumbles, and Cafeteria Memories
    22:32 New York City Dating Disasters, Bold Squirrels, Golf Course Caddy Baddies
    31:03 Craziest Premature Excuses, & Presidential Power Ranking
    45:47 The Joy of Pottery, Race Car Beds, & Naming Kids After Vacuums
    1:00:46 First Date Disasters, Black Mirror Influencer Episode, and How to Get Back in the Streets (Secret Sock)

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    🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
    Gary, IN: Aug 23
    Richmond, VA: Aug 24
    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
    Glasgow, UK: Sept 18
    Dublin, IE: September 19

    🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
    Lexington, KY: Aug 15-17
    Nashville, TN: Aug 29-31
    Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13

    0:00 Caffeine Jonesing, Husbands w/ Hobbies rant, Noah's Ark Neck
    13:20 Recent earthquakes, Bunny vs Rabbit hotness, Lioness as a name
    17:24 First Jesus, $68 Million in coins, Old dude pick up lines
    29:20 Ice bath before comedy, Positions, What Jack won't show
    39:24 Love on the Spectrum, 1st date questions, Gopher colonialism
    55:10 Living in the office, Moon life, What states to fix before we go to Mars?
    1:04:20 Being lowest guy in the frat, Red Bull girls, the Selfie museum

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    The boys riff on how much they'd love jail. Trevor decides to go back to college to become an All American QB, and was John Wilkes Booth doing Lincoln a favor to get out of the play, and how insane speed walking is in the Olympics. Also a PE teacher shares their experience of what they deal with daily.

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    Gary, IN: Aug 23
    Richmond, VA: Aug 24
    Louisville, KY: Sept 6-7
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    🎙️Trevor's tour dates:
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    Tampa, FL: Sep 20-22
    Temple, AZ: Oct 11-13
    tickets + more dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

    0:00 Feeling hot, Preparing for Jail, Trevor's NCAA career
    15:00 History Lessons: John Wilkes Booth, Pocahontas vs Sacagawea, The Oregon Trail
    29:20 Olympics hot takes, Speed walk fails, 3-on3, How many Golds does Paris have?
    55:10 Backup QB D, Bro bonding, NFL talk
    1:13:04 Secret Sock

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  • The boys riff on the newly found depths of Michael's depravity– carpet depth. Has The Floor General finally gone too far? Plus really good Stallone impersonations, investigating whether spring water is a hoax, and an escort that has a message for wives. Look out wives.

    It's Gabe's last episode on the pod. We talk about it around an hour in and you can read his goodbye unlocked on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109142959 + find him on IG at www.instagram.com/gabeltonn

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  • Trev rode a bike through Alaska for a week so the boys talk about drinking glacier ice with your espresso, taking wholesome vacations with your mom, and the shocking amount of missing people in The Last Frontier. They also react to that national anthem performance and give some advice to a listener that doesn’t want to make a HJ baby.

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  • Things get heated when the boys draft the best candy. Yelling ensues. They also riff on the last supper, realize how stupid the radio is, and hear from a listener that had an interesting arrangement with their ex.

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  • The boys riff on the most valuable body parts in history, girlfriends that are addicted to puzzles, stores being addicted to locking every item up, and sprm donation clinics that are addicted to being mid. Plus, field goal kickers are the unsung heroes of football and Bryce Harper can teach us a thing or two about why it’s good not to come.

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  • The boys riff on the Hawk Tuah woman and how fast the internet moves, Michael tries to sell Trev on fox tail plugs, and a listener writes in about a voyeur in his neighborhood. Plus House of the Dragon is just House of the Inc*st and one time Michael got JO’d to at a library.

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    Dr. Phil (Adam Ray) sits down with his sons to give advice to Stiff Socks listeners, but first the boys sit down with the legend Adam Ray to talk about watching p*rn on planes, MTV’s dating show golden era, and getting rejected by Paul McCartney.

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    The boys talk crazy about Terrance Howard’s Joe Rogan episode and try to find out if it’s cap when someone says they remember before they were born. They also discuss what the highlight reels of their lives would be, hear a spicy anonymous confession about a Psychic reading, and weigh in on the groom that went viral for spraying his new wife with champagne.

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  • The boys sit down with the super funny Jeff Arcuri for a conversation about amateur predator catching, weird PE teachers, and fast food chicken nuggets. They also hear from a listener that hates Boston and try to do crowd work on a sock puppet.

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  • The boys play some GeoGuessr, learn about short celebrity private jet flights, and riff about the zoo in China that was trying to pass off dogs as panda bears. Nothing is real. They also discover that phone sex is still a thing and hear from a listener that got negged by a p*rnstar.

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    The boys are joined by the illustrious comedian Heather McMahan to riff on vacation cigarettes, partying at Ole Miss, and why women can’t jerk off like men do. They also play a game of FMK and hear from a listener that has strong opinions on the best type of toes.

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  • The boys riff on the Cybertruck recall, Taylor Swift’s new album, and how the Golden Bachelor is just Michael in 40 years. They also learn about a super horny ice cream store and get an update from a listener who’s trying to pay off some debt.

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  • The boys yell about Michael’s bad time at the Canadian border, comment section arguments, and having a meltdown at the dog park. Plus Gypsy Rose is single and a listener needs some help with an unfulfilling seggslife.

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