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Gay Matts and Gennifer Zs, put your flower crowns on ‘cause we’re giving it up for a capital A Actress this week! Our Miss Thing is a future six-time Oscar nominee and two-time winner, the definition of a movie star, a stand out in everything she’s in, and our favorite short person with a big face — FLORENCE PUGH! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time a septum piercing left him with life-altering side effects while Tim remembers the time he went on a hike in Patagonia and Midsommar’d his way into being a girl’s plus one to Penguin Island. The boys also discuss pop stars going from park to park, birds entering the diva palace, gay men being afraid of “Little Women”, and the New Jersey Triangle. They then break down what the gayest and straightest holidays are, sing the essential new song: “Bitch, What the F**k?”, and start their papal campaign for Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle. So Gennifertias, grab your razors and prepare for an episode so good it’ll make you want to shave your head and maybe even write the next hit pope movie. But remember, jealousy is a disease. Oh, and of course, happy belated National Paul Jolley Day! BONK!
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Hi LGBTuncles! The 50th celebration continues with VERY special guest, dear sister of the pod and the creative genius responsible for our cover art, Claude Zeins! For this jammed packed Part Two of MT50, we honor our second man ever! Our Miss Thing this week is the epitome of star quality, a four quadrant star, the guy everyone’s dad loves, the definition of confidence is sexy, diva extraordinaire and 100 percent man -- PEDRO PASCAL! In this ep, Claude reminisces on the day his career ended during his winter chorus concert; Greg remembers the rumors about his sexuality that led to him going on a second world coming out tour; and Tim looks back on the time the New York Times did an exposé on him. The boys also talk Squid Game themed parties, F*gg*t Uncles, Ding Dongs, Leela Dernam (Lena Dunham), Rug cleaning videos on TikTok, Titanic, Katy Perry’s set list announcement, Revolutionary Road, and Skibidi toilets. They also ponder life’s biggest Qs such as, “Is there a better HBO show in the last decade than Girls?”, “Would you rather be a Guncle, a Funcle or a Queerdo?” and “What are some creative ways you could tell someone you’re gay?” So Gennifertias, yank up your whale tails, pull out your squeegees, and get ready to go on a ride that will leave you feeling like you went down to the ocean floor and then shot out into space with Gayle King. Oh, and never forget — hands off, we’re taken! BONK!!
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Gennifer Zs, Inertias, and Gennifertias, throw on your finest gowns and whip out your best mix and matched champagne flutes ‘cause it’s our 50th ep! Yes, that’s right, the pod has officially had as many episodes as SNL (don’t fact check us)! In this special edition of the pod, the boys discuss some of their favorite stories the other one has told over the past 50 weeks, give it up for a few Diva Risings, give a status update on their butts, and check in with various Miss Things from throughout the year to see where they are now. Other topics of discussion include: Ben Affleck’s hog, Shen Yun’s cult, Selena Gomez’s tub of cheese, the Nomadland x Buffy reboot hybrid, Lisa Kudrow’s restraining order, Stevie Nicks’ “Yes Day”, and Lana Del Rey’s new diuretic album. The guys also play the new game sure to sweep the internet, “Gay Name or Straight Name.” So Trepidatias, what are you waiting for? Go ahead and click on the episode before you miss the fourth wave completely and cause J.Lo to lose her Oscar. Oh, and perverts… just don’t go there. BONK!!
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Gennifer Zs, Drop what you’re doing immediately because we’re falling all over ourselves for this breakout actress and Taurus queen! She’s a scene stealer who stole our hearts in The White Lotus season two, was the best part of The Perfect Couple, can literally move millions with just her eyes, and is the living embodiment of “a hard candy with a surprise center.” Gay Matts and Kathy, get ready to bite your lips ‘cause our Miss Thing this week is — MEGHANN FAHY! In this ep, Greg looks back on a spooky Montauk trip that quickly made him go all “The Shining” while Tim recalls the time he went on a 12 minute date that included tears, fries, and the funniest paragraph someone has ever written. The boys also talk Katy Perry in space, topless maids, the ending of Annihilation, the “Let Them” movement, surprise parties, bossy bottoms, and top privilege. They then explore their new loving relationship with an AI bot, discuss the "bitch move” made by the composer of The White Lotus, and daydream about being gays that are on vacation for 11 months a year. So Inertias, let us take you away with a dreamy episode that’ll make you think you’re on Nantucket and will definitely leave you feeling Next to Normal. Oh, and Nantucket Nectars, if you don’t sponsor us, we’re gonna sic Johnny Boy on you. BONK!!
