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TODAY: We review the bizarre new "holiday" special from the scrooged-up (racist) mind of Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham.
We marvel at the special's bizarre premise: a 1-hour setup for a Jeff Dunham Christmas Carol... that will supposedly happen next year.
We enter the child-like minds of Jeff and his audience to analyze his and his audience's sometimes unsuccessful attempts at racism and anti-gay bigotry.
And we meet a new, semi-professional ventriloquist dummy which by all accounts seems to be a quality product available for purchase this holiday season.
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Originally aired: Nov 29, 2023
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Today we’re discussing Jingle Smells, a bizarre Christmas movie produced by Sean Hannity and the conservative American Center for Law and Justice (Trump lawyers).
We follow Nick, a PTSD alcoholic veteran of Afghanistan who can’t compete with his handsome, rugged Police Chief father Dusty (John Schneider)
When Dusty makes Nick get a job as a garbage collector, he begins stealing boxes of “cancelled” toys set for destruction by the Cancel Culture toy company CEO (Eric Roberts)
Nick is able to foster a secret relationship with poor kids in the neighborhood by giving them each a toy in exchange for their silence, and Santa teaches us that breaking the law is okay if it feels good.
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“This train is half a mile long traveling at speed into highly populated areas with 8 freight cars of hazardous chemicals and 5,000 gallons of diesel fuel.
We’re talking about a missile the size of the Chrysler building.”
TODAY: Liam and Rocz from Well There’s Your Problem join us to cover the Tony Scott / Denzel Washington runaway train joint Unstoppable.
Who are these anti-union railroad workers and why do they hate new-hires so much?
Will Denzel’s mystical connection to trains save the day?
Will Chris Pine’s wife’s cop boyfriend lift the restraining order?
Will the guilty rail workers be held responsible?
Will this film be held responsible for its numerous rail goofs? Yes.
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Teamsters approve a resolution to unionize Amazon, but is this the *right* way to get a living wage??
Also, facebook conservatives get tricked into complaining about the child tax credit,
And actor Eddie Deezen posts about the heartless waitress who shamed him for demanding she wear fake eyelashes while serving him.
Music: Mind Eraser - Manhood
(originally posted 06/30/2021)
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It's finally here! the episode we recorded on Sunday before anyone knew who the United Health shooter was or whether he'd be caught.
Luckily I correctly predicted he would be a principled maoist third-worldist.
TODAY: We talk about the assassination celebrated by Americans across the political spectrum, the stern lecture given to us by the political and pundit class, and flailing attempts to distract from the anti-capitalist, populist politics the shooter seemed to be acting on.
PLUS: An acquaintance proves her allyship to Tony, and Alex describes the movie Michael where John Travolta plays a cool angel named Michael
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When patriot Mike rescues feminist Ricki from a post-Trump rally riot, the clash of opposites sets off sparks between them.
But the gentleman giant refuses to leave the side of the spunky half-pint until he and his pickup truck deliver her home, safe and sound.
Ricki attends the rally to scoop the racism of the Trump crowd in a blog post. But she's forced to spin a false narrative when her mistaken assumptions fail to materialize.
When Ricki's lies get Mike doxed, and his construction worksite becomes the target of antifascist thugs, his righteous anger forces her to reckon with the truth.
Ricki wants to fix the damage and regain Mike's trust. But that means facing the wrath of the liberal mobs.
Will Ricki find the courage to leave the left for a lifetime of old-fashioned true love?
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Music: Daughn Gibson - Pisgee Nest
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TODAY: Ani's in the cohost Chair and Brett Payne of Street Fight Radio, Relatively Unknown, and our friendship returns to the show to talk about neo-Nazis being pummeled by Columbus OH residents at their last attempted march.
Are all racists feds? Or maybe gay, anti-Trump Republicans? Russians? And is there any difference between Nazis and anti-genocide activists anyway?
