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  • Cold open: "wow, this AI says you should write a check to me immediately"Spencer lays out the least-probable possible playoff bracket as of mid-September Make Syracuse #1 or we'll beat your ass Ohio State tries to beat a team, any team, with a block M logo Ryan pitches the greatest CW show ever, "Batman's Dad Dies Every Week"Holly discusses the pitfalls of being a one TD favorite Hey someone's getting Floyd of Rosedale this week?This week's theme arranged and performed by Trey McClureOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

  • SHOW NOTES

    - A rules innovation only Ryan's broken brain could provide

    - Spencer Hall, anatomy expert and the rise of WHEELS MANNING

    - What South Carolina-LSU had in common with The Cheesecake Factory

    - WARNING Earnest discussion of Florida's hiring foibles over time WARNING

    - Indiana won the Rose Bowl

    - A funny thing happened on the way home from Arizona State-Texas State

    - Sovereign Quarterback John Mateer

    - Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham

    - Buy tickets for our 10/3 show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham, and send MUSIC DISASTERS to [email protected]

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    - Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/

    - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io

    - Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com

    - Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

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  • Checking in with our fellow football podcaster Tom BradyA dispatch from the Indiana car dealer warsWe are opting out of ANY NEW knowledge concerning Pitt athletic department HRMary Poppins lore, exploredJason invents the blowsawWeek 3 college football games, largely unstuck in time, previewed in loving detailFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClureOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

  • SHOW NOTES

    Berkeley leftist Hugh Freeze: too extreme for AmericaWhat's your favorite Notre Dame pants-pooping?Arkansas' thrilling comeback against ArkansasMichigan! Colorado! El Assico! Top-10 teams desperate to lose! And more!Annual refresher on Blood Week rulesSpencer's weekly disgusting 1 a.m. ET concoctionFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Jason's CFB Watch Grid and other stuff available for free at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com
  • Holly has some apologizing to doSpencer crashes the show faster than usualDJ U brings it back (to Clemson)Florida State shines in a double spotlight! Unfortunately, that shine is barfThat time God knew ball through JasonExciting developments on the Podcast Business segmentWeek 2, previewedFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

  • SHOW NOTES

    A sincere and unbridled celebration of Vanderbilt footballChecking in with the Cancun CoolerA stern talking-to for teams that are currently Acting CuteThe emerging medical field of touchdown poisoningDangerously erotic levels of IowaPickle argumentLearn why listeners and all of our therapists are already referring to the final six minutes of tonight's show as "the incident"Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com
  • Spencer isn't the first one to do a terrible British accent this weekDee-yawn?Eat shit, RonSCHEDULE PEEPIN' TIMEWho said it: "In August, every team is September Maryland"This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes HuntOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Jason's book stuff, other stuff, and college football stuff in a free newsletter: https://www.jasonkirk.fyiFind Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.comPurchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

  • JIMBO FISHER BACK?NC STATE EXPANDING MATHEMATICS?BRIAN FERENTZ VINDICATED?KIRK HERBSTREIT WEIGHING IN ON THE COMMERCE CLAUSE?CAN THE MIND CONCEIVE OF "AVERAGE COLORADO?"THE RETURN OF MICHIGAN STATE HITLER????Please let us do a live show in the Pittsburgh AirportThis week's theme song arranged and performed by Shawn PryorFollow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyiFind Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com

  • The Fullcast Lunch-n-Learn returns for our preseaon level-set pivoting circlebackIt's our annual playoff picks episode! If you'd like to skip to the end, you can view the context-free results on InstagramJason takes on Marvel Snap challengers live on air from the commentsA fractious edition of Podcast BusinessRyan beats everyone at his own gameOnly Holly believes in Auburn. You heard itWhat do Michigan State and Argentina have in common?Live reader questions, answered!This week's theme song arranged and performed by Matthew FlovskiA few tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialtoOn sale now: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyiFind Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.ioListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.comPurchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com

  • Cybertrucks, again

    Ryan takes a large and unwarranted swing at the Taz community

    The prospect of a ball-knowing Vice President is considered

    Stay tuned for more content on the Utah Jazz

    Podcast Business fails to launch

    Ball-talking vice presidents throughout history, discussed

    A perilous game of baseball trivia is played

    Which presidential candidate would you trust to make breakfast?

    Please hire Holly to do the glossy profile of Kirby Smart

    Even the celebs are in on Good Vibes Right Now

    Obvious American diplomats: Snoop and Pitbull

    A highly stressful post-realignment round of Where Are They Now

    Our 2024 playoff picks format is announced

    Ryan hasn’t seen Paddington and we all need to join hands and harangue him about it

    Important merch news

    This week's theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock

    Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto


    Also on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983


    Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi


    Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io


    Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com 

    Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com



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  • Ryan tries some ASMR

    The meanest email Holly has ever gotten

    A surprise guest!

    “Have you ever downloaded so much porn that you crippled infrastructure?”

    The crew writes some live women’s restroom horror fanfic

    Everybody wants to be a tuberculosis influencer

    Ask Coach: How do you motivate a two-star player harboring a deadly parasite?

