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Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 4: Bon Vi Von
Square Roots - Episode 455
Level Up Starts at 01:38:00Finally the whole squad is back for an episode where we are definitely very good at staying on topic as we get to the strange sci-fi worlds of Chapter 7 and 8 of Sonical Chronicles! There's rock men, goo men, and even robomen! But not Eggman, he stayed home.
Also:
An Exhaustive Explanation of Julius Pringles
Hot Rahul Kohli News
Vanessa's Tight Five on Hit Single Your Love
Pan's Just For Women
Michaelogical
This Week: Finish Chapters 7 & 8!
Next Week: Finish Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood!
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Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 3: The Return of Boys Night
Square Roots - Episode 454
Level Up Starts at 01:15:30With Vanessa out at a show or something, it's another BOYS NIGHT! So gather round, crack open a beer, and name your favourite monster trucks with us as we play through two more chapters of Sonical Chronicles! There's meatbag hating robots! Annoying drones! Super cool ninja echidnas!
Also:
Never Forget What Sonic Did To Metropolis Zone
The Grandia Problem Strikes Back
Matthew Hates A Split Party
Shedding Chao Eggs
Very Silly RobotsThis Week: Finish Chapters 5 & 6!
Next Week: Finish Chapters 7 & 8!
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Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 2: A Chat About Eggs, Man
Square Roots - Episode 453
Level Up Starts at 01:39:00Jim's out on a date, so we're gonna be a little insane on this episode Square Roots. Vanessa's on probation, Johnny's gone waffles crazy, and Matt does nothing but read books now. But we're playing what Vanessa calls a Gateway JRPG, Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood by BioWare. Vanessa is kind of Pokécurious, and the Chaos are somehow making it worse. And now we've got all sorts of new Sonic Friends to join our party, like Big, Knuckles, Cream and Bobby De Niro!
Also:
One Date Per Year With A Host Of Your Choice
The Most Canadian Thing Johnny's Ever Said
Eggman's Treasure Trail
Marvel Didn't Create Let's Get Some Magic Stones
All Hedgehogs Are Related
Is This A Snow Zone?This Week: Finish Chapters 3 & 4!
Next Week: Finish Chapters 5 & 6!
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Square Roots - Episode 452
Level Up Starts at 02:09:00SEGA and BioWare form the ultimate dream team for our new season of Square Roots! That's right, we're tackling the Sonic RPG Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood and finally we get stylus based controls and dialogue trees in our sonic games! Plus this game has all sorts of deep cuts: there's Vector from Knuckles Chaotix on the 32X! Big the Cat! Cream! Rouge the Bat! Who will be next? Fang the Sniper? Espio the Chameleon? The sky's the limit!
Also:
Maybe if GameStop focused less on woke and more on wake, Alan Wake that is.
She seems like a SNES girlie.
I don't like a tude dude!
Vanessa's good nice water cooler chat!
8 year olds can fly planes, but not very well.This Week: Finish Chapters 1 & 2 of Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood!
Next Week: Finish Chapters 3 & 4!
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Square Roots - Episode 451
Level Up Starts at 01:27:30We finally meet Matt's favourite friends, Thief: The Dark Project's Rat Men. Or... are they dinosaurs? This might seem like an easy question, but the more images we get of the supposed rat men, the more questions we have. Like: why do they have a forked tail? Are they monkeys? Why do they sound like Gollum?
Also:
Thief: The Woodsy Conspiracy
The Fluffy Wuffy Sonic Boys
The Coaster of the Goblin
Soft Like A Woman
The Terrible Results Of Our VoteThis Week: Finish the game!
Next Week: Finish Chapters 1 & 2 of Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood!
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Thief: The Dark Project Part 4 - A Very Whispery Mission
Square Roots - Episode 450
Level Up Starts at 01:20:30This time even the DLC level is pretty great in this penultimate chunker of Thief! It's an eye-poppingly good time as we infiltrate the Hammerites, do chores for a ghost, and go for a surprise night at the opera.
Also:
- The Gene Shallot of Video Game Hosts
- Further Adventures In Jim's Spider Revulsion
- Inside Your Mind
- Operatic Exposition
- It's Not the Lost City, It's *A* Lost City
- Bonk All The BoysThis Week: Finish missions ten through twelve!
Next Week: Finish the game!
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Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrisstevenContact Square Roots!
