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Step into the confessional for another riotously funny episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective share outrageous stories that will leave you gasping and laughing.
There's Jane's cringe-worthy equestrian experience that left her wishing she had stayed home and Well-Intentioned Dad's laughter-filled confession about his daughter's cornet performance that had everyone in stitches, including him—until it wasn’t funny anymore!
Plus, there's two bonus confessions from the Crypt that you won't want to miss! Got a confession of your own? Share it at [email protected].uk.
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Step into the confessional for a special delve into the crypt for this week's episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions!
The Confession Collective deliver a mix of hilarity and unexpected twists, including Zeb’s comically chaotic encounter while farming, involving a tractor, headphones, and a very awkward surprise. Nigel's shockingly awkward New Year's revelation that turns family dynamics upside down. There's also a disastrous curry spill at a carnival for Daz and Cassie has an inventive way to deal with a filing pile up.
Revel in the laughter and gasps as the team debates forgiveness over silly antics and cringe-worthy moments. Plus, there's a surprise voice note from celebrity Louise Redknapp that adds a twist to the proceedings!
Got a confession itching to get out? Send your stories to [email protected].uk and join us for another unforgettable ride!
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Step into the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confession Collective dive into an array of colourful tales.
including Inga from the Bottom Table’s questionable impersonation at a wedding and Corporal Jones’ audacious prank during army training that spiralled into chaos. Prepare for laughter, shocking antics, and some surprising twists, like Nina's modern-day Tchaikovsky revelation and Sheldon's rather unfortunate bush incident involving two ladies and camouflage soldiers.
Got a confession? Don’t hold back! Share your story at [email protected].uk. Tune in for all the fun!
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Step into the confessional once again for a rollercoaster of hilarity in this week’s episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confession Collective as they tackle a series of outrageous tales, from drunken escapade involving undies and bush antics in Cuba, to a bill confusion that led to stolen flatmates money.
Plus there is two bonus confessions from the Crypt involving a birdwatcher’s embarrassing encounter with a wildlife camera and a rather raucous tale from Julie! Get ready for laughter, moral dilemmas, and shenanigans in this episode that promises to entertain.
Have a confession of your own? Share it with us at [email protected].uk!
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Step into the confessional for another delightful episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon, Brother Matt, Sister Suzi and Sister Holly as they navigate a whirlwind of hilarious and chaotic confessions, including a wedding ceremony derailed by a falconer’s owl, a prank involving raw eggs that leaves a group of swanky car enthusiasts in a sticky situation, a pristine petri dish of perfection that turns into a cross contaminated piece of chaos, and some school song shenanigans.
This week’s confessions promise plenty of laughter, unexpected twists, and thoughtful debates on forgiveness. Plus, prepare for lively discussions on school songs and the art of egg-checking!
If you have your own confession to share, we want to hear it! Email us at [email protected].uk.
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Step into the confessional for another hilarious episode of Simon Mayo’s Confessions! This week, we dive into a collection of hilariously questionable decisions, from a rugby player's outrageous prank with a mysterious rub to a woman's chicken soup debacle that has serious consequences.
Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they unravel the chaos behind Max's April Fool's prank that left a city in uproar, and Lorraine's alarming food fail that sent her brother straight to the hospital.
With plenty of witty banter and dazzling accents, this episode promises gasps and laughs aplenty. Plus, don't miss the Not For Broadcast section where things get a little too scandalous for tea time. If you have your own shocking confession, we want to hear it! Email us at [email protected].uk.
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What do a cruise convenience calamity, a Chuckle brothers signed program, a washed up coffin and a possessed car have in common? They're all tangled up in this week's mischievous confessions!
This week's episode features Colin's escapades with fellow students car. Then there's Redrock's tale, featuring a well made coffin that went in the river and washed up down the coast, leaving people to wonder what happened to contents. Meanwhile Gordon (or should that be Graham?!) is forging the signatures of a comical duo and over on the cruise ship the 'Big Shiny' Johnny Boy is having some toilet trouble.
In the Not For Broadcast Section there is a relationship revenge. Plus, the team chat chocolate feelings, and coughing fits!
