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  • On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another AMA episode as they answer your dilemmas, share some hilarious stories and dish out their brutally honest advice.


    The gang kick things off by talking about spending time apart for the first time in a while before a conversation about restaurant etiquette and customer service spirals into a rant about supermarket managers, jangling keychains and the ultimate "jobsworth" behaviour.


    We also hear one of Abbey's most awkward holiday stories ever as an innocent dinner invitation takes a very unexpected turn, leaving her too nervous to tell Peter what had actually happened until much later.


    Also, Abbey and Peter help a listener who told someone they loved them only to have the feeling go unreturned, discussing heartbreak, rejection and why sometimes walking away is the healthiest option. We also tackle a bedroom dilemma from a listener looking to spice things up in his relationship, leading to one of the funniest and most chaotic conversations we've had in a long time.


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    00:00 Introduction

    01:55 Long Distance Relationships

    02:50 Restaurant Jobsworths

    05:10 First Ever Jobs

    08:55 Abbey's Awkward Holiday Story

    10:15 "Why Don't You Just Leave?"

    11:30 Peter Finds Out What Happened

    14:10 Honesty In Relationships

    15:00 "I Love You" Wasn't Returned

    16:45 Heartbreak & Moving On

    17:35 Bedroom Dilemmas

    19:15 How To Talk About Intimacy

    20:30 The "Shabba" Debate

    22:10 Modern Dating & OnlyFans

    23:10 Sunday Best & Final Thoughts


    To contact us:

    Email: [email protected]

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    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


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    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


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  • Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! We’re in the middle of a house move, a country move, and apparently, Pete is starting his new life as a full-time farmer.


    In today’s episode, Abbey recounts what can only be described as the most traumatic parking incident in Everyman Cinema history. Let’s just say a 16-year-old staff member and a "barricade" of cars left her in actual tears.


    Meanwhile, Pete has bypassed the butcher and come home with live Koi Carp and a brood of ducklings. We introduce you to Bob, Pip, and the rest of the gang—plus, we dive into your "Weekly Whines," including a bottomless brunch disaster and a fan confession that proves Pete’s "accidental sex appeal" is still going strong.


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    00:00 – The long-distance relationship struggle begins

    02:00 – Dream home or logistical nightmare? 0

    04:52 – Abbey’s Weekly Whine: The Everyman Cinema Barricade 🚗

    07:40 – Pete vs. The 16-Year-Old "Bully"

    11:42 – The Big Reveal: Pete’s new Koi Carp and Ducks 🦆

    14:48 – Meeting Bob the Duckling (Live on the pod!)

    17:15 – Audience Whine: The bottomless brunch from hell

    22:00 – Pete’s "Icky" take on bottomless brunches

    24:32 – The dream of riding horses in Montana

    27:02 – The "Trouser Snake" Ick 🐍

    30:10 – Athleisure vs. The Yoga Mat Fashion Accessory

    33:52 – Dealing with a "Machiavellian" Stepson

    40:00 – Fan Confession: "Pete Crouch was my childhood crush"

    41:50 – The search for people who fancy Abbey (and Gaz!)


    To contact us:

    Email: [email protected]

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  • On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for another AMA and things quickly descend into chaos as they discuss the little things that seem to annoy them more and more with age.


    Peter shares his surprising obsession with supermarket trolleys while Abbey reveals the birthday party booking experience that left both of them completely baffled. The pair debate why some people seem determined to make life difficult for everyone around them, from awkward customer service encounters to airport staff who appear to enjoy saying no.


    We also answer more of your AMA questions, including which football legends Abbey would love to have on the podcast, the footballers and managers she'd most like to interview, and Peter’s thoughts on some of the biggest names in the game.


    In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose attempt to spice up a long-distance relationship went spectacularly wrong after sending an extremely personal voice note to completely the wrong person. Plus, Abbey and Peter reveal their own accidental messaging disasters that they'll never live down.


