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It's the spin off Mary has claimed she's been wanting for years: an all out Kimberly / Matt sitcom. But, it's still Melrose Place, so it's filled with dramatics, crime fighting, sex, and sarcasm.
In this remix, Jack Parezi comes into the universe, not to get Amanda back, but to get back at Kimberly and Matt. Will evil triumph over more evil?
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Coming soon - a FIVE WEEK special considering what would have happened if Matt and Kimberly had run off together after season three when they were both facing charges for murder.
Mystery.
Crime.
Murder.
Intrigue.
All this, and more.
All. July. Long.
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Saknas det avsnitt?
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In an epic collaboration between different intellectual properties, the cast of Melrose Place must confront enemies darker and more mysterious than ever before.
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Well, everything wraps up and ends. It is a sad, sad say for Teege and Mary, as the Models, Inc. 'Cast comes to its inevitable end. Of course, we knew there was no second season when we started, but it doesn't make it any easier.
Grayson's promised hitman arrives, accidentally killing Grayson at the wedding WITH NO VIABLE ESCAPE ROUTE, and chloroforms Carrie to Hell, Baby, Hooker Hell, somewhere in Central America.
Sarah's dad comes to town and punches Ben in order to defend Sarah from her addictions. Turns out, he is an alcoholic as well, swearing off the drink the day Sarah was born.
Anna is persona non grata in Models, Inc., and falls down the stairs with Cynthia and Julie walking away, leaving her to crawl to a phone on her own.
Hillary closes Models, Inc., just in time for Craig to propose to Julie.
Like that, the show, and this spin-off podcast, is over.
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It's almost over - unless someone comes through with the Models, Inc. reboot we've all been hoping for!
This is the second to last episode ... and the final one before Mary watches the show again before recording a podcast about it. Does that mean she has been coming to this spin-off unprepared? You decide.
Eric leaves his lady for good.
Sarah has to turn on Grayson after failing a drug test, stripping with no memory of it, accidentally giving away $40,000 for one dance, and getting fired from her big Ann York campaign.
Anna sleeps with the Director of Skin Deep in order to get the role based on Julie. When confronted by her step-sister, she says of course she slept with the Director to get the job - she was playing Julie, after all!
Finally, Grayson wins custody of her baby thanks to blackmailing the judge for his "judicial restraint." Then, she loses custody when the judge is re-blackmailed for his "judicial restraint."
It all ends next month!
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Is it Billy was flying high and crashed with Amanda? Or Michael's newfound commitment to his wife? Peter's chance with Amanda? Amanda's new contract? Who knows - whatever went up is now coming down.
Melrose Place, now featuring child abuse. Or, are we going to find out that Lori's just a single mom who works too hard, who loves her kid and never stops, with a gentle hand and a heart of a fighter, she's a survivor?
Bobby and Sydney are going to nowhere interesting, and fast. How is it that Bobby is living in Melrose Place and Amanda doesn't seem to care?
Alison brought her alcoholism to work for a day, picking up shifts at Shooter's after quitting D&D last night and this morning, in the longest box packing ever.
Matt is becoming a jaded gay. Ah, all the twinks get there. Too many wild canyon parties. But David turned out to be a jerk, somehow. Plus it seems that Alan just left, off screen. Okay, queen.
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Can this title have been any more in appropriately selected? One google search for Triumph of the Will and we feel like we're on a watch list somewhere.
Anyway - this week was fun. Amanda suddenly has a boss that's part of the ol' boys network, who totally has a bromance for Billy. To get her way to the top (?) of the agency that she is currently President of, she sleeps with Billy, while staring at the ceiling. To make it more demeaning, they did it at the conference, with Billy (presumably) loud enough for everyone to hear.
Rita is here - as the new version of Kimberly / Betsy - and she is a bad ass boss bitch.
Alison quits D&D over discomfort with the ethics.
Also, a big healthy dose of Julie Newmar.
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We have an all new special guest - the Boring undertaker herself comes on to discuss Melrose Place, and maybe, just maybe, confront Melrose Mary about the appropriate care of human cremains.
Also, we talk about all things Melrose Place. Matt's sexuality, his relationships with David and Alan, Sydney, Peter, Amanda, and everyone in between.
Look, we recorded this episode two weeks ago and I can't remember the plot details as I write it - but also Jane and Jo and Richard are fighting.
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We're heading headlong into the series finale, and there's just enough time to wrap things up messily.
Sarah from Iowa is getting hooked on drugs by Ben, formerly Adam's goon, now Grayson's goon. This will drive Sarah into Hookers, Inc.
Carrie is already in Hookers, Inc., having been driven to failure as a waitress by Grayson. She comes in handy when Grayson needs to blackmail a judge.
Julie and Anna are heating up, as only step-sisters can. SISTERS! Anna all out kisses Craig in the hot tub, so what exactly is her deal?