Buckle up - It's going to be a good one. Have your own confession? - email it to [email protected].uk
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From a swimming pool prank, to a missing cat, clairvoyant chaos and a gardener getting caught short, this week's confessions serve up another round of mischief, mishaps, and morally questionable decisions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective!
The Not for Broadcast section involves a toothbrush and a rude hand gesture. There's also talk of podcast prison, showering behaviour and Matt is actually right about something.
Brace yourself for an episode packed with laughter, gasps and moments you wont forget.
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What do a budgie's flight for freedom, a stuffed cornet, shouts of 'Wally' and some hot hot sauce have in common? They're all tangled up in this week's mischievous confessions!
This week's episode features Chad's chilli confession, where a childhood love of spicy food let to an unfortunate A&E trip for an unsuspecting classmate. Then there's Andy's sad budgie tale, featuring a high-stakes race between man and bird - Andy won and the budgie had a less than happy ending. Meanwhile David's campsite chaos saw an innocent game of shouting "Wally" spiral into a full sale eviction of his Baptist camp neighbours and over in Class 3, Nick took extreme measures against an irritating cornet player, leading to the unforgettable phrase: "Jammed a cushion up his cornet"
In the Not For Broadcast Section we hit peak disgrace with a Vomit Comet. Plus, we discuss the secrets to becoming the best podcast in the world an why every household should keep an emergency supply of full fat milk.
Buckle up - It's going to be a good one. Have your own confession? - email it to [email protected].uk
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The stage is set and the confessions spotlight is on, and this week's tales are funnier and more outrageous than ever. Get ready for exam rallying, sister pranks, sickly scouts and bets as a new generation of sinners seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective!
This week features Andy who ended up collaborating with 140 other students during an exam, Drucilla who told her sister she would be dead by 6pm, Joe and how his journey home from Scouts shocked two unexpecting victims and Lady Jane and her betting syndicate and illicit use of choir robes to hide contraband.
Meanwhile the Not For Broadcast Section features some pee. There's also talk of liberal arts, Huey Lewis and the News and vomit noises.
Be prepared for laughs, gasps and some very sickly sinners.
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From a sibling prank, to a boy racer tale, exam cheating and a Cluedo playing cad with some shocking behaviour, this week's confessions serve up another round of mischief, mishaps, and morally questionable decisions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective!
The Not for Broadcast section involves a toothbrush and a tent. There's also talk of AI and combine harvesters. Plus is there a confession that Matt even finds hard to forgive?
Brace yourself for an episode packed with laughter, gasps and moments you wont forget.
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It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week is filled with laughs! From spooky supernatural activity to frogs through a letterbox - no secret is safe from this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those far too disgusting for Greatest Hits Radio! Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too hilarious for even Brother Matt to forgive?
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It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week is filled with laughs! From a pee puddle to fake sand, make shift ear plus and cross curriculum experiments —no secret is safe from this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those far too disgusting for Greatest Hits Radio! Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too hilarious for even Brother Matt to forgive?
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From a shoe swap, creative locksmithing, triplet trickery and a spooky prank with some angel statues this week's confessions serve up another round of mischief, mishaps, and morally questionable decisions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective!
In the Not for Broadcast section, the team tackle house party cheating and airport toilet trouble. There's also a heated discussion about Walkmans with radios, away day forced fun and an apology on the people verdict.
Brace yourself for an episode packed with laughter, gasps and moments you wont forget.
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It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week is filled with laughs! From a revenge gift that oinks, a very dodgy drink, a family airport lockdown and a love story with slightly crossed wires —no secret is safe from this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those far too disgusting for Greatest Hits Radio! Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too hilarious for even Brother Matt to forgive?
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It's another batch of confessions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! This week is filled with laughs! From on board cruise entertainment scuppered by an ice cube, a broken bingo machine, a school trip to Russia and very childish drawing on a reproductive medicine book —no secret is safe from this crew. Expect tales of debauchery, deceit, and regret, including those far too disgusting for Greatest Hits Radio! Will these sinners be forgiven, or are some sins too hilarious for even Brother Matt to forgive?
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From crucifix calamities to creepy dolls, this week's confessions bring plenty of mischief, misunderstandings, and outright mayhem.
