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TODAY: We tackle a pressing issue plaguing the Carnivore Diet community: the news reporting on Cholesterol Hands--a NORMAL side effect of the Jordan Peterson diet.
Why wont the news report on how the Carnivore diet cured my wife's muscular dystrophy?
PLUS: Arnold Schwarzenegger calls out the weak sissy men in fascism and tells them to stop being losers. The online right reacts in just about the way you'd think.
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TODAY: Fired Veterans say they feel betrayed by federal job cuts, but have we considered this is being reported by the AP? What if the veterans like it?
And who ever said we had to take care of veterans? Shouldn't they get nothing just like everyone else?
PLUS: Trump scores an epic win for BlackRock, and we watch unpatriotic corporate firms cope and seethe.
HOWEVER: I heard somewhere that BlackRock is also Chinese. We investigate.
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Hell of a Way to Dad
Lions Led By Donkeys
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Music:
Modest Mouse - Learnin' to Leave the Livin'
Open Head - House
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TODAY: It's DOGE's America, we're just living in it. We read about more ways the "efficiency" department is making America run smoother, like cutting glamorous motel stays for volcano researchers and owning annoying scientists that study fish in the San Juan river.
Why can't we just let the fishing industry and volcano industry pay for these services if they're so great...
PLUS: Alex talks with a MAGA guy struggling to get a passport who is convinced that cutting funding to the USPS will help speed up the process.
AND: It's bird flu time, baby. How come it only affects the animals we eat the most??? And then how come it also affects other animals once we notice it didn't affect them?? What the hell is going on!!!!!!!
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TODAY: we enter EPSTEIN: PHASE ONE and get so excited about the dark secrets probably to be revealed in the sequel that we forget information we previously had.
AND: the House GOP dunk on those foolish enough to have believed them about releasing the files with some dank memetic warfare
PLUS: Hitting your emo son or daughter--is it good to? The facebook comment section tackles an anti-spanking anthem from a high-minded emo(?) band.
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Music:
MACINTOSH PLUS - 02 リサフランク420 - 現代のコンピュー
Hella- Welcome to the Jungle Baby, Your Gonna Live!
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TODAY: We follow the white rabbit into a white girl's def MAGA ascended poetry slam, seeing how deep into mystic-narcissistic-personality-disorder-posing-as-politics the rabbithole takes us
Is the journey to political revolution contained within the self? Do you actually have to organize or talk with other people to achieve your political goals? Only if you don't know how to make your own enlightened hats, I suppose.
ALSO: We follow up on our reactionary Teamsters segment from last week to talk about another kind of American: the temporarily embarrassed CNBC economist
We watch more anti-USPS propaganda make its way into Teamsters facebook groups, with many lamenting the lack of "profit" generated by the national service. What makes working people think this way? Can we break the conditioning that causes wage earners to worship profits?
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TODAY: Ani joins us to discuss a perplexing dilemma causing vigorous debate online: Do you have to take your daughter fishing even though she's basically a woman and might cramp your style?
A mother writes to reddit explaining her daughter no longer wants to spend time with her dad after he refused to take her on a "guys only" fishing trip. Is the daughter really hurt, or is the mother just cheating on her husband?
ALSO: We look at Teamsters president Sean O'Brien's recent comments about Right to Work and his support for a labor secretary who defends the anti-union policy. What are teamsters getting out of O'Brien's support for this labor secretary? Is it worth legitimizing the right wing administration?
We dredge the depths of Teamster and UPS facebook groups to gauge rank and file reaction to O'Brien's budding relationship with the reactionary forces in Trump's camp and uncover some not-so-convincing arguments for RTW from union members themselves.
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Music:
Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Windows 96 - Caligula
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TODAY: We give an update on Alex's goo situation and Tony makes the cowardly decision not to get jumped at his bar.
ALSO: We join Teamsters president Sean O'Brien in congratulating former UPS and Amazon exec being appointed to OSHA. Why is a boss having his reputation laundered by a labor leader? Is "former worker" a high bar to clear?
PLUS: An anonymous UPS Teamster complains that his union won't allow him to prep his route off the clock. We commend rank and file for stepping up to educate this member, discuss working off the clock as well as the merits of dealing in good faith with fellow members--even when they regurgitate anti-union propaganda.