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    00:00 Introduction

    01:28 Peter's Supermarket Trolley Obsession

    03:22 The £3 Chip Shop Argument

    05:05 Jack's Birthday Party Booking Disaster

    08:35 Why Do Some People Love Saying No?

    10:00 Peter's Airport Security Horror Story

    12:30 AMA Questions Begin

    13:15 Abbey's Dream Football Guests

    15:45 Football Managers, Transfers and Big Names

    17:30 The Accidental Voice Note Disaster

    20:00 Embarrassing Group Chat Mistakes

    22:15 More AMA Questions

    24:45 Final Thoughts

    26:19 End


    To contact us:

    Email: [email protected]

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

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    For more from Abbey

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  • On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is completely consumed by the house of her dreams as she reveals how a 15-year search has finally come to an end and why decorating it has become an all-consuming obsession. Peter also shares the story of a recent speaking event where he discovered not everyone is his biggest fan, leading to a hilarious conversation about criticism, internet comments and being judged by people you've never even met.


    The gang then get stuck into the world of stag dos, debating what actually makes the perfect lads' trip and whether some traditions should finally be left in the past. In the Agony Abs, one listener is left fuming after her boyfriend returns from a stag do and proudly reveals exactly what went on during a trip to a strip club, sparking a huge discussion around trust, honesty and relationship boundaries.


    We also hear from a new mum whose partner walked away shortly after the birth of their baby, leading to some of Abbey's strongest advice yet on parenthood, responsibility and putting family first.


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    00:00 Introduction

    01:00 Abbey's Dream House Obsession

    02:00 Peter's Awkward Fan Encounter

    08:35 Being Judged By Strangers

    10:41 Wine Service

    16:15 The Awkward Hug Debate

    18:25 Is Calling Someone "Babe" Flirting?

    20:30 Girls Trips, Planning and Polls

    23:00 Stag Do Horror Stories

    24:00 Peter's Ideal Stag Do

    26:30 The Strip Club Agony Ab

    28:35 Abbey's Brutal Relationship Advice

    30:31 New Mum Left By Partner

    33:14 World Cup Excitement

    35:20 Could Therapy Crouch Go To America?


    To contact us:

    Email: [email protected]

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    For more from Abbey

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  • On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal as they answer your most random, chaotic and hilarious questions yet. Peter reveals his bizarre talent for recognising footballers from just their forehead, the gang debate whether digestive biscuits have got thinner over the years and Abbey shares the household tasks she absolutely refuses to do.


    The conversation quickly spirals into dream movie roles, awkward running styles, questionable farming smells and whether being called “Daddy” in bed really does increase testosterone levels by 300%. There’s also chat about Arctic Monkeys, celebrity acting ambitions, animal births, podcast life behind the scenes and why Abbey would rather play a crackhead than a glamorous role.


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    00:00 Introduction

    01:10 Peter’s Weird Football Knowledge

    04:30 Arctic Monkeys and Music Taste Debate

    07:28 Holiday Advice with TUI

    08:37 The Great Digestive Biscuit Conspiracy

    11:00 What “Normal” Things Are They Bad At?

    15:30 Dream Movie Roles and Acting Ambitions

    20:05 The Farmer Story That Gave Everyone The Ick

    22:00 Farm Smells, Animals and Countryside Chat

    24:00 Animal Births and Kitten Conversations

    26:40 The “Daddy” Debate Gets Out Of Hand


    To contact us:

    Email: [email protected]

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

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    Our clips channel

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  • On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal and things descend into chaos almost immediately as Pete gets called out for his bizarre podcast habits, the couple debate whether men dress like toddlers on holiday and Abbey relives her iconic school lunch era involving giant sandwiches, wham bars and borrowing 20p from classmates for dinner.


    The Agony Abs are particularly unhinged this week as the team discuss whether a grown man letting his mum trim his toenails is the ultimate relationship ick, before tackling a wedding guest dilemma involving cheating, exes and potential reception carnage. Pete also reveals his strict “no dickhead policy” for weddings and why some guests simply have to go.


