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  • This week Maddie and Chloe find themselves on two different coasts, but that won't stop these bloodhounds from putting their noses where they don't belong. Follow along as our two little improvisers say "yes, and" and apply the Nose Candy perfume rating system to a suite of completely random household objects! Whether you like huffing paint, smelling pens or sniffing glue, this noxious little ep will leave you short of breath and high on life! 


    (Reminder: Maddie and Chloe are NOT role models. Please do not try this at home)


    Fragrances(?) Discussed:


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    Serge Lutens Nuit de Cellophane 

    Comme Des Garçons 2011 EDP

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    Okay you little spendthrifts: think you can sniff out a drugstore cheapie from a top shelf nichie? For this bonus episode Chloe puts Maddie to the test, asking her to guess the price range for a selection of secret frags. Listen in as they discuss the value of a bitchy little violet, a Garnier standby, and a floral frag that smells like nothing. Whether you're a penny-pincher or a frivolous franny this is one budget bonus ep you will not want to miss!


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  • Put your deuces up and get ready to spice up your life because this week your favorite gender separatists are subverting the dominant paradigm to talk about must-have girl power scents. Listen in as Maddie and Chloe tie on their pink pussy hats to sniff a hyper-femme floriental, a lesbian-coded powder puss frag, and a perfume that smells like a porno. These two are closing their legs (finally) and widening the gender gap just in time for a no-boys-allowed episode you will not want to miss!  


    Fragrances Discussed:


    Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche

    Delina by Parfums de Marley

    Comme Des Garçons Original

    Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange 

    M/Mink by Byredo

    Sticky Fingers by Francesca Bianchi

    Akro Ink

    Coven by Andrea Maack

    Gothic I Loree Rodkin

    Tempo by Diptyque

    Angel by Mugler

    Ma Bête by Eris

    Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

    Delta of venus by Eris

    Joy by Jean Patou



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  • This week the Nose Candy gals are joined by White Smellephant collaborator and bestie Abdi Taslimi to talk about the smell of sweat, the perfume of pussy juice, the bouquet of blood, and the stink of shit. The genius artist working in perfume sat down with Maddie and Chloe to Let The Bodies Hit The Floor, sharing their favorite scents that recall the beautiful rainbow of human secretions. Whether you're looking to smell like a barnyard, a bellybutton, baby batter, bile, or simply a butthole, this is one damp, humid, dripping, viscous episode you will not want to miss!


    Want even more of the stylish, smart, and sexy Abdi Taslimi? Run and follow him on insta at @marzipanworld. Abdi is also on the hunt for Akigalawood, a synthetic molecule fractionated from patchouli oil. Know how he could get some? Shoot him a DM!


    Fragrances Discussed:


    Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche

    Le Labo Rose 31

    Mardi Gras by Olympic Orchids

    Wavechild by Room 1015

    Celeste by Giardini di Toscana 

    4711 Eau de Cologne

    Eau d'Hermes

    Diorama by Dior

    Diorella by Dior

    Diorissimo by Dior

    Rochas Femme

    Frederic Malle le Parfum de Therese

    Terre d'Hermes

    Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

    L'Autre by Diptyque

    Tom Ford Oud Wood

    Cherry Punk by Room 1015

    La Tsarine by Senyoko


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  • Do you smell like an asset or a liability? This week Maddie and Chloe are diversifying their portfolios, consolidating their debts, and leveraging their Guru with Broke Bitch Juice just in time for a very special solo ep about the scent of money. Follow these two from the dregs of Duane Reade, to the annals of Amazon, to the shiny floor of the department store for insider tips on how to best allocate your fragrance funds. Whether you're ready to blow the wad on the smell of laundry with skid marks, or looking to save your shekels for a perfume named after nothing, this is a blue chip episode with a very high rate of annual return.