FINALLY: We laugh at some reactionary organizing attempts within the union and remember funny hardcore band merch
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TODAY: We discuss Kanye's latest epic turn towards standard right wing hitlerism, including rehabilitating accused sex criminal kingpins like Puff Daddy. Talk about a meeting of the minds!
We discuss the broader absurdity of antisemitism and the way it sheepdogs discontented workers away from a coherent class politics.
ALSO: A Maine farmer livestreams his shootout with police because Maine likes gay people and abortion too much and NOT because he lost custody of the child he's refusing to give up. Why do these transgenders keep trying to take my kids away??
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Music:
Human Part - TRYING 2 HOLLA @ ME
Disembodied - Nicotine
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Sorry about the delay, folks!
TODAY: We read an OP-ED from business insider beseeching the public to stop throwing things at the author's Cybertruck. She needs it for work (psychologist). Plus its full-self driving feature reduces stress, which is really important to your physical health.
ALSO: A story of one of Tony's customers disrespectfully blocking other cars in the parking lot, and a story of Alex steadfastly blocking other people in with his work truck to prove an important point.
FINALLY: DEI helicopter pilot hits DEI jet pilot? What are the odds? Now we're hearing it wasn't DEI??? But a different fake thing? Did God (Matt Groening) crash these aircraft into each other? We investigate the comments to find out.
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TODAY: We correctly choose not to cover the tariffs (now placed on hold) and instead turn to the very funny news of a Chinese AI model destroying the American Stock Market
We sample the coping and seething of american tech parasites and beg China to do the right thing and fix Facebook
ALSO: Tony shares a bizarre story about a dumpster-f*cker that he's really good friends with
PLUS: A vigilante tries to deport a couple guys for speaking spanish. We watch the viral video of his hateful, racist performance and commend a bystander for stepping in.
Will we be able to convince liberals that deportation is violent and racist even when its being done by law enforcement?
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Music:
Stop It!!! - Remove your Teeth
clipping. - '96 Neve Campbell
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TODAY: Ani joins us to observe the further nazification of this country with news of the young, black, self-hating groyper who killed another student and himself while leaving behind a manifesto filled with hopelessness and internet-poisoned ideology.
We watch the right wing once again try to obscure the results of their destructive ideology by focusing on the shooter's race, and we connect this to the shameless denial around Elon Musk's recent Nazi salute.
ALSO: The Trump administration vows to apprehend undocumented migrants at schools and churches, leading teachers across the country to vow to defend their students from ICE.
Libs of Tik Tok and others on the right reaffirm their commitment to evil with fantasies about punishing teachers for protecting students--while refusing to acknowledge the substance of their fears
FINALLY: One post-left dissident has the courage to ask--now that we've blown up anti-racism and started processing human filth for mass deportation, can we help ease the pain of factory-farmed pigs?
We determine if the right can be racism'd into caring about literal animals and we consider the argument that deporting undocumented workers alone will fix the factory farming practices.
Please, RFK jr., put down the decapitated whale's head and start working on animal-welfare regulations!
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TODAY: JF and DB of YKS join US to call on Reddit investors to bring vicious, anti-Musk mods to heel before they destroy the entire site with their bigotry
We also watch the #1 dork in charge of tattling on Reddit be radicalized into holocaust-denial in real time by the website (X) he's defending.
ALSO: Not content to rest on their laurels, the Babylon Bee is cultivating the next generation of sardonic satirists with a User Submitted Headlines social media forum available only to $60/subscribers and up.
We read through clever and playful headlines like "Trump Says That It's OK If Someone Wants To Work From Home. However, If They Do, Then Their Pay Will Be Cut In Half Since They No Longer Have To Deal With The Price And Aggravation Of Having To Commute To And From Their Jobs Daily." and wonder how these cats haven't gone professional yet.
FINALLY: An Intersex???? Moose??? A local news station reports on a hunter's interesting (or gross!!!) discovery and Facebook conservatives react with angry confusion.
Is this the result of democratic leadership? Does this moose make anyone else think about molesting kids? We can at least all agree the situation is SAD and DISGUSTING.
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Music:
Roland Jones- Detroit Jones '92
Sleepytime Trio- All Ease
J Dilla- Time (The Donut of the Heart)
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TODAY: We uncover and discuss a different type of racism dividing the working class: Truck Driver Supremacy, as Alex shares an annoying argument with a Bezos-boosting Teamster who insists on making the union smaller.
