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On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta and taking some time for herself after having a small breakdown on International Women's Day. She is changing her attitude and putting positive energy towards her goals. She recaps the end of her week at the Today Show and the hard sleep on her flight to LA that has caused her to spiral. She takes on the voicemails and provides her best advice on how to VIBE OUT on the Bamboozled Tour and the Absolutely Knot Cruise.
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On this episode, Heather is in the NYC studio with comedian Sam Morril. Sam is currently touring the US with his own “Errors Tour”. Heather and Sam get into life on the road as touring comics. Sam has chosen to ride on a sleeper bus and eat halal, but just like Heather has back issues and also loves a steakhouse and a martini.
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On this episode, Heather is in NYC to co-host the Today Show and so excited to give you a behind the scenes look into the start of her week with Jenna Bush Hager. We find out who her work crush is at the studio and how she took Jenna out on the town to a gay country bar. She also touches on the previous week in Iowa where there was a missed connection or a case of mistaken identity at a Walgreens full of Cookie Monster pajamas.
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On this episode, Heather is in Vegas for The Bamboozled Tour and is coming to you live from her hotel room at the Venetian. She also welcomes her writing partner and special director, Jen Zaborowski, to the pod. They chat about Jen coming out on the road and how a tour stop in Vegas just hits different. They discuss barrel vs boot cut jeans, Glen Powell, Hollywood parties and who will be vacay besties on the Absolutely Knot cruise.
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On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta after an amazing time in Alabama opening up the Bamboozled Tour. She chats about the amazing audience members and how some of her controversial material played on the crowds. She brings up all of the Super Bowl drama and how we need to leave Taylor alone. She gets to voicemails and realizes we are all doing too much!!
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On this episode, Heather is back on her power walks and trying to get her mornings off to a great start. She has her weighted vest on and is pumping up tunes from this year's Grammy winners. She was motivated by online haters on Reddit that caused her to spiral. She is excited to get back on the road and start trying out new bits which she got to test out on a secret group of corporate girlies this past week. She got a few days to sip on painkillers, listen to some steel drums and reminisce about the life of Jimmy Buffett. She takes on the voicemails of yes’s and no’s.
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On this episode, Heather was excited to share her vision board but mishaps with some vino leads her to verbalize it. We learn about her hopes and dreams for the upcoming year, as well as a traumatizing past job opportunity that has left a mark on how she navigates life. She goes over the newest activities happening on the Absolutely Knot cruise and gives hints as to what will happen on the Bamboozled Tour. She then takes on your voicemails!
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On this episode, Heather chats about her amazing time in Maui and how she got to spend some quality time with her hubby. She does have some bones to pick with his fashion and beach day choices while on vacation. She is also excited to get back on the road soon with her new tour as well as the cruise. She shows off how well her new neck is healing and takes on some haters in the DM’s. She finally gets back to voicemails from you and reflects on how good of a Real Housewife she would be.
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On this episode, Heather recaps her experience in LA during the start of the wildfires. She shares harrowing tales from friends who lost so much and remembers that even during this time of chaos we can find moments of joy and heroism. Please join Heather and find ways to support those affected by the fires such as BStrong Foundation, World Central Kitchen, and the Love and Ethos Foundation.
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On this episode, Heather is back in the LA studio for the new year with her two best buds Raymond Padilla and Tina Tompkins. They talk about the Golden Globes, the holidays and something the Santa brought her.
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On this episode, we welcome the New Year, as well as new followers to the pod but introducing them to one of the highest rated as well as most talked about episodes of the entire pod. Ovaries on a Plane details Heathers harrowing experience on a flight to London where she has an ovarian cist rupture.
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Heather is coming to you from the studio for the Christmas Day episode! She works through her own trauma of her childhood to figure out why she is not the best premeditated gift giver. We have a lot of callers giving the holiday absolutely not’s and yes’s that all of y'all have brought to the hotline. She gives her hot take on a caller's distaste for the family's nativity retelling, how much you should spend on family gifts and what to purchase for your family members, plus everyone's favorite discussion about in-law relationships.
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On this episode, Heather welcomes feminine icon Sara Blakely to the studio. Sara is a fellow Atlanta girl who started Spanx and now has introduced Sneex to our tired ass feet. Heather has finally met a fellow manifester in Sara and they chat about the power that can have in your life. With her Spanx money, Sara chats about her first big purchase after hawking women’s undergarments for 10 hours on the department store floor. Also being a Breadwinner, she also goes into her relationship with her husband and what it was like telling him she made more money than him.
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On this episode, Heather welcomes Logan Crosby back to the podcast. They chat about their holiday traditions, how road life has been treating him, and their favorite grocery stores. They also go over what is on his vision board for the next year. Logan is one of the unreal talents that will be joining the crew on the Absolutely Knot Cruise. He will be bringing the hits, his band as well as his love of cougars to the high seas. Don’t forget to stream his new album, 2019.
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On this episode, Heather welcomes fellow ATLien Kelly Stafford to the pod. Kelly and Heather grew up together 8 doors down, went to rival high schools and swap stories of their youth. She also shares her life story from dating quarterback Matthew Stafford at University of Georgia, having all girls, and an unexpected brain tumor that left her unable to walk. They chat about football and their thoughts on grown men wearing jerseys.
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And we are back with more of your thoughts and questions about Thanksgiving. Heather gives some advice on a gals first time at their boyfriend’s family home, turkey allergies, stuffing and death. Is it a 911 family emergency situation? Let’s all write down a gratitude list and remember to take a deep breath and eat some pie!
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On this episode, Heather takes on your absolutely unhinged Thanksgiving themed voicemails and hot takes from the DMs. Heather gets into her thoughts on food, family and attire that you have brought to her. She has some questions for you all as well!
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On this episode, Heather welcomes the funniest gal in the south, Danae Hays. Heather has come in with some honorary cheetah print overalls and is ready to chit chat about life. They yap about being two outspoken southern gals, connecting over family trauma, and what has happened since her divorce. They also break down how bitterness can sneak up when the social media trolls get under your skin.
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On this episode, Heather starts off the episode with the exciting news of her new show, The Bamboozled Tour! She discusses the origin of the word and how it became one of her favorites to use. She chats about her weekend in Oxford and seeing the Ole Miss win. She also got bamboozled with tickets from a Georgia fan who she thought was a friend. She takes your voicemails about her potential as a president, the status of our voicemail callers, and what party favors moms are buying these days are not so different from what Robin did when Heather was growing up.
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On this episode, Heather is back from the Breeders Cup. She brought Jeff and Robin across the country for a quick trip to where the surf meets the turf. She even sacrifices her first class upgrade so Robin could really be spoiled. She is super excited for the upcoming Ole Miss vs. Georgia game, but has a little anxiety for the upcoming election. She hopes everyone exercised their right to vote. She takes your voicemails where she is receives some praise, as well as some that get her riled up about brunch, outfit choices at work and big girl budgeting.
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