    There’s also a surprise guest appearance that completely changes the mood of the podcast and leaves the whole room unexpectedly relaxed. The gang chat stress, burnout, sleep struggles and why certain voices instantly calm you down… while others do the exact opposite.


    Plus, football flight tracking, weird family beauty treatments, podcast breathing complaints and why Abbey thinks Peter has officially become too calm.


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    00:00 Introduction

    02:47 Morning Routine Chaos

    06:26 Peter’s Podcast “Ick”

    11:45 The Toenail Debate

    16:35 Tracking Football Flights

    18:54 Surprise Guest Arrival

    26:43 The Meditation Session

    32:34 The Sleep Hot Chocolate Idea

    35:12 Calm Voices & Marriage

    37:39 Wedding Guest Drama

    41:18 Peter’s “No Dickhead” Wedding Policy

    42:21 Jealousy In Relationships


    To contact us:

    Email: [email protected]


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    https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


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    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

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  • On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal answering your dilemmas and diving into absolute chaos from start to finish. From debating whether three dogs is officially too many, to navigating awkward step-parenting moments and hilarious regional slang debates, this episode has a bit of everything.


    The pair also open up about family life and the emotional reality of living far away from parents as one listener asks for advice about moving abroad and missing home. Abbey shares why she’d never cope with the kids leaving home while Peter reveals the lockdown-style family traditions he’d bring back in a heartbeat.


    Elsewhere, the GCSE debate returns as listeners question whether Abbey really got the grades she claims, leading to a full-on interrogation from Peter and the team... Are we saying foul play?


    There’s also audiobook confessions, freezing cold Portugal weather complaints, and a lot of discussion about “freezies”, “ice pops” and “lolly ice” that completely derails the episode.


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    00:00 Introduction

    01:58 Should We Get Another Dog?

    04:43 Step Parenting Drama

    08:00 Regional Slang Arguments

    11:55 Missing Family While Living Abroad

    15:43 Audiobook Confessions

    18:09 Abbey’s GCSEs Back Under Investigation


    To contact us:

    Email: [email protected]


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    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

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  • On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal… although Pete’s ego may have taken a slight battering after a disastrous mixed doubles tennis tournament against a group of senior citizens who absolutely wiped the floor with him. Abbey wastes no time exposing exactly what went wrong, including Pete’s “respectful” approach that spectacularly backfired.


    The couple also dive into one of the biggest causes of relationship tension — diary planning. From golf days and family logistics to who really controls the calendar at home, Abbey explains why every single plan now has to go through Claire before marital chaos erupts. Plus, the gang discuss relationship “icks”, going upstairs two at a time, hobbies couples should definitely keep separate, and whether Oasis officially counts as “Dad Rock”.


    Elsewhere, Abbey reveals her surprising obsession with David Beckham’s vegetable garden and chickens, Peter reminisces about Oasis nostalgia and Desert Island albums, and the team debate what books and music they’d take if stranded forever. There’s also talk of reality TV habits, holiday advice, and why some things are simply better enjoyed without your partner.


    00:00 Portugal Detox & Party Recovery

    01:14 Peter Gets Humbled At Tennis

    03:00 “Consistency Is Key In Tennis”

