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Welcome back, Neighbours!
The girls are fresh from the Gold Coast Marathon weekend and officially in their running era. But apparently running is not just about fitness. The running community might be the horniest group on Earth, and Strava could be the new Tinder.
Steph kicks things off with a classic disaster after trying a Zyn pouch at the pub. Instead of a buzz, she ended up mute, dizzy and nauseous for three hours.Holly then shares the story of an awkward holiday romance in Ireland that ended with a failed goodbye kiss and a guy sprinting alongside her Uber.
Steph follows with the time she ran cross-country with a broken arm, then accidentally flashed the school while showing off her cast at assembly.The Neighbours also need advice on two awkward money dilemmas. One listener is drowning in bridesmaid expenses, while another gets caught in the dreaded family discount trap.
Finally, a Bali romance unravels when a listener discovers her holiday fling may actually be someone else’s husband.Then Steph closes the episode with a house-sitting horror story involving a baby monitor, an empty nursery and the sound of a child giggling in the dark.
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KEY TALKING POINTS
GOLD COAST MARATHON
Why Strava might be the new Tinder.
STEPH’S ZYN DISASTER
One nicotine pouch ruins her entire night.
HOLLY’S UBER SPRINT
An awkward kiss ends with a man chasing her Uber.
BLOOMERS AND BROKEN ARMS
Steph accidentally flashes the school during assembly.
THE BRIDESMAID INVOICE
How much is too much to spend on someone else’s wedding?
THE FAMILY DISCOUNT
A cousin says to pay whatever, then expects full price.
THE HOLIDAY HUSBAND
A Bali romance leads to a secret family on Instagram.
THE BABY MONITOR
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This week on Girls Next Door, the girls unpack the viral Empire State Building proposal that had everyone talking. Romantic? Yes. Terrifying if you hate heights? Also yes.
From there, things spiral into the cringiest things we’ve done to impress a crush, including jumping off roofs, questionable schoolyard rumours and a very traumatic guinea pig story.
The Neighbours have also sent in some unhinged letters this week. We’re talking mouth breathers during beauty appointments, a deeply awkward family laundry situation involving a “fun time sock”, and whether a 29-year-old should go there with a 23-year-old teammate of her friend’s brother.
Then, to finish, we get into a seriously creepy listener horror story about handwritten letters found in an old horse stable and a family rumour that one grandfather may have gotten away with murder.
It’s chaotic, awkward, a little bit gross and very Girls Next Door.
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Key Topics
Empire State Building Proposal
The viral proposal that set the bar very high, literally.Cringey Crush Behaviour
The embarrassing, chaotic and slightly dangerous things we’ve done to impress someone.
The Guinea Pig Story
A childhood rumour involving a dead guinea pig, Listerine and a playground full of lies.
Festival Romance
Summer flings, messy love loops and the drama that comes with overlapping crushes.The
Mouth Breather Dilemma
A Neighbour needs help dealing with sensory overload during a beauty appointment.
The “Fun Time Sock”
A deeply awkward listener confession about a mum, her son and one very uncomfortable laundry routine.
Age Gap Debate
A 29-year-old Neighbour wants advice on whether she should pursue a 23-year-old.
The Hidden Letters
A listener horror story about old handwritten letters, a derelict horse stable and a possible family murder secret. -
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Welcome back Neighbours! In this episode, the girls react to a newly released list of the world’s top 20 countries with the most handsome men, and they have some strong opinions about Australia being completely left off the list.
Things take a hilariously weird turn as they react to a listener whose boyfriend looks identical to her brother, plus another listener who discovered her partner has secretly been keeping a performance-review-style spreadsheet rating every meal she’s made for the past two years.
The girls then take a nostalgic trip down memory lane to cure their winter blues, reliving some of their most chaotic European holidays. From a terrifying mid-air quad bike crash in Mykonos to a completely misunderstood “rescue mission” on a boat dock in Ibiza, this episode is packed with wild stories, shocking confessions, sibling drama and absolute chaos.
Key Topics
The World’s Most Handsome Men
The girls break down a viral list ranking the top 20 countries with the most handsome men, including Spain taking out the number one spot and Australia somehow missing from the list completely.
Lookalike Lovers
A listener shares that her boyfriend looks exactly like her brother, and while she is deeply uncomfortable, he finds the whole thing hilarious.
The Warm Toilet Seat Panic
A teenage listener asks the classic “sealed section” question about whether sitting on a warm public toilet seat can somehow pass on an STI.
