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豆小宝的三件事证明人类意识形态的特性
换句话说就是叛逆的豆小宝 -
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千佛山、大明湖和趵突泉，是济南的三大名胜。现在单讲趵突泉。
在西门外的桥上，便看见一溪活水，清浅，鲜洁，由南向北的流着。这就是由趵突泉流出来的。设若没有这泉，济南定会丢失了一半的美。但是泉的所在地并不是我们理想中的一个美景。这又是个中国人的征服自然的办法，那就是说，凡是自然的恩赐交到中国人手里就会把它弄得丑陋不堪。这块地方已经成了个市场。南门外是一片喊声，几阵臭气，从卖大碗面条与肉包干的棚子里出来，进了门有个小院，差不多是四方的。这里，“一毛钱四块！”和“两毛钱一双！”的喊声，与外面的“吃来”联成一片。一座假山，奇丑；穿过山洞，接联不断的棚子与地摊，东洋布，东洋磁，东洋玩具，东洋……加劲的表示着中国人怎样热烈的“不”抵制劣货。这里很不易走过去，乡下人一群跟着一群的来，把路塞住。他们没有例外的全买一件东西还三次价，走开又回来摸索四五次。小脚妇女更了不得，你往左躲，她往左扭；你往右躲，她往右扭，反正不许你痛快的过去。
到了池边，北岸上一座神殿，南西东三面全是唱鼓书的茶棚，唱的多半是梨花大鼓，一声“哟”要拉长几分钟，猛听颇像产科医院的病室。除了茶棚还是日货摊子，说点别的吧！ 泉大好了。泉池差不多见方，三个泉口偏西，北边便是条小溪流向西门去。看那三个大泉，一年四季，昼夜不停，老那么翻滚。你立定呆呆的看三分钟，你便觉出自然的伟大，使你不敢再正眼去看，永远那么纯洁，永远那么活泼，永远那么鲜明，冒，冒，冒，永不疲乏，永不退缩，只是自然有这样的力量！冬天更好，泉上起了一片热气，白而轻软，在深绿的长的水藻上飘荡着，使你不由的想起一种似乎神秘的境界。
池边还有小泉呢：有的像大鱼吐水，极轻快的上来一串小泡；有的像一串明珠，走到中途又歪下去，真像一串珍珠在水里斜放着；有的半天才上来一个泡，大，扁一点，慢慢的，有姿态的，摇动上来；碎了；看，又来了一个！有的好几串小碎珠一齐挤上来，像一朵攒整齐的珠花，雪白。有的……这比那大泉还更有味。
新近为增加河水的水量，又下了六根铁管，做成六个泉眼，水流得也很旺，但是我还是爱那原来的三个。
看完了泉，再往北走，经过一些货摊，便出了北门。
前年冬天一把大火把泉池南边的棚子都烧了。有机会改造了！造成一个公园，各处安着喷水管！东边作个游泳池！有许多人这样的盼望。可是，席棚又搭好了，渐次改成了木板棚；乡下人只知道趵突泉，把摊子移到“商场”去（就离趵突泉几步）买卖就受损失了；于是“商场”四大皆空，还叫趵突泉作日货销售场；也许有道理。
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每买一台苹果电脑, 世界上就少了一个Jerry
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one thousand things to eat
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Many years ago in London, there lived a strange, rich man named Phileas Fogg.
One day, Phileas bet his friends that he could go around the world in just 80 days.
So Phileas and his servant Passepartout set off across Europe, Asia and America.
Believing that Phileas was a bank robber, a policeman followed them. He wanted a reward for catching him.
Phileas wasn't really interested in seeing new places - he preferred playing cards. But he had lots of adventures.
When crossing the Indian jungle by elephant, he even saved Princess Aouda from a fire. She chose to travel on with them.
The travellers became separated when the policeman played a trick on Passepartout, hoping to catch Phileas.
With no money, Passepartout had to join the circus.
Luckily, Phileas and the princess found him in Japan.
Their adventures continued in America: a railway bridge collapsed as they were crossing it, Passeparttout was kidnapped and they rode on a sledge with sails.
But Phileas never panicked. Even when they missed their ship home, he just bought another boat!
After a scary sea voyage, the friends arrived home...but too late to win the bet.
No, wait, they had mixed their dates up - they weren't late after all! Phileas won his money, proved he wasn't a thief, married Aouda and lived happily ever after.
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A goat, a monkey, and a rooster decided to work together to win a place.
The rooster found a wooden raft.
The goat chewed weeds and grasses and cleared a path for the raft to sail.
The monkey found a long branch which he used to steer and push them to the other side.
The Emperor was delighted to see their fine teamwork.
"The eighth year will be Goat's, the ninth year Monkey's and the tenth Rooster's," he said.
A dog arrived to claim eleventh place.
He was a strong swimmer, and could have arrived earlier, but he was too busy chasing sticks and splashing in the water.
"The eleventh year will belong to the playful dog," called the Emperor.
As the moon was rising in the evening sky, the Emperor heard a loud squealing and screeching.
It was a large pig who finally emerged from the river.
"I'm so sorry I'm late, Emperor, but iI found some delicious apples by the riverbank and then I found a pool of mud, and then I fell asleep-"
"Be that as it may," said the Emperor, "the twelfth and final year will be the year of the pig."
"The Great Race is over!" said the Emperor.
"Let us celebrate."
But just then, there came a terrible howling from the reeds.
It was the cat, looking wet and bedraggled and very, very cross.
He saw the rat sitting with the Emperor and shouted, "You were supposed to wake me, you rat! I will never forgive you!"
The cat was so angry that the rat fled for his life.
And through the first twelve years that passed, and the twelve years after that, and all the many years leading up to this day ... rat have always fled from cats!
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...he leapt from the ox and fell at the feet of the Emperor.
"Congratulations, clever Rat!" said the Emperor.
"The first year will be named after you. And the second year, kind Ox, will belong to you."
Next came the tiger...
whose beautiful striped coat became heavy with river water.
But the tiger struggled on to reach the shore.
"Welcome, strong Tiger," said the Emperor. "The third year will be named after you."
The rabbit really didn't like water.
He noticed some rocks in the river, and decided to hop across to keep his paws dry ...
until a log floated by ...
he jumped on, and a strong breeze blew him ashore.
"The fourth year is named after the lucky rabbit," said the Emperor.
A magnificent dragon was the fifth to cross the river.
"What kept you?" asked the Emperor.
"The land and the people were thirsty, so I had to make rain for them," explained the dragon.
"And then I noticed a rabbit trying to cross the river, so I blew a log in his direction and guided him to shore."
"Well, warm-hearted Dragon," said the Emperor, "the fifth year will belong to you."
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Next, a galloping horse, making waves and splashes, appeared on the shore.
But just as he was shaking the water from his long mane, a snake slithered from his leg!
The horse jumped back in fright, and the crafty snake claimed sixth place.
"And you , fine Horse, have the seventh year!" said the Emperor.
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很好看的俄罗斯动画片[螺丝钉]
顺便吐槽一下某公司依旧喜欢用纸质的凭证
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009-妈妈准备去上班了
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聊聊魔戒， 指环王， the lord of the ring
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你去动物园要写五百字作文吗?
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