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  • We are absolutely spiraling today after Clint confessed to making a brutal 90-minute U-turn back to a holiday batch just to fish a rogue poo out of a broken toilet using a kitchen spatula. Plus, we're naming the mean little critic living inside Dan's head. You are not ready for this chaos.

  • We are officially panicking ahead of the Radio Awards! We’re praying for a "Blackie" win, but between Meg getting roasted mid-makeup prep and Dan defending a $3,000 suit because he apparently has the same leg measurements as Beauden Barrett, we’ve completely lost it. Add in a thirsty text from Dan’s mum about Lewis Hamilton and our boss accidentally entering us into the wrong age demographic, and it’s pure pre-show chaos. Hit play before we face a live lie detector test!

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  • Dan Webby calls in sick after apparently spreading his cold, leaving Clint and Meg to run the show and debate tooth fairy payouts while Meg prepares a nervous Tinker Bell audition for their upcoming Hook musical. They give away supermarket vouchers and “Take the Edge Off My Life” cash, then pitch an annual Long Distance Bestie Island trip with all-inclusive options, activities, and prize ideas like crab racing or treasure hunts. The show shares celebrity clips about Tom Holland quitting alcohol and discusses “Books by Boomers” marriage tips, brainstorms questions for Dan’s long-requested lie detector test, and ends with Meg performing her karaoke-style “Peter’s Girl” audition and mixed listener feedback, plus calls about sobriety moments and going viral.

    00:00 Dan Calls In Sick

    00:56 Solo Show Horror Story

    02:28 Tooth Fairy Inflation Debate

    06:02 Scandal

    08:11 First Call of the day 

    11:24 Supermarket Flirting Tales

    12:06 Private Hospital Fantasy

    15:45 Hook Musical Audition Prep

    19:08 Take the Edge Off Call

    21:02 Bestie Island Brainstorm

    30:32 Good News Roundup

    34:06 Books by Boomers Advice

    38:59 Lie Detector Chaos

    46:11 Cash Call Winners

    49:41 Tinker Bell Audition

    57:23 Viral Fame and Sobriety

  • We tried to do something genuinely nice for once by talking behind people's backs in the absolute best way possible, but of course, it completely devolved into chaos. Clint revealed a truly wild mental trick he uses to stop himself from finding hot people attractive, and things got incredibly real when Dan started rinsing the entire New Zealand media industry. Plus, we check in on our Canadian listeners, and Meg ends up in actual tears over a wholesome friendship story. You are not ready for how fast this rolls down the hill!

     

  • On The Edge Breakfast, the team reacts to Wellington Phoenix defender Tim Payne exploding from 4,000 to 4 million Instagram followers after being made a “main character” of the FIFA World Cup by a South American social media star. They play “More or Less” comparing celebrity marriage lengths following news that Dua Lipa married Callum Turner, and debate A/B/C celebrity status for Ed Sheeran, Dua Lipa, and Sydney Sweeney. Dan introduces a new “rule” after a listener opened his Postie Plus changing-room curtain mid-try-on. They take calls about personal rules, random ways people met best friends, and what was caught on camera, then award Take the Edge Off My Life cash to Eve for her Nelson cake-sicles business and Isabel for a naughty audiobook subscription. The show also tees up a long-distance bestie island trip with Dark Horse Events and continues auditions for Tinker Bell in Dan’s Hook musical.

    01:49 First Call of the day 

    06:14 More or Less Marriages

    08:04 Celebrity Marriage Quiz

    11:21 Dan Meets A Fan

    15:57 One Rule To Live By

    17:57 Listener Rules Roll In

    20:56 Cash Call Edge Off

    21:38 Eve Wins For Business

    24:02 Caught On Camera Stories

    24:56 Police Raid Mix Up

    26:57 Great White Surprise

    28:24 BTS Sydney Giveaway

    29:04 Random Bestie Origins

    36:30 Long Distance Bestie Trip

    20:58 Take the edge off winner

    43:31 Hook the musical auditions

    52:01 A List Celebrity Rankings

    59:51 Tim Payne Follower Frenzy

    01:04:06 Internet Egg Throwback

  • We finally wrapped up our massive country elimination bracket today, and you won’t believe who won. But things completely derailed when Producer Carl brought out a Google Doc exposing Clint's unhinged, cringe-worthy old Facebook statuses. From questionable luxury flexes to some seriously awkward throwback posts, Clint was left absolutely sweating in the studio. We also dive into the listener conspiracy theory about why Meg is barely getting any screen time on our video podcast. Trust us, you are not ready for this one!

