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Title: Michael Phelps Returns to Tank at Sea World
Author: Doyle Redland
Format: Original Recording
Length: Not Yet Known
Language: English
Release date: 12-25-17
Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.
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Title: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: A Critical Analysis
Author: Lori Schafer
Narrator: Lori Schafer
Format: Unabridged
Length: 10 mins
Language: English
Release date: 12-20-17
Publisher: Lori Schafer
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
A lighthearted analytical look at the most beloved television Christmas special of all time - Rankin and Bass' Claymation Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. -
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Title: Paranormal Nonsense
Subtitle: Blue Moon Investigations, Book 1
Author: Steve Higgs
Narrator: Peter Fullagar
Format: Unabridged
Length: 10 hrs and 53 mins
Language: English
Release date: 11-01-17
Publisher: steven j higgs
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
Tempest Michaels does not believe in the paranormal, in fact he thinks it is all nonsense, so why does he investigate it for a living? Because he is the only professional Paranormal Investigator in the Country and business is booming.
Following a spate of violent deaths with vampiric characteristics Tempest can ignore the case no longer. The police are getting nowhere and solving the mystery falls into his job description. This would be enough motivation, but when the alluring PC Amanda Harper, AKA PC Hotstuff, asks for his help the lonely voice from his pants demands he do all he can to solve the case, find the killer and win a one way trip to her knickers.
Aided by his friends, encumbered by his mother ("Why are there no grandchildren, Tempest?"), advised by a clearly deluded occult book shop owner, and surrounded on all sides by beautiful women that just want to be friends, Tempest soon finds himself up to his eyeballs in wannabe vampires who want to kill him while simultaneously investigating reports of a Bigfoot terrorizing the local countryside and dealing with a pesky Poltergeist that is disturbing poor old pensioners.
It will get worse before it gets better and all he really wants is a date with an attractive woman. -
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Title: Punk Rock Nursing Home: Thatcher Day Celebrations 2043 AD
Author: Marcus Blakeston
Narrator: James Warrior
Format: Unabridged
Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins
Language: English
Release date: 11-01-17
Publisher: RetroACTIVE
Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 2 votes
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
Every year, on the anniversary of the death of 1980s prime minister Margaret Thatcher, the elderly residents of State Retirement Home SY-379 hold a festival of celebration. Balloons and bunting go up, raucous punk music is played, memories are relived by those who still have all their faculties, and a good time is had by all.
With the 30th anniversary of Thatchers death coming up in just a few weeks, Colin Baxter decides to make this years Thatcher Day something to be remembered. He contacts octogenarian punk band Sick Bastard and books them to play live at the retirement home, promising to pay them in free beer.
Theres just one problem: how to get the band, their equipment, and the beer, past the Gestapo retirement home manager who lives upstairs? -
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Title: McDonald's Considers Franchising Restaurants After 70 Years of Being Family Owned and Operated
Author: Doyle Redland
Format: Original Recording
Length: 1 min
Language: English
Release date: 11-01-17
Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy
Ratings: 1 of 5 out of 1 votes
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
The company has been staffed almost entirely by blood relatives and in-laws for decade.
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Title: U.N. Weapons Inspectors Are Thoroughly Unimpressed with Yemeni Weapons
Author: Doyle Redland
Format: Unabridged
Length: Not Yet Known
Language: English
Release date: 10-18-17
Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy
Ratings: 1 of 5 out of 1 votes
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
The inspectors say they are a little embarrassed for the Yemeni army.
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Title: 220 Things to Know About Being Famous
Author: Frank Shapiro
Narrator: Janine Grand
Format: Unabridged
Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
Language: English
Release date: 09-12-17
Publisher: Frank Shapiro
Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
A short snappy insight into what the celebrities may go through in order to be famous. If you have ever wondered what those who are famous go through in different areas of their life, then this then this list of 220 comments is for you.
This book is a bit of fun and is perfect for those who want to be famous, who are famous or used to be famous. It is also for people who are just curious about some of the things famous people go through.