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Square Roots - Episode 449
Level Up Starts at 01:19:45This time in the sneaky Looking Glass classic game Thief, Johnny, Jim and Matthew tackle some levels! Can you guess which ones are DLC and which were in the original release? Probably? There's a chunk of the city that was lost to a cataclysm, some colour coded mages towers, and a chunk of the city also lost to a cataclysm!
Also:
- Feet Pix Are Classy, Scat Pix Are Nasty
- The Puzzle Is Water
- A Matt Situation
- Earth Towers Are Easy
- Good Smooth Brain Puzzles Are Easy
- The Lava Lever
- It Puts A Little Fire Baby In Your Tummy
- The Rope is the First Real Boss of the GameThis Week: Finish missions seven through nine in Thief!
Next Week: Finish missions ten through twelve!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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Square Roots - Episode 448
Level Up Starts at 01:24:20We're all thieves, and sometimes thieves take their time and don't play to where they say they're going to. So we blasted through missions 4 through 6, which takes us through a fancy mansion, two fancy mansions connected by a sewer, and then a fancy but spooky mansion! Fortunately we make a new friend dripping with moss and friendly good intentions! What could PAWSIBLY go wrong?!
Also:
- Throw Mommy a Bone!
- Vanessa Won't Laugh in Her Special Way
- No More Bresdan Balls
- Tea With Chewsdays Podcast, Innit
- Microsoft EdgingThis Week: Finish missions four through six in Thief!
Next Week: Finish missions seven through ten, unless that's too long and then nine.
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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Square Roots - Episode 447
Level Up Starts at 01:44:15Now that Sea of Stars is over we can promise one thing: no more Garl puns. Now we're on to Thief: The Dark Project by Looking Glass Studios. Enjoy the intense 90s cutscenes! Revell in the developers voicing many side characters! Quiet down your steps with moss arrows! Explode some zombies with holy water! We all approach this early first person sneaker in different ways, so play along and get stealin'!
Also:
- Feed! That! Algorithm!
- TOO GROSS!
- A Dictate Guy!
- Animal Crossing Means Not Okay!
- The Raddest Music You've Ever Heard!
- Googaws and Boobaws!This Week: Finish the first three missions of Thief! Get it for cheap on GOG today!
Next Week: Finish missions four through seven!
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Square Roots - Episode 446
Level Up Starts at 02:03:30!It's a wrap on Sea of Stars this chunker, and someone didn't finish! And it's not who you think! We go through the two endings, talk to some fish, meet a tiger man, and go through a gross castle full of goop and body parts. YEAH!
Also:
- Garl Interrupted
- Garl's Just Want To Have Fun
- Who's That Garl?
- Garls On Film!
- Never Met A Garl Like You Before
- Garl, You'll Be A Warrior Cook Soon
- Brown-Eyed Garl
- California GarlsThis Week: Finish Sea of Stars!
Next Week: Finish the first three missions of Thief! Get it for cheap on GOG today!
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We are sure that the technical issue that caused the original second half of this episode to be lost won’t be noticed and the transition to the new recording will be seamless. Garl finds himself being the true hero of this game as he now has a near-death vision explaining what he needs to do before he dies.
Level Up: 01:48:15
Also:
* Squish Squish Squish
* A Lot of Feet Talk
* I Might Be The Threshold
* Gary Busey in “Make Friends With The Devil”
* Jim’s second most hated song, Zephyr
* Chrono Trigger! Final Fantasy! Hee hee!This Week: Travel through the Sea of Stars!
Next Week: Finish Sea of Stars!Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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Square Roots - Episode 444
Level Up Starts at 01:36:00!Finally, we return to the Sea of Stars and a lot of stuff happens in this chunker! There's gorilla kids! Elderly enslaved kids! You sail into a mouth! And you get a secret weapon that morphs solstice magic into a [REDACTED] attack!
Also:
- An Edgier Pac-Man
- Don't You Dare Make Fun of Capitalism!
- Matt Loves A Good Pear
- Mattholics!
- "It's Too Late For This One!"
- Garl Is The Wheels of Sea of Stars
- Vanessa's Personal Mouse WarThis Week: Play to the end of the Clockwork Castle!
Next Week: Travel through the Sea of Stars!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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We decided to drop a special Christmas themed bonus episode for you this week! It's the Square Roots Christmas Gift Guide 2024!!!
Join us as we discuss what presents we got for all your favorite RPG characters.
We'll be back next week with our regularly scheduled Sea of Stars episode.