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Gennifertias and Kathy, we hope you’ve docked your yacht and are safely on land because this week we’re talking about a two time Emmy winner who’s actually trying to kill us gays (and we’re here for it). This Miss Thing is a one-stop-shop quirk factory, the Best In Show scene stealer of everything she’s in, the reason why The White Lotus is so popular, star of the new movie Minecraft that we’re definitely gonna see, and the most imitable person to ever walk the earth — JENNIFER COOLIDGE! In this ep, Greg remembers the time he bent and snapped so hard recreating a scene from Annie (2015) that he couldn’t walk for a week afterward while Tim looks back on the time he became the life of the party in New Orleans and woke up nearly naked in bed with a woman. They also discuss famous phenomenon Gay By May, Tim’s mom’s 70th birthday, Greg’s mumbo jumbo fruit tray, bath tubs filled with pump cheese, Benny Blanco’s sex life, dodging tittays, and how Mardi Gras “is like such a thing.” Other highlights include: FKA Twigs’ tour troubles and her need to hire a straight for admin, taco bell sponsored engagements, and an attempt to interpret the Avengers of quotes — “When the chile is tea, but the finna is gag, Sis I’m dead as a chile.” They also ask the essential Qs like, “Is Nicole Kidman ever home?”, “What is the most common name for a gay man?” and, “Have you ever American Pied?” So Inertias, grab a hot dog because we know you want it real bad, and get ready to be taken on A Cinderella Story of your own as you listen to this episode that we’ll eventually be submitting For Your Consideration. Oh, and if you don’t get us invited to Jennifer’s Halloween party in New Orleans, we’re gonna make you drink a $50 White Russian! BONK!
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Call Me Izzy, Inertias (just don’t call us Hacks)! Now get ready to be taken to Babylon and back because we’re celebrating a TV legend so big, it’s gonna take you a full season of 24 to recover. This soon-to-be back on broadway icon is a multiple Emmy award winning actress, an Easttown resident who doesn’t miss, and an iconic scene stealer from Watchmen and Designing Women — JEAN SMART! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he told a joke so well that it literally caused a car accident while Tim recalls the time he turned a hateful Hollywood situation around with a tiny piece of kale. Other highlights include: Greg getting possessed by J.Lo, Tim celebrating his 19th birthday in Poland, skin to skin contact with a hedgehog, and an educational lesson on the 1918 bird flu. They also discuss the throuple the world needs, Rosie O’Donnell’s talk show, Julia Roberts’ armpit hair, the price of eggs, and the original porn — JCPenney underwear ads. They then ask the terrifying questions others won’t, like, “Is The Pitt a real show?” And “What are the four quadrants?” So Gennifer Zs, hop in Mary’s Miata, slip into your wedgiest thong, and let your ears take you on a little Snow Day away from your problems. And OshKosh B’Gosh, will someone tell us *officially* if Jennifer Aniston and Barack Obama are dating already?! BONK!