Headings of this short book:
10 Things to Know About Being Famous
10 Reasons Why People Want Fame
10 Ways to Be Famous and Have a Private Life
10 Reasons to Remain an Individual
10 Things the Famous Love About Being Famous
10 Things the Famous Dislike About Being Famous
10 Ways for Celebrities to Get On With Adoring Fans
10 Things the Famous Want In a Life Partner
10 Things About the Famous And The Media
10 Reasons Why the Famous Want Privacy
10 Reasons for the Famous To Remain Single
10 Ways for the Famous To Find Their True Life Values
10 Ways for the Famous To Have Their Needs Met
10 Reasons Why the Famous Should Have a Coach
10 Reasons Why Things Go Wrong for the Famous
10 Dangers About Achieving Instant Fame
10 Reasons Why the Famous May Be Insecure
10 Reasons Why the Famous Can Never Retire
10 Reasons Why Fame Doesn't Always Bring Fulfilment
10 Reasons Not to Be Famous
10 Differences Between Being a Local/National Celebrity and Having Worldwide Fame
10 Reasons Why the Famous Need to Stay Grounded -
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Title: The 7 Habits of Highly Defective People
Subtitle: And Other Bestsellers That Won't Go Away
Author: Cathy Crimmins, Tom Maeder
Narrator: Cathy Crimmins, Tom Maeder, Mason Adams, Joseph Campanella, Richard Gilliland, Arte Johnson, Ari Meyers, Cathy Moriarty
Format: Unabridged
Length: 1 hr and 38 mins
Language: English
Release date: 08-14-17
Publisher: Phoenix Books
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
Better than CliffsNotes, funnier than Monarch Notes, and shorter than the originals - here is a collection of all the best sellers you've heard about!
And more! -
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Title: The US Department of Evil Says All Must Die
Author: Doyle Redland
Format: Original Recording
Length: Not Yet Known
Language: English
Release date: 07-26-17
Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
[Contains explicit content] This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source. -
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Title: Barack's Apocalypse
Subtitle: Yurope 2
Author: Michael Saint Wood
Narrator: Michael Saint Wood
Format: Unabridged
Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
Language: English
Release date: 07-13-17
Publisher: EmptyHero
Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 1 votes
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
What if Trayvon Martin survived and George Zimmerman died in his place? What if President Barack Obama accidentally transformed African Americans into horrific, Lovecraftian abominations while trying to make them all light skinned? Trayvon Martin, Michael Brown, President Barack Obama, Bill Cosby and dozens of other real life pillars of black community meet and clash in this satirical epic by the author of Yurope!: Hillary's Invasion. -
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Title: Americans Are Watching Better Sex Than Ever Before
Author: Doyle Redland
Format: Original Recording
Length: Not Yet Known
Language: English
Release date: 06-30-17
Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
A report says Americans sometimes watch sex every night of the week.
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Title: The Guide to Surviving Florida, Volume 1
Author: Colleen Wool
Narrator: Anthony Pica
Format: Unabridged
Length: 20 mins
Language: English
Release date: 06-30-17
Publisher: Colleen Wool
Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 1 votes
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
Many people travel to Florida every year. But Florida is different from most states. Conveyed with a sense of humor, I will take you through some of my survival tips in dealing with what we encounter in a Floridian's everyday life. When you utilize my information, you too can Survive Florida. -
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Title: Donald Trump's Top Secret Concession Speech
Author: John Sheirer
Narrator: Mike Hardeman
Format: Unabridged
Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins
Language: English
Release date: 06-20-17
Publisher: Author's Republic
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
Donald Trump doesn't want you to listen to this book. Trump is president. Unfortunately, that bell can't be unrung. But what if....
What if, for a very brief period of time, Donald Trump had actually developed a sliver of moral decency just before the election? What if he thought he was going to lose the election? Even more importantly, what if he thought that he should lose the election because he realized that he's a terrible person with no business being president? What if Donald Trump spent a few days with an audio recorder making notes for the concession speech he thought he would have to deliver on election night? What if those notes were made public? What would Donald Trump sound like if he had something resembling a conscience? Start listening to this book and find out.... -
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Title: Ryan the Heartless
Author: Amanda Lash
Narrator: Cherise Knapp
Format: Unabridged
Length: 58 mins
Language: English
Release date: 06-19-17
Publisher: Hyperbolic Productions
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
This is a work of humorous fantasy as well as political parody. Any persons who actually exist are public figures and depictions here are exaggerated and used for purposes of satire and political commentary as protected by law and the first amendment of the US Constitution.
This is the sequel to Donald Trump: Necromancer and I Was a Teenage Were-Panda. In this installment the heroic band of revolutionaries, including a scientist with a mechanical hand, a son of a titan, and a vampire folk singer, make a stealth raid on Capitol Hill and confront the evil Necromancer in Chief as well as a surprisingly formidable speaker of the house. -
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Title: A New Study Finds 90 Percent of Plane Landings Just Barely Pulled Off
Author: Doyle Redland
Format: Original Recording
Length: 1 min
Language: English
Release date: 06-14-17
Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
Pilots say it is a miracle the planes legs dont snap off after touching the tarmac.