  • Today on the Edge Breakfast, the team revisits auditions for Dan’s teenage-written “Hook: The Musical,” invites listeners to vote by texting HOOK, and confirms the show is planned for 29 June in Auckland, with Dan cast as Captain Hook and Clint as Peter Pan; Dan’s songs include rewritten versions of “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” and Limp Bizkit, while Clint sings “I Believe I Can Fly,” and Bella is invited to audition against Meg for Tinker Bell. Meg shares an awkward FaceTime incident from the bathroom during a family call. The show also discusses an AI company hiring “masturbation consultants,” covers a big weekend of sport with Laura McGoldrick, gives away a $100 Mokka voucher, awards $5,000 for Jareth’s dental work, debates “boring” jobs, highlights Tim Payne’s viral follower surge, and gives a $500 Woolworths voucher to Sonia.

    00:23 Hook Musical Auditions recap

    01:54 Bathroom FaceTime Disaster

    05:36 Music Awards Tribute Clip

    06:45 Boring Corners Giveaway

    07:38 First Call of the day

    11:05 Naughty 640 

    14:03 Hook Role Decision Looms

    17:04 Laura McGoldrick joins us 

    21:14 Hook Merch Brainstorm

    25:17 Boring Jobs Stereotypes

    28:10 Accountants Debate Continues

    30:04 Are Accountants Boring

    33:37 Meet the Makeover Winner

    37:25 Hook Musical Casting

    42:43 Hook Songs Revealed

    45:12 Tinker Bell Audition Tease

    47:50 Tim Payne Goes Viral

    50:04 Long Weekend Plans Chat

     

  • Clint, Meg, and Dan plug their spicier Overthinkers podcast before debating future AI robot partners and joking about robot features. They cover celebrity chat about Anne Hathaway’s “snatched” braid look and Tina Fey denying Timothée Chalamet manspreading beef, then run “Take the Edge Off” cash calls, giving Flynn $250 for a new vacuum and Mackenzie $500 for a Warriors trip. The team continues auditions for Dan’s teenage-written musical “Hook,” comparing Dan’s serious Hook to Clint’s comedic NSYNC-style take and taking listener feedback. Meg tells a stressful story about her mum losing her phone/keys and an Uber drop-off mix-up. They finish with Kiwi invention news, a fundraiser for Kirstys, and calls about being born with extra body parts, including a dog born with multiple penises.

    00:36 Hook Musical Tease

    01:37 Overthinkers Podcast Plug

    02:50 AI Robot Partner Debate

    05:39 Scandal

    07:29 Hook Audition Replay

    09:04 First Call of the day

    12:48 Naughty 640 

    14:40 Take The Edge Off Winner

    16:49 Megs Mum Phone Lost Saga

    23:24 Guess What Mum Trend

    26:29 Hard Career Pivots

    14:36 Cash Call Challenge

    29:44 Warriors Trip Talk

    31:15 Hook Musical Auditions

    07:29 Clint Auditions Live

    37:21 Listener Votes Roll In

    41:21 Kiwi Inventions Roundup

    43:54 Born With Extras

     

  • What happens when Dan gets the power to design his ultimate robotic companion? It gets incredibly weird, incredibly fast. After an absolute Freudian slip on air, he accidentally admits he wants a male robot clone with vacuum cleaners for hands to help with some very specific household chores. The studio group chat completely loses its mind—you are not ready for this!