    Fragrances discussed:


    Accident à la Vanille- Crème de la Berry by Jousset

    Angel by Mugler

    Gap Dream

    Victoria Secret Love Spell

    Celine Black Tie

    La Danza delle Libellule by Nobile 1942

    Delina by Parfums de Marly

    Narcotic v by Nasomatto

    Halston

    Choco Musk by Al-Rehab

    Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange

    Sticky Fingers by Francesca Bianchi

    Mardi Gras by Olympic Orchids

    Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

    Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker


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  • Grab your beaker and tare your scale because the Nose Candy ladies are back in the lab to talk about the science of scent. This week Maddie and Chloe are joined by genius artist and aroma chemist Sean Raspet to discuss the process of creating a scent on the molecular level, and to sniff through some of Sean's unreleased fragrance molecules. That means they're talking about everything from the scent of seafaring melon, to floral formaldehyde, to eau de air conditioning. Whether you want to smell like ethical manufacturing practices, a "mystery" Starburst flavor or the scent of betrayal, this is one atomic episode you will not want to miss!   


    Want even more Sean Raspet? Visit patina.earth to learn more about his work in new fragrance molecule design, follow him at @patina.earth and @seanraspet and email him at [email protected]!


    Fragrances discussed:


    Ganymede by by Marc-Antoine Barrois

    Chanel #5

    Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

    Angel by Mugler

    Loverdose by Diesel

    Philosykos by Diptyque

    Santal 33 by Le Labo

    Carnal Flower by Frederic Malle

    Rose Tonnerre by Frederic Malle


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  • Ever wonder the perfumes beautiful brunette women wear when they want to freak it? This week the Nose Candy gals are dressed to the nines and sharing the Freakum Frags they pull out when they want to show out. Whether you're back on the dating circuit, baring it all on stage, or just want to feel you puss deep down in your soul, your girls are sharing the scents they wear when the clock strikes freak o'clock. Follow along as Maddie buys a fvck-me frock in Freakonos and gets Naked and Afraid in Griffith Park while Chloe preps for her show at Zebulon (August 14th!) and serves cvnt in a purple pussy perfume. Get ready to dress up, bless up, and remember: When in doubt Freakum out!


    Fragrances discussed:


    Rien by Etat Libre d'Orange

    Comme des Garçons by Comme des Garçons

    Celine Black Tie

    Mancera Tonka Cola

    Angel Nova by Mugler

    Gorseland by Jorum Studio

    Akro Smoke

    Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

    Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

    Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

    NOP Perfume by UFO Parfums x Dirt x Are.na

    Attaquer le Soliel by Etat Libre d'Orange

    Encre Noire by Lalique

    Ecrin de Fumee by Serge Lutens

    Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille

    Celine Bois Dormant

    Chance by Chanel

    Mademoiselle by Chanel

    Gabrielle by Chanel

    Violetta di Bosco by Profumi di Firenze

    Pink Bedroom Oil by Marissa Zappas

    Celeste by Giardini di Toscana

    Guerlain Insolence


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  • While the rest of you have been celebrating brat summer, Team Nose Candy has taken BRAT diet summer international. That means bananas, rice, applesauce, and toast for your gals, who are not only snatched to the gods but suffering from extreme digestive distress! When better than dealing with diverticulitis to discuss the palliative perfumes that soothe the soul (and the GI tract)? Are you on the hunt for a changing table frag? What about a key lime pie scent? Care for a synagogue cookie? Whether you've been gorging on gluten, have invited coronavirus back into your life, or are coming down from a Txakolina-fueled bender, this antibiotic episode is a warm dose of Mylanta for the SIBO soul!


    Fragrances discussed:


    Comme des Garçons Marseille

    NOP Perfume by UFO Parfums x Dirt x Are.na

    Fracas by Piguet

    Celine Black Tie

    Totally White by Parle-Moi de Parfum

    J'Adore Dior

    Serge Lutens Nuit de Cellophane

    Serge Lutens Ecrin de Fumée

    Serge Lutens Jeux de Peau

    Serge Lutens l'Orpheline

    Serge Lutens Chergui 

    Serge Lutens Ambre Sultan

    Comme Des Garçons by Comme Des Garçons

    Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange

    Akro Ink

    Oui Plus by Kyse

    Theodoros Kalotinis Lemon Tart

    Theodoros Kalotinis Coffee Addict

    Michael Jordan Legend

    Theodoros Kalotinis Cherry Powder


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  • Slip into your bunad and prepare to bask in the midnight sun because this week the Nose Candy gals are talking to artist, writer, musician, and iconically Nordic nose Jenny Hval! Listen in as these three discuss the scents of Scandinavia, from cardamom buns to fig fibs to a brand new Swedish fashion frag. Want a perfume that smells like fresh dry cleaning? What about a spritz of cheesy popcorn? Scented rice sound nice? Seize the day, overspray, and anchors away because not even a fjord could separate these three from their frags.


