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We're closing out 2024 with a time capsule, turning back the clock to the extended cold opens from D2 The Mighty Ducks in January through the Sudden Death double header in April.
Remember Noodle? When Steamboat Willie entered the public domain? Skippy the Bush Kangaroo? The creation of the Unhoused Gentleman?
It's been quite a year, thanks for listening along with us as we catalog the dregs of Hollywood.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes conclude their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping Golden Dumpsters of 2024. From the quack attack kicking off Amin's canonization campaign through the epic Zach-Mayes pick swap and return to Gotham, we unveil our favorite moments of the year.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are double dipping on Hallmark Christmas movies like Two Scoops McGee plunging an ice cream cone into hot fudge (ope!).
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Zach, Amin and Mayes answer listener questions live on YouTube to help close out 2024.
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Whichever of Zach, Amin or Mayes gets hitched first becomes CEO of Cinephobe, complete with unlimited access to the private jet, thanks to the traditional values of a deceased Nana.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes continue their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2024 (but in a bad way). From the quack attack kicking off Amin's canonization campaign through the epic Zach-Mayes pick swap and return to Gotham, we unveil our least favorite thespians of the year.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are spending another Christmas in the trenches, separated from their family once again and racking up countless attempted murder charges against those relentless Wet Bandits.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed out back to their murder shed to hang with Mr. Highway and shoot their homemade crossbow.
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Believe it or not, another year is drawing to a close, so it's time for Zach, Amin and Mayes to kick off their award season by looking back at the most astonishing and jaw dropping performances of 2024. From the quack attack kicking off Amin's canonization campaign through the epic Zach-Mayes pick swap and return to Gotham, we unveil our favorite thespians of the year.
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It's been 170 Cinephobe years since Zach, Amin & Mayes last visited Gotham City, but the time has come to complete the Schumacher double feature.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes dive headfirst into a world of obsession, paranoia and the esoteric procession of the number 23.
Zach Harper
26 + 1 + 3 + 8 = 38 | 8 + 1 + 18 + 16 + 5 + 18 = 66 |
Amin Elhassan
1+ 13 + 9 + 14 = 37 | 5 + 12 + 8 + 1 + 19 + 19 + 1 + 14 = 65 |
Anthony Mayes
1 + 14 + 20 + 8 + 15 + 14 + 25 = 97 | 13 + 1 + 25 + 5 + 19 = 63 |
3 + 8 + 6 + 6 + 3 + 7 + 6 + 5 + 9 + 7 + 6 + 3 = 69 / 3 = 23!!
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Have you ever wanted to see a movie based on the title alone?
Zach, Amin and Mayes try to strip down previous Cinephobes of all context, stars, plot and taglines, focusing on the word or words that sold a movie all by themselves.
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After taking tandem dumps at the airport, Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Paris!
Unfortunately, Death's Sadistic Design gets in the way and they are forced to retreat to a cabin in the woods and survive off of cat food.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are detectives at the rainiest precinct in all of Los Angeles, hot on the trail of a serial killer called the Family Man.
Or are they the Glimmermen, former CIA operatives with a preternatural ability to identify Russians, hot on the trail of their former handler?
No, actually they're Steven Seagal, showing up in his own wardrobe, 2 hours late, after restocking on powdered deer penis in Chinatown.
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It's a dirty job coming up with the worst forms of employment in Cinephobe, and the somebodies that have to do it are Zach, Amin and Mayes.
Whether they don't make money, have bad benefits, don't offer upward mobility or straight up aren't real jobs, the only thing we know for sure is you don't want them.
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are double dipping on 1997 Volcano movies as lava flows out of the La Brea Tar Pits and Tommy Lee Jones is given the power to command and control all the resources of Los Angeles.
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Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike are putting the pod on alert!
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are putting together a team, a team of villains and antagonists that are the worst at what they do.
They are annoying, display misguided business practices and find themselves outwitted and overmatched by heroes that they should wipe the floor with.
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Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike recommend you put the pod on alert.
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Zach Amin and Mayes are deployed to Fallujah but end up in Mexico for this memorial day episode unlocked from the Patreon.
Grab some tacos and cervezas, shove your arm into a cannon and pick out your favorite karaoke song... it's time to GIT R DONE.
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