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This week on The KOKO Show we put all our shit aside and moved footy to the fore, breaking down all the round 4 action from both the Superb Rugby and Six Nations. The lads can't resist hooping and hollering at the hot throbbing product that is Super Rugby Pacific 2025, as they discuss a week of footy that was packed full of upstarts, uprisings and upsets. Within our new segment ‘KOKO’s Top 5 Takeaways’ the crew highlights how the Waratahs have found their fire, the Brumbies have built themselves a backbone and just how beautiful a weekend is when only one Kiwi team wins.
Plus, these pheromone sodden phenoms take a little walk on the wild side as they unpack all the action from up north in the ‘Six Nations Summation’, bringing light to the fearless French, interrogating the incompetent Irish and somewhat extinguishing the excitable English. Moreover, with only one round left in the greatest rugby competition in the world, the boys have a little look and spirited debate about who holds poll position heading into their final 80 minutes.
Lastly, we are joined briefly by the Aussie breaker of English hearts and Waratahs young gun Mr Max Jorgensen (full interview on Thursday) for a little chinwag about his red hot form in Super Rugby and the guys get down and dirty as they immerse themselves in a Quiz. So, throw the kids on the ipad, leave everything in the sink, pop a couple xannies and melt into your well weathered lazy-boy, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - Start of the show
01:05 - Introducing the show
03:00 - Introducing the boys
07:24 - What did we learn over the weekend?
11:25 - KOKO Fantasy Comp update
13:04 - Super Rugby Round Up / KOKO’s Top 5 Takeaways
13:32 - Waratahs got their start right
19:01 - The competition is so tight: No such things as and upset
25:33 - Crusader v Reds was the first blowout of 2025 / Will Jordan praise
3201 - Max Jorgensen pops in early
32:50 - Drua upset over the Chiefs / Moana over the Hurricanes
35:01 - Jorgo talks about the win over the Force
36:22 - Jorgo’s dad Peter is a loose unit
37:34 - Six Nations Summation
37:55 - FRANCE V IRELAND REVIEW
42:19 - Jorgo wants to fend Duhan van der Merwe
42:51 - SCOTLAND V WALES REVIEW / A WHAT'S DREWING?
49:11 - ENGLAND V ITALY REVIEW
52:15 - The KOKO Quiz
59:18 - Close of the show
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The second episode you lucky bastards get to sink your teeth into this week will go down in KOKO show history as a ‘Hall Of Fame’ show on every possible level.
We are joined by Rugby Australia’s little engine that can and will, a back rower that tackles like he has rabies and banters beyond his years. Please enjoy the ‘Pest from the West’, the headcase from Hale and the undisputed ‘Peoples Champ’, it is the one and only Carlo Tizzano. This young thoroughbred spends 45 of the best minutes with us talking about the Force in 2025, the upcoming Lions Series, his beef with England’s Tom Curry and the benefits of sleeping with mouth tape on.
Plus, Carlo sticks around to preview all the footy coming up this weekend in both the Super Rugby and the penultimate round of the Six Nations. So drop everything you are doing, get out your dream journal and start taking notes, because Carlo ‘Triple Threat’ Tizzano is a case study you don't want to miss.
It is time for episode 10 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMECODES:
00:00 - Start of the show - talking about sleeping with mouth tape
01:32 - Carlo talks about his love of MMA
01:55 - Carlo’s intro
03:08 - Carlo talks about his quirks
03:52 - Carlo and Swoop spent some time together at the Mauritius 10’s
07:06 - Carlo’s rugby heroes
08:46 - Carlo talks about how MMA helped his rugby and who he would fight in footy
11:37 - What is Carlo’s full Italian name?
13:36 - Carlo talks about his vlogging and why athletes should do it more
15:03 - How annoying is Nic White at the Force?
16:34 - Carlo Tizzano v Fraser McReight
19:30 - Carlo talks about the Lions Tour
20:44 - How is traveling from Perth?
23:27 - Carlo Tizzano’s favourite cartoon character
24:15 - Bench, start and drop / Deserted Island Questions
27:42 - Carlo talks about his personal form and the form of the Force
30:15 - SUPER RUGBY ROUND 4 PREVIEW - TAHS V FORCE
31:57 - Carlo talks about being Neurodivergent
35:45 - SUPER RUGBY ROUND 4 PREVIEW CONTINUED
43:07 - SIX NATIONS ROUND 4 PREVIEW - IRELAND V FRANCE
44:37 - SCOTLAND V WALES
45:12 - ENGLAND V ITALY
47:32 - Goodbye to Carlo
49:34 - Close of the show
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In this week’s first spoonful of The KOKO Show you all get treated to a tasty charcuterie board of fine footy yummies. This week the lads decided to do the ‘Superb Rugby Roundup’ a little differently, instead of winding their way through every game one by one, they decided to tackle another cracking week of domestic footy by illuminating their ‘Top 5 Talking points’.
Moreover, with this new found angle and creative direction, the fellas have conjured up some of the best and most beautiful rugby punditry money can buy, as they deep dive on how all the Aussie teams are shaping up after three weeks, as well as establishing a mutual agreement that no Super Rugby team has hit their straps just yet.
Plus, after the boys clean themselves up from that sensual Super Rugby session of common sense, they add to their tally of ‘Locked in Lions’ and finally they finish with a truly edge of your seat installment of the KOKO Quiz.