Finally, as always, the real stories are with Grayson. A power struggle with Hillary is on a slow boil. Custody struggles with Adam over Daniel, including false police reports and ignored restraining orders. Adam says the nanny is a regular "Mary Poppins" before she promptly calls the police.
Things are nearing an end, after two and a half years of monthly podcast episodes - there's just two more left!
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OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING!
We interrupt your regular stream of Melrose Place content to discuss our hopes, dreams, and fears for the new Melrose Place Reboot.
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Imagine, if you will, Matt operating as a more dutiful best man / gay of honor for Michael and Sydney's wedding in season two? What would have happened if he had hired Rhonda's Culinary Funk to do the catering?
"Does Michael know about this?"
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It is like Christmas in the spring time, because much to our surprise, BETSY JONES HAS ARRIVED! We were expecting Betsy as a season five specialty, but here she is, ready to go!
Additionally, Jo gets in on the blackmail business, although she's probably not going to be very good at it.
Richard is now working for Jane, so that's awkward.
Matt and Alan are in tuxedos on an altar, but sadly, there's a bride there as well.
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Imagine, if you will, what life would have looked like on Melrose Place if they couldn't land Heather Locklear as a permanent cast member, but still needed to do some stunt casting.
What if they brought in: Monica Lewinski, looking to escape her scandal-prone life in DC, and Bozo The Clown, with a dark, and mysterious secret...
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We're heading for the series finale, and thanks to IMDB's summary of this episode, I am spoiled by one of the main storylines - specifically what Anna is doing here. No worries though, I won't ruin it for the podcast description, which I assume is read by only a small percentage of people who listen to this.
But, Julie's actual sister-friend, Anna (obnoxiously referred to as a step-sister over and over) shows up to get in good with Julie but she is rebuffed by phone, by the hot tub, and in the office. She is just about to give up when Craig talks Julie into a little bit of forgiveness.
Adam and Grayson are doing a baby exchange, when baby falls off of a wagon and cuts his head. At that moment, Grayson solemnly swears that they must never use Daniel (this baby's name) as a weapon against each other. Whatever, by the end of the episode, when Adam won't mack up on Grayson, she says that if he leaves, he'll never see Daniel again - either they're one big happy family, or it's his son without a father.
Meanwhile, Grayson announces to the camera that Hookers, Inc. has a nice ring to it, and the first girl she's calling in to service is Carrie, who is hard on her luck because she is SO OLD (25?) and didn't save money from when she was young and hot. Lessons learned. Next up will most certainly be Sarah, as Grayson has Ben keeping an eye on her, and by "eye" we mean "drugs" and "on" we mean "in" but don't worry, by "her" we meant "her."
All this and more as Models, Inc. revs up to shut down ... unless season two is picked up by Netflix sometime soon!
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I think we all know who stole the show this week: Madge and Mabel! If you're rewatching along with us, you will no doubt agree that the characters of the week are the cantankerous old bags who think Billy has guts giving them a kick butt campaign.
What else happened? Alycia and Peter are scheming to bring down Bobby. It seems clear to us that Peter is working Alycia with the lie about his father, but the writers haven't made it clear. Is it possible that they just wrote that into the script? Amanda continues to play naive here.
Ghost Brooke is gone, and we must protest.
Jo, Jane, Jake, Richard, who cares?
But the special joy that is Sydney - she really is that good.
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The reboot hasn't happened ... YET.
Instead, we ask our robot to help us imagine a scenario where the characters of Melrose Place are now running a small college.
Scandal.
Tomfoolery.
Betrayal.
Kimberly's ghost.
I'd enroll.
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Well, the time has come for us to say goodbye to our first title-screened character since Rhonda walked out of Melrose Place and into her suburban catering empire.
Brooke, we hardly knew ye. Your scheming face, your every-day-gal persona, and your blackmail skills have left a lasting mark on the Melrose Place universe.
You'll actually be missed.
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Julie is growing and maturing as a person, as evidenced by setting up her boyfriend with a date.
Sarah decides to have an abortion, but then avoids a car accident, apparently losing the baby.
Cynthia is hospitalized, and has a heart to heart moment with Sarah and she decides she wants to live.
As always, the real story is with Grayson, Adam, and Monique. This is all about paternity, and who is the father. Surprise, it's Adam.
This show is getting so good and we're bummed that we know it's going to end soon.
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Well, Mary continues to be offended by the offensive and offending episode titles - this one about Brooke playing the role of satan in a dripping dress from her accidental drowning.
We get into it this week - more fan mail, this time involving a purple urn, ala Paul Bearer in 1996. We also discuss Matt, Allen, and the alleged lesbian involved in their relationship.
We discuss Amanda and Bobby, but only out of contractual necessity. But Peter and Alycia are at least interesting in this whole mess.
What else? I don't remember - but you will once you watch this great episode with us!
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What a sad loss of potential it was for all of the Models, Inc. characters to be sent away when Hillary closed the business.
Imagine, if you will, a scenario where David comes to LA, not knowing Amanda is his sister, and then...
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