The Mykonos Quad Bike Crash
The girls revisit one of their most chaotic holiday moments, involving a quad bike malfunction, a brick wall, and a terrifying mid-air backflip.
The Ibiza Boat Dock “Rescue”
A hilarious misunderstanding where the girls thought they were saving someone from drowning, only to realise they had interrupted a local man having a private bathroom moment in the water.
The Cooking Evaluation Spreadsheet
A listener discovers her partner has secretly created an Excel spreadsheet rating two years’ worth of her home-cooked meals.
Sibling Stealing Habits
A listener named Eden calls out her younger sister Ila for constantly stealing everything from skincare products to brand-new clothes with the tags still attached.
Nose Piercing Etiquette
The girls debate whether there is an age limit for certain facial piercings and when a style starts becoming “too old”.
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Welcome back to another massive episode of Girls Next Door!
This week, we are making history because we have our first-ever male guest climbing through the window! We are joined by none other than Portugal’s own TikTok superstar and ‘community boyfriend’, Bernie Moreira.
We didn’t give him a second to breathe before jumping straight into a rapid-fire game of Red Flag, Green Flag. From good morning texts after a first date to having absolutely no social media, Bernie gives us the ultimate unfiltered guy’s perspective. Plus, he finally answers the age-old question: Who is the bigger red flag between the two of us? And yes, his answer completely shocked us.
Later in the episode, things get a little unhinged as Bernie settles a game of Which Sister?, calling out who is most likely to date someone purely for their looks, who would date a significantly younger guy and who is actually the hardest to date.
Finally, we dim the lights for a legendary D&M session. Bernie shares an unbelievable, jaw-dropping dating story involving a ‘Let Them Know’ anonymous STI text notification that you truly have to hear to believe. We also dig deep into modern dating culture, the pressure social media puts on women’s appearance, why men struggle to be vulnerable and his controversial philosophy on why missionary is the absolute best position of all time.
Bernie was such an open book, and we couldn’t have asked for a better first male guest. If you haven’t already, make sure to like, subscribe and send this episode to all your friends, because that’s what good neighbours do!
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Neighbours! In this episode of Girls Next Door, the girls are back (literally) and feeling the physical toll of their wild lifestyle. Steph recounts a catastrophic back injury triggered by a simple treadmill walk that left her "laugh-twerking" in pain on a lift floor.
The trip down memory lane doesn't stop there. The girls dive into their chaotic "Van Life" days in Byron Bay, featuring encounters with machete-wielding neighbours, mysterious cult leaders, and a local eccentric known for humping bicycles.
Later, they tackle tough listener dilemmas in the Sealed Section and Confessions:
The Travel Trap: A concerned father writes in about his daughter’s romance with a "douchebag" traveler.The Seven-Year Itch: A listener wonders if a lack of shared ambition is a dealbreaker in a long-term relationship.First Date Philosophies: The group debates the merits of having sex on the first date to test chemistry immediately.Finally, the episode wraps up with a hilarious "Horror Story" involving a Spring Break festival, a desperate need for a bathroom, and a very unfortunate shoulder ride.
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In this massive episode, the Girls Next Door are officially stepping into their business girl era!
But before they launch their secret business later this year, a nostalgic drive through Hawthorn sends them completely down memory lane.
Get ready for some incredibly wild, hilarious, and triggering stories from their university days. From awkward college lock-ins and accidental bathroom interruptions to legendary pranks involving a Shrek soundtrack, this episode covers it all.
Plus, they read some hilarious listener confessions including a shared house drama featuring laxatives in the milk, and a full-blown murder mystery.
Finally, they answer a deep-dive dilemma from a Spanish listener asking, "Am I auto-sabotaging my relationship, or am I just not that into him?" They weigh in on relationship pressures, friendship group dynamics, and why you should never force yourself to conform.
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Grab a glass of red wine, girls, because this week's debrief is absolutely chaotic. Steph finally went on that highly anticipated dating-app date, but she wasn’t expecting a third wheel to completely hijack the night. Enter: a 60-year-old human behavior researcher who decided to use the guy sitting next to them as a live case study. We break down the literal facial features of a psychopath, why he asked for a kiss at the most awkward moment possible, and the exact etiquette of first-date kissing.Plus, we open up the voicemail inbox for a listener story titled "The Midnight Massacre" and trust us, it involves a wild turn of events that no first date should ever face.
In this episode, we cover:
The Ultimate Third Wheel: How a stranger evaluated Steph's date right in front of his face.
Psychopath Checklist: The asymmetric facial features and "dead eyes" to watch out for.
"The Midnight Massacre": A listener's horror date involving a surfboard injury and a very panicked mother.