    04:31 Ross Update & Listener Messages

    04:58 Abbey Hates Seeing Pete Lose

    05:26 Abbey’s Fear Of Tennis Lessons

    06:27 Abbey Opens Up About Childhood & Sport

    07:20 Abbey vs Peter: Ultimate Sports Day

    08:31 The Couple Argument Everyone Has

    10:11 Abbey’s Strict Family Diary System

    12:03 Why Busy Couples Always Clash

    12:49 The Weirdest Relationship Ick

    13:28 Running Up Stairs Debate

    15:14 Abbey Reveals Her Biggest Insecurity

    15:45 Abbey Discovers A “Normal” Listener

    16:26 Abbey’s Celebrity Lookalike Debate

    18:05 Couples Sharing Hobbies Goes Wrong

    19:14 TV Shows They Refuse To Watch Together

    20:37 Hunger Games & Comfort Movies

    21:39 The Best Holiday Advice Ever

    22:52 Tail’s.com Ad Read

    24:28 Desert Island Dilemmas Begin

    25:35 The One Book They’d Save Forever

    27:31 Roald Dahl & Childhood Reading Memories

    28:07 Abbey’s Disturbing Book Confession

    30:15 The Secret To Getting Kids Reading

    30:55 Desert Island Albums

    31:41 Oasis, Nostalgia & Dad Rock Arguments

    34:04 Abbey’s Beckham Garden Obsession

    35:34 Doomscrolling & “Ignorance Is Bliss”

    36:19 Peter’s James Bond Fantasy Life

    36:40 Peter’s Visit To Eton

    37:49 Inside Eton’s Incredible Traditions

    39:15 What Makes Privileged Kids Different?

    41:02 The Reality Of Elite Schools

    42:40 The Team Debate Luxury & Success

    44:18 What They’d Actually Miss On A Desert Island

    46:03 Desert Island Guilty Pleasures

    47:51 Holiday Packing Essentials

    49:20 Things Couples Secretly Judge Each Other For

    51:08 Their Most Addictive Habits

    52:44 Listener Dilemmas Return

    54:33 Final Portugal Reflections

    56:17 End


    To contact us:

    Email: [email protected]

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    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


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  • On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Pete is flying solo for a special AMA throwback as he revisits some of the funniest, weirdest and most chaotic moments from old episodes of the podcast. With Abbey away volunteering at an animal shelter (genuinely), Pete dives into a handpicked selection of listener questions that completely derailed the pod over the years.


    We hear the infamous debate over whether it’s “Shaba” or “Shava”, a surprisingly deep conversation about losing memories, and one listener’s dilemma about open relationships that sparks absolute carnage in the studio. Pete also looks back on romantic getaway recommendations, cowboy fantasy holidays, and one brutal question that forces him to choose between golf… and Abbey.


    As always, the AMA questions are carrying the podcast once again and Pete admits looking back at the old clips genuinely had him crying laughing.


    00:00 Solo AMA Begins

    00:35 Pete Revisits Old Podcast Clips

    01:28 The Brutal Memory Loss Question

    03:04 “Shaba” vs “Shava” Debate

    05:33 Chaos Completely Takes Over

    06:00 Romantic Break Recommendations

    07:50 Italy, Rain and Cowboy Holidays

    08:52 Open Relationships Discussion

    11:38 Golf Or Abbey? The Ultimate Question

    13:00 Pete Reflects On The AMA Chaos


    To contact us:

    Email: [email protected]


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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  • On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal adventures continue as Abbey and Peter settle into holiday life with VERY mixed results. Peter gives us the dramatic rundown after suffering a painful defeat on the tennis court while Abbey reveals she’s been volunteering at an incredible animal rescue centre in the Algarve and may have fallen in love with another dog… again.


    Elsewhere, Pete finally gets his hands on Abbey’s GCSE certificates after years of doubting her straight A claims, but is he convinced they’re actually real?! We also dive into some absolutely bizarre conspiracy theories involving Flat Earth believers, robot birds, AI taking over the world and whether Bill Gates is secretly behind EVERYTHING.


