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You have no idea the amount of twists and turns that await you on this Midnight Snack. Dan Acton opens the show with rugburns on his face, but we promise they're for reasons you will NEVER guess. Thick neck? You bet! Meanwhile, Dan creates his own Curb episode at the Alamo Drafthouse, and *phone buzz* sorry one second *checks phone* apologies, Dan's nudes finally came through. #OnlyDans It's actually a twisted story and will serve as a warning some many of you who listen. Meanwhile, Steve Jobs read his daughter to literal filth on his deathbed, and one slender Reddit mom doesn't want her body positive daughter to lay a hand on her wedding gown.
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Come closer so we can stroke your arm and hold your hand as Dan Acton and Michelle walk you through this Golden Globe nominated episode. Michelle nearly gets nabbed by Dutch customs in a very Bourne-like premise starring her and 3 humongous suitcase, while Dan is busy pleasuring people in airport breastfeeding pods (not really but.....) We then unpack the hand-holding seen round the world... Drew & Oprah, what to do when receiving or giving a horrible present, the worst gifts you've ever given, a 7 foot tall man who has "problems" "dating," in-laws dropping by unannounced, and what happens when bringing your dog to the office inspires other people to do the same.... plus lots of random side stories as usual!
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This episode is a less a snack and more a MEAL as so many cloches are whipped away to reveal things you need to hear! Michelle is joined by Dan, and the episode kicks off with a hilarious tale of thinking you're in a private showing of a film, only to have it be interrupted by a nice girl named Rebecca with interesting personal boundaries! Michelle gives her opinion on Saltburn aka The Talented Mr. Gen Z (she loved it) followed by an absolutely SLOPPY Chipotle visit that needs to be UNPACKED!!!! "It's almost like an autopsy table where they do the scooping..." exactly!! Then, for you patrons, we get into some Chipotle intrigue, specifically a woman who hurled a bowl at an employee and her hilarious sentencing by our new favorite person Judge Gilligan. And an incredible Sushi Sock update that finally clears Michelle's brother's name!!!! This episode is one for the ages. Enjoy!
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It's an XXL edition of Midnight Snack this week, with Dan Acton and Michelle HYPED UP on some early AM CAFFEINE and ready to GIVE. In typical SNACK fashion, we unpack our deepest childhood traumatic memories all stemming from a flea market circus. (South Floridians: YES we're talking about the Swap Shop.) Michelle talks about her sprained lil ankle, which was completely her fault, and Dan recaps a mid-air flight with his plane seatmate which leaves Michelle wondering whose side she's on. New Year's Even plans are hashed, rehashed, and ultimately left in the air, we reminisce about the innocence of Craigslist, Sharon Stone "still bangable at 65" (her words), and an advice question involving surveilling your teen that will leave you SPEECHLESS.
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It's been a minute since Dan and Michelle have reunited to chat, and they don't even know where to begin. From this phantom child's energy that's been following Michelle around all week, to Dan's first foray into men's shapewear (he is NOT the one wearing it relax), not a stone is left unturned. Following a little outlet mall recap (you can guess who gives this), they ask an important question: What do you bring in your overnight bag when staying at a romantic partner's house? If you said "one single condom" your name is Jordan Character and you are definitely a real person (this will make sense upon listening). Plus... LOTTO DRAMA! A lotto lawsuit leaves these old friends wondering about lottery legal ramifications that only a lawyer can answer. Now, if you'll excuse us... we have some scratchoffs to get to... *vinyl pants squeak away*
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Hi Midnight Snackers! We are doing daily episodes of The Michelle Collins Show (as well as Midnight Snacks!) over on www.patreon.com/michcoll. Head over to sign up for a free trial, the content is flowing. Please enjoy this free episode with hilarious guest Mamrie Hart!
It's a HALLOWEEN MIRACLE!! As The Michelle Collins Show welcomes one of the funniest to walk the Earth Mamrie Hart, of This Might Get Weird fame, to the show to celebrate HER favorite holiday.. Halloween!! It's like prom night between the Home Depot skeleton and Lil Amal! (Google.) Mamrie (who insists we use cams, video of which will be available to the Hello Everybody tier) shows up guns ablazin to unpack everything from martini carts to her Little Scamp Era, selling lone plums to neighbors, to her Fuddruckers era, where Michelle has stories revolving around hot tall Italian fake cops and their designer crossbody bags. This episode is SLUNG and HUNG!!! (Michelle is now wanted by Italian Authorities.)