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Inertias, our Eagle Eye can already see that this is gonna be an episode so huge — so Popular — that it’ll single-handedly start another Gilded Age. This week we’re celebrating THREE icons, a triumvirate of “independent” women who have been in everything and are now perfectly cast in the latest season of a juicy HBO mega-hit. Our Miss Things this week are the “feminine-enemies” we all aspire to be, the reason we are currently living, the comedic relief, not to mention the judge, the jury, and the executioners of Thailand — CARRIE COON, MICHELLE MONAGHAN, and LESLIE BIBB aka THE FRENEMIES OF THE WHITE LOTUS (Jaclyn, Laurie, and Kate)!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he tried to share an innocent Instagram story with a friend and ended up implicating himself in someone else’s drama (BennyDrama7 that is!), while Tim recalls the time he almost got blown away (literally) by Mount Washington and narrowly avoided turning into Mr. Freeze. Other highlights include: Greg sobbing to the music from The Leftovers, Tim dealing with the really long hair on his tongue, Greg vowing to never use “we” language again, and Tim also vowing to never go on a hike with straight men again. They also talk Valerie Cherish prayer hands, the unmatched talent of Boy Marinho, the employees who want to end it all at The Jennifer Hudson Show, Bobbins Goggins, Aimee Lou Wood’s teeth, bean breath, and Jennifer Hudson getting hit in the face with a basketball. They also find themselves asking life’s most challenging questions like, “Is there anything better than pop being performed in rain?”, “Who do you think you are in this season of The White Lotus?” and “Who the f*ck is Aaron Pierre?!” So Gennifertias, just listen already or we’re gonna have some complex feelings about it. Oh and give the Pussycat Dolls’ “React” a stream while you’re at it — just to make sure you’re awake. Never forget… “Others would not have survived this brutal winter.” BONK!!
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Swamp! Snap out of that Denial and put your Anxiety on pause ‘cause we’re celebrating a Miss Thing this week who quite literally *IS* the moment. She’s a YouTube queen who’s literally on every song right now, the reigning Grammy winner for Best Rap Album, one of the most exciting live performers on the scene, the reminder that Alligator Bites Never Heal, and the woman with the ultimate Alter Ego — DOECHII! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he was ghosted by a therapist, while Tim recalls the time a serial arsonist threw two Molotov cocktails in his parking garage and set his apartment on fire. Other highlights include: enemas at the Las Vegas Sphere, trying to understand how DJs work, Ritalin, one of the most embarrassing way you can be found in bed, and needing more lesbian friends. They also talk Kenny Chesney, the hot honey rag, the brand “Faherty” (sponsor us!), Trading Spaces fails, their adult sleepover, and announce their new line of digital smoke detectors. They then ask the most important Qs they’ve ever asked, “Does Rascal Flatts still practice?”, ”What does Renee Zellweger’s house look like?”, and “Am I gonna burn? Or am I gonna be gassed silently to death?” So Gennifer Zs, rip off that T-shirt over your eyes and let us take you on an audio journey in a Nissan Altima to the 8th wonder of the world (Tim’s old apt). But just don’t travel on the day after New Year’s Day night as your jilted lover could come after you then! Oh, and never ever forget that Friday is the day before February. BONK!!
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Abracadabra, Gennifertias! We hope you’re ready for this Killah episode with a Beast of an icon who regularly turns us all into Zombieboys! It’s an extravaGAGAnza on the pod this week because we’re dedicating the entire episode to the first two-time Miss Thing — and Perfect Celebrity — LADY GAGA. In this ep, Greg looks back on a not so enchanted evening at the Magic Castle when he was scolded for “not believing” while Tim remembers the time he got treated like a conveyor belt by Lady Gaga at the Chateau Marmont. Other highlights include: Greg addressing the online hate (and love) for his Traitors take, Tim shaking his hips and hair to “How Bad Do U Want Me”, Greg honoring the songwriters of Emilia Perez, Tim recalling the first time he smoked a cigarette, and both of them praising Queen Gabby Windey. They also discuss the video that will be played at every gay afters in perpetuity, Mayhem Miller, Demi Moore’s loss at the Oscars, The Traitors finale, Kate Hudson’s dress in “How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days”, and Boots Riley. They also dissect “Mayhem” from DODMOMSOS all the way to Diva Down. So Cynthanies, wrap a Blade of Glass around your finger, and get ready to enter the Garden of Eden with us or we literally won’t Die with a Smile. Oh, and remember every drag you take from a cigarette means you’ll live three seconds less!! Bonk!