    In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose mother-in-law keeps secretly rearranging her house and another who’s completely horrified by her husband’s “helicopter” habits after showering…


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    00:00 Introduction

    01:05 Pete’s Brutal Tennis Defeat

    04:35 Abbey’s Emotional Animal Rescue Story

    10:20 Abbey’s “Straight A” GCSE Results Exposed

    13:35 Abbey’s Secret Pop Star Dreams

    14:05 “Blue Jobs” & Relationship Rules

    15:00 Portugal Reset & Family Time

    15:30 Would You Rather: Meet Dave

    17:20 Mother-In-Law House Drama

    20:10 The Helicopter Husband Confession

    23:20 Reuniting With A School Bully

    25:55 Conspiracy Theory Special Begins

    26:20 “Birds Aren’t Real” Debate

    27:55 Bill Gates & Tick Conspiracies

    29:10 Flat Earth Theory Explained

    32:40 AI Is Taking Over The World

    33:15 Abbey Has Never Owned A Laptop

    34:05 Was The Moon Landing Fake?!

    35:55 Pete Questions Space Travel

    39:30 Final Conspiracy Thoughts

    50:20 Wrapping Up

    To contact us:

    Email: [email protected]


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch


    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy/


    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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  • On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re back for another Ask Me Anything and things get unexpectedly heated… over PAINT. Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive into a listener dilemma about kitchen colours, which quickly spirals into a full-blown debate on Abbey’s obsession with the infamous “bone” shade. From “50 shades of bone” to Peter questioning his entire marriage contract, it’s chaos from the start.


    Abbey leans into her interior design expertise, dropping surprisingly detailed recommendations (and proving she definitely knows her stuff), while Peter isn’t entirely convinced—especially when talk turns to gold floral wallpaper and dream living rooms. The pair clash over style, money, and what really matters when building a home, leading to a deeper conversation about whether a house is just a house… or something much more meaningful.


    Plus, the gang answer your questions on relationships, from navigating design disagreements with your partner to planning the perfect 15-year anniversary without breaking the bank—featuring some seriously tempting travel tips (Greece might be calling…). Expect laughs, honesty, and a glimpse into how differently couples can see the same life decisions.


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    00:00 Introduction

    02:20 Kitchen Colour Dilemma & “Bone” Debate

    05:30 Abbey’s Interior Design Tips

    07:30 Dream Home Disagreements

    09:45 Passion vs “High Maintenance”

    10:45 What Makes a House a Home?

    12:10 Beds, Sleep & Luxury Must-Haves

    13:00 15-Year Anniversary Dilemma

    14:00 Budget Travel & Greece Recommendations

    18:00 Relationships, Marriage & What Matters

    23:00 Final Thoughts & Outro


    To contact us:

    Email: [email protected]


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


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  • On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal trip rolls on as the gang battle through hangovers, questionable decisions and some seriously strong opinions on relationships. After a heavy night, the boys are feeling it as they dive into everything from airport pints and junk food cravings to the strange “punishment” dynamic that can creep into relationships after having a bit too much fun.


    Things quickly spiral into one of the funniest and most chaotic ick discussions yet – including a barber chair moment that might just be the greatest ick of all time. The team also tackle your dilemmas, from navigating life after a breakup to whether giving your ex money after winning the lottery makes you a terrible person… or just a decent human being.


    Plus, in Am I The A**hole, things get heated as the group debate workplace drama, relationship boundaries and the fine line between banter and going too far.


    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below

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    00:00 Introduction / Hangover Fallout

    01:42 Service Station Food & Matcha Rant

    04:04 Bovril, Football & Stadium Rules

    06:28 Random Chat & Set-Up

    07:05 You Had Fun? Now You’re Punished

    10:15 Listener Messages Begin

    10:46 Barber Chair Story (All-Time Moment)

    13:40 “That’s What I Do” & Tangents

    16:22 Agony Ab: Newly Single Advice

    19:50 Transition / Segment Change

    20:00 Am I The A**hole Returns

    20:31 Lottery Win & Ex-Wife Drama

    23:50 Debate: Is He In The Wrong?

    25:45 “Tig Bitties” Story

    28:15 Naming Kids & Inappropriate Jokes

    28:20 Workplace Drama: Slim vs Chunky

    32:00 Body Comments Debate

    34:30 Escalation / Final Thoughts on Topic


    To contact us:

    Email: [email protected]


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    For more from Peter

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  • On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, the Portugal Series continues with another chaotic Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter answer your questions and accidentally reveal some huge family plans.