So sheer your sheep, milk those cows and collect the eggs, because Old MacDonald has a fucking good podcast for you to listen to. It is time for episode nine of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMECODES:
00:00 - Start of the show
01:55 - Introduce the boys
04:33 - What the boys learnt over the weekend
06:13 - Ma’a Nonu returns to Toulon
09:11 - KOKO Fantasy Competition
12:04 - Super Rugby Roundup - ‘KOKO’s Top 5 Takeaways’
12:42 - Biv: The amazing tries in Super Rugby
18:45 - Swoop: Foul play in the Drua v Tahs game
21:28 - Gits: How good are the ‘Finishers’
28:08 - Swoop: Why can't you jump over the ruck to score?
33:25 - Biv: Culture Round was a success and the comp is tight
38:28 - Super W Round 1 Recap
40:06 - KOKO’s LOKO Players of the week
44:24 - The KOKO Quiz
51:50 - The Locked in Lions - Carlo Tizzano crashes the party
55:31 - Carlo Tizzano has beef with Tom Curry
55:51 - Carlo tells the story of how he chipped his tooth
57:17 - Carlo talks about sleeping with mouth tape
59:40 - Close of the show
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For our second succulent slice of KOKO this week the lads get chiefed up about round 3 of the Superb Rugby Season as they lay out all their tips and tricks for the upcoming games, whilst unpacking who they believe is warming into season 2025 nicely.
We know what you are thinking up north, these one eyed southerners wouldn’t know what good rugby was even if it slapped them on the forehead, so just for you we are serving up another smattering of ‘Locked In Lions’.
Finally, the KOKO Crew are bringing back an oldie but a goodie, ‘Dear Drew’ makes its long awaited return and boy does this listener question open up some fresh 2015 Rugby World Cup wounds.
So get out your kleenex and use them as you see fit, because this ep may make you laugh, cry or even slightly aroused.
It is time now for another episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMECODES:
00:00 - Start of the show
00:54 - KOKO’s Lock In Lions
04:11- Super Rugby Round 3 Preview
04:18 - MOANA PASIFIKA V HIGHLANDERS PREVIEW
07:43 - WARATAHS V DRUA PREVIEW
09:22 - CHIEFS V BRUMBIES PREVIEW
10:42 - HURRICANES V BLUES PREVIEW
11:37 - FORCE V REDS PREVIEW
13:29 - The Ovolo Hotels Sponsorship Read - 15:35
16:31 - Vancouver Sevens Update
17:54 - Dear Drew - 2015 Rugby World Cup question from Mick
29:04 - The KOKO Website
29:28 - Gits is getting a vasectomy and Drew recounts his hip operation
33:38 - Close of the show
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This week on The KOKO Show our first instalment is jam packed wall to wall with the game they play in heaven as we break down all the action from across the Six Nations and Super Rugby. With so much ‘ra ra’ to rummage through we thought it would be sensible to enlist a very special guest to make sense of it all.
Our guest this week is such a big deal in the world of rugby the fact he is on our dinky little show either means there was an administrative error or he is just straight up crazy. This fella is without a doubt one of the best number 10’s in the world, he hates an untidy house, his favourite film is anchorman and boy he can whip up a mean carbonara, so please put your hands together for Mr Finn Russell.
With Finn in toe, we discuss and dissect all the Six Nations action from over the weekend which saw England win back the Calcutta Cup, the Irish down the resilient Welsh and the French flog the abysmal Azzurri. Furthermore, Mr Russell talks about his excitement surrounding the upcoming Lions Tour and he has promised the KOKO Crew a couple of big nights out on him.
Plus, the lads also get silky with a sublime second round of Super Rugby, illuminating all the reasons as to why it is the best domestic competition in the world. So slip on your kilts, pour yourself a Scotch and let the breeze blow between your cheeks, because this show will be a super sensual yet very Scottish sensory overload.
It is time now for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMECODES:
00:00 - Start of the show
02:26 - Introduce the boys
04:13 - What the boys would have done if they didn’t play footy
06:52 - KOKO Fantasy Super League Update
08:35 - Six Nations Summation - Introduce Finn Russell
09:03 - ENGLAND V SCOTLAND REVIEW
09:40 - Finn talks about the missed conversion
11:23 - What was said in the Scottish sheds after the game?
12:06 - Finn’s relationship with Gregor Townsend
13:45 - Finn talks about The Lions Series
14:55 - The development of the Scottish attack
18:35 - Is Finn Russell romantic?
20:07 - Finn talks about being a stonemason
21:30 - Finn on his time in France
27:20 - Start, Bench and Drop
28:15 - The Deserted Island question for Finn
29:48 - Finn talks about his weeks off
30:56 - The KOKO Quiz
37:05 - WALES V IRELAND REVIEW
43:26 - ITALY V FRANCE REVIEW
47:24 - The Ovolo Hotels Sponsorship Read
50:45 - Super Rugby Summation: CHIEFS V CRUSADERS REVIEW
52:50 - REDS V MOANA PASIFIKA REVIEW
57:50 - HURRICANES V DRUA REVIEW
01:00:00 - HIGHLANDERS V BLUES REVIEW
01:04:16 - BRUMBIES V FORCE REVIEW
01:11:01 - KOKO’S LOCO Players of the Week
01:12:23 - Close of the show
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In this week's second instalment of what to listen to when you have no will to live, sorry I mean The KOKO Show, we are joined by an extra large special guest. This man is known as the Seven Hills Hulk, the ‘Steifel Tower’ and the ‘bestie Westie’ to ever play footy. So please put your hands together for a man that has captained the Wallabies, played for the Tahs and is currently turning the French Top 14 on its head, it is the one and only Mr Will Skelton.