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Gennifertias and women of New York, frost yourselves! After that, hop on over to California, where we’re “Running Point” on a radiant nepo-baby-gone-right who can do it all! Our Miss Thing this week is a romcom goddess, a vodka business queen, a person you hope invites you to her house party, and author of the famous article “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” — KATE HUDSON!! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he endured Lemony Snicket’s Series of Unfortunate Events and hula hooped for his life backstage at Camp Flog Gnaw while Tim remembers the time he sat his father down to have “the coming out talk” (and no not the talk you’re thinking of, Inertias). Other highlights include: Greg fixing the format of The Traitors, Tim cops to aggravating Greg all week, Greg trying out a new accent, Tim taking Greg to court over the She-E-O title, Greg admitting he’s no Natasha Lyonne, Tim becoming a boy scout in 2025, and the boys go in once again on all the shocking things Demi Moore has been through. They also talk “gay for the stay,” the movie that gooped and gagged Tim the most, AI brain, Mackenzie Phillips, Nickelodeon’s orange VHS tapes, and they take time to think about their favorite female roofer. Essential Qs are asked, like, “Why is ‘heaven and mountains’ not a phrase?” and “Why aren’t the contestants of ‘Celebrity Mole’ on this season of The Traitors?” They also take a moment to remember the early 2000s show-saver and the woman who raised so many of us, Michelle Trachtenberg. So Gennifer Zs, put on your sunnies and start investing in a journal cause you’re about to go on a journey that will leave you feeling Almost Famous. Oh, and Danielle, you should be ashamed of yourself. BONK!
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Inertias, we think that we’re—no we know—that we’re in love with the religious icon, pioneeress of reality TV, genre bending media mogul, original meme queen, and New York Times best selling memoirist that we’re fawning over this week. Gennifertias, give it up for THE Daisy Duke and our Miss Thing — the most famous big sister out there and most full throated singer around — JESSICA SIMPSON. In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he had to report some very damaged luggage at the airport and ended up shocking the TSA officer when he told him one very important detail about his suitcase while Tim remembers the time he gave his roommate a Covid haircut and left a mark so unforgettable that his roommate moved out shortly there after. Other highlights include: cognitive decline, the origin of the show “Euphoria”, the food menu at the gay bar Hi Tops, Tim praising the Amazon worker who tried to save his package, Greg reminiscing on Madonna’s “Confessions on a Dance Floor” (his first gym album), and they both finally admit to who they truly are — THE elder millennials. They also talk Joe Simpson being the original momager, the millennial pause, how “like” is a fundamental part of every sentence, and reheated nachos. Of course, they ask essential Qs like, “What are your thoughts on the tuna at Subway?” and “Is Greg Al Roker?" So Gennifer Zs, slip on your fave cork-bottom wedge shoes and get ready for an ep that’s a total Chicken of the Sea-packed feast for the senses. And never forget… if you can’t handle us at our Renaissance world tour, you don’t deserve us at whatever Shakira’s current world tour is called. Oh and John Mayer, you’re on notice. BONK!
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Party Girls, hop on the A, C, or E and follow us to the West Village, because this week we’re geeking out over an absolute legend. Our Miss Thing this week is the queen of Downtown New York, the only person you want to sit next to at a dinner party, everyone’s favorite party guests’ favorite party guest, and star of the new season of The White Lotus, PARKER POSEY! In this ep, Greg recalls an overly comfortable email exchange with his favorite establishment (besides Costco) over a typo on their packaging while Tim looks back on the time he descended into utter madness on a sleeper train in Southeast Asia. Other highlights include: the American woman in Pakistan, losing friends over Beyoncé tickets, Greg never leaving the house without a bottle of Raid, Tim singing for the first time, and the boys make their biggest announcement yet — they’re going on tour in the Middle East! They also talk honey busy banana nut tea (sponsor us!), Pepsi Zero Wild Cherry (okay but actually sponsor us!), Kjersti Flaa, Sean Paul leaving the music industry, and Christy Carlson Romano getting shot in the face (she’s fine). They also ask the life changing questions: “Does Pepsi makes you burp more than Coke?” and “What would you do if you woke up and there were two cockroaches on your eyelids?” So Gennifertias, get ready for The Sweetest Thing to hit your ears this week that will totally make you Scream (3) with delight! Oh and Lionsgate, for the love of G*d, go and digitally impose Parker over Elizabeth Banks’ face in the Hunger Games already. Stop f**king around! BONK!!!