Highway to Hell: Why you should always check exactly how far away your date lives before getting into the Uber.
The Sealed Section: Holly and Steph recount the time they accidentally stumbled into an exclusive, adults-only Melbourne event and the awkward run-in with someone from their brother's school.
The Alpha Friendzone: Steph explains how she aggressively "shacka’d" and "friendzoned" a high-profile AFL footballer.Follow & Subscribe! If you love the chaotic energy, make sure to like, subscribe, and send this to your besties. Have your own horror date story? Slide into our DMs or send us a voicemail to be featured on the next Golden Hour segment! -
Welcome back to the neighborhood for a massive milestone Episode 10! The energy is electric this week as Steph and Holly Davey are joined in the studio by two-time Olympian, twin mum, and absolute powerhouse Morgan Mitchell. The girls kick things off with a hilarious trip down memory lane, unpacking the reality of how they all actually met through their exes back in their shared Collingwood days.
The unfiltered conversation rolls straight into a massive, unforgettable "Sealed Section", but the real shockwave hits when the girls expose Steph’s best-kept secret. Her past life playing in the Lingerie Football League (LFL). Steph recounts the peak hilarity of trying to keep her push-up-bra-and-camoflage athletic career completely hidden from the staff at the school where she taught, leading to an incredibly funny confrontation with a 6'8" former AFL ruckman.
Things wrap up with a wild, laugh-out-loud "After Dark" segment featuring listener confessions. It’s an episode packed with laughs, banter, and zero filter.
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G'day neighbours! Settle in, because this week’s neighborhood catch-up gets properly hectic.
Steph kicks things off with a massive, two-layer weekend announcement that leaves everyone stunned. She has officially "come out" to her inner circle and entered her dating app era.
After putting her profile entirely in the hands of her best mates, the girls projected it onto the big screen for a brutal, hilarious swiping session. From analyzing the exhausted looks of the local dating pool to lowering the age bracket, Steph shares exactly why she has been thrust into her new chapter as a proud "Modern Cougar."
To test her official status, Holly subjects Steph to a high-stakes "Modern Cougar Quiz," grilling her on everything from ideal date nights to financial realities and music tastes.
The laughter only gets louder as the girls read through a fresh stack of unhinged neighbour confessions. From a hilariously awkward "Sharehouse Smuggler" who steals luxury items from his dates to elevate his mates' messy living conditions, to an absolute shocker of a "Sealed Section" story where a morning-after encounter crashes head-first into an unexpected family reunion, no topic is off-limits.
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Neighbours! Welcome back for another MASSIVE episode. The vibes are high as Steph and Holly return from a chaotic weekend at the Gold Coast for the WSL. Between hanging out in VIP tents and recovering from the "G-Coast flu," the girls are joined by a very special guest: Collingwood captain, bestie and all-round legend, Ruby Schleicher.
Things take a turn for the unhinged as the girls recount the legendary (and painful) weekend their brother Nathan managed to break every single sister's arm in various sporting mishaps.
Plus, the letterbox is absolutely packed with unhinged listener confessions, featuring a "fart wrap" story, a Christmas cricket bouncer to the eye, and a babysitting mix-up that nearly ended in an accidental kidnapping.
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Neighbours, welcome back for what’s been an absolute mental week. Following the massive response to Holly’s recent split, the girls are leaning right into their "single era" and the tightening of the community. They kick things off by chatting about why the "big block" is a non-negotiable move to protect your peace from burner accounts and toxic vibes. It’s more than just hitting a button, it’s a proper bonding session for everyone who’s had to choose themselves and move on.
To celebrate this fresh start, the girls have a high-stakes Rom-Com Draft, arguing over the best 90s and Y2K classics. Everything from 10 Things I Hate About You to How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
The games keep rolling with a round of "Build-a-Boy," where they try to put together the perfect partner based on looks, work, values, hobbie and personal qualities. However, they quickly realise that even a fit, 6'4" bloke with family values is a total deal-breaker if he’s got a squeaky high-pitched voice or a dodgy habit of snaking your waves in the surf.
Things get properly hectic during the "After Dark" segment, as the girls go through a stack of neighbour confessions. We’re talking petty revenge involving golf balls in exhaust pipes, and a first-sleepover horror story that involves a tragic dog seizure and a frantic bathroom retrieval. No topic is off-limits here. Amidst the chaos, the girls reckon there are some solid ways to heal, from "unbroken writing" journals to just getting up and dancing. It’s a timely reminder to stop wasting time on "dirty dogs" and start backing yourself.