    00:00 – The real Dan behind the scenes and the country prize countdown (Fiji vs. Canada)

    01:05 – Meg's lazy weekend habits vs. her strict Saturday "Admin Night" schedule

    02:30 – Appointment viewing: The crew discusses Celebrity Treasure Island and gym cardio watchlists

    03:40 – Welcome to 2041: The Overthinkers fast-forward 15 years into the future

    04:30 – The Robotic Partner Dilemma: Designing a custom humanoid companion

    05:25 – Clint’s dream robot: Pink hair, crop tops, puffy lips, and no coats

    07:05 – Meg shuts down the romance: Why she just wants a robot maid

    07:45 – Dan’s ultimate Freudian slip: The male gaming robot with vacuum hands

  • Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the morning with Hook: The Musical auditions, with Dan going first despite a sore throat and delivering a serious, pirate-themed performance that impresses the team and listeners. They share Dan’s daily post-show bolognese pie habit, Meg’s parenting moment teaching the “three-second rule,” and celebrate longtime listener Marilyn’s clear biopsy after a previous partial mastectomy, gifting her a voucher. Scandal chat covers Ian McKellen and Helen Mirren’s autocue trouble and Russell Crowe setting autograph boundaries. The crew plays “Cart Busters,” boosting listeners with Woolworths vouchers, talks filthy friends and gross flatmate stories, replaces Janine’s noisy washer with an LG front loader, interview Love Overboard’s Bella about her cleaning meltdown, and debate hottest hobbies and weird turn-ons.

    04:16 Kids and Pregnancy Comments

    06:11 First Call Marilyn Health Update

    09:44 Celebrity Scandal Roundup

    12:52 More or Less Station Superlatives

    16:29 Level Up Nomination Calls

    20:20 Overthinkers Math Meltdown

    23:25 Online Cart Confessions

    27:15 Cart Busters Giveaway

    30:56 The viral guess what call

    35:30 Bella Viral Meltdown

    37:49 Bella Calls In

    40:23 Filthy Friends Stories

    46:20 Take The Edge Prize

    49:01 LG Washer Surprise

    51:19 Hook Musical Setup

    47:00 Dan Auditions Hook

    01:01:57 Hottest Hobbies List

  • Welcome to maths class where the logic is completely made up and our calculator apps are clearly broken. We tackle a brutal listener hypothetical: you get $200,000 for every 5kg you instantly put on. Sounds like an easy win, but it took us five solid minutes of screaming, wild recalculations, and total brain meltdowns just to figure out the math. If you want to feel incredibly smart about your own basic arithmetic, you're going to love this absolute trainwreck of an episode.

     

    00:00 – The World Cup of Countries: Down to the final two!

    01:03 – Radio's biggest backstage legal battle.

    02:02 – Meg’s "suggested" anger management class.

    04:05 – Mailbox: A shoutout from Switzerland.

    05:01 – Clint maps out his future geriatric soccer career.

    07:44 – Maths Class: The weight-gain hypothetical that broke our brains.

  • Clint, Meg and Dan recap Clint’s spontaneous night out at Five, while Meg shares her visit to the Wool Festival, meeting Granny McFlitter and buying wool for felting. Listener Amanda calls in about sharing the baby name Miller and her love of felting. The show covers headlines including Ed Sheeran leaving Warner, an Off Campus Season 2 casting update, the Enhanced Games, an AI pet translation collar, and the death of Top Twins’ Jules Topp. They play a “more or less” sales game, promote the Overthinkers podcast, and give “Take the Edge Off My Life” prizes to Renee and Matty. Stacey cracks the Neutrogena vault PIN and wins the sauna prize pack. They discuss cheating tactics like shared locked Notes, reveal Dan’s teen-written Hook musical being staged in June with auditions, debate A-list status for Eminem, Rihanna and Lady Gaga, and wrap with listener calls about songs people lost their virginity to.

     

    00:15 Clint’s Spontaneous Night Out

    01:23 Meg’s Wool Festival Confession

    04:41 Caller Amanda and Baby Name Twins

    08:37 Scandal Headlines Roundup

    10:43 Enhanced Games Debate

    12:04 AI Pet Translator Collar

    13:14 Remembering Jules Topp

    15:19 More or Less Viral Products

    19:01 Overthinkers Podcast Push

    22:19 Take the Edge Off

    24:47 Hook Musical Update and Harry Styles

    27:54 Virginity Song Callers

    34:04 Guess What Challenge

    36:56 Stacey Cracks The Pin

    39:48 Cheaters Hidden Notes

    47:55 Ex Cheater Confessions

    51:38 Take The Edge Off

    53:43 Hook Musical Returns

    59:04 Hook Audition Rules

    01:02:10 A List Debate Returns

     

  • Dan completely hotboxed himself in his own car over the weekend after hitting a very spicy medium butter chicken. Plus, Meg is being incredibly cagey about our final merch prize pack.