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Baby Mamas, Sisters, and Inertias, get ready to have a little more joy enter your life ‘cause today we’re giving it up for one of the all time great comedians. This week’s Miss Thing is sunshine personified, the woman with the most infectious laugh, one of the funniest to ever do it, the global face of Parks and Recreation departments, and the original “cool mom” — AMY POEHLER. In this ep, Greg recalls the time Montezuma exacted her revenge on him during his wedding weekend after he lived life a little too unfiltered while Tim looks back on the time a real life romcom moment turned into a Hilarity for Charity networking event. Other highlights include: Greg downplaying his stigmata, T!m adm!tt!ing he’s a full P!nk !n h!s ema!ls, Greg getting “Taken” in Pujol (AKA Poo-hole), Tim rooting through Greg’s bag, and Greg coming for Tim’s turkey wraps. They also gab about the city of Mexico City, Abracadabra (or gender nonconforming Xbrxcxdxbrx), thumbs up tapbacks, 3000 year old mole, Karla Sofía Gascón (or is it Gaston?), and Casa Peggy. They also ask the big Qs like, “What did you do with the money?”, “Whats the safest city that’s protected from climate change?” and “Should we move to Montana?” So Gennifer Zs, this is Hey One of the good ones, so go get your Nurtec pills (Nurtec sponsor us!), and put on your finest sports jacket as you listen to an ep that’ll leave you laughing Inside Out. Oh and the longer you wait, is the longer you wait to listen to Miss Thing the pod. BONK!!!
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Gennifertias, get ready to see double ‘cause this week we’re finally celebrating the most famous twins to ever do it. Our Miss Thing(s) are media moguls, scene stealers, globe trotters, the inventors of being young in Hollywood, AND Greg’s college classmates — Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen! In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he learned that red isn’t his color and developed a life long aversion to ketchup while Tim remembers the time he had an IRL sitcom moment and tried to be in two places at once on the set of Fuller House so that he could go to a job interview. Other highlights include: Greg running into his childhood bully at the gym, Tim working the word “mere” into every sentence, Greg tweaking his neck, and both of them bravely coming out as almost-billionaires. They also talk Hailee Steinfeld’s lesbian fan base, absolutely roast Elon Musk and his N*z* Salute, sing the dance hall classic Mr. Saxobeat, reminisce on Adam Lambert’s controversial 2009 American Idol kiss, and praise FKA Twigs’ latest album Eusexia (or as Tim calls it, “Yousexia”). The boys also ask the most pressing questions of the day like “How much is a forever stamp?”, “Can you workout nice?” and “Is coupon pronounced koo-pon or cue-pon?” So Inertias, grab your Passport (to Paris) and get ready to win at life (and in London) as you listen to an episode so good you’ll have to listen to it twice cause you all know It Takes Two (times to fully appreciate our talent as artists on the verge). Now come on! Go take this Holiday In The Sun! Oh and hi Cynthia! Congrats on that Oscar nom! BONK!
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SOS Inertias!! Emergency: this episode is so major that you might k*ll your ex! Our Miss Thing this week is your favorite girls’ girl, a mumble queen who makes you lean in, a Supermodel, and a Jersey girl who we all know is a good time. That’s right, we’re talking about the astute modern poet that is SZA! In this ep, Tim recalls the time he caused such a commotion during the SATs that they had to call “National” while Greg looks back on the fateful day he literally found himself on a sinking ship and had to do the famous “bucket scoop” to survive. Other highlights include: Tim proclaiming he was put on this earth to be last, Greg slurring his words Meredith Marks-style, Tim traveling with and for his fans, Greg coming out as “land bound,” and Tim giving advice on if you’re ever in the premise of the film “Open Water.” The boys also talk vajazzle for the face, the TikTok ban that almost was, Beauty in Black, Double Double Toil and Trouble, and air purifiers (Levoit, sponsor us!). They also spit important facts like: “You don’t have to go to Hollywood to get a Hollywood tan,” “Everything hefty is usually worth it,” and “Pee out, Louise!” So Mallory Ballories, it's One of Them Days to put on your good Shirts and get ready for an ep that will leave you thinking of the other Good Days. We bow to and honor you, just like we bow to and honor each other. Oh, and we’re actually gonna be fine cuz you know we’re fighters. BONK!!