    The couple open up about deciding to move house after ten years, why they’re ready for a fresh chapter, and Abbey’s dream of more land, animals, growing vegetables and creating the ultimate family home. Peter also gives his honest take on Abbey wanting what sounds suspiciously like a private compound.


    Elsewhere, the pair discuss dream homes, luxury interiors, tattoos, terrible cooking disasters and why men simply cannot resist touching things as they walk past them.


    There’s also a touching message from a listener whose week was made easier during a difficult hospital stay thanks to the podcast.


    Expect laughs, honesty, relationship chaos and classic Therapy Crouch energy throughout.


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    00:00 Introduction

    00:45 Easter Bunny Chaos

    03:10 We’re Moving House

    04:30 Abbey’s Compound Plan

    06:00 Why Food Tastes Better Abroad

    09:00 Cooking Disaster Stories

    13:00 Tattoos Debate

    16:20 Dream Home Must-Haves

    18:35 Emotional Listener Message


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  • On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for part two of their sunny getaway, but there’s no peace and quiet in sight. Abbey wastes no time exposing Peter for turning the family holiday into a full-blown sports tour, with golf, paddle, football and post-match beers all somehow making the itinerary ahead of family time. Peter, naturally, insists it’s all part of his passion for sport.


    The couple then get into a surprisingly honest and hilarious debate about why football brings men together so easily, and whether women have anything that creates the same kind of instant bond. Peter reflects on his emotional return to Liverpool for the Legends match and why sport has always been his escape, while Abbey explains exactly why golf sends her over the edge.

    Later on, things descend into total chaos with a Portugal-themed quiz involving capitals, custard tarts and some wildly confident wrong answers. Sunshine, arguments, emotional moments and complete nonsense… just another day on The Therapy Crouch.


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    Plus, more holiday dilemmas, in this episode Abbey and Pete welcome back listeners Lana and Jeanette, to help them plan their TUI holiday. Booking T&Cs apply. ATOL and ABTA protected.

    https://www.tui.co.uk/


    00:00 Introduction

    03:00 Peter’s Injury & Competitive Nature

    08:40 Why Liverpool Means So Much

    14:03 Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Holiday Behaviour

    16:25 Why Men Bond Over Football

    27:21 Abbey vs Peter On Golf

    30:43 Sport & Mental Health

    32:18 “Look… It’s Dusk” Chaos

    45:14 The Portugal Quiz Begins

    51:00 Capitals Challenge Meltdown

    54:58 Outro


    To contact us:

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  • On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and the team kick off the very first special Portugal Series with a chaotic Ask Me Anything episode from sunny Portugal. What starts as a simple Q&A quickly turns into classic Therapy Crouch madness as the gang discuss holiday packing disasters, bringing 12 suitcases but somehow forgetting the essentials, and the reality of family life abroad.


    Abbey and Peter also get brutally honest about parenting four children, whether boys are harder work than girls, and how they divide the madness of school runs, clubs and everyday family life. Abbey gives a rare insight into what her work days actually look like, from shoots and brand deals to juggling home life and total chaos behind the scenes.


    Elsewhere, the team debate why the phrase “body count” is one of the worst modern terms around, reveal their funniest relationship banter, and somehow end up discussing underwear, dressing gowns and karaoke.


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    00:00 Introduction From Portugal

    07:03 We Brought 12 Cases… Forgot Everything

    08:32 Are Boys Harder Than Girls? Parenting Four Kids Chaos

    12:11 Why “Body Count” Is The Worst Term Ever

    17:30 Listener Game Gets Out Of Control

    18:30 Tyson & Paris Fury Singing Reaction

    21:07 What Does Abbey Actually Do? Honest Answer

    23:16 School Runs, Clubs & Real Family Life


    To contact us:

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  • On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with their usual mix of honesty, chaos and laugh-out-loud moments as they dive into the realities of relationships and family life.