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To celebrate a year of her mogul era, this episode of The Michelle Collins Show is free! To hear more episodes of this and Midnight Snack, head to www.patreon.com/michcoll to sign up for a free trial and to also watch video of this episode. Thank you all for a fabulous year!
How has it already been a year?! (Minus one day?) To celebrate what has genuinely been the most fun year in recent memory, Michelle is joined by her "lil sis" Abby Holland to reminisce about where they've come from and discuss some of the usual garbazh. As there is VIDEO of this ep (check the Patreon for the post!) the girls marvel over their mutual symmetry and possible "secretly rich" aura. One has wine, one has coffee, so ya know it's a scene. From Abby's visit to "Devil's Post Pile" (?) to Michelle's broken laptop, it's been an exciting 24 hours. Also covered: Designer eye patches, showering habits, alert babies, stir-fry, salad bars, contact lenses, Tony Danza vs John Stamos, and a house demolishing where we can all agree... YOU CALL IT, WE HAUL IT. We love you guys!! Thank you for a great year!!!
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FIRSTLY: We're cracking the case as to why the connection was so-so this episode. Know that things like this drive Michelle (typing) legitimately INSANE, and will be remedied for next week. SECONDLY: The episode still does what it needs to do! Dan is a regular Nalgene Kelly, we touch ever-so-lightly upon the Lizzo suit, we get the LOWDOWN on FLUTES, reminisce about the alcohols we're allergic to, and ask ourselves what we'd do in a NO QUESTIONS ASKED situation. Thank you for believing in us and our wifi!!
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Midnight Snack is an appropriate title for this week's episode as Michelle (Collins) and Dan (Acton) discuss the trials and tribulations of disgusting eaters, stemming from an upsetting yogurt bowl licking incident we'd like to never think about again. (Too late.) Plus, remember Gchat? The days of the past, we miss them so. Then, a lilll more Barbie talk, as Michelle realized maybe the reason she didn't connect with the movie was skeletally based. On to advice! One listener writes in with a typical dating app conundrum (you can write us too [email protected]), a cousin who sends romantic texts, a husband's friend who has welllllllll-crosssssseddd the line (Mich gets fired up at Dan about this but she loves him haha), and other questions that will have you FIRED UP in the COMMENTS.
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Dan Acton is back! So of course, Michelle does need to fill him on on yet more cruise details, like my Dad being "called on down" for the on-board Price is Right, or my Mom involving herself in a mini-feud with the on-board singer? Take your pick! What are those stone globes called anyway? Additionally... Barbenheimer... are we excited? Then, the latest dating "craze" as in it's a sign you need professional help: "Delusionships." Plus, the usual advice!
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Sure, it's a vacation week, but new shows are still coming your way, starting with this Midnight Snack with our guy Dan Acton who joins Michelle on a deep dive into Nordic culture, mainly haunted trolls, and a biblical tale that makes one realize the one thing the Bible was missing? Supernanny.
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What better way to wrap the week up then by discussing people's TYPES. In the case of Dan's crush, it's the Cryptkeeper! (To clarify: It's not Dan.) Michelle swears she's over her haircut but insists on telling one last trimmy tale including a shallow dive into the world of Edible Arrangements. The theme of this week's listener advice is I Hate (Blanks) Partner, and they dig all the way in. Michelle then pushes past her frontal lobe lobotomy to learn about the flies avoiding the dead. An episode that we can all agree doesn't have it all but has some.
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It's a Midnight Snack EVENT this week as we welcome arguably the most hilarious, deserving and charming player to ever win the game of Survivor... it's YAM YAM!! Live from San Juan, Puerto Rico! In this exclusive interview, Michelle gets to ask her most burning Survivor questions... most of them toilet-related, but not ALL... and it's guaranteed you will learn something about the man, the game, and even yourselves. (Also nice to know the players ALSO want Jeff Probst to curb his enthusiasm during the challenges a hair.) But it wouldn't be an episode without Dan Acton, so we kick things off with one of the dumber intros in our lifetimes which ends with discovering the worst thing Playboy Magazine has ever published: Their interview with Koko the Gorilla. (Centerfold sadly not included!!!!) Enjoy.