    Want even more of the genius and endlessly creative Jenny Hval? Run and buy all her albums (the Nose Candy gals are superfans) as well as her books "Paradise Rot: A Novel," "Girls Against God," and "Inn i ansiktet" (for our Norweigan divas), go experience her sound installation "Join the Sound" with Lost Girls at the Munch Museum in Oslo through August 25th, and follow her on instagram at @jennyhval.


    Fragrances discussed:


    Baccarat Rouge 540

    Acne Studios par Frederic Malle

    Ghost in the Shell Etat Libre D’Orange

    Delina by Parfums de Marley

    Hummingbird by Zoologist

    Kerosene Followed

    Kerosene Black Vines

    Chanel #5 Eau de Cologne

    Loverdose by Diesel

    Angel by Mugler

    Glossier You

    Hulda by Kalit

    Zoologist Cow

    Madagascan Jasmine by Grandiflora

    Andrea Maack Coven

    Andrea Maack Jest

    Serge Lutens Chypre Rouge

    Old Spice

    Hexensalbe by Stora Skuggan

    Thumbsucker by Stora Skuggan

    Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D’Orange

    Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

    Kyoto by Comme des Garçons

    Avignon by Comme des Garçons

    Jaisalmer by Comme des Garçons

    Ouarzazate by Comme des Garçons

    Zagorsk by Comme des Garçons


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  • Queue up Aerosmith, slather on some calamine lotion and charge your quartz crystals because it's Pink Friday at Nose Candy HQ. This week Maddie and Chloe are joined by perfumer Marissa Zappas to discuss the character of coral,  the funk of fuschia, and the brilliance of blush to finally get to the bottom of what makes a perfume smell pink. Follow along as they sniff through Myspace scents, gas station frags and paint thinner perfumes to pinpoint the pink prototype. Whether you want to smell like bubblegum, Leighton Mesiter, Mattel, or the Scottish Highlands, this is one plastic and fantastic episode you will not want to miss!


    Want even more from Perfumer Marissa Zappas? Go run to marissazappas.com to check out her gorgeous rebrand and purchase her frags, follow her on insta @marissazappas, go to her July 13 meet and greet at Stéle in NYC, and watch her interview with bestie of the pod Steve Gontarski on Luckyscent's Instagram!


    Fragrances discussed:


    Annabel’s Birthday Cake by Marissa Zappas

    Pink bedroom Oil by Marissa Zappas

    Lilac Dream by Marissa Zappas

    Tragedy Oil by Marissa Zappas

    Mugler Alien

    Violetta di Bosco by Profumi di Firenze

    Shocking de Schiaparelli

    Sleepingde Schiaparelli

    Gumamina Odette

    Vaniglia del Madagascar by Profumi di Firenze

    Angel by Mugler

    Shalimar by Guerlain

    Juice Bar Cotton Candy Body Spray

    Pink Sugar by Aquolina 

    Yves Saint Laurent Baby Doll

    Kerosene Black Vines

    Calvin Klein Escape 

    Holy Hell by Universal Flowering 

    L'Attesa by Masque Milano

    Byredo Pulp

    Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani

    Hot Milk by Hilde Soliani

    l'Heure Verte By Kilian

    Pony Boy by Jorum Studio 

    Healing Berry by Jorum Studio

    Gorseland by Jorum Studio 

    Kenzo Jungle 


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  • Ever wonder how the hell a perfume is conceived of, composed, and created? This week the Nose Candy gals are offering a peek behind the scented curtain courtesy of DJ, writer, and genius perfumer Maxwell Williams! The creator of UFO Parfums joins team Nose Candy to chat about everything from Santorum scents to bug juice perfume to stage crew frags to fork and knife gourmands. These three marketing matchmakers are putting their heads together to answer the tough questions, namely: was Louis XIV the original gender warrior? How painful is butthole electrolysis? Are rim jobs gender agnostic? Is The Rectum a Grave? Whether you're a straight guy that douches or a gay guy that doesn't, this episode is one hot milk injection you will not want to miss!