In this episode The KOKO Crew chop it up big time with Willy discussing everything from his early days in Wallaby Camp all the way through to his desire to play in the upcoming Lions Series.
Plus, we give you guys a preview of the upcoming Six Nations matches as well as who the boys are tipping in round 2 of the Super Rugby Pacific Competition. So stand up tall and slide into a pair of Antoine Dupont endorsed Cuban heels for a few extra inches as we tackle all the big issues with an even bigger Will Skelton, right now on Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMECODES:
00:00 - Start of the show
01:37 - Introduce Will Skelton
03:46 - Will Skelton is not the biggest in his family
05:22 - Will and Drew were put in the Wallabies fat camp
07:59 - Will talks about the gruelling nature of rugby in France
09:25 - Will talks about coming back and playing for the Wallabies
11:19 - Will chats about his coach Ronan O’Gara
17:39 - Will and Kate have welcomed a new baby into their family
18:08 - Will has size 18 feet and he shows the boys his Crocs
19:57 - Will talks about playing with the KOKO boys
23:46 - START, BENCH AND DROP
24:29 - The Island Survival Question
26:28 - Will wants to play in the Lions Series
27:53 - The boys reflect on what Ronan O’Gara could bring to the Wallabies
31:46 - Round 3 Six Nations Preview
37:40 - Round 2 Super Rugby Pacific Predictions
38:33 - KOKO’s Locked in Lions
40:23 - Close of the show
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For the first installment this week of The KOKO Show we are making round one of the Super Rugby season the first order of business, as the lads crunch the numbers and survey the action from a spine tingling slate of initial matches. In a week where 45 tries were awarded, 317 points were scored and every match finished within a 1-12 margin, it would be fair to say Super Rugby is back and the fellas were physically aroused. With tight pants and positive attitudes the boys shuck each game like a delicious Sydney Rock Oyster, handing you their pearls of wisdom when necessary and throwing out the facts that don't pass the sniff test.
Moreover, the guys get hot and heavy celebrating the most successful first round of Super Rugby by Aussie teams since 2018, with the Brumbies, Warartahs and Western force all notching up last gasp wins for a tangly little trifecta of triumph. Plus, the fellas are open and honest with how they are placed after week one in the KOKO Super Rugby Fantasy League, as they celebrate sexy selections, rue missed opportunities or in Prof’s case only just realised the Reds didn't play. So sit back and set up a fantasy team full of your favourite former footy greats over forty that have a mediocre podcast and let your dirtiest thoughts run wild.
It is time to get freaky ladies and gentlemen with another episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMECODES:
00:00 - Start of the show
01:00 - Introducing the show
04:39 - Introduce the boys
06:03 - KOKO Fantasy Super Rugby League chat
12:23 - Superb Rugby Summation
12:46 - CRUSADERS V HURRICANES REVIEW
16:35 - WARATAHS V HIGHLANDERS REVIEW
29:49 - DRUA V BRUMBIES REVIEW
35:04 - BLUES V CHIEFS REVIEW
39:10 - FORCE V MOANA PASIFIKA REVIEW
47:06 - KOKO’s Takeaways from round one of Super Rugby
48:37 - KOKO’s LOKO Players of the Round
49:44 - Goit had to clear up a fallen tree
51:14 - The KOKO Quiz
57:11 - Close of the show
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For your second trip up to the all you can eat KOKO buffet of happiness and rugby filled banter, we are giving you a healthy lashing of Super Rugby excitement, a side salad of ‘What’s Drewin’ and little sweet treat to finish as we name our first round of ‘Locked in Lions’.
With the ‘Superb’ Rugby season merely hours away from kicking off the lads run their greasy mitts through each and every Australian franchise, handing you unsolicited pearls of wisdom about how each team will compete and fair in the upcoming 2025 season. We talk crucial INS, OUT and and what could have ‘beens’ for each side, as we put together the most complete and comprehensive season preview that zero dollars could buy. Plus, the boys have to smooth over some tense moments with Gits as he comes to terms with the fact most of the best Rebels players on the market didn't and shouldn’t want to live in Canberra. I mean we could all ‘A SEE T’ that was coming! Moreover, Drew clears the cobwebs off the age-old debate “What is Sua’ali’i’s best position?”, as the Tahs look to play him at the back, whilst Schmidt saw his value in the centres.
Finally, to keep our little frostbitten friends north of the wall happy, we have introduced a new segment called ‘The Locked in Lions”, where for the 12 weeks the lads will pick one player each every week to put on our whiteboard that can pack their bags and book their exit rows seats for the Lions Tour Down Under. So, put your tray tables away and place your seats in the upright position as the KOKO Crew point out each and every debaucherous exit on your whirlwind trip to pleasure town. It is time now for episode four of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMECODES:
00:00 - Start of the show
01:33 - Swoop talks about the benefits of stillness
02:48 - The boys talk about Valentines Day
04:18 - Super Rugby Discussion
05:10 - WARATAHS 2025 PREVIEW
10:10 - What's Drewing? - What position should Sua’ali’i play?