    This week's theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure

    Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto


    Also on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983


    Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi


    Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io


    Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com 

    Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com



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  • Catching up with a couple of our favorite coaches, and also Greg Schiano
    San Marcos legend Alex Kirshner joins the show to know some ball at us
    Rushing to the defense of our beloved Mountain Dew
    A harrowing back-to-school shopping trip
    Spencer pioneers fast fashion
    This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt
    Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto
    Also on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983
    Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi
    Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io
    Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com 
    Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com
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  • Spencer is back, despite his own best efforts, and he brought a number of promising Mongolian business ideas

    Find out which Khan was “the party Khan”

    Examining Ryan’s place on the Snake Kinsey Scale

    Two words: “Mouse arbitrage”

    Rest of the episode is pretty much all basking in the return of the game?

    At the time of taping, the game has been out for about 22 hours, and between the four of us we are averaging four hours of gameplay

    How the game is turning us into cro-mag ball coaches

    Jason leaves Texas in a pine box

    How the game could portend a record-low season of disciplinary issues nationwide

    We’ve all got one complaint about the game so far and we bet you’ve got the same one

    Basking in our place in the game universe

    An extended inadvertent Split Zone Duo ad

    This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt

    Tickets still available for our festival show in Raleigh! More info here: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/41961499/the-sports-podcast-festival-raleigh-the-rialto


    Freshly on sale: tickets for our show at Furnace Fest in Birmingham! https://www.seetickets.us/event/shutdown-fullcast-live/603983


    Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi


    Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io


    Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com 

    Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny preownedairboats.com



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  • Without Spencer we’re apparently powerless to open the show

    What’s a cold seat? Don’t ask us, this was Ryan’s idea

    We put Bill O’Brien through a lot, for some reason

    New fried chicken bet!

    Catching up with Ron Prince

    Which coach could most easily post his way through a 4-8 season?

    Theorizing Ohio State’s worst season ever

    This week's theme song arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock

    Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi


    Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io


    Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com 

    Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com



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  • Ryan issues a surprise correction

    A truck stop etiquette lesson

    Who deserves the distinction of “worst astronaut”?

    Some more about the video game, not a trap this time! Probably!

    Impromptu production meeting for our Raleigh show

    This season's newest roadside fireworks stand offerings, reviewed

    This week's theme song arranged and performed by Matthew Klovski

    Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi


    Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io


    Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com 

    Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com



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  • Don't worry! This isn't entirely a college baseball episode!

    Mostly, it's a pro hockey episode

    One host is out, two others are sick, and everybody has a Good Sports Hangover

    Holly has some FATHERS & SONS feelings to work through re: the College World Series, and that's going about as well as you'd expect

    Celebrating Ft. Lauderdale as Hockeytown, USA

    Disturbing new allegations come to light regarding a MacGuffin known only as "the Jason robot"

    Stanley Cup trivia ruined by Jimmy Fallon

    A visit with Arthur Blank's actual falcon

    Surber delivers an assortment of wipes-based confessions

    This week's theme song arranged and performed by Shawn Pryor

    Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi


    Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io


    Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com 

    Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com



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  • Meet French Randy!

    You at home may never know true happiness for yourselves, but you can get pretty close by listening to the crew’s reaction to seeing Batman ice cream bars for the first time

    Semi-factual attempt at a French political interlude

    Will inevitably become known as “the sherbert episode” for reasons that will repeatedly be made clear

    This week's theme song arranged and performed by Trey McClure

    Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi


    Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io


    Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com 

    Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com



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  • A musical trip down memory lane about the time the show reached the end of the Internet

     NEW LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT 

    The crew runs up against a rare real-life First Comic Book encounter

    How to fashion a murder weapon out of a peewee soccer uniform

    Holly meets a cell phone scammer while taping the show

    Find out why this episode was almost called “I want pictures of Spider-Man’s pussy”

    This episode Not sponsored by ReptiCon, coming soon to cities where we don’t live

    All of that takes a solid hour and disguises the fact that this is our Caitlin Clark episode. Caught ya!

    Jason poisons his own search algorithm to introduce us to a new conspiracy theory

    This week's theme song arranged and performed by Anjuli Shah

    Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi


    Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare

    Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure, and check out his new project at assigned.substack.com 

    Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com



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  • Welcome to Buford Palms High School! You read that right: We imprisoned Matt Brown of Extra Points for nearly two goddang hours and talked about CERTAIN video game matters NEAR AND DEAR TO THE HEARTS OF OUR HOSTS AND AUDIENCE pretty much the entire time

    Learn why Matt's wife says he has "Nick Jr. energy"

    Holly shares her personal struggles with one particular aspect of the game

    Spencer and Jason discuss their experiences with roster building

    Taking the opportunity of having our favorite Brazilian blogger in the building to check in on our boy Bolsonaro's latest hospitalization

    What age is appropriate for introducing one's children to THE GAME?

    How to activate Alito Mode™ in College Station

    This week's theme song arranged and performed by Wes Hunt

    Follow Jason's work and upcoming book-related appearances on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi


    Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare

    Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed

    Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear and keep up with our live show schedule at sunny preownedairboats.com



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  • LIVE FROM INDY 

    Featuring guest star and car baron Alanis King 

    We review important facts about Indianapolis, aka the City of LIghts 

    Tercel: Actually a good name, once you say it out loud 

    A LONG LIST OF YOUR BEST AUTOMOTIVE DISASTERS 

    The crowd takes on Spencer in trivia with questions Ryan wrote, wonder how that's gonna go 


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