PLUS: A San Fransisco slimeball pimp-turned-anti-homeless-activist-turned-alleged-pimp-again, Raw Ricci, is arrested. We look at his awful viral rise to fame and the sensible centrist politicians who aided him.
We also learn about fans of Ricci's poverty porn harassment-style content and learn their not very surprising opinions about him being arrested for pimping and assaulting a minor.
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In honor of Dennis Prager's ongoing health crisis, we're unlocking this 2020 episode on his and Adam Corolla's generational epic: "No Safe Spaces"
FOR THE REST OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON DUE TO OUR SCHEDULE, MDC IS PATREON ONLY. SUPPORT THE SHOW AT http://PATREON.COM/MINIONDEATHCULT FOR ACCESS TO HUNDREDS OF BONUS EPISODES AND A NEW EPISODE EVERY WEEK.
As an end-of-year treat we cover No Safe Spaces, the Crisis on College Campuses documentary hosted by Dennis Prager and Adam Corolla with the seeming goal of convincing us how much people dislike them
Music: Beige Eagle Boys - Nothing's Ever Good Enough
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TODAY: We say goodbye to Matt Gaetz and marvel at his twitter response to the allegations against him.
PLUS: We delve deeper into the darkness of the Conservative Goths Facebook page than perhaps any other podcast to bring you tales of "Can I at least get a hug?" wife guys, more pro-fa rip-offs of antifa graphics, and a young goth concerned for a conservative family member who works for the federal government that DOGE promises to dismantle.
Fellow goths ask: can she inform on her coworkers to save herself?
ALSO: A Jaguar ad perplexes and infuriates the right wing, but thankfully they discover a Volvo ad into which they can put their hopes and dreams.
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FOR THE REST OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON DUE TO OUR SCHEDULE, MDC IS PATREON ONLY. SUPPORT THE SHOW AT PATREON.COM/MINIONDEATHCULT FOR ACCESS TO HUNDREDS OF BONUS EPISODES AND A NEW EPISODE EVERY WEEK.
TODAY: We visit X, the website for dads clapping-back at their daughter’s tik toks to watch a bitcoin breakdancer explain why he abandoned his family to be the oldest competitive funky white guy in the country
AND we dive into COWORKER CORE—that special blend of memes and music posted by the work acquaintance you made the mistake of friending on Facebook.
We look at the rightwing memes posted by one of Alex’s coworkers and discover a completely fake but trending story about Biden granting migrant slaves to families willing to house them. “You can’t make this sh*t up”
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TODAY: Marjorie Taylor Greene defends alleged pedophile sex trafficker Matt Gaetz, threatening to release ALL ethics investigations if Republicans don't ignore Gaetz's, MAGA responds: "We love your veiny c*ck, MTG!"
PLUS: More MTG as she uses Laken Reilly's killer's conviction as a rallying cry for mass deportations. We discuss the right's (historic) tactic of using female victimhood as a vehicle for fascism and discuss the ways racial grievance politics obscure actual class relations.
FINALLY: A "Never Trump" republican Fox Business host reveals that President Elect Trump consulted BlackWater exec Larry Fink about his Treasury Secretary pick (complimentary), and dissident anti-woke patriots share confusion about very basic class relations.
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TODAY: We say goodbye to a normal world as the show initiates the Peak Season Option and goes patreon-only for the rest of the year. (patreon.com/miniondeathcult)
ALSO: Bernie Sanders betrays the left by working to lower credit card interest rates... with Trump??
PLUS: "Anarchist" and Libertarian arguments for supporting these major financial institutions
FINALY: US Postal Workers are in the middle of "contract negotiations" in which their abysmally weak union wants them to accept a ~1% pay raise and further entrenchment of horrible working conditions.
We discuss some of those working conditions, discuss an active Vote No campaign, look back at the history of successful wildcat strikes and the possibility of one today, and address the continuous propaganda campaign against these workers and the USPS as a whole.
