WELCOME. THIS FIRST EPISODE WILL BE QUICK. WHO THE FUCK AM I? WHY ON EARTH I AM DOING THIS? AND SOME OTHER AMAZING QUESTIONS YOU HAVE THAT WILL BE ANSWERED. BEWARE: SARCASM, DARK HUMOR AND BAD, BAD, BAAAD WORDS WILL BE USED OFTEN. STAY AWAY IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE OR FROM THE CRYSTAL GEN. BLESSINGS, LIGHT AND NAMASTE MTF´S