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Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.
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Gennifer Zs, we are still reeling from the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad fires that devastated so many in our hometown. We hope this episode provides a little bit of distraction and joy amidst the chaos and our hearts go out to everyone affected by this disaster. In light of this, our episode this week is a celebration of a truly incredible Miss Thing — the city of angels, dreamers, hustlers, and the best food city on the planet (fight us) — LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA! In this ep, Tim looks back on the time he almost called the FBI after an intruder broke into his apartment to leave a box of chocolates while Greg recalls the time he went so balls to the wall at a gym that he could never show his face there again. They also discuss the demise of TikTok, diagnose the rare gym disease afflicting Greg, implore Carrie Underwood to raise her ya ya ya, and, as always, give it up for all the likeminded delulus out there. Other moments include: discussing both of their recent trips to urgent care (Tim for his hot tub time machine armpit rash, Greg for falling down a flight of stairs again), wondering how quickly they’d scare away their stalkers, Greg recounting a 30 minute phone call with a confused Six Flags employee for a shockingly bad discount deal, and Tim spending half the episode trying to find out what a vibrato is. They also ask important Qs like, “Doesn’t every dad love a hot tub?” and “What is a Funicular?” Listen Gennifertias, we hope you’re safe and okay during this god awful time. And if you’re interested in donating to some wonderful organizations helping to build back our city, we’ve put up some links in our Linktree. We love you. BONK!
LINKS TO HELP:
- Help with the LA Fires | IN PERSON Volunteer Opps
- Donate to Victims of the LA Fires
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Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.
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Gennifer Zs, it’s the end of an era because a TV institution is leaving our screens. This week, we celebrate an American icon who gets us up every morning, always puts a smile on our face, and makes us laugh-cry so hard we pee ourselves just a little bit. So Inertias, wipe away those tears and reach for a bottle of rosé cause our Miss Thing this week is America’s kooky aunt and day time megastar HODA KOTB! In this ep, Tim remembers the time sister-of-the-pod Claude shelled out the big bucks to upgrade their hotel room in Rio only for them to be shellshocked by the results while Greg recalls the time he and husband-of-the-pod Vat sped-ate a lobster so fast that they were 365 burpin’ that all over the crowd at a Charli XCX concert. The boys also discuss Demi Moore’s win at the Golden Globes, praise the best gift on earth (socks), send condolences to Kylie Jenner, guess what Hoda’s new show “Corn on the Kotb” should be about, and wish upon a star that Fefe Dobson would join the cast of the Death Becomes Her musical. Other topics include: gold digger clauses, how hotels should be free and/or illegal, hot tub armpit rashes, kinky aliens, and how everyone should have an Aunt Terry in their life. They also ask many important Qs like “Galinda Whomst?”, “Will my butt be as high as my hopes?”, ”Would you ever adapt to Hoda’s sleep schedule?”, and “At what price does wine get good?” So Gennifertias, break out your Today Show posters and hold them up high outside Rockefeller Center as we HODABRATE one of the greats leaving our airways. Oh and don’t come looking for us, we are busy… how do you say… writing our fifth murder mystery novel about famous Spanish chef Hillary from Boston. BONK!!!
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Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.