13:50 - BRUMBIES 2025 PREVIEW
20:02 - WESTERN FORCE 2025 PREVIEW
25:20 - REDS 2025 PREVIEW
29:20 - The boys predict the Super Rugby winner
29:35 - The boys preview round 1 of the Super Rugby
31:20 - The Locked In Lions Segment
37:51 - What are guys doing for Valentine's Day?
39:02 - Close of the show
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This week on The KOKO Show our Tuesday fix gets seriously down and dirty with the world of ‘Ra Ra’ as the lads get open and honest about all the action across week two of the Six Nations, as well as pulling apart all the big news within Australian Rugby. To kick off the first episode of the week the boys went introspective outlining lessons they learnt over the weekend, in a brand new segment we like to call ‘KOKO’s Weekend Wake Up Call’.
The second sinking ship to depart the port of Kick Off and Kick On was a comprehensive sweep of the sad news that Joe Schmidt will be hanging up his green and gold whistle at the conclusion of the TRC. The KOKO Crew touch on all the noble reasons for his departure, the work he has done so far and the work he will continue to do up until the end of his tenure to put Australian Rugby back on the International radar. Plus, the boys get BOLD once again, as they outline possible suitors in the rugby stratosphere that cut the mustard as Joe Schmidt’s replacement.
We know what you are all thinking up north these Aussies are so bloody self-centered, but fret not my winter withered wise arses, we have once again served you up a delicious helping of the ‘Six Nations Summation’, as we highlight England’s upset over the French and Ireland’s renewed quest for that always elusive Grand Slam. So spark up a durrie because vaping is so 2024 and let this next gen rugby ruckus fill your every orifice with life, laughter and the pursuit of some fucking sponsors. It is time for week 2 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMECODES:
00:00 - Start of the show
03:37 - Intro the boys
06:03 - Tommy apologises to the Italians
07:26 - KOKO’s Weekend Wake Up Calls
12:44 - What’s Drewing - Joe Schmidt’s exit
14:47 - New Wallabies coach discussion
20:38 - Six Nations Summation
21:41 - ITALY V WALES REVIEW
29:03 - ENGLAND V FRANCE REVIEW
35:19 - SCOTLAND V IRELAND REVIEW
42:53 - The KOKO Quiz
52:29 - Close of the show
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For your second serving of this always tasty shit sandwich the KOKO Crew have brought back a prodigal son and fan favourite to get season 2 off to a humming start. This Guinness gulping Galway Geezer is there when we need him just to release the pressure valve that builds up when you are podcasting royalty, so please welcome back the KOKO Show’s most bountiful booty call, Mr Mack ‘Daddy’ Hansen.
In the second episode this week the boys dive in deep with Mack, breaking down his round one performance in their win over England, how Ireland are feeling about their Six Nations campaign and what are his chances of donning the red jersey for the British and Irish Lions. Plus, we get a well waxed cheeky surprise from Mack when he stands up to fix the light, that’s right Mr Hansen almost bares all and proves that he is the gift that keeps on giving.
Finally, we round out week one of The KOKO Show with a tongue wagging quiz, which was brought back by popular demand. So untie yourself from whatever Shibari shit show you naughty little freaks are into and whack on your four favourite footy fuckwits, it is time again for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMECODES:
00:00 - Start of the show
00:56 - Hello and welcome to episode two
01:33 - Introduce Mack Hansen
02:47 - Mack struggling to get up early for the show and not wearing pants
04:10 - Mack explains why he missed our show in Dublin
05:05 - Mack talks about Ireland's win over England
06:07 - Gits wants to know who is Ireland’s attacking mastermind
06:54 - Mack describes his favourite household item
08:07 - Mack describes his scuffle with Maro Itoje
09:08 - Who is the lippiest player in the Six Nations?
11:43 - Mack picks who would win in a wrestle between Bundee Aki and James Lowe
12:43 - Mack talks about his suspension
13:25 - Mack talks about the improvement he has seen in the Wallabies
14:54 - Mack talks about his desire to play for the Lions
17:45 - Mack discusses Ireland’s biggest test in this year's Six Nations
19:00 - The KOKO Quiz
26:32 - Mack and the boys give their predictions for Scotland v Ireland
27:43 - The boys talk about sleeping in the nude
28:35 - Mack shows us his buttocks AGAIN!
28:51 - The boys farewell Mack
29:19 - Six Nations Round 2 Predictions
34:47 - Close of the show
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Finally, Kick Offs and Kick Ons is back on the airwaves in 2025 and in the first episode of season two the lads do not disappoint in bringing the heat. After an off-season full of self reflection, realignment and rejuvenation the KOKO Crew are returning with a pep in their step, a new outlook on life and absolutely no sponsors to speak of. In 2025 we are bringing you double the debauchery each week with two separate episodes to ensure our fans get a complete feast of footy week in and week out. In episode one of season 2 we cut straight to the bone of all the Six Nations news after one week of the tournament, breaking down how the Irish outmuscled the English, the Scots dismantled the Italians and the French whacked the woeful Welsh. Plus, the boys give you their ‘Bold Predictions’ for 2025, illuminating their authentic thoughts and feelings in the world of rugby, as well as gambling on real life milestones. So sit back raise your hands to the skies and shout “fuck yes KOKO is back”, as we bring you the world of rugby like you have never heard it before, whilst giving you a chaser of inane banter to help it go down smoothly. It is time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons 2.0.