Music:
Kid Killowat- The Scope
Enumclaw- Change
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TODAY: We start with beautiful, confusing comments from the Minion Death Cult YouTube comment section (like and subscribe)
THEN: Some Democratic voters turn to conspiracy theory after the fallout of Harris's presidential loss. Did you know Elon Musk is a billionaire with multiple government contracts...?
PLUS: The grotesque menagerie of cabinet appointments announced by past and future president Trump leads the dissident right to proclaim "finally, the adults are back in charge."
ALSO: The myriad ways in which "anti-war" Trump supporters are dove-washing the explicitly pro-war, neoconservative officials with whom he surrounds himself.
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TODAY: We check out the right-wing reaction to Trump's win which is unfortunately hyper-fixated on assault, and ponder the hetero-flexibility that occurs in politically destabilized zones.
PLUS: Trump voters' daddy issues are still on display, this time via the Man Shed facebook page
AND: Staten Island Ferry workers' contract win + backpay enrages New York Post, commenters, twitter hashtag lawyers.
Music:
Purity Filter - Wisteria Awakens
Artificial Brain - Graveyard of Lightless Planets
Tony Williams - Fred
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It's so Joe-ver. Sorry for the late release folks. Busy week. We're the aftermath of Democrats' disastrous presidential campaign and faced with another Trump presidency
We review the Democratic party's strategy and figure out which scapegoat will allow us to learn nothing from this historic event.
Were Democrats too nice to latinos? Did they not sufficiently support Israel? Did they not gestate enough republican never-Trumper egg sacs? What is going on??
Also: The voting public's desire for "change" from a two-party system that only moves rightward, hemorrhaging working class voters but still winning the union vote, and a Democrat who helped Biden screw up the Afghanistan withdrawal figures out the real problem: trans kids on sports teams.
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It's that time of years: Election Day. And what an election it's been. We give the official MDC presidential prognosis (Both candidates will save democracy) and dive into the Trump campaign's truly bizarre endgame strategies.
Micro-targeted racism to Puerto Ricans, a spiteful McDonald's shift, handing your ground game off to Elon Musk who tells everyone your presidency will result in necessary hardship and a market crash, and many more incredible tactics.
Music:
Tyler, the Creator - Darling, I
Wachita China - BLOCK 47
Blood Incantation - Hidden Species (Vitrification of Blood pt. 2)
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TODAY: We're lamenting the existence of woke halloween decorations and mourning the loss of REAL halloween decorations (witch, skeleton, pumpkin) and we get some feedback about our criticism of the PEDOPHILES FOR HARRIS WALZ halloween sign.
PLUS: Trump gets a mean racist to open for him at Madison Square Garden, and several (Puerto Rican) Trump fans finally find the limit of their intolerance.
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It’s time. In honor of this special episode we turn to the namesake of this podcast and perhaps the root of our twisted timeline: da minions
We reflect on the 7 years of this show and recount some personal experiences with minions before diving into the stunningly revealing 2010 film.
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Music:
Cursed - Reparations
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TODAY: we're back after a brief illness/forgetfulness break to talk abut political halloween decorations, both good and bad, and why putting a giant "PEDOPHILES" sign on your lawn might not be the best way to own the libs.
ALSO: Trump ACTUALLY works at McDonalds, which means so much to the average worker, unless you're making fun of him in which case it was actually a savvy move to troll Kamala Harris (?)
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TODAY: Tony's in Seattle and Ani's in the studio with us as we sneak in an episode of Last Responders--Tony's miniseries covering the woke, body-horror, copaganda smash-hit 911: Lone Star.
On Season 4 Episode 13, feminist, metrosexual Fire Captain Strand (Rob Lowe) finds himself in a love triangle with the wealthy baddie he's been dating and her surprise husband with whom she has an "open" marriage.
A couple confrontations and several grievous bodily injuries later we find the cucked husband may not be as happy in his role as he seems.
ALSO: Dispatcher Grace is having trouble forgiving her father's infidelity, but can the power of christ help her suppress these concerns?
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Music:
Ahmad Jamal - I Love Music
- Visa fler
