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  • Hot takes nobody asked for about the premiere of a prequel that, also, nobody asked for. 
    This week: 

    Word clouds reveal Americans’ REAL thoughts on Donald Trump, from “neutral” to “ew” to “Donald.” 

    Blue Ivy went to a movie premiere, so let’s objectify her and also make sure we talk about The Allegations 

    Nipple filler is sweeping the nation (it’s not) 


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  • Just keep failing. 
    This week:  

    Meghan Markle and Ellen DeGeneres are besties and Meghan also will never go abroad but maybe Harry will

    Diddy’s Christmas menu is also really depressing (it’s not) 

    Do you hate yourself? Have you considered eating two tablespoons of chia and flax goo before bed about it?


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  • Down the street from Kristen’s home, no less!  
    This week: 

    Tucker Carlson says the devil is running the White House but also that war crimes are bad 

    Meghan Markle’s marriage is on the rocks because she’s uplifting women and children   

    Diddy is languishing with a holiday meal potentially rivaling yours 


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  • And no, the tabloids don’t care that it’s a funeral. 
    This week:  

    Systemic sexual abuse by Church of England leaders is exactly like being friends with Harry and Meghan

    Funeral ‘fit checks in the worst and most disrespectful way 

    Commencing the sandwich wars 


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  • EVERYTHING IS GREAT RIGHT NOW GUYS
    This week: 

    The Trump-Musk Simon-Garfunkel continuum

    America’s Mayor needs your financial support : (  

    Penis injuries, because why not


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  • Hello from the distant past, where for a moment we know peace.  
    This week:  

    Lorne Michaels, knower of stuff about the FCC

    A Brazilian psychic says he knows how the election will go and it’s bad 

    Prince William and his daddy are big strong real estate guys!!


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  • U.S. listeners… go vote. There’s no joke. Just do it.  
    This week: 

    Kamala Harris has a family! Dastardly!

    Will and Kate’s quaint lifestyle ten minutes from the castle their family owns

    Jesus from Bible did fish stuff! 


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  • We might just need to rename ourselves the Daily Frail because of all the frail masculinity around here. 
    This week:  

    Men who interrupt women are the real victims, actually

    Brady Bunch cast member is oppressed because network dislikes her homophobia and friendships with insurrectionists

    Meghan Markle is a mass shooter??? (no, she’s not) 


    We love What A Creep and know you will too, so subscribe wherever you pod. You can find Margo on Twitter/X/whatever @BrooklynMargo, and on Instagram @brooklynfitchick.
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  • We’re in a perpetual state of “disappointed, but not surprised.”
    This week: 

    A very sad situation punctuated with a very weird TripAdvisor review

    The city of Coachella stranded Trump supporters in the desert (they didn’t)

    WOKE SCIENTISTS fear CHILDREN MIGHT LEARN FROM BOOKS


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  • It’s witchcraft (it’s not). 
    This week:  

    Liz Jones turns on Meghan Markle after a long, long history of not being a fan of her, actually

    King Charles, a very big boy, eats lunch now

    Travis Barker’s teen does not know, or care, and honestly? We love self awareness


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  • We can’t all have giant blue orbs that shine in the moonlight or whatever. 
    This week: 

    Melania Trump finally explains the “I really don’t care” jacket, and it is not especially satisfying

    Hashtag where’s Meghan is NOT gonna land

    Literally a makeup tutorial to steal JD Vance’s look


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  • Yes, we mention the worm. 
    This week:  

    The affair that took media Twitter by storm and made everyone else feel really weird

    Tiny piece of chocolate > emotional intimacy. Scientifically!

    The many reasons Huw Edwards might not be truly culpable for the heinous crimes he admitted to 

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  • You, too, can pass off unhinged and monstrous behavior as a lifestyle. Please don’t, though.
    This week: 

    Racist conspiracies about Haitian immigrants eating pets are believed, but not by as many people as the Fail thinks

    Dave Grohl’s infidelity was actually caused by his wife’s tennis coach

    Diddy’s lawyer insists it’s “just a lifestyle,” and she’s glamorous so must be believed.


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  • “We open with trees and dappled sunlight. Then fails, close-up in all their magical symmetry.”
    This week:  

    Kamala Harris was wearing German bluetooth earrings (nah)

    Taylor Swift’s boyfriend is going to endorse Harris/Walz… oR iS hE

    The William and Kate video that made everyone go “oh yeah, just like in Gladiator!”  


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  • Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna fail it back to you. 
    This week: 

    Rumors about a Swift-Kelce breakup are serving AI realness (huh?) 

    The Gallaghers could provide a blueprint for Harry and William to reconcile, or they would if Meghan wasn’t there

    Nicole Kidman looks so young, but we’re gonna dance around the reason why and just wink knowingly until it gets weird 


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  • We’re doing fries and fails.
    This week:  

    Intrepid journalism on whether Kamala Harris is a frycook fraud goes, of course, nowhere

    Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have baby fever (because babies exist)

    Who’s worse, Prince Andrew or [insert pretty much anyone else]


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  • He’s putting the “respect” in “disrespectful”... yeah, we didn’t think this one through.
    This week: 

    Donald Trump says he’s been working really hard to be respectful of the Obamas

    Simone Biles should be more respectful of the estranged birth mother who did not raise her

    A mysterious substance is leading to a wave of dementia (it’s COVID and they’re bad at reading studies)

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  • Fails are in the mail, just like alien mummies 🥰
    This week:  

    Donald Trump has an unhinged conversation with Elon Musk, much is said that does not need to be

    MEXICAN CONGRESS ALIENSSSSSSSS

    Meghan and Harry are hemorrhaging staff (they are not)


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  • He’s not. We don’t think that. Please believe us.
    This week: 

    Doug Emhoff had an affair, kind of, but also more than 10 years ago, and it’s tanking the campaign (it’s not)

    JD Vance lives out his Entourage fantasies in a super cool way, and the Fail is totally objective about it

    Travis Kelce is concerned for his girlfriend, but not enough to come save her from Vienna


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  • Who’s being weird? Not us.
     This week:  

    Meghan Markle and Kamala Harris are actually the same person! Cool!  

    Did you know you’re the worst party guest and you’re eating all the canapes? 

    NOBODY IS HAVING CARNAL RELATIONS WITH A COUCH (we think) 


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