    Want even more from LA niche perfume OG Maxwell Williams? Follow @ufoparfums on IG, twitter and tiktok, catch their scent installation at FWB Festival in August, go run and see their two-person exhibition with Sean Raspet at Olfactory Art Keller in NYC in November, and keep your eyes peeled for two new UFO Parfums frags coming out in Fall. We smelled them (jealous?) and they go CRAZY.


    Fragrances Discussed: 


    Tiermarq x UFO Parfums 'Love Potion No. 3'

    Byredo Pulp

    Eau d'Hermes

    Tyrannosaurus Rex by Zoologist

    Orange Kush by 19-69 x Palm Angels

    Female Christ by 19-69

    Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker

    Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids

    NOP Perfume by UFO Parfums x Dirt x Are.na

    Etat Libre D'Orange Rien

    Hot Milk by Hilde Soliani

    Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani


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  • This week ladies are spray-tanned, guru-canned and taking the stand (with perfume on hand) to select the Scent of the Summer. The gals showed up to Nose Candy HQ in matching gay guy uniforms with only one thing on the brain: beach season! That means nonbinary frags, a Blue Crush perfume, and a sunscreen standby with notes of, you guessed it, bug spray. Grab your towel and slip into your slides because this is one wet and wild ep that you won't want to miss!


    Fragrances Discussed:


    Tropical Punch by Escada

    Solinotes Grenade

    Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange

    Calvin Klein Escape

    Theodoros Kalotinis lemon tart

    CK One

    Michael Jordan Legend

    Wave Child by Room 1015

    Kenzo Jungle

    Aromatics Elixir by Clinique

    Oui Plus by Kyse

    Invasion Barbare by MDCI

    Vacation Perfume

    Vanille Banane by Comptoir Sud Pacifique

    Vanille Extreme by Comptoir Sud Pacifique

    Vanille Coco by Comptoir Sud Pacifique


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  • This week the Nose Candy ladies have been practicing gratitude and baditude just in time for a perfume manifestation solo episode. Listen in as Maddie and Chloe tune into the harmony of the universe to discuss the scents they spray when they're calling in the law of attraction. From sex magick to welfare checks to poop perfume to an entire global panini, these two magnetic main characters are casting their lists and raising their frequency for an frag-filled episode that's high vibe and highly inappropriate.


    Fragrances Discussed:


    Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker @houseofsarahbaker

    Tropic of Capricorn by Olympic Orchids @olympic_orchids_perfume

    Encelade by Marc-Antoine Barrois @marcantoinebarrois

    B683 by Marc-Antoine Barrois

    Dior Sauvage @dior

    Gateau Blackout by DS and Durga @dsanddurga

    Peanut by DS and Durga

    Issey Miyake pour homme @isseymiyakeparfums

    Marc Jacobs Man @marcjacobsfragrances

    Thé Noir by le Labo @lelabofragrances


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  • This week the girls are gestating, celebrating, and puke-baiting with a very special episode about the perfumes they're selecting when they're Expecting. Who better to discuss the scent of pregnancy than writer, trend forecaster, and glamorously pregnant diva Emily Segal! The Nose Candy gals sat down with the author of Mercury Retrograde (Deluge, 2020) to talk about digital coffee, Baggu barf and the correct pronunciation of the word "midwifery." From Bisquick and orange juice, to expired Flintstones vitamins, to Robitussin scents and parmesan perfumes these three are celebrating the gift of life with the gift of gab for an engorged and gorgeous episode you will not want to miss!  


    Want more Emily Segal? Follow her insta @nemesis_emily, twitter @khole_emily, and subtack Nemesis Memos. Go read Mercury Retrograde and stay tuned for Emily's upcoming novel Burn Alpha. While you're waiting, run to Deluge Books and buy every single title on offer! 


    Fragrances Discussed:


    d'Annam Vietnamese coffee 


    SM Café by Strangers Parfumerie 


    Bath and Body Works Pink Lavender and Espresso candle 


    Coffee Addict by Theodoros Kalotinis


    Lemon Tart by Theodoros Kalotinis


    Diptyque Philosykos


    Bake by Akro 


    Comme Des Garçons Incense Kyoto 


    Berlin im Winter by Baruti 


    Lust in Paradise Ex Nihilo


    Ganymede by Marc-Antoine Barrois


    Caramel Oud by Theodoros Kalotinis


    Born to Stand Out Indecent Cherry 


    Lost Cherry by Tom ford 


    Comme des Garçons Monocle 02 Laurel 


    Comme des Garçons Monocle One Hinoki


    Comme des Garçons Monocle 03 Sugi 


    Zoologist Rabbit 


    Montale Chocolate Greedy 


    Montale Arabian Tonka 


    Mitsouko by Guerlain


    Hilde Soliani Crema di Latte


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  • Pop a microdose, pull a tarot card and crack a Kin because this week the Nose Candy gals are joined by artist and Institute for Art and Olfaction founder Saskia Wilson-Brown to talk about the smell of their all-time favorite city: Los Angeles. Join these three ladies for a slow ride down LA's surface streets where they explore moldy swimsuit musk, eau de art deco, and botox base notes. Want to smell like the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland? What about the Hollywood Farmers Market? Gloria Swanson's snail trail? These three are saying it, spraying it, and LA-ing it for a star-studded episode you will not want to miss!


    Want more from LA perfume icon Saskia Wilson-Brown? Visit her website saskiawilsonbrown.com and run to artandolfaction.com to learn more about the Institute for Art and Olfaction and sign up for a perfume class on zoom or IRL. Follow the IAO on Instagram at @artandolfaction.


    Fragrances Discussed:


    Steamed Rainbow by DS and Durga

    Relique d'Amour by Oriza Legrand

    Jasmin Antique by Rogue Perfumery

    Bruno Acampora Musc

    Marissa Zappas Tragedy Oil

    Fracas by Robert Piguet

    Bandit by Robert Piguet

    Duro by Nasomatto

    Fantomas by Nasomatto

    Fundamental by Rubini 


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  • Rosin your bows and tune your harps because this week the Nose Candy ladies are talking about perfumes that smell how music sounds. Your favorite synesthetes took a short break from party rocking to discuss barefoot 70s surfer frags, Southern Comfort scents and barnyard banjo perfumes. What to smell like one of Aesop's fables? What about a freak folk guitar solo? LSD perfume anyone? All that PLUS the ladies host another white smellephant, Maddie makes an epic NIN mix and Chloe's life is changed by Joanna Newsom live in concert (twice!).


    Fragrances discussed:


    Lira by Xerjoff-Casamorati 

    Paloma Picasso by Paloma Picasso

    Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange

    Versace Red Jeans 

    Child Perfume by Susan D. Owens

    Marc Jacobs Women 

    Fracas by Robert Piguet

    Corpus Equus by Naomi Goodsir

    Do Son by Diptyque 

    Ambilux by Marlou

    Corpalium by Marlou

    Poudrextase by Marlou

    Carnicure by Marlou

    Baque by Slumberhouse

    Kiste by Slumberhouse 

    Black Afgano by Nasomatto

    Fantomas by Nasomatto

    Xinu Ummo 

    Xinu Oronardo

    Jasmine Antique by Rogue Perfumes

    Madagascan Jasmine by Grandiflora



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  • Pull out your thesaurus and moisten your quill because this week Maddie and Chloe are joined by former New York Times perfume critic Chandler Burr to discuss the language of scent. The author sat down with the Nose Candy gals to talk about (how to talk about) everything from synthetic molecules to Joan Didion to Abstract Expressionism to Yankee Candles. Looking for a perfume that smells like a David Hockney painting? What about a Laura Ashley duvet cover? Razorblade rose petals? Grab your scented notebooks fragheads because this is a lesson in perfume rhetoric with one of the best to ever do it!


    Want more from the writer of the New Yorker's definitive piece on scent Chandler Burr? Go run and buy "The Perfect Scent," "The Emperor of Scent" (about Luca Turin), and his novel "You or Someone Like You." Also! Get thee to Youtube to watch the 2011 BBC documentary "Perfume" which offers a window into Chandler's former life as a perfume critic in New York and constitutes one of Maddie's all time favorite films.