TIMECODES:
00:00 - Start of the show
00:54 - Season 1 recap
02:52 - Introducing the boys
05:25 - What the boys did in their break
12:04 - The new KOKO Show format - 2 Episodes a week
14:09 - What we have to look forward to in 2025
16:37 - Finish these sentences
18:10 - KOKO Bold Predictions
24:38 - The Six Nations Summation
27:04 - FRANCE V WALES REVIEW
36:01 - SCOTLAND V ITALY REVIEW
40:43 - IRELAND V ENGLAND REVIEW
48:18 - Other rugby news
56:31 - PERTH SEVENS REVIEW
58:59 - KOKO website and socials plug
59:21 - Sponsorship call out
59:51 - Close of the show
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The KOKO boys end the year looking back at their time at the famous Hong Kong 7s thanks to HKTB, Cathay Pacific and Ovolo Hotels. Outside of the incredible rugby the highlights for the trip included a night at Sha Tin Races, fancy dress shopping on Pottinger Street and of course a visit to The Peak.
At the stadium itself we had an incredible time in both the state-of-the-art Cathay Suite and also in the lively South Stand as well as being joined by a plethora of famous faces join the show including Dan Carter, Victor Matfield and Michael Hooper.
2025 is set to be even bigger for the event with the weekend moving to Kai Tak Sports Park for the first time and we are looking very likely to return, so you should be there too and thanks to Cathay you can get special package deals including flights, hotels and tickets from the links below:
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This week on The KOKO Show we come to your eyes and ears by way of the Central Tablelands in NSW as the fellas finish off our inaugural season of KOKO in Orange. Despite the boys being of weary body and mind, they bound their Northern Hemisphere inflicted wounds, popped a couple Nurofen plus and got back on this bucking bronco of a show to finish the year off in grassroots style. When we started this show, all we wanted to do is help the average Aussie footy fan fall back in love with rugby again, whilst giving back to the OG footy fans in our rural and regional communities. Oh Boy! Let us bloody tell you rugby union is alive and well if northwest NSW is anything to go by and we can’t thank The Saltbush Hotel, Orange and the surrounding areas enough for their support of the show in our final episode of season one.
In this week’s episode we put a pretty little Chrissy bow on what was a whirlwind debut season for Kick Offs and Kick Ons, discussing the year that was 2024 in both the contexts of our show as well as the World Rugby landscape as a whole. The lads breakdown their highs and lows of the year, who and what caught their eye on the field and what 2025 has in store for all of us. We would like to give a big thank you to our headline sponsor MYER for all of their support this year and allowing us to create a show that accurately conveys the light and shade of Australian Rugby. Plus, we would also like to show some love to all of our sponsors throughout 2024 for being vital cogs in the wheel of success that was KOKO 1.0. In a year that has seen us laugh, cry, sit on milk crates and then travel to all corners of the globe, it is you our fans that deserve the final thanks. Without your support week in and week out, we wouldn't be able to put this poor excuse of a podcast together and for that we are eternally grateful. So, for the final time in 2024 lather yourself in baby oil, put on your comfiest lounging around g-banger and let the buttery tones of KOKO take you on a journey. It is time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMECODES
00:00 - Start of the show
01:36 - Introducing the show
03:51 - Introducing the boys
07:05 - Thanks to the Saltbush Hotel for having us
10:56 - Highlights and lowlights of the year
17:41 - Favourite guest
21:20 - Budgy Smuggler
23:40 - THE WALLABIES YEAR AND AWARDS
29:16 - Joe Schmidt’s future in Australian Rugby
33:39 - Wallabies five year plan
37:03 - The Lions tour
39:12 - SIX NATIONS PREVIEW
42:25 - THE ALL BLACKS’ YEAR IN 2024
46:23 - THE SPRINGBOKS’ YEAR IN 2024
48:52 - ARGENTINA’S YEAR IN 2024
54:44 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER
01:03:01 - Drew thanks the fans of the show
01:04:17 - What does KOKO look like in 2025?
01:07:53 - Close of the show and season 1 of KOKO
Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au
Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.
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This week on The KOKO Show the lads leave their luggage-less European odyssey behind to take on the delicious yet dangerous deserts of Dubai. As we all know December signals the end of the International Test season down under, with the resurgent Wallabies going down in a tight tussle against the intoxicating Irish in Dublin. With that being said the KOKO Crew breaks down all the ins and outs of that encounter and how Aussie fans should be buoyed by what we saw in Joe Schmidt’s heartbreaking homecoming. However, as we close the book on 2024’s Test Match madness, the lads open up the sensational sevens scrapbook as we look at all the action from the Emirates Dubai Sevens. We trade in the slush and sleet of soggy Europe for the sun and sand of the UAE, to bring you a cracking show from the comfort of the Emirates Dubai Sevens Sunroom, as we celebrate the Aussie women and the Fiji men for claiming their respective titles over the weekend. Plus, the gang are joined by two of the all time greats who are now part of the HSBC red polo stable raking in that global dollar, so please get ready to enjoy the stories and world class banter from Bryan Habana and Michael Hooper.
To cap off a cracking episode we express our love and support for all the people and entities involved in putting together this KOKO Tour and of course we show our appreciation for the beautiful people at MYER with an all time mixed bag Match Fit all they from the Dubai desert. As we near the end of our inaugural season as The KOKO Show we encourage you not to worry and be happy because we promise to be back bigger and better next year. It is time now for Kick Offs and Kick Ons The Emirates Dubai Sevens Editions.