Aled shares a tale of the time he accidentally trapped a TV producer in the door of an old bus - thanks to the enormous one-foot crucifix around the poor man's neck in Do-wah diddy, diddy dum, diddy uuurrrghh! Then there's Derek the Trucker with his tale - Mercy Sakes Alive, who wanted a quiet drink but ended up redirecting overly chatty Beryl to another trucker... leading to an unfortunate mix-up for poor Barry. Meanwhile Frank is seeking forgiveness in Eyes without a face after his con plays a terrifying prank on his little sister using an unsettling doll gifted by mad Cousin Pat. And finally Filofax Girl had enough of stray footballs invading her garden (and even her house) so she took drastic action in Who should I say is calling?
In the Not for Broadcast section, things take a truly nauseating turn with a particularly sickening story. Elsewhere on the pod the team discusses smocks, ponchos and the groundbreakingly idea of a smoncho. here's also chat about the origins of 'the chuckle', listening to podcast at school and how Matt's neighbours didn't pack any manners.
Prepare for laughter, gasps and maybe even a shudder or two.
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From dodgy baking to disastrous DIY wine, this week's confessions serve up another round of mischief, mishaps, and morally questionable decisions.
Loves Hot Fevered Iron shares a confession from a real reverend who politely accepted a weekly homemade cake from a well-meaning parishioner only to secretly bin them every time. Then there's Dave from Grimsby with a Horse with No Name, who sent his dad to the farm shop on a mission for his sister's horse, Hoof Hearted a name that's far more embarrassing when said out loud. Meanwhile, Professor Perilous finally comes clean about a shocking day in his teaching career with Sonic Boom Boy, when a student in his DT class sanded off the top of her finger. And in the truly stomach-churning It Ain't Easy Being Green, Tom recalls his time at an eco-commune, where homemade wine and a compost toilet got horribly, horrifyingly mixed up.
In the Not for Broadcast section, the team tackles revenge with a toothbrush, the sheer indignity of being sick into a coat pocket. There's also a heated discussion about punctuation, the mystery of 'market leaves' and a reprise of the Ukrainian drunk geese, which leaves Matt thoroughly baffled.
Brace yourself for an episode packed with laughter, gasps and moments you wont forget.
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What do a fake triplet, a runaway car, a French footballer and a frozen headmaster have in common? They're all tangled up in this week's mischievous confessions!
This week's episode features Dad of Twins, who made a bold claim in 'Isn't She Lovely, Isn't She Wonderful', telling a stranger he left the 'ugly' triplet at home. Driver Six Seven confessed to 'Slip Sliding Away' after blaming their younger sibling for a car crash that was entirely their own doing. Meanwhile Maria Callus from Middlesbrough finds herself pressed against the chest of a French footballer on a crammed train and, fluent in French, spends the journey secretly listening to his every word. Finally, Dr Boffin recounts a chaotic science experiment in six form he tampered with, after being in the pub at lunch, that resulted a very frozen headmaster.
In the Not For Broadcast Section there's breaking wind in Church, hot-tubbing with colleagues and debating if showering at work is every acceptable. Plus Matt gets very excited over a glowing review signed off with a kiss kiss and the Galentines debate makes yet another appearance.
Expect laughter, awkwardness, and plenty of guilty giggle. Have your own confession - email it to [email protected].uk
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The stage is set and the confessions spotlight is on, and this week's tales are funnier and more outrageous than ever. Get ready for mic mishaps, wagyu thieves and slingshot scandals as a new generation of sinners seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective!
This week features Mark who convinced his daughter to steer clear of sheep by spinning a yarn, Steve whose slingshot dreams were dashed when his dad turned it into a weapon of lamp destruction, Ninja cat Smokey who went on a daring steak heist from the BBQ next door and Matt's mate Huw - how stole the microphone from the lead singer of the band UFO at a gig, shouted into it and was immortalized on the bands live album and DVD.
Meanwhile the Not For Broadcast Section features a toilet paint story of peril. There's also talk of spooky forests, Matt's morality and hills vs knolls.
Prepare for laughs, gasps and some very sheepish sinners.
- Visa fler