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In our most personal episode yet, Holly opens up about the end of her "girls' group chat holiday romance." From the fast-tracked reality of living together to the red flags she couldn't ignore, we’re pulling back the curtain on why some relationships are simply not sustainable.
We dive into the "inevitable" three-month mark, the drain on personal energy, and the bizarre world of post-breakup burner accounts and fake narratives. Plus, we introduce a brand new segment: The Burn Book, where we list the behaviors we are leaving behind for good.
Stick around for Breakup Confessions, including a wild story of mutual cheating and a high-stakes dog-napping for the sake of "Pickles" the Dachshund. We wrap things up with a "Take Him Back or Walk Away" quick-fire round and a fairy tarot card reading that points to a very bright future. -
This week, we’re recapping the WSL after-party chaos where Steph gets relentlessly pursued by a Gen Z “hair-flicker” who definitely lied about his age. We finally put Holly's harmonica skills to the test.
Plus, we dive into your letters about near-death experiences, including the many lives of Brianna and some truly unhinged confessions involving "shower thrones," the "ant eater" anatomy lesson, and a very unexpected closet companion. -
Get ready for a laugh-out-loud episode as Steph and Holly Davey welcome the iconic Irish comedian Joanne McNally to the studio for Girls Next Door.
Fresh off her comedy tour, Joanne dives into everything from her early life being adopted in Ireland to her hilariously unfiltered take on dating and relationships in her 40s.
The group compares notes on the gentlemanly (but sometimes chaotic) nature of Irish men versus the "she’ll be right" attitude of Aussie blokes, and Joanne explains the origin of the "Pussy Palace".
They also touch on the more serious side of societal expectations, discussing body image and the pressures women face today.
In our Confessions segment, things take a bizarre turn as we hear from a listener who dug himself into a hole so deep he might hit the Earth's core: what do you do when you accidentally gift your main girlfriend a necklace belonging to a "side-chick's" dead grandmother?
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Would you jump into the water with 20 people just to keep a legend afloat? What if a Great White was waiting for you on the other side?
In episode three, Steph and Holly Davey are coming to you straight from the energy of the Rip Curl Pro at Bells Beach. The girls recount a life-changing morning out on the water with the legendary Barney Miller and 8-time World Champ Steph Gilmore, a session that quickly turned from "pro-surfing royalty" to "two seals in a shark tank".
The chaos doesn't stop at the shoreline. Steph and Holly dive deep into the Davey family archives for a round of "I Can’t Believe They Let Us Do That," featuring:
The "Methylated Spirits" Cure: Why their dad’s answer to every sports injury involved a bottle of Metho and biting on a jumper.
Fireball Soccer: A childhood game involving toilet paper, more methylated spirits, and a complete lack of adult supervision.
From swallowing sausages whole to a very specific (and slightly terrifying) Russian Babushka doll incident.
Whether it's dodging sharks or dodging HR nightmares in the IT department, this episode is a wild ride with the Girls Next Door.
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Welcome back to Girls Next Door! In episode two, Steph and Holly are sorting through the aftermath of their launch party and a mystery marketing campaign that had everyone (including their moms) asking questions. Things take a turn for the dramatic as Steph recounts saving an 80-year-old man from a rip while surfing at "Roadies," only to have the moment lightened by some very confusing "gratitude".The girls also address a "Bachelorette" expose in The Herald Sun and face off in Trauma Checkmate, where stories of stolen silverware and rigged high school dance battles compete for the ultimate crown. Finally, we open the Sealed Section for some truly wild listener submissions—including a woman whose thumb was replaced by her big toe and a date that ended in a very literal "sticky" situation.
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In the first episode of Girls Next Door, we’re (Steph and Holly... hey 👋) starting at 100mph with stories that are equal parts tragic, traumatic, and just plain gross.
We’re revisiting the day a childhood home went up in flames before diving into a listener inbox that truly needs an exorcism.We unpack "Atrium-Gate"—a Year 12 Biology disaster involving a fern, a "code brown," and a 10-year cover-up—and help a listener who is currently "dyin’" inside after moaning her ex’s name in the heat of the moment.
Plus, we tackle the ultimate "red flag" mystery: what do you do when your dentist boyfriend has a locked room full of labeled human teeth?
From a tattoo cream hack that left a relationship feeling a little too numb, to a "meet the parents" dinner where the dad turns out to be a former bathroom-cubicle hookup, this episode is a wild ride through smoke, scandals, and very shitty secrets.
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It starts as a normal chat… and ends somewhere it probably shouldn’t.