TIMECODES:
00:00 - Start of the show
01:29 - Run through of the tour so far
04:03 - Introduce the boys
06:23 - Reviewing Gits’ new ink
07:20 - Drew gets scammed
10:29 - IRELAND V WALLABIES REVIEW
18:11 - 2003 English World Cup winners in the crowd
18:45 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater
25:09 - Chat about the Emirates Dubai Sevens
28:29 - REVIEW OF THE EMIRATES DUBAI SEVENS ACTION
30:04 - Welcome Bryan Habana
31:04 - Bryan talks about the Wallabies and Australian Rugby
33:03 - Welcome Michael Hooper
34:00 - Michael Hooper on the Wallabies
38:48 - Habana wants to know who did the best ‘Fruit Bat’
41:41 - Habana and Hoops discuss their work in Dubai for HSBC
45:01 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER
48:58 - Denim Dan talking about his playing days
49:48 - KOKO Show in Orange plug
50:43 - Easy Times Brewing Co plug
51:08 - Highlights and lowlights from the trip
52:20 - Denim Dan takes his pants off
53:10 - Emirates Dubai Sevens Highlight Showreel
01:10:25 - Close of the show
Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au
Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.
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This week on the KOKO Show the lads are coming to you from the billionaire's backyard, Monaco. In a nation known for its tangy tax breaks, OTT opulence and a general intolerance for Aussie ‘riff raff’, there are four bog standard blokes with no voices, peaking anxiety levels and rented tuxedos leaving their mark on this really tidy town. We are in Prince Albert’s country for the World Rugby Awards and after dragging Holiday Swoop away from the open bar, Drew away from stalking Dupont and putting Goit’s shirt back on for the red carpet, we found ourselves just a little sliver of time to bring you a truly luxe podcasting presentation of perfection.
As the Autumn Internationals come to close with only one match remaining next weekend, with the Aussies taking on the Irish, we give you a full breakdown of all the action from week three of the November Test Match madness. Moreover, despite the panel being down in the dumps after watching the Wallabies’ Grand Slam hopes get murdered at Murrayfield, we run through all the ins and outs of Scotland’s sublime sinking of HMAS ‘Schmidt Hot’ and how the Aussies will bounce back against the Irish. Plus, we will give you a little taste of all the matches from across the weekend, as well as all the winners and grinners from World Rugby’s night of nights. I mean it aint the Logies or the RSL’s mega meat tray raffle, but Monaco is pretty cool I guess.
So, get yourself squared away as we bring you MYER’s first Monaco mixed bag Match Fit and some seriously sensational ‘Super Sizzlers’ brought to you by BeefEater and Appliances Online. This show will certainly bring you vacay vibes, as boys go full ‘maxo relaxo’ in the middle of the Med. Despite our show standing out like dogs balls in such a serene setting, we promise to deliver you a demure dictation of the most distinguished debauchery in all of rugby. It is time now for Kick Offs and Kick Ons the Monaco edition.
TIMECODES:
00:00 - Cold Opener
01:15 - Start of the show
03:16 - Missing bags and late arrival to World Rugby Awards
06:48 - World Rugby Award winners
09:00 - The KOKO Tour so far
12:13 - Budgy Smuggler shoutout
12:33 - Introduce the boys
16:10 - SCOTLAND V WALLABIES REVIEW
23:33 - Super Sizzlers brought to you by BeefEater and Appliances Online
31:50 - Swoop's lost jumper story and living arrangements
35:41 - Dubai Sevens Plug
36:44 - SOUTH AFRICA VS WALES
40:15 - IRELAND VS FIJI
41:26 - FRANCE VS AGENTINA
41:58 - ITALY VS ALL BLACKS
44:13 - Razor Robinson Vaping
44:40 - ENGLAND VS JAPAN
46:13 - World Dream Team Picks
48:44 - Match Fit
54:22 - Quiz
1:01:30 - KOKO Beer Easy Times
1:07:36 - Highlights
Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au
Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.
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Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/
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This week on The KOKO Show we come to your eyes and ears from foggy old London, where people come to complain and sun tans come to die. The Special guest this week on KOKO does not have a long neck nor feathers, but boy he is a bit of a goose. He is England’s most capped player of all time and from all accounts one of the best blokes to ever grace a footy field. We apologize you have to listen to this pint-sized pain in the ass for a whole episode, but we are truly grateful that Mr. Ben Youngs dropped by for a chat.
The boys run through the whole slate of Test Match footy from week 2 of the November Internationals, starting with the Wallabies record-breaking win over the woeful Welsh, England falling short once again to their Southern Hemisphere counterparts, Les Bleus bouncing the big boy All Blacks and plenty more from around the grounds. Thanks to our dear friends at MYER we bring you some silky summer threads from the dullest place on earth in a confusingly beautiful mixed bag ‘Match Fit’ and we fire up the grills to deliver our ‘Super Sizzlers’ from the weekend’s action, brought to you by BeefEater and Appliances Online.