ALSO: Trump has an "impressive" 3-hour meeting with Bill Gates, leading many Trump supporters to go "Huh?"
Was Trump holding this meeting against his will? Was the meeting a ploy to get Bill Gates' confession on tape? Either way Trump probably didn't like it.
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WE'RE BACK: Today we discuss Facebook's new(?) embiggoting policy and what it means for the Minion Death Cult LLC™
Also: Zuck's incredible new Masculine identity and the real dangers of feminine business culture (Lina Kahn's FTC suing you)
PLUS: Tom MacDonald launders his Trump daddy fetish through once-beloved 90's sitcom mom Roseanne to declare "Daddy's Home," a collaborative rap filled with his usual zero-effort 10 and 20 year-old memes.
FINALLY: 9 Year old's parents want a Trump tattoo on her neck, good samaritan Tattoo artist convinces her to get american flag instead. People get mad at him? But NOT for the reasons you're thinking.
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Music:
George Duke - After the Love
Maitro - BULMA
Malady - Yeah -
TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! We read some cool posts about the devastating fires in California and watch the right revert back to racism and tribalism to avoid confronting the real problems of inequality and climate change.
ALSO: Work is freakin' pissin' Alex off so he BLOWS OFF SOME STEAM!!!!!!!!!!! TRY NOT TO GET OFFENDED PEACHCAKE
FINALLY: Some misguided coworkers want the government to make Facebook implement Real ID so they can win an argument online; others complain about how there aren't enough security hoops to jump through when entering the building. Good stuff!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally Aired: August 22, 2018
Our world is on fire. We're documenting it.
Paying inmates for life-threatening work: is it wrong to? We're covering the inmate firefighters in California, the atrocious pay and even worse treatment the receive once they're out.
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TODAY: We voice appreciation for the year's positive developments like an intriguing facebook friend request (a harbinger of wealth and success, perhaps) and a cop getting thrown from a speeding convertible.
ALSO: Facebook shows us the damning truth about the Suffragettes (they were really cool) and we find out about girl math (cancelling out your husband's vote)
PLUS: Our quest to learn more about feminist terrorism leads us to some prime reactionary posts and a guy who blames the recent Las Vegas terrorist explosion on a feminist plot (read: divorce). Does he have a point??
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TODAY: Ani's in the cohost Chair and Brett Payne of Street Fight Radio, Relatively Unknown, and our friendship returns to the show to talk about neo-Nazis being pummeled by Columbus OH residents at their last attempted march.
Are all racists feds? Or maybe gay, anti-Trump Republicans? Russians? And is there any difference between Nazis and anti-genocide activists anyway?
PLUS: A San Fransisco Slimeball pimp-turned-anti-homeless-activist-turned-alleged-pimp-again, Raw Ricci, is arrested. We look at his awful viral rise to fame and the sensible centrist politicians who aided him.
We also learn about fans of Ricci's poverty porn harassment-style content and learn their not very surprising opinions about him being arrested for pimping and assaulting a minor.
Music:
Justice - Generator
Civerous - Labyrinth Charm
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TODAY: We ring in the new year by checking in on the MAGA movement a month before Trump is set to take office, and things are not great.
A civil war erupts between white nationalist Trump supporters and a tech elite insistent on the necessity of poaching cheaper, more precarious immigrant labor over American workers.
We watch the right wing discover class consciousness in spite of their hyper-fixation on race and witness "good" Indians like Dinesh D'Souza prostrate themselves before their racist base while Vivek gives Uneducated Whites the scolding of a lifetime.
PLUS: Teamsters President Sean O'Brien shares details of the union's meeting with the Kamala Harris campaign and makes staggering claims about her behavior: refusing to answer most of the union's questions, leaving early, and refusing a press conference.
We ask whether Kamala should've b***** slapped that motha effa and do the Democrats really need labor anyway?
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TODAY: We review the bizarre new "holiday" special from the scrooged-up (racist) mind of Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham.
We marvel at the special's bizarre premise: a 1-hour setup for a Jeff Dunham Christmas Carol... that will supposedly happen next year.
We enter the child-like minds of Jeff and his audience to analyze his and his audience's sometimes unsuccessful attempts at racism and anti-gay bigotry.
And we meet a new, semi-professional ventriloquist dummy which by all accounts seems to be a quality product available for purchase this holiday season.
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