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Square Roots - Episode 443
Level Up Starts at 02:00:30!It's a Marvel's Captain America: Civil War on this podcast, as Matthew's Dreamatorium Podcast Within A Podcast is squaring off against Johnny's Dreamcast, a podcast within a podcast. But also we played more Sea of Stars! And we got to the big End of Act 1 twist! Gasp! Things change! Allegiences are challenged! A town with a terrible name has been created.
Also:
- Blue and Jinkos!
- Real Magus fight vibes!
- Obligatory Joey from Blossom reference!
- Wesowection!
- Vanessa's Lazy Findom Kink Returns!
- Ah! The Chrono Cross Problem!
- You Can't Eat A Bag!This Week: Play to the end of the Tower of Ansudlo!
Next Week: Play to the end of the Clockwork Castle!
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Square Roots - Episode 442
Level Up Starts at 02:23:18The adventure truly begins as Johnny joins forces with Matt, Jim and Vanessa to tackle the pressing question about Sea of Stars: What the hell is this Wheels game anyway? Also we meet some fourth wall breaking pirates and fight two separate necromancers.
Also:
- Garl is the Jimminy Cricket
- Johnny Hates The Algorithm
- Smeared With Working Designs
- Jim Only Knows American Who's Line
- A Fun Lil Zomboi
- Stonheim SamThis Week: Playing through the Necromancer boss fight!
Next Week: Play to the end of the Tower of Ansudlo!
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Square Roots - Episode 441
Level Up Starts At 01:50:15On this celestial episode of Square Roots, Jim guides Vanessa and Matt through the opening of 2023's beloved throwback style RPG, Sea of Stars. That's right: Vanessa plays a pixel game like some kind of baby, and it doesn't make her feel better when the game just keeps on the baby-themes for the first half hour or so. But will these special babies birthed by a moon stork save the day, or will they need Garl and his big Ramus energy?
Also:
- Matthew Rants About DLC Being Nominated For Game Of The Year
- The Fat Character Always Has To Be The Cook
- Vanessa Eats The World
- Jim Loves A Montage Song
- It's Just LavosThis Week: Meet the Elder Mist!
Next Week: Playing through the Necromancer boss fight!
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Square Roots - American Thanksgiving Bonus
On this Square Roots, we're going to learn how to say no to drugs when a 8 year old tries to give you free weed. Or how you'll deflate like a balloon on your couch. Wait, no, that's not what we do on this episode. On this episode we look at sixteen birds - 15 of which are from Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth so be aware of mild FF7 Rebirth spoilers.This Week: Enjoy a lovely game of Would You Eat This Bird?!
Next Week: Meet the Elder Mist!
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Square Roots - Episode 440
Level Up Starts at 1:47:45!
Today is all about silly funny fun. There's goofy fun adventures, and our bestest princess of light and good and low chaos allows an old man to continue to live tied to machines and under the control of his slightly mad nurse. She also helps an unconscious woman have her dream wedding with a corpse. ALL IN THE NAME OF GOOD!- Daud Puts the U into Dad
- Splinter, Dead, Dura and Soft Cells
- You Can't Get A Canal
- The Truth Of The Dressmaker
- The Teen Witches of Brigmore
- A Sewer Adventure!
- A Witch With A Waist
- You Go Into Paintings In A Lot Of GamesThis Week: Finish The Witches of Brigmore!
Next Week: Enjoy a lovely game of Would You Eat This Bird?!
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Dishonored Part 5: Big Lesbian Energy
Square Roots Episode 439
This ep has a LOT of positive energy! We're all in a GREAT mood!
Too much talk about labias Imperial Majesty Vanessa Hot Gay News! Johnny pulls a real life Mr. Bean and plays the wrong DLC EVERYTHING IS AWESOMEThis Week: Knife of Dunwall
Next Week: Finish The Witches of Brigmore!
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Dishonored Part 4: Is Harry Anderson An 80s Era Brian David Gilbert?
Square Roots - Episode 438
Level Up Starts at 1:55:00!
Apologies to Italy, again. There are disparaging remarks made on whether Johnny did or did not finish Dishonored. These are all fabrications. Johnny has submitted video evidence to the Facegroup Group. He has the cheevos to prove it. These accusations are flagrant. They're idolatrous. And they are wrong.- Paul-i-tics
- Laurie Metcalf for Mortal Kombat
- Matt Is Lost in the World of the Go-Go 90s
- Mister Bean, the Original Sim
- A Crower, Not A Shower
- Making Soup With Granny
- Russian WaterThis Week: Finish the main game!
Next Week: Finish The Witches of Brigmore!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast
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