    00:00 – Meg plays dumb about the final merch prize pack items.

    02:08 – The crew unpacks their slightly awkward mystery promo boxes from Hayu.

    03:52 – Six lines to absolutely ruin someone's day.

    05:43 – Hotboxing the in-laws: Dan’s spicy curry leads to an incredibly smelly rescue mission.

  • Clint, Meg and Dan chat about upcoming short work weeks and teacher-only days, then Clint vents about an expensive, erratic $77 taxi ride after Auckland FC’s A-League win. Meg and Dan share a zoo trip where their kids become instant “besties.” The show plays a football-themed “More or Less” quiz, runs scandal headlines (Love on the Spectrum’s Abby and Stephen Colbert), and launches a $5,000 “level up your man” glow-up promo. Meg confesses accidentally stealing mango chutney, prompting listener stories of accidental theft. They give cash in “Take the Edge Off My Life,” discuss a Pornhub Premium data leak with MAFS’s Duncan and cyber safety tips, cover Spotify’s proposed “super fan” ticket access, try cracking the Neutrogena vault, and reveal Dan’s 15-year-old “Hook” monologue musical they plan to stage. Auckland FC’s trophy visits the studio with club leaders after the team’s championship.

     

    02:10 Taxi Fare Rant

    04:15 Zoo Kid Romance

    05:52 More Or Less Football

    09:57 Scandal Headlines

    13:07 Chutney Shoplift Confession

    17:13 Callers Accidental Thieves

    27:18 Take the edge off call

    29:32 Pornhub Data Leak

    31:36 Cybersecurity Tips

    34:38 Spotify Superfan Tickets

    39:53 Scandal Headlines

    41:15 Neutrogena Vault Guess

    44:07 Clint's night out with the boss 

    49:31 Texts About Boss Fails

    53:22 Take the Edge Off Call

    57:10 Hook Musical Reveal

    01:06:59 Old Awards Debate

    01:14:43 Auckland FC Trophy Visit

  • We are completely spiralling after today's show, and honestly, you are not ready for where this conversation went. What started as a casual chat about the Disney movie Cars somehow devolved into Dan's naked escapades on a Portuguese nude beach and Clint's apparently "pendulum-like" situation. Yes, Meg actually brought our children's lives into it to prove a point about Clint's anatomy, and now we can never look at him the same way again.

    Plus, we are officially nominated for a Radio Award, but Dan might have completely ruined our chances of winning before we even step foot on the red carpet. We even rehearsed our acceptance speech, and let’s just say it gets incredibly messy fast. Grab your headphones, because this one is pure, unadulterated chaos from start to finish.

  • Clint, Meg and Dan  celebrate The Edge rating #1 in Christchurch, and take a hilarious first call from Dave the truckie, who claims he can suck air into his bum and fart it back out maybe even inflate a balloon. They discuss Jeff Bezos’ tax comments, run New Music Friday, and give away $200 petrol to a Hamilton listener. New producer Brady debuts Producer Diaries, Ollie Sail previews Auckland FC’s grand final, and Dan’s final diary entry is read. The team tease a big mystery find from Dan’s mum’s attic for Monday, help a listener win Westlife tickets for her mum with stage three breast cancer, and award a $500 Woolworths voucher for an awkward “meditation” mix-up.

    Hit the spot will be up exclusively on rova, we are getting hit with some crazy copyright at the moment so you will be able to find it there.