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Lots of tales rounded out by reader advice sums up this Midnight Snack quite nicely, as Dan Acton and Michelle unpack some truths and also myths. Michelle regales with a tense, edge of seat lost cell phone story, tearing labels off beer bottles, and a "famous" SHAWL story that begged to be retold. We get into vegetable fetishes, an upcoming "meet-cute" lol, and answer some listener questions! One lonely listener with a heart of gold looking to date again, and another who can't stop dating locals who were once married.
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Ever hang out with someone who is hangry? How do you deal? Michelle kicks off this week's star-studded episode (guest Dan Acton) by delving into this scenario. And to make things worse? You're being TIMED. WITH TROUT DIP NEARBY. We're anxious just typing this. We also recount an untimely neighborhood run-in which may or may not lead to Mich's NETFLIX DEBUT (a murder doc), 106-year-old turtles named Adolf, and of course advice! Is it a red-flag to let your ex see your dog? Or is a bigger red flag that Dan thought Boxing Helena starred Hilary Swank in the ring? What happens when a cheater... becomes a cheatee? #CheateeGirls What about greedy kids who want their daddy's lofts? Oh we have opinions on all this and even more on this pipin hot SNACK DIP.
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Here it is. The famous recap of Michelle's LFD (Last Friday Debacle) with the one and only Dan Acton. First, Dan recounts a calf-hearted run-in with his elderly neighbor that ended up involving 90 percent of Brooklyn's NYPD. Then... a hell portal opens in North Italy as Michelle finds herself face to face with 90 percent of Milan's mosquitos in an AirBnB run by a woman who may or may not be the head of a crime family. And how did she get there? On a train pulled by two poodle-horses. None of this makes sense now and sadly still won't after listening, but strap in for the usual roller coaster of Mich's life called "Always Something."
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This week, Michelle forces Dan to listen to her tales of haircuttery (and yes, she thinned it again and ruined it!), Dan invites a local stranger to his birthday party and the guy DOESN'T slaughter everyone, Michelle throws her hat into the ring to become a local restaurant singer in Paris, they battle it out over succession, but more importantly we lean into RACHEL BILSON'S SEX LIFE (finally!!!), Dan learns new and exciting things about the female form, PLUS advice!! 40 year old men who have never been on a date??? And ugly wives!?? Apparently!
NOTE: When we use video on the zoom the sound quality suffers! So next week it will be video off!
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A truuuuly stupid hour of your two favorite podcast hosts Michelle Collins and Dan Acton! Why has Dan become immersed in the world of Reverse Scamming? And why has Michelle become addicted to cutting inches off of her hair every day over the sink? Are they OK?! Of course not! They also delve into the common problem of not being able to lube up restaurant foods with the sauces of your choice, the mania around lining up for FAD FOODS, tipping movers overseas, getting tip-shamed at restaurants, and we also answer LISTENER QUESTIONS! Send your own questions in to [email protected]!
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A truuuuly stupid hour of your two favorite podcast hosts Michelle Collins and Dan Acton! Why has Dan become immersed in the world of Reverse Scamming? And why has Michelle become addicted to cutting inches off of her hair every day over the sink? Are they OK?! Of course not! They also delve into the common problem of not being able to lube up restaurant foods with the sauces of your choice, the mania around lining up for FAD FOODS, tipping movers overseas, getting tip-shamed at restaurants, and we also answer LISTENER QUESTIONS! Send your own questions in to [email protected]!
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This week's Hello Everybody tier MOM EP is free! If you enjoy this, know that we do one of these per week and many consider it their lone form of therapy. Sign up now at Patreon.com/michcoll
In a first, Michelle hosts this AME (All Mom Ep) from her bed as the illness continues, welcoming her mom Judy live from Miami for some extremely passionate debates. We weigh in on the last season of Survivor: Australia (WE DON'T SPOIL IT) and some of the "lookalikes" in the cast according to my "clearly blind" mom. A little sprinkling of Below Deck chat leads into an upsetting discovery of Lil' Curlies (my rapper name), some matzah ball chat, and as usual we weigh in on The Ethicist and Social Qs and read the NY Times columnists to filth.
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