    Things kick off with Abbey’s “weekly whine” as she calls out Peter’s inability to say “no”—leading to confusing messages, overcomplicated situations and a few relationship frustrations. Peter hits back, claiming he’s just trying not to offend people, sparking a relatable debate about communication styles in relationships.


    We also hear about a disastrous night’s sleep thanks to Abbey’s beloved Calm app, as Peter reveals how a relaxing meditation voice actually leaves him wide awake. From there, things spiral into bedtime chaos after the pair fall asleep watching TV and wake up to a completely different (and slightly traumatic) show.


    The conversation turns more heartfelt as they discuss Mother’s Day, expectations around appreciation, and whether love should be shown every day rather than saved for special occasions. Plus, they open up about the realities of parenting—juggling kids of different ages, losing their weekends, and finding ways to keep the whole family entertained.


    Later in the episode, Abbey plans Peter’s ultimate dream day—from luxury holidays to golf and unrealistic travel plans—before things take a hilarious turn in the kitchen as they argue over how to properly make a jacket potato.


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    00:00 Introduction

    01:45 Abbey’s “Weekly Whine” – “You Can’t Say No”

    04:10 Easter Trip Chaos & The New Puppy

    06:40 “This Ruined My Sleep” – Calm App Disaster

    08:40 Falling Asleep To TV Gone Wrong

    12:15 Mother’s Day Debate – Are These Days Overrated?

    14:45 Parenting Reality – Weekends Aren’t Ours

    16:45 One-on-One Time With Kids

    18:40 Holiday Arguments & Relationship Dynamics

    19:50 Peter’s Dream Day Planned

    24:00 Food Preferences & Relationship Compromises

    27:15 Jacket Potato Cooking Debate


    To contact us:

    Email: [email protected]


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  • On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Gaz are back answering your dilemmas and things get very real, very quickly.


    The gang react to a shocking message between a boyfriend and his coworker that has Abbey firmly calling it out as cheating, while Pete questions whether there’s any grey area at all. It sparks a heated debate on boundaries, flirting and when it’s time to walk away.


    We also hear an incredible proposal story involving a surprise appearance in Rio that feels straight out of a film, before Abbey and Pete share their honest advice on weddings, relationships and what actually matters after years together.


    Elsewhere, there’s plenty of chaos as the team unpack “icks,” awkward public fails, and the moments that can instantly change how you see your partner. From heroic saves to total disasters, it’s safe to say not everyone comes out looking good…


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    00:00 Introduction

    02:30 Packing Chaos

    06:15 Coworker Message Drama

    08:00 “That’s Cheating” Debate

    11:30 Surprise Rio Proposal

    14:20 Wedding Advice

    17:30 Grindr Dilemma

    20:30 Cheating vs Identity

    22:00 Public “Ick” Moment

    24:00 Hero vs Fail

    27:00 The “Ick” Debate

    30:00 Final Thoughts


    To contact us:

    Email: [email protected]


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  • On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we’re joined by Love Island All Stars winners Molly and Tom, who are swapping villa life for the podcast world as the new hosts of the NearlyWeds podcast.


    We dive into what it’s really like going from reality TV to hosting your own show, with Molly and Tom admitting that podcasting is a “whole different ballgame” and has actually forced them to sit down, communicate and properly plan their wedding (whether Tom likes it or not…).


    The pair open up on life after Love Island, why real life is the true test of a relationship, and how moving in together immediately might not be as crazy as it sounds. Plus, we get into the chaos of wedding planning, from emotional dress shopping to guest list dilemmas and everything in between.


    Elsewhere, Abbey and Pete are back with their usual madness, from early morning conspiracy theories and nuclear bunker debates to listener dilemmas and some questionable workplace nicknames.