So lock up families, chain up your pets, and clear out your safety deposit boxes. The KOKO Contiki Tour is in full swing and Holiday Swoop has been let out of his cage. As we have always said on this show, when the Wallabies ‘Schmidt It In’, KOKO ‘Schmidts’ alongside them but one thing is for sure our boys turn that ‘Schmidt’ up to a ten. So, sit back and enjoy as we lock in on those kilt-wearing caber tossers, that's right Scotland you’re next! But right now it’s time for an all-new Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
00:00 - Intros
04:51 - Ben Youngs Apologises again
07:52 How do we fix ENGLAND?
12:03 - The English Blitz defence
15:31 - Is England missing too many experienced players?
19:49 - Can Australia win the Grand Slam?
21:29 - AUSTRALIA v WALES
24:33 - Interest in the Wallabies growing in Australia.
26:55 - Selections for Wallabies v Scotland
28:27 - Superstars in your team gives you confidence
32:55 - FRANCE v ALL BLACKS
36:12 - IRELAND v ARGENTINA
39:42 - Michael Cheika coaching Ben at Leicester
46:35 - Ben gets kidnapped
47:35 - Start One, Bench One, Drop One
53:05 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER
56:42 - Australia v England Quiz
01:03:29 - Super Sizzler thanks to Beefeater
01:12:05 - where you can find Ben Podcast - For the Love of Rugby
Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au
Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.
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This week on The KOKO Show we take a minute as a nation to bask in the radiant light of victory and the glorious healing properties of ‘Schmidting it in’ over the old foe. The lads whisk you away on an all expenses paid trip in and around how the Wallabies managed to win their first match against England at Twickenham since 2015, keeping the hopes of breaking the 40 year Grand Slam drought well and truly alive. To help us navigate this titanus tussle at ‘Twicks’ we tried to think of a former English great that would willingly allow us to rub his nose in the fact that Australia is simply just better as a country, so we landed on Gits’ big burly and often baked bear of a best mate, Mr Alex Corbisiero who gives the show some much needed direction pointing out the areas of the game that caught his eye and the importance of professional identity. Furthermore, to put a bow on this vital victory for the mighty men in gold we dish up our ‘Super Sizzlers’ brought to you by BeefEater and Corbs generously graces us with a ‘phat rap’ dedicated to our show.
Plus, we also cover all the other big dog bouts including the All Black’s upset of Ireland, the Boks silencing the Scots and of course Fiji whaling on Wales. We know what you are thinking, what are you guys wearing whilst you piece together this rugby roundtable of awesomeness? Well thanks to MYER the fellas are fashionably on point and they show you just what to buy for summer in the newest instalment of the always wonderful mixed bag ‘Match Fit’. So lie back and get comfy as we tell you a raunchy tale from the weekend entitled ‘The Grand Slam’, where the Northern Hemisphere wined and dined the South, then we rolled around in their fields a little, used their shower, sullied their tooth brush and never called them again, leaving the North’s ego bruised, used and confused heading into week 2 of the tour. It’s time for an all new Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMECODES:
00:00 - Start
02:29 - Introductions
06:56 - ‘How Was Your Weekend Swoop?’ segment
10:13 - Swoop’s return to the ‘KOKO Match Review’
14:31 - Movember
16:00 - London City Sevens
16:35 - Introduce Alex Corbisiero
21:28 - San Diego Legion doco
25:00 - ENGLAND V WALLABIES MATCH REVIEW
44:06 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater
51:09 - Corb’s special rap for The KOKO Show
55:16 - KOKO European Tour
56:00 - Dubai Sevens
56:42 - IRELAND V ALL BLACKS MATCH REVIEW
01:03:30 - SCOTLAND V SOUTH AFRICA MATCH REVIEW
01:06:26 - WALES V FIJI MATCH REVIEW
01:08:51 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER
01:16:58 - KOKO Final Show in Orange
01:18:24 - Easy Times Brewing Co KOKO Christmas collection
01:21:26 - Dear Drew
01:25:19 - Close of the show
Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au
Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.
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Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/
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This week in the ‘KOKO Match Review’ the boys celebrate an amazing Wallabies win against the old foe England in the dying moments at Twickenham. The ‘Gladiators of Gold’ showed a new identity of grit and determination to claim only their second Test Match win over the motherland in their last twelve matchups. The gang analyzed Aussie debutant Joseph Sua’ali’i’s performance as he became only the second Wallaby behind our very own Matt Giteau to play their first professional rugby union match on the international stage. Although Joseph’s bank balance might have a few less commas than Goits, he did however manage a feat that our little legend couldn't by claiming player man of the match honours in his very first outing. In a game where both sides landed punches and weathered storms, the lads highlight that for the Wallabies Len Ikitau had a formidable performance in every facet of the game and for the English it is fair to say Marcus Smith has put a stake in the ground as a premier fly half in world rugby. However, it was Joe Schmidt’s men who dug deep for the full eighty minutes and ensured that the always elusive Grand Slam title was still alive and kicking for the Wallabies in 2024.
The lads will cover every square inch of this cracking Test Match documenting the emotional ebbs and flows of International rugby and how the mighty Wallabies took a Schmidt on England’s parade. So wake the fuck up and smell the roses that we just stole from those pesky primadonna Poms. Australia it is time to stop checking your blood pressure, pop a ‘xanny’, pour yourself a spritz and just bathe in the warm and fuzzies that a win over England provides. Please enjoy another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’.
Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au
Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.
