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In this episode of Cinema Duces Tecum, the gang pops open a Kerbango and plunges into the chaotic world of Battlefield Earth.
Is it an underrated sci-fi masterpiece or a catastrophic flop?With a mix of sharp critique and comedic analysis, the crew dissects everything from John Travolta's over-the-top performance to the baffling physics of Harrier jets left untouched for 1,000 years. They debate whether the film is a misunderstood gem or a cinematic catastrophe, with passionate defenses, brutal takedowns, and even a haiku to sum it all up.
Along the way, the crew delves into:
✔️ Earl Pascoe, the most memorable bartender in film history, whose legacy outlives his screen time.
✔️ The mystery of Harrier jets fueled by centuries-old, never-ending energy.
✔️ The astonishing efficacy of a simple nose clip in alien atmospherics.
✔️ The downfall of an empire by one man, one simulator, and graphics reminiscent of a Windows 98 screensaver.
✔️ And, of course, Kerbango: the extraterrestrial beverage of choice for champions (and dubious budgetary decisions).
Grab your Kerbango, settle in for a barrage of laughs, and perhaps a new appreciation (or disdain) for this infamous film. Next up, "Drop Zone"—will it soar or crash? Tune in to find out!
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In this episode, the hosts take a deep dive into Home Alone 4, a straight-to-TV sequel that many fans of the franchise prefer to forget. With a mix of humor, sarcasm, and genuine bewilderment, they dissect the film’s nonsensical plot, questionable acting, and bizarre production choices—including why it was filmed in South Africa.
The episode kicks off with the usual banter and introductions, including the debut of a new nickname for host Eric, sparking a hilarious conversation about language mishaps. From there, the team breaks down the film’s storyline, from the baffling family dynamics of the McCallisters to Marv Merchant’s inexplicable return as a villain.
Key topics include:
The absurdity of Home Alone 4's plot and its failure to stay true to the franchise. The bizarre set of traps and gadgets Kevin McCallister uses this time around. A debate on whether a top-tier actor like Denzel Washington or Patrick Swayze could have salvaged the film. The film’s connection to historical events and its inadvertent contributions to cinema’s evolution. A comical legal analysis of Marv’s extensive criminal record and what his real-life legal consequences would look like. The revelation of the movie’s true MVP—cab driver Anton Smuts—and the philosophical depth of his line: "It's all change."As always, the hosts cap off the discussion with their signature courtroom-style closing arguments, passionately arguing whether Home Alone 4 is so bad it’s good—or just irredeemably awful. They also tease the next film on their hit list: Drop Zone (1994), starring Wesley Snipes and Gary Busey.
If you love bad movies and even better discussions, this is an episode you don’t want to miss. Tune in for a hilarious and insightful critique of one of the most puzzling sequels ever made!
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The epic tale of a humble everyman—just your average dad, ex-CIA operative, Ph.D., M.D., world-renowned virologist, holistic medicine guru, and part-time rancher—who single-handedly dismantles a white supremacist militia and halts a global pandemic that, naturally, kicks off in the sprawling metropolis of Ennis, Montana
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The first episode of Cinema Duces Tecum, the barristers break down the 1985 classic Gymkata. This action film blends the discipline, the timing, and the power of gymnastics with the explosive power of karate. When you combine this “martial art” with a plot that is full of shenanigans and nonsensical twists and turns, you have a movie so bad it is good, Gymkata!
