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(1998 - 2024) Christopher "Tiny" Sanchez the Fourth, scion of the Sanchez Shipping Company and co-founder of the holiday Christmas, passed away yesterday in the late afternoon doing what he loved: swinging hammers for prizes. As the youngest/favorite son of a mother-worshipping family, Sanchez pressed all the right buttons in his rapid rise to the top of his family's shipping company - growing from Sharpie-wielding hourly employee all the way to "fixer" (see: Sanchez Family Scrolls pg. 48). In his short life, he tackled problems such as figuring out how to get the ball through the oval-shaped hoop, to figuring out how to get a cargo ship through the oval-shaped canal. He will be buried next to his grandfather - Christopher Sanchez the Second - and Sharpies will be available at the funeral to sign his casket. No purveyors, purchasers, or surveyors allowed. New Episode Thur$dAy!
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(1994 - 2024) Curtis L, the local cream cheese mogul and chive aficionado who ran the Creamy Company for years, passed away last night in a pool of his own making in front of dozens of students and undead creatures. Known for absolutely bulldozing a block of houses downtown then rebuilding them brick by brick to look exactly the same, L. will be remembered as that guy who triked daily down the street carrying massive amounts of cream cheese and chives (which are not a type of Mexican beer). His generosity with opening up his cream cheese factory to family tours and field trips will forever endear him to our community, despite him not being a numbers guy. L's funeral will be held on Tuesday in a monastery in France where the Cistercian monks first fermented cream cheese using the blood of their coworker Pierre…or something like that (new episode THURSDAY !).
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(1988 - 2024) Stacy (is it Stacy?) yes Stacy, that Stacy, the Stacy I'm talking about died yesterday in front of dozens of parents and one student from her Quaker School in Idaho, creating a new sport through her untimely death. Known for her groundbreaking work in the field of virtual volleyball / polevaulting / tennis, Stacy (yes, Stacy) had already been a midwest legend for decades after her claim to fame as one-time Iowa State Women's Volleyball State Champion in the Tournament of I's. She will forever be tied to her corn-shucking roots and the friends who were more like friends of friends rather than friends. Her memorial will be taking place in the digital world, in VR goggles, and her coffin will be made of the dozens and dozens of volleyballs she had collected over the years. New episode next Thursday, everyone.
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(1995 - 2024) Mika Lesser, a NYC FiDi lifer, passed away last evening after scaling the world's greatest symbol of liberty - all in the name of social media savviness. Lesser, a local reply guy who haunted all the Think Coffeeshops south of Canal Street, spent his life training the nepo babies of the world in "media presence", which may or not be a real thing. Best known as the right-hand-man to Tommy Carlsen (son of Tucker), Lesser's global impact was bright but shortlived - like the free cheese samples at Trader Joes, or a newly opened bottle of fresh whole milk. His funeral will be held at the Oculus and the South Street Seaport and the Battery all at the same time, and his ashes will be spread underneath the Liberty Bull's Ball n' Torch at sunset tomorrow (new episode of EXIT INTERVIEW on Thursday) SUBSCRIBE AND RATE/REVIEW $$$
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if you don't know where you are, can you ever be found?
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HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!!!!
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Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite past episodes. This week, co-creator and graphics guru John Goodman showcases yet another episode with talking animals! (and familial drama, tiktok excursions, accented duos....take a listen to one of our fav episodes ever. New rerun next Thursday!!
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Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite episodes from the past. This week, featured performer Will Koller is showcasing one of our first episodes ever! Featuring talking toes, questions about consciousness, and a raucous court scene drama....new rerun next Thursday!!
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Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be releasing some of our favorite episodes from the past. This week, featured performer Tricia Crimmins chose to highlight an iconic bonus episode featuring Napoleon, a horde of lovers, and a reality TV show island....new rerun next Thursday!!
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Every week until Season 6 begins in August we'll be re-releasing an episode from our archive: this week, it's TAPE 118 from Season 1 featuring Mackenzie Jamieson! Our featured performer Jonah chose this as one of his favorite all-time episodes. We'll be rereleasing summer reruns all summer! Stay tuned for another flash from the past next Thursday...
(1988 - 2016) Last night, lemmings around the world mourned the death of one of their own: Wind-Sir McCowen, an incubator-to-rags-to-prison story that spanned across multiple accents and a single newspaper. McCowen will best be known as the first child to live in an incubator, the first human to be adopted by lemmings, and the last person to hear acclaimed television actor Kelsey Grammar speak his lines. Her self-titled newspaper has a special issue commemorating her life, sold for two pounds or two shillings, whichever one you got.
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a sneak peak of our newest patreon episode - featuring undelivered mail, a slew of world flags, and the Mother Queen herself. Subscribe to our Patreon to listen to full exclusive monthly special episodes, as well as other bonus content!