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    00:00 Introduction

    02:00 Morning Anxiety & Bunker Talk

    05:30 Life Perspective & COVID Reflections

    07:15 Listener Nicknames

    09:20 Parenting Dilemma

    12:20 Molly & Tom Join The Show

    14:30 Starting Their Podcast

    17:00 Love Island Journey

    18:45 Life After The Show

    21:00 Football vs Fame

    23:30 Public Pressure

    24:50 Relationship Advice

    26:00 Proposal Story

    28:00 Wedding Planning Chaos


    To contact us:

    Email: [email protected]


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    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


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  • On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a full blown Ask Me Anything as Abbey and Peter dive head first into your dilemmas, debates and downright chaotic questions. From friendship group fallouts over whether partners should be allowed on girls trips, to the awkward truth about reading your partner’s private messages, nothing is off limits.


    The pair also tackle the ultimate relationship grey areas including whether “body count” conversations are ever a good idea (spoiler: they’re not), and why some things are better left unsaid. Plus, we get a hilarious breakdown of the biggest “icks” that instantly kill attraction — from oversized gin glasses to questionable fashion choices.


    There’s also a surprisingly passionate debate about old-school names dying out (RIP Gary), Abbey’s brutal take on men who can’t do keepy ups, and Peter setting a bold challenge to turn Abby into a football freestyler in just two weeks.


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    00:00 Introduction

    01:30 “Ask Me Anything” Begins

    03:00 Are We Losing “Garys”?

    05:00 Girls Trip Drama – Can Partners Come?

    07:00 Funniest People & Why Humor Matters

    10:00 Would You Read Your Partner’s Messages?

    12:00 Keepy Uppy Icks & Football Challenge

    15:00 Ultimate Relationship Icks

    18:00 Body Count Debate – Should You Ask?

    21:30 Final Thoughts & Outro


    To contact us:

    Email: [email protected]


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  • On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we are joined by the one and only Peter Andre and his incredible wife Dr. Emily Andre for a hilarious, honest and surprisingly deep conversation about fame, family life and everything in between.


    Pete takes us back 30 years to the moment “Mysterious Girl” became a global hit, opening up about the highs, the ego, and the unexpected backlash that came with fame — including why he suddenly stopped taking his shirt off and how it completely changed the way people treated him. He also shares the story behind his brand new “Legacy” album, featuring remastered classics, brand new tracks and some huge collaborations from around the world.


    Emily gives us a real insight into balancing life as a doctor, a mum of three and being married to one of the most recognisable faces in British pop culture — including what it’s actually like holding down the fort while Pete is away touring.


    We also get into how the couple first met (and it involves a hospital visit you won’t believe), parenting across different ages, the realities of long-term relationships and why communication has completely changed Pete’s outlook as a dad.


    Plus, there’s plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos — from cooking disasters and naked dancing to brutally honest relationship moments that every couple will recognise.


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    00:00 Introduction

    04:07 Welcoming Peter & Emily Andre

    05:33 Touring Life & “Home Is More Full On”

    08:27 30 Years Of “Mysterious Girl” & New Album

    11:18 Iconic Music Videos & Behind The Scenes

    14:13 Legacy Album, Collaborations & Touring Again

    17:45 How Peter & Emily Andre First Met

    18:42 Relationship Beginnings & Asking Permission

    19:06 Parenting, Kids & Growing Up Fast

    23:08 Emily’s Career As A Doctor

    24:00 Writing Books & Life With Kids

    28:13 The Tampon Story (How Pete Learned The Hard Way)

    30:28 Fan Questions Begin

    33:00 Relationships, Marriage & Long-Term Love

    38:00 Family Life, Balance & Career Pressures

    43:00 Parenting Challenges & Modern Family Life

    48:00 Looking Back On Career & Lessons Learned

    53:00 Final Thoughts & Reflections

    56:30 Outro


    To contact us:

    Email: [email protected]


    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/


    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch


    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/


    For more from Peter Andre

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    For more from Abbey

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