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Title: Yurope! Hillary's Invasion
Author: Michael Wood
Narrator: Michael Saint Wood
Format: Unabridged
Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
Language: English
Release date: 05-26-17
Publisher: EmptyHero
Ratings: 4.5 of 5 out of 6 votes
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
In Yurope! Hillary's Invasion, Thomas D. is the last self-sufficient man in America. The illiterate masses of humanoid gelatin surround him on their government assigned wheel chairs and clap rapturously as more and more of their freedoms are taken away in the pursuit of comfort. The first female American president, Hillary Clinton, is elected. At the same time, a mysterious stranger named Kuzen calls upon Thomas to liberate the country of Ungland. Supposedly, Thomas has a relation to Ungland's wicked king. Thomas's journey through New Something, England, France, Germany, and Poland to Ungland and the American invasion that follows him will change the course of human history. Whether that change is for the better, or for the worse, is up to Thomas to decide. Hillary's Invasion is a grand adventure through unknown lands where the degraded citizens of Yurope, once known as Europe, are lambasted with pitch black humor. The lazy, the ignorant, and the easily offended must not purchase this novel. -
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Title: 20 Idiots Are Evacuated From the Times Square M&Ms Store
Author: Doyle Redland
Format: Original Recording
Length: Not Yet Known
Language: English
Release date: 05-25-17
Publisher: The Onion, Audible Comedy
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
The dummies initially resisted the rescue because they weren't done shopping.
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Title: I Was a Teenage Were-Panda
Subtitle: Donald Trump: Necromancer, Book 2
Author: Amanda Lash
Narrator: Cherise Knapp
Format: Unabridged
Length: 50 mins
Language: English
Release date: 05-16-17
Publisher: Hyperbolic Productions
Ratings: 4 of 5 out of 2 votes
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
This is the second novella in the series Donald Trump: Necromancer. It is a work of political parody and therefore protected by the first amendment.
This novella follows the progress of vampire folk singer Phil Ochs and the scientist Magnus along with their allies Aiko the were-panda, a druid, and an incredibly strong Good Old Boy named Zeus as they attempt to stop the evilest president in history who also happens to be a necromancer. -
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Title: Big Trouble in Little Ass
Subtitle: A Novella
Author: Wol-vriey
Narrator: Michelle Bowser
Format: Unabridged
Length: 2 hrs and 19 mins
Language: English
Release date: 05-02-17
Publisher: Burning Bulb Publishing
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
From Bizarro master storyteller Wol-vriey comes a truly weird western tale that will leave you awe-struck and on the edge of your seat.
In the town named Little Ass, tight-assed prostitute Rosa overhears a gunslinger's plans to assassinate rancher Edison Bennett. Once the badass Bennett learns of the plot, he ensures there'll be hell to pay for any attempt on his life!
Yes, it's going to take all of gunslinger Jude's shooting prowess, his eclectic collection of strange firearms, a trusty horse that requires an owners' manual, and the help of the lovely and invigorating Nell to survive the Bizarro hell that Edison Bennett unleashes in order to hold onto the land that he'd stolen from Madam Zizi. -
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Title: Excess of Evil
Subtitle: An Alternatively Factual Trump/Putin Romance
Author: Bryce Chadwell
Narrator: Bryce Chadwell
Format: Unabridged
Length: 1 hr and 51 mins
Language: English
Release date: 04-19-17
Publisher: Bryce Chadwell
Genres: Comedy, Satire
Publisher's Summary:
The 100th day of POTUS 45's reign encounters its first ever conflict of interest.
Vladimir Putin dispatches his most dangerous, undercover agents to collect President Trump and forces him to keep his promise: the surrender of America's nuclear arsenal, and his butthole.
Meanwhile, with Congress celebrating the outlawing of Democrats, the EU invading American shores, and Steve Bannon sublimating Mike Pence, only Ivanka Trump is willing to save her father. What will America hail so proudly at the twilight's last gleaming? Time to find out what's blue-balled, white and covered in red stripes.
This lightning-fast surrealist satire about a presidency beyond imagination which isn't afraid to plagirze quotes and conspiracies from reality TV.
All sales from both the digital short story and audiobook (narrated by the author) will be donated to the ACLU and The Trevor Project. - Visa fler