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Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/
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This week on The KOKO Show the boys are joined by a Wallabies Test Centurion, pint sized powerhouse and just all around great bloke. This fella was known for his delicious service from the base of the ruck and the amazing ability to live on a steady diet of self confidence and Pepsi Max. That is right, Will Genia drops by to impart his wisdom, footy insights and humour on our delightful panel of dullards. In this episode the boys break down the All Black’s nail biting victory over England, as well as Scotland's schooling of a feeble Fiji at Murrayfield. Fret not ye KOKO cool cats, this is not where the ‘ra ra’ ramble ends, as the fellas fine tooth comb their way through week 1 of the November Internationals giving you personalised previews of all the hot tips and count flips when it comes to deciding who is better between the North and South. However, we spend a little more time on how Joe’s ‘Gladiators of Gold’ are shaping up to dismantle the motherland and priming themselves to sufficiently ‘Schmidt’ on England’s parade.
Plus, thanks to our beautiful friends at MYER for keeping this show on its toes, we slide out another silky yet sensual ‘Match Fit’ that promises to hit you in all the right places. Furthermore, with the mercury rising and the ocean glittering our hankering for a grilling session is coming to the surface, so thanks to BeefEater and Appliances Online the time for a BBQ is now. So sit back, plug in your iPod shuffle, flip a couple of snags and bask in the glow of KOKO, as we prepare the nation to watch our mighty Wallabies turn Twickenham into a temple of torture, whilst joyfully downing our foes that wear that silly rose. Ladies and Gentlemen, It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMECODES:
00:00 - Start of the show
02:42 - Introduce the boys
05:26 - Budgy Smuggler promo shoot
06:33 - Rugby Roundup part 1 / Northern Hemisphere Legends
07:30 - SCOTLAND V FIJI - REVIEW
13:41 - ENGLAND V ALL BLACKS - REVIEW AND THE JOE MARLER HAKA SITUATION
23:22 - Introduce Will Genia
25:10 - Hazing Will Genia
26:36 - Will Genia on his time in Japan
30:24 - Will’s opinion on the current Wallabies team
35:50 - Will on what it is like to play in the Northern Hemisphere
38:15 - KOKO Spring Tour plug
39:36 - Start, Bench and Drop
40:47 - Easy Times Brewing Co plug
41:01 - Will Genia on Joseph Sua’ali’i
43:53 - ENGLAND V WALLABIES - PREVIEW
53:27 - IRELAND V ALL BLACKS - PREVIEW
59:32 - WALES V FIJI - PREVIEW
01:02:22 - SCOTLAND V SOUTH AFRICA - PREVIEW
01:04:08 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER
01:09:13 - The KOKO Christmas Special in Orange
01:10:10 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater
01:12:44 - Close of the show
Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au
Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.
AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater
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Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/
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This week on The KOKO Show the lads are back after a much needed hiatus, filled with meditation retreats, prostate exams and day trips to their local VIP gaming facilities. All in all it is fair to say that they are back with a renewed energy for life and the sole mindset of delivering to you our beautiful fans a just above average entertainment experience. With this being our first episode back on the horse after a break we thought let's not burden our beautiful minds with the pressures of a special guest, but rather let’s see this wild beast of a ‘no guest nonsense’ show organically grow to thoroughly encompass both the joys of rugby union and the unrivalled shenanigans deep within us all.
Thanks to MYER this show is able to remain on the air and this week they kept the lights on so we can give you a full preview of the upcoming spring/autumn tours where us the salty Southerners will once again pull the pants down of some Northern nobodys in dramatic Test Match fashion. In this episode we give you a full run sheet of how each team plans to ‘Schmidt it in’ north of the invisible line whilst also preparing the residence of the UK and Ireland for their impending arrival to the ‘Motherland’ for our highly anticipated KOKO Spring Tour brought to you by MIXR and the WRU.
Plus, our sun kissed studs show off their exquisite summer ready loot from MYER in another masterful mixed bag Match Fit. We also sing our praises for the gorgeous humans at Easy Times Brewing Co for their delightfully delicious and drinkable drops and of course you can't have beer without a BBQ, so we give a massive thanks to BeefEater and AppliancesOnline for their continual support.
So please raise your hands if you have missed us! Well we are back whether you like it or not and we are after only one thing and that is to be ‘Kings of the Noth’. As the Wallabies make tracks beyond the great divide to set the record straight, KOKO will be there every step of the way. As we have always said “When they Schmidt, we Schmidt, let’s all Schmidt it in together”.
Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au
Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.
TIMECODES:
00:00 - Start of the show and thanking MYER
02:53 - Introductions
05:12 - What have the boys did in the break and Easy Times Brewing Co plug
12:10 - Northern Hemisphere KOKO Tour
16:20 - Dubai Sevens Show plug
18:17 - WALLABIES preview and Joseph Sua’ali’i
31:32 - ALL BLACKS preview and review of the Japan match
38:37 - SPRINGBOKS preview
44:48 - ARGENTINA preview
47:43 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER
54:37 - The Wallaroos recap after winning WXV2
57:38 - Rocky Elsom
01:00:10 - Northern Hemisphere Legends
01:05:00 - Super Sizzlers brought to you by BeefEater
01:07:42 - KOKO final show in Orange
01:11:57 - Dear Drew
01:25:22 - Close of the show
AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater
EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us
Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/
BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com
Make sure you follow us on all socials:
INSTA: @kickoffskickons
TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons
YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons
TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons
If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected].
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- Visa fler
