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Hi, I’m Isa and this is my 8th shot of the night. Things are blurry, i took scissors to my hair and emerged with bangs, delusion, and a god complex.
Then i hit the streets, flirted with 47 men, just to bum a cig. Mission accomplished.
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This week, Isa spirals (again) — but like, cute-spiraling — about the eternal curse of growing up shy. She breaks down why outgoing people act like shy people are cryptids in the woods, and how being quiet doesn’t mean you’re plotting their downfall??
Spoiler: she’s literally just trying not to pass out from saying “hi.” Isa also has an existential friendship crisis (classic) and wonders if she’ll ever find her people or if she’s just doomed to be the mysterious background character forever.
Vibes are sad girl hour meets accidental comedy. Tune in for the overshare.
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Barista Bae kissed her ONCE and now she’s swearing off love like it’s dairy.
Is Isa entering her celibate monk era or just in deep denial? Will she ever date, text back, or even make eye contact again?
Tune in for confusion, overanalysing, and a breakdown or two - probably.
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This week, Isa accidentally “flirts” her way into the barista’s Instagram and spirals into an existential crisis about dating again (love is dead but maybe iced oat lattes aren’t?).
We also talk about James Charles getting cancelled for the 73rd time, Evan Johnson rotting in jail where he BELONGS, and Kayla living her best, most feral free-woman life.
It’s chaos, it’s healing, it’s legally questionable—so basically, a perfect episode.
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Isa and her sister accidentally befriend a guy barista (?) and get roped into one of those random "questions about guys" TikTok videos filmed on the street (painfully awkward).
Also, casual announcement: MY SISTER IS MOVING TO PARIS?! We’re spiraling. Grab a coffee (or three) and cry-laugh with us.
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Isa and Monique discuss why Love Island is their roman empire and how a man can go from ‘he’s so hot omg’ to ‘this dude needs to shut the hell up’ in 0.2 seconds. Beauty fades, the ick is forever.
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In this week’s episode, Isa rants about how dressing like a little boy from 2003 doesn’t make her gay, and how people need to stop playing Fashion Police x Sexuality Detective.
Just because she moves her hands a certain way doesn’t mean she’s into your cousin, Karen. Mind your business. Let people wear what they want and be who they are - unless they’re wearing toe shoes. Then, judgment is allowed. STOP.
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Isa got a bone to pick with the universe - because why does NO ONE have a crush on her? And to make matters worse, she's in a battle of emotions with the ghost of a guy she cut out of her life... but for some reason, he still won't leave her head.
It's a whirlwind of frustration, self-reflection, and trying to move on from something that’s been haunting her thoughts.
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Reading body language and unpacking self-sabotage, because who doesn’t love to ruin their own life every now and then?
Grab your snacks, it’s about to get awkward, hilarious, and uncomfortably relatable. Don’t worry, we’re all falling apart together.
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Isa dishes out the harsh truth about breaking no contact: Don’t do it. You’ll feel stupid and just feed his ego.
She also gets real about how, if she were a man, she’d be bonerless because nothing turns her on.
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In this week’s episode, Isa dives into the importance of being comfortable with your own company. She reflects on how vital it is to focus on personal growth and self-love before diving into the world of dating.
While dates can be fun, Isa shares that if you’re not feeling great about yourself or in a good mental space, jumping into relationships might not be the best move.
After trying to date again following the end of her situationship, Isa opens up about how it wasn’t as exciting or fulfilling as she expected, reminding listeners that sometimes, being alone is the best way to rediscover yourself.
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So, what's new? Not much, just your girl unraveling in real time. Isa finally pulls the plug on the French guy - c'est fini - and let’s just say, she’s got some thoughts.
Then, in a plot twist, she dives deep into the age-old debate: are platonic friendships or romantic relationships more important? Spoiler: platonic wins, even though sometimes they hurt more than a stubbed toe.
Tune in for the vibes, the chaos, and maybe a few life lessons (but mostly just the vibes).
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Isa is surprisingly feeling the love this Valentine’s Day. She questions if boyfriends should ask their girlfriends to be their Valentine or if it’s a given.
Plus, she spirals into a conversation about the trauma response of constantly wanting to start over and move on.
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Isa takes you through everything you need to know about clubbing and bar hopping in Paris - now that she’s spent 7 months mastering the art of the night out in the city.
From the best spots to hit to insider tips, she’s got you covered. And of course, no Parisian night out story is complete without a wild anecdote - Isa spills the tea on a recent night where she stumbled into Fashion Week models and somehow ended up getting into exclusive clubs for free.
You won’t want to miss this one!
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Isa dives deep into the oddly fulfilling art of being a B friend. You know, the one who’s there, in the background, silently cheering you on.
We lay out a list of reasons why being the background friend isn’t actually a curse. Spoiler: it might be more fun than being the main friend! But Isa had to spiral into a whole tangent about how some guy is definitely lowkey stalking her.
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Isa’s embracing change - aka she got nipple piercings because, duh, it’s an instant hotness upgrade. Welcome to the club.
Should you get them too? Probably, but let’s break it down. Meanwhile, she barely survived her death-trap Parisian apartment stairs, almost broke an elbow, and literally sliced her ass.
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Isa is full-on crashing out over her love life because her situationship ended... like, is it even over? Literally question mark.
Paris is supposed to be the city of love, but all it’s giving is emotional damage and overpriced coffee. Chaos, the delusions, and Isa trying to make sense of why boys in Paris are just as trash as boys everywhere else.
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This week, Isa goes all in on tarot readings and exposes the scam behind love readings - like, they’re just out here feeding our delusions and snatching our money. Period. Sure, it’s fun to believe, but let’s be real: no deck of cards is telling you when you’ll meet your soulmate.
Isa’s on a mission to break the spell (literally) and stop us all from spiraling over vague predictions. Tune in for the hot takes, the hard truths, and a little tough love.
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This week, Isa and her sister Moni reunite and dive headfirst into chaos. Moni spills on how she bleached her eyebrows and got literally laughed at by strangers, while Isa talks about bleaching her hair and ending up with a full-on facial rash.
Oh, and of course, we sprinkle in some classic drama because what’s a sibling catch-up without roasting bad decisions? Tune in for the laughs, the oversharing, and the questionable life choices.
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In this week’s episode, Isa recounts the absolute chaos of being hungover on a flight (spoiler: it’s worse than you think) and how she almost got sued during her last night out with a friend who’s leaving Paris. It’s giving legal drama, emotional damage, and questionable life choices.
Also, why are men so dramatic? Like, relax—you're not the main character. Tune in for the mess, the unsolicited opinions, and Isa trying (and failing) to keep it together.
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