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A biblical story....with a few alterations. Thanks for listening to Season 5!! We'll be back for Season 6 this summer....stay tuned....
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(1996 - 2024) Gina Tunis, prankster and software savant, died yesterday in the waste of her own making. Known mainly as the only non-b*tch daughter to two Swedish parents, Tunis went through the world in full throttle attack mode: hiring unqualified people who were fun, avoiding a criminal record, and disrespecting parking lot spots with cows. Alongside her two friends Shawnie and Dave, Tunis attempted to form a trio and build the first meaningful relationships of her life at the time of her death. She will be remembered by her boss who she wanted to kill, and the pranks she executed during the course of her short life - arsonists all over town will burn down domiciles as tribute to her life tomorrow night. SEASON FINALE NEXT THURSDAY.
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(1994 - 2024) Tannen Baum, heir to the Baum Swamp Water Dynasty from Prussia, died last night in front of a Prussian militia while wearing his beautiful purple ermine robe. Baum, known for his Vermont morality and for resurrecting his family's semi-defunct swamp water company, left no stone unturned in his pursuit of spreading Prussian nationalism. Despite turning the National and State Park Ranger System into a breeding ground for his new swamp water empire, he will be remembered fondly by Park Ranger Michaels, Park Ranger Michaels' son, and the greater community of Danville VT. Tannen Baum's funeral will be livestreamed during the 6:30pm national TV slot of Nightly News with Prussian Holt and Prussian Williams. New episode Thursday!
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(2006 - 2024) Miami Wednesday, one of the last high schoolers from Schenoodle, Ohio, passed away last night far from home. Famed for being the only teenager in Schenoodle, Ohio to smoke pot, Miami was born destined to be in Boston, struggling for the whole of her short life to get to the East Coast. Despite her fascination with hair and makeup, Miami was trapped by both the pastoral confines of rural Ohio, and the shadow of her wig-smelling brother Kevin. She will be remembered for her persistence, her love of leprechauns, and her abrasive curse words. You can read her funeral via Stenographer's transcript sometime later this week. New episode Thursday!
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a sneak peak of our new patreon episode. this episode is an original demo we recorded while developing the podcast in 2020...with the role of God and Devil flipped...and a hilarious performance by former guest Sam Myers. You can catch Sam's new play THE VICKY ARCHIVES at The Tank from April 18th - May 18th!
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(1999 - 2024) Patricia Avocado, semi-famous YouTuber and "man on the street", passed away last night in front of her almost 1000 family members and a few crusted pieces of frozen Stouffers Mac n' Cheese. Despite wandering around grad schools for years, Avocado was a self-taught filmmaker and interviewer known for her quick wit and totally unrelated questions. She will be remembered for proving the famous Dr. Peanut theory that everyone is related to an Avocado, and her ex-girlfriend will be churning colonial butter in Williamsburg to commemorate Patricia's death. New episodes every Thursday!
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( ∞ - ∞+73) Noah, the dude from the Ark, passed away like 5 millennia ago after marrying off every single potential species of animal in semi-alphabetical order. Known as an acquaintance then a work friend then as a friend-friend to God, Noah spent his life searching for connections with men his age. Despite a robust social life playing Olde Rugby, Noah often felt alone and abandoned by his peers - seeking comfort and solace at home with his wife and three sons, all of which have names. You can read more about Noah in the Bible, or on Wikipedia, or anywhere other than this podcast, really. New Episodes Every Thursday!!
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(1990 - 2024) Ava Marcus, known for knowing everyone, passed away this morning on the island of Arach-No - alongside 1,000 spiky creatures, Michael Phelps, and a handful of high-powered bank executives. As an entrepreneur / kneecap separation advocate, Ava developed a type of sparkling water using every spiky fruit known to humankind. She will be remembered by her micropenis boyfriend who will not be named, her best friend Marissa, and the dozens of Uber drivers who will be waiting to drive her to her eternal destination. Funeral will be held everywhere, as Ava knew everyone. In real life you can follow Taylor Graves on TikTok and Instagram (@tayleeg). Next episode Thursday!
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(17yrs before 1964 - 2024) Gladys McKnight, famed divorcée from the state of Ohio, passed away last night at the place where her life truly began: Billy's Biker Bar. After splitting from husbands Karl, Sir Ian, and Petey (and wives Jennifer and Michelle), Gladys eventually found long-term love in her long-term mentor Johnny - whose five tattooed rules Gladys lived by until the day she died. Despite always running away, Gladys never ran from the innermost feelings tucked away in her heart, changing societal values and legal rules regarding marriage and divorce in the state of Ohio. Funeral services will be held at LeBron James' house. Dinner will be served at 7pm sharp. Don't be f***ing late.
- Visa fler