    Fragrances discussed:


    Chanel #5

    Vietnamese Coffee by d'Annam

    Miss Dior by Christian Dior

    Diorama by Christian Dior

    Diorella by by Christian Dior

    Kenzo Jungle

    Alien by Mugler

    Flower Bomb by Viktor & Rolf

    Calvin Klein Euphoria

    Dior Pure Poison

    CK One

    D&G Light Blue

    Kitten Fur by Demeter

    Jovoy Psychedelique

    Kenzo Flower

    Portrait of a Lady by Frederic Malle

    Gucci Rush

    Eau de Protection by Etat Libre d'Orange

    You or Someone Like you Etat Libre d'Orange


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  • This week the Nose Candy gals are giving you a sniff behind the scented curtain to see what happens when three divas stop being polite and start getting real. This is the Nose Candy E! True Hollywood Story and who better to join Maddie and Chloe for this heart wrenching docu-drama than podcaster, writer, cultural historian and all around glamour puss Tierney Finster?! The three ladies sat down to discuss the perfumes that scented the motion picture soundtracks of their lives which means bisexual smells, hoochie perfumes, and performance artist frags. Want to smell like Samantha's beach house in the Sex and the City movie? What about Jennifer Aniston's shabby chic slipcover? Is your sig scent more haunted doll house or Bruce Webber centerfold? Whether you're ordering Pink Dot on your parent's credit card, playing doctor at all girls summer camp, or huffing vanilla bug spray, remember: there are true sides to every story.


    Want even more of the gorgeous and talented Tierney Finster? Follow her on IG at @tstar7, and subscribe to her substack and podcast, both conveniently named Tierney Talks. Did Tierney's description of niche perfume brand Velvet Vortex pique your interest? Use discount code Tierney20 for 20 percent off at http://velvetvortexperfume.com!


    Fragrances Discussed:


    Fracas by Robert Piguet

    Byredo Blanche

    Byredo Mojave Ghost

    Le Labo Santal 33

    Byredo Gypsy Water

    CK One by Calvin Klein

    Paco Rabanne Lady Million

    Alien by Mugler

    Black Orchid by Tom Ford

    Marc Jacobs for Women

    Michael Kors Michael for Women

    Betsey Johnson by Betsey Johnson

    Lush Lord of Misrule

    Velvet Vortex Perfume


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  • Calling all Jersey Girls! This week the Nose Candy ladies are joined by actor, writer, filmmaker and New Jersey expert, River Gallo! Listen in as these three discuss the scents of the Garden State, from the smell of rose gold, to chlorine skin, to the hooters breakroom and the Marshalls checkout line. Want to smell like an engaged nurse practitioner? What about a blend of Alizé and St Ives apricot scrub? A Manhattan publisher who moves to Montclair? Stay tuned goomahs, this is one ep you will not want to fuggetabout!


    Want even more from the gifted and glamorous River Gallo? Follow on ig @rivergallo and stay tuned for the release of PONYBOI, coming soon!


    Fragrances Discussed:


    Calvin Klein Eternity

    Burberry Brit

    Versace Blue Jeans

    Versace Red Jeans

    Diesel Green

    Diesel Loverdose

    Mugler Angel

    YSL Black Opium

    YSL Opium

    Bal d'Afrique by Byredo

    J’Adore Dior

    Victoria Secret Love Spell

    Poême by Lancôme


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  • Turn on your lava lamp and queue up Ben Harper because this week the ladies are celebrating the High Holidays. That's right, it's a 420-themed episode coming at you a week late and a dime bag short. Light up with your gals as they discuss their favorite cannabis scents, from the smell of yesterday's outfit to a patchouli contact high to a schwag frag and a pimento perfume. Chloe shares how she got scared straight, Maddie packs a bowl and an attaché case for a meth lab business trip, and both divas walk away smelling like desperation weed and bong water. Spark your interest? This is one high potency ep you will not want to miss!


    Fragrances Discussed:


    Moves by Adidas

    Boy Smells Italian Kush candle

    Boy Smells Cashmere Kush

    Cologne No. 2 by Alguien

    Basilico & Fellini by Vilhelm Parfumerie

    You or Someone Like You by Etat Libre D'Orange

    Mixed Emotion Byredo

    Paradisi by Jorum Studio

    Chevalier Vert by Olympic Orchids

    Another 13 by Le Labo

    Peau by Arquiste

    Abd El Kader candle by Trudon

    Mary Jane by Born to Stand Out

    Relique d'Amour

    Naomi Goodsir bois d'Ascese

    Indecent Cherry by Born to Stand Out

    Oui Plus by Kyse

    secretions magnifiques

    Ajwad by Lattafa

    A.N. Other OR/ 2018

    Noto perfume oil 

    Sweet Leaf Room 1015


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