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To, to, to the moon! Gennifer Zs, are you ready to sissy that walk and channel your inner woman? Oh no, you betta’ do, because this week we’re giving it up for an absolute juggernaut and our very first (GULP) male Miss Thing! This icon is a glamazon who wears it well, supermodel of the world, inventor of gay sports, and ultimate drag queen of all drag queens — RUPAUL! In this ep, Tim remembers the time he made his cover girl debut in the Boston Globe and inadvertently became a hand model while Greg looks back on the fateful moment he tap danced into RuPaul’s life, got complimented twice, and then hit a wall (well, a pole). Other highlights include: Greg coming out as not a compass, Tim announcing his new job as a windshield wiper fluid replacer, new haircuts, and new frenemies at Smog certified star locations. The boys also talk raging hemorrhoids, swollen fingers, how everyone’s mom has Amazon music, and Greg does a Betty Boop/Sydney Sweeney impression for the ages. They then ask the toughest questions they’ve posed yet, “Would you rather be Siri or Alexa?”, “Why is there so much caressing in It Ends Us?”, and “Do you hear that ice cream truck or is that just us?” The library is open, Inertias, so put your reading glasses on and get ready to absolutely lose it over this ep… because if you can’t love our pod, how in the hell can you love somebody else? Oh and Gennifertias, try not to sit on the pentagon or you might accidentally sign your hole away. BONK!!
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Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.
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Gennifer Zs, pucker up those lips because it’s our New Year’s Eve special celebrating not just any other Miss Thing but THE Miss Thing of the Year (2024 edition). So get to listening cause we’d rather be locked away in the Khia Asylum than spoil who she is! In this last episode of the year, Tim recalls the time he lost ctrl (also Greg’s husband) and ended up sitting alone at a SZA concert while Greg remembers the moment Tim swished his way into his life and answered a question so shamelessly that it left him speechless. Other highs include: Greg gracing us with a new and improved version of “Auld Lang Syne,” Tim announcing he’s moving to Canada (or London) to film his new show about Portofino, Greg recovering from the elderly woman who elbowed him at a sandwich shop, Tim coming out as an art deco showgirl from the 1920s, Greg calling Tim out for always writing compliments to him on his hand, and Tim remembering the time he almost broke both his legs and arms after taking melatonin. The boys also get into Lily Rose Depp’s face acting, their debut album, “Delulu Personified,” Sleepy Girl mocktails, and style icon James Patterson. They even ask hard-hitting Qs like, “Has anyone ever heard ‘A Bar Song Tipsy’ by Shaboozey?”, “Is it ‘in line’ or ‘on line’?”, and “What are the three kinds of waiters in this thing we call life?” And what better way to close out the year than with the breathtaking new game, “Miss Thing or Oh, You Sweet Thing?” So Inertias, raise your champagne flutes and press play on this ep before midnight or you’ll turn into a tomato girl! Oh, and pls reach out if you need any medical advice as we’re clinical doctors (But if you’re a two-year-old named Bram, sorry we can’t help you). BONK!
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Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.
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We have five words for you… doesn’t it feel like Christmas?! Happy Christmas Gennifertias and welcome to our holiday spooktacular! This week we pay homage to Destiny’s Child’s iconic Christmas song the “8 Days of Christmas” by celebrating our favorite 8 DOD(MOMSOS)s of Christ-Miss Thing! These are the 8 persons, places, or things that we were obsessed with this year that we’re now gifting to you in the form of us talking about them. So put on your pair of Chloe shades and your diamond belly rings to go with Greg and Tim as they go in on everything from holding space to a certain AI generated experience that went all Wonka. In this ep, Tim pitches a motel for a new cheaters tv show, Greg honors his queen Camila with a very cursive rendition of “I’ll Be Home for Quismois”, and they both daydream over the best tattoo you can get — a back tattoo of the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria! They also talk about the French Olympian with the best North Pole, applaud the Miss Thing that impacted the pod the most this year, gag over the most eye catching body of the year, and drool over a conventionally attractive killer. They also discuss the most famous nepo baby in Thailand, fawn over a Norwegian goddess whistleblower, and almost call the cops on a surprise DOD who stole a package at Tim’s apartment (and also stole their hearts). So mothers, daughters, and babies, whip out your nonalcoholic beers and Delola Cocktails and let’s get Lit-Miss (Thing) to our holiday themed ep! Oh and Bouncy Porks, please send us disinfectant, our bellies buttons are now infected :( BONK!
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Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.
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