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The boys re-cap the Anthony Weaver news before diving deep into the shit-tastic topic of Special Teams. Danny Crossman remains the ST Coach, but should he? Our punter was awful, the kicker made us have diarrhea and the coverage teams were absolutely awful.
But Braxton Berrios was pretty good...too bad he is leaving.
In other words, Miami has a lot of work to do to make this black hole of a unit into a shing beacon of hope and light. Sam and Chris discuss and try to sort it all out on this very sticky episode of Perfectville.
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The Miami Dolphins 2023 season is over. A promising start fizzled into a familiar end as the team limped into the playoffs and lost in the Wild Card round...again.
Sam and Chris begin the painful process of de-constructing the 2023 team. First up? The defense. Vic Fangio has departed as the Defensive Coordinator and a successor has yet to be named. Various players are happy he is gone, while others may have been the source of Vic's frustration. Either way, the team has a lot of questions and very few answers in the early part of their offseason. Who will return? Who should move on? And how does Miami re-tool a defense that seemed to work...but begrudgingly so?
De-Constructing The 2023 Miami Dolphins has begun.
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Well...Miami made the playoffs. And for all of that hard work they get to travel to Kansas City in sub-zero temperatures with battered and bruised players.
Yay?
Can Miami overcome? Will they turn their adversity into opportunity? OR will Tyreek's revenge game be nothing more than another blip on the radar for a Dolphins team that is fading fast?
The boys discuss, dissect and predict the outcome of Miami's coldest game ever played.
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It's Week 18 and The Miami Dolphins are headed to the playoffs. So why does it feel..bad? Well, maybe because they STILL haven't clinched the AFC East and they STILL find themselves with a ton of injuries and...oh yeah...WE STILL HATE THE BUFFALO BILLS!
The Dolphins can clinch the division, provided they can beat Josh Allen and The Buffalo Bills on Sunday Night Football. Both of those things individually, have not been successful for Miami. So combining them sounds like the scariest thing ever.
Can The boys get it done and start the New Year off with something to celebrate? OR will they break their resolutions and show themselves to be the Same Old Dolphins?
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The Dolphins answered a lot of questions and changed a ton of narrtives with their win against Dallas on Christmas Eve. Yet, more quesitons remain. Can they do it on the road? Can they slow down or stop the leagye fvorite for MVP, Lamar Jackson? Or will Baltimore resolve to bet another good team on their schedule and ruin the last day of the year in the Town of Perfectville?
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Samta is here! And so is Christopher Cringle! And they are reading your letters and answering your questions on this very special edition of Perfectville.
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SO the last game sucked, right? Miami squanders a 14 point lead with three minutes to go and somehow LOSES to the hapless Tennessee Titans on Monday Night. They also lose hold of the top seed in the AFC and lost a potential three game lead on The Buffalo Bills for the AFC East, with four games to go. Plenty of things went wrong for Miami in their last game.
Which is why they really need to rally around themselves and right the ship this week, against the stupid New York Jets. Can Miami shake it off? Or has the annual December Swoon already begun, with no chance of reversing it?
Sm and Chris take look at the game that was, the game coming up, and what Miami needs to do to be successful against Zach Wilson and the no good, stinking, dirty Jets.
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Sam and Chris HATE The Washington Commanders! We hate teir new name, we hate their coaches and we definiately hate their underrated offense. Can Miami overcome all of this hatred to their ninth victory? Or will Sam Howell and company shock the world?
Plus, the boys discussthe latest episode of Hard Knocks, Mike McDaniel's "quirkiness" and more
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It's Jets week! And we HATE The Jets. From Joe Namath to Jumbo Elliott and now even Tim F'N Boyle...we loathe everything associated with the Jets! We will hate them even more if they somehow pull off a miracle and beat the first place Dolphins on Black Frday. Sam and Chris get you ready for the post-Thanksgiving festivities with this week 12 preview.
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It's the most wonderful time of year! Happy Hatesgiving everyone! The parade is back and Sam and Chris hate EVERYTHING
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Miami flies to Germany to see if playing winning teams in another country can help them break their curse against winning NFL teams. But while Miami is away, it will still bea bit of a homecoming game for Tyreek Hill as he faces his former team and continues his quest to be the first WideReceiver in league history to eclipse 2,000 receiving yards in a season. Can The Cheetah continue his dominance? Or will the narrative about Mike McDaniel, Tua and the rest of the Dolphins grow louder?
Sam and Chris tell you all about it, as well as some good ol' fashioned hatred of the Kansas City Chiefs. Plus...we may get a little bit ridiculous...maybe.
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A 5-1 record with an Alabama quarterback, two star receivers, a taeltned running back room and a strong defensive line.
Now guess which team I am talking about because this could describe both The Miami Dolphins OR The Philadelphia Eagles. A Superbowl caliber matchup is about to go down on Sunday Night Football on NBC and Sam and Chris are here for it.
So naturally...we hate The Eagles and will tell you all about it on this game preview episode.
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Miami heads back home to take on the winless Carolia Panthers. Injuries are starting to pile up for the first place Dolphins, but Sam and Chris tell you why you need not worry this week.
Plus, the OFFICIAL Bingo Drinking Game for Week Six is revealed, as well as our score predictions.
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Well week four sucked. Thankfully that is behind us and weke five is here. Which means The New York Giants are here and we HATE The New York Giants. Sam andcChris preview this weke's matchup and whether or not this is a "get right" game for Miami.
Plus, The official Bingo Card Drinking Game is here!
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Sam and Chris HATE The Buffalo Bills. They hate them SO much! And will tell you all about it in this episode as they preview the epic matchup between two long time rivals, The Miami Dolphins and The Buffalo Bills.
Plus, the return of Elite Tweet - Delete Tweet is here! Some people tweeted out some incredible stuff this week, and others...well...probably shouldn't have tweeted anything. Sam and Chris review the week that was, on everyone's favorite social media platform.
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We hate The Broncos! But we love our Dolphins! Sam and Chris preview this AFC matchup and predict who walks out victorious.
Plus...the Broncos-Dolphins DRINKING GAME!
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Sam hops on to share his thoughts on Miami's solid victory against The Patriots in New England. What worked? What didn't and is Bill Belichick even a good coach anymore?
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Sam and Chris sit down to review Week One of the season for The Miami Dolphins. The team heads to Los Angeles to face the Chargers and we hate it. We hate the city, we hate the team and we certianly hate the mascot and everything else pertaining to The Chargers.
Nonetheless, the boys predict who will score the first touchdown for Miami, who will get the first turnover and the final score of the game.
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The Dolphins trimmed their roster down to 53 players this week. Then used roster gymnastics to bring a few guys back, stash a couple away on IR and get themselves ready for weke one against The Chargers. Sam breaks down the numbers and players at each position group and gives you his thoughts on where the strengths, and weaknesses are.
One of the players NOT on the 53 man roster is Jonathan Taylor. He remains with The Colts and is on the PUP list to start the season. Sam goes in on Jim Irsay and his hypocritical stance about running backs and how drunk must he have been to ask for the players he asked for in return?!?!
Plus, The G.O.A.T. calls Dan Marino the B.O.A.T. and Sam couldn't be happier to see two old dudes mock, trash and ignore Tom Brady.
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Chris makes his triumphant return to the United States and the Town of Perfectville, while Sam discusses the perils of his own flights. The boys also go through The Dolphins roster and pinpoint their areas of concern, preview the first preseason game against The Falcons and tell a few jokes along the way.
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