    00:00 Show Cold Open

    00:08 MJ Costume Prep

    02:18 Christchurch Ratings Win

    04:47 First Call Dave

    06:20 Wind Pluck Talent

    09:39 Scandal Headlines

    10:10 Bezos Tax Debate

    11:49 New Music Friday

    17:02 Take The Edge Off

    17:46 Hamilton Cash Drop

    21:01 Brady Producer Diary

    26:44 Neutrogena Vault Game

    28:07 Pin Code Guess Fails

    28:44 Secret Words Setup

    29:40 Ollie Sail Interview

    33:11 Reveal The Word Game

    34:28 Final Dans Diary Entry

    37:46 Mystery Attic Find Tease

    41:04 Clues For Monday Reveal

    43:48 Take The Edge Call

    47:36 Good Story Boost

    52:19 Christchurch Ratings Win

    54:05 Christchurch Song Replay

    57:44 Wrap Up And Plugs

  • We completely lost our minds this morning over a wild hypothetical game called 'The Memory Trade'. Imagine being offered the chance to instantly become world-class at absolutely any skill you want—but the catch is you have to completely erase one whole year of your past memories. Wait until you hear the year Dan chose to throw away and the shockingly accurate secret talent Clinton wants in return. Hit play and join the group chat before it’s too late!

    00:00 – The team breaks the search engines looking for a very niche adult podcast.

    00:46 – A pitch to get Julie, Philippa, and Christine to host a mums-only breakfast show.

    01:14 – Why there are no all-female radio shows and the secret behind successful podcasts.

    01:51 – Meg introduces 'The Memory Trade' and Dan immediately stops listening.

    02:44 – Dan chooses which year of his life he wants to completely erase.

    03:22 – Dan reveals his ultimate driving skill fantasy (featuring Lightning McQueen).

    04:12 – Clint breaks down his ultimate bedroom skill trade-off.

    04:54 – Dan outlines his highly illegal, chaotic plan to join a Formula 1 team.

    05:54 – Clint shows off his celebrity impression skills until Meg walks out.

     

  • Clint, Meg and Dan tease an embargoed tour announcement, chat a stacked NZ concert calendar, and Clint reveals a new Japan-inspired tattoo. In “More or Less,” they compare Spotify streams for solo artists versus their former bands (including Beyoncé/Destiny’s Child and Harry Styles/One Direction). Scandal headlines cover Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell praising Harry Styles, plus Niall Horan on the 1D group chat. Listeners win giveaways, discuss holiday-ruining mishaps, and try cracking the Neutrogena vault. The big reveal: Post Malone returns to New Zealand (21 Oct). The episode also features Dan’s Diary, tattoo regret calls, and a debate about nurses being the biggest partiers.

    00:00 Morning Show Kickoff

    01:34 Clints New Tattoo Story

    02:24 Japan Trip Inspiration

    04:17 More or Less Streams

    07:31 Scandal Headlines

    10:13 First Caller Nikki

    13:05 Enhanced Games Madness

    17:47 Overthinkers Podcast Plug

    20:38 Take The Edge Off Call

    22:52 Holiday Ruined Stories

    34:20 Off Campus hype

    38:08 In Laws watch fails

    38:47 Scandal headlines

    27:01 Neutrogena vault guess

    43:13 Wedding surname games

    49:58 Post Malone announced

    52:21 Take The Edge Off win

    54:04 Hit the spot tease 

    55:37 Dans Diary chaos

    59:37 Tattoo regret hotline

    01:03:41 Nurses party stereotype

    01:10:05 Enhanced Games tease

  • We went from zero to one hundred way too fast today. It all started with a simple country elimination and somehow devolved into whether Dan got drooled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo—or if it was something way worse. You are absolutely not ready for the rabbit hole we fell down trying to figure out if you can tell the difference between tiger spit and tiger jiz.

    To settle a separate argument about what a "chuff" actually is, we even ended up asking a medical expert a very questionable question. Plus, we put ourselves through a hypothetical lie detector test to find out if we're actually cool.

    00:00 - Whipping out France from the country jar.

    00:30 - The surprisingly real history of French kissing.

    01:13 - Dan gets dribbled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo.

    01:34 - The great tiger jiz vs. tiger saliva debate.

    02:27 - What on earth is a chuff? (Spoiler: It has a lot of definitions).

    03:10 - Can you get pregnant from anal sex? We ask a medical expert.

    04:00 - The lie detector test: Are we actually cool?

    05:15 - Meg's drumming skills and embarrassing BP moments.

    06:12 - Why does Dan bounce when he walks and does Meg waddle?