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Episode 194 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
Who else spanked it to Grizabella?
Today’s Topic: Live performances.
Seriously, did anyone go to a school that didn’t perform Bye Bye Birdie?
Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, along with their friend Kinky Kelly, as they chat about what it’s like to be a thespian. j/k It’s mostly griping about crappy musicals and Monopoly Go. Both of your co-hosts play the latter and will f- you up six ways from Sunday if you even think about stealing their imaginary money from their imaginary bank vaults. That should tell you all you need to know about their illustrious stage careers. #pencilsforsale
TWD Tip of the Week: It’s said that speaking the name Macbeth inside a theatre, other than as called for in the script, will lead to disaster. We’re talking of TWD proportions.
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Episode 193 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
“You and Me and the Bottle Makes 3 Tonight.”
Today’s Topic: St. Patrick’s Day.
Truthfully, just an excuse for all of us (sans the lady) to drink in excess. Holla!
Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, along with their friends Malicious Miranda and Terrible Tim, as they awkwardly start off an episode (w/o Art), drink in excess and… something. It’s hard to have perfect recall given the aforementioned booze, but rest assured, the soundboard eventually returned to save the day. Things just might be a little out of order this episode. And perhaps a tad unintelligible. So par for the course. #winning
TWD Tip of the Week: .914% – was the highest ever recorded blood alcohol content. *salutes*
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Episode 192 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
Why do we celebrate the day or our problems started?
Today’s Topic: Birthdays.
You’re old… and fat… and ugly. Deal with it.
Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, as they chat about the opposite of our Deathdays. I mean, do people even celebrate this b.s. anymore? Heck, we originally dedicated this episode as a celebration for Cosmic Kelly’s “big” day and even she couldn’t be bothered to join us. Let’s face facts. If you’re not turning 69, no one cares. #nice
TWD Tip of the Week: “Happy Birthday to You” has yet to hit the public domain, unlike your mom. Hi-yo!
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Episode 191 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
We’d definitely love to talk to you about out your car’s warranty.
Today’s Topic: Scams.
Those Nigerian princes are such kind, gentlemen…
Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, as they chat about the swindles they’ve perpetrated, the cons they’ve fallen for and how their pee-pees still only measure 3 inches combined. The biggest fraud ever though? The fact you’re still supporting us after nearly 200 episodes. If we had hearts, I’m sure they’d be melting. Just don’t talk to us about our actual download numbers. #yourmomhasdownedmoreloads
TWD Tip of the Week: Pump and Dump is a double entendre. Giggity.
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Episode 190 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver need not apply.
Today’s Topic: Male Pattern Baldness.
3 out of 4 people (on our panel) hope that hair loss = babes.
Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, along with Boob Ben, as they come to terms with their alopecia. Well, everyone but Lex. For whatever reason, he’s hairier than a 70’s-era bush. Meanwhile, Art transformed from Dawson Leery to Carl Brutananadilewski seemingly overnight. We’d make a joke about Producer Kenny’s Head of (No) Hair, but we’re trying to keep him for more than a dozen episodes this go round. And Ben, well… #isadickhead
TWD Tip of the Week: You lose roughly 50-100 individual hairs everyday. Moreso if you manscape. ❤
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Episode 189 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
You’d think we work in the current administration. Or the prior administration… or the administration before them…
Today’s Topic: Scandals and Skeletons in the Closet.
To be fair, is there anyone who hasn’t attended a donkey show in Tijuana?
Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, as they chat less about the stories that rocked the British monarchy, Hollywood, etc., and more about their own insecurities. As an example, did you know Lex was a thespian back in college! Say no more, amirite? To be fair, Art was too… when he wasn’t bombing out of school. Fortunately, they have this great podcast to show for it. At least until their tryst with the Ghost, Meghann Ryan and the jar with Marshmallow Fluff comes to light. #ohsosticky
TWD Tip of the Week: Bob Ross’ landscapes may/may not have been clues as to where the victims were buried.
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Episode 188 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
Diane was suckin’ on a chili dog alright…
Today’s Topic: Hamburgers vs. Hot dogs.
We should’ve had a Fatal Four-way with pizza and tacos.
Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, along with Boob Ben, as they chat about the most controversial subject since which came first: the chicken or the rooster with the throbbing, veiny ****. Truthfully, we should’ve opened up this topic to other variables like ostrich burgers, kielbasa, etc., but no, you’re stuck with the plain Jane’s. Don’t worry, there’s some coprohagia thrown in. Maybe don’t Google that word. #wewarnedyou
TWD Tip of the Week: Hot dogs really are made from lips and @$$holes. Probably.
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Episode 187 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
Most of us are Scully’s living in a Mulder World.
Today’s Topic: Conspiracy Theories.
Thanks for listening! Or are we…
Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, as they chat about the stupid things that stupid people believe in, stupid. Like global warming. It’s supposed to get hot in the winter and cold in the summer. Hoax! Also, JFK never landed on the moon and everyone knows it was Neil Armstrong shot Abraham Lincoln. #fakenews
TWD Tip of the Week: If your candidate loses, just say there were voting irregularities. Lather, rinse, repeat.
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Episode 186 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
“Broke into the old apartment, this is where we used to…” JIZZ
Today’s Topic: Apartment living.
Jimmy McMillan was onto something.
Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, along with Karmic Kat, as they chat about horrible roommates, communal restrooms and squirrels (!). Rent is due on the 1st, BTW. Unless you have one of those landlords that’ll accept sexual favors. In which case, feel free to send your money on something more enjoyable. Like a Nuru Massage. Or an enema. #youdoyouboo
TWD Tip of the Week: A giant cardboard box will always do in a pinch.
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Episode 185 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
What—? No mention of bukkake!?
Today’s Topic: Japan/Anime.
How they haven’t Kaiju-proofed their buildings by now is anyone’s guess.
Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, along with boob Ben and dastardly Dan, as they talk all things from the Land of the Rising Sun. Well, maybe not the Yakuza. We’re scared shit of them, but pretty much nothing else is off-limits. Hell, we barely scratched the surface of this wonderful culture, so I’m sure we’ll have a part 2 somewhere down the line… probably after our special about Lichtenstein. BTW, the original Iron Chef still blows every cooking competition out of the water. #hillwedieon
TWD Tip of the Week: The Yellow Ranger was originally a dude. Adjust your spark banks accordingly.
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Episode 184 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
Hot take: The lyrics to “Holiday Road” are really stupid.
Today’s Topic: Road Trips.
When you’re not only with people you hate (i.e. family/friends), you’re also stuck with them in a tin can.
Join Art, Lex, and Producer Kenny, along with rapacious Ryan, as they chat about the part you dread both before and after your vacations… mostly. This episode kinda takes a weird turn listening to pranks played on live newscasts. Let’s be honest, we might as well do an episode about Theoretical Physics because a) we’re Jacks of All Trades and Masters of None, and b) every episode goes off the rails anyway. But hey, at least there’s the sweet vocal style of Lindsey Buckingham to come back to. #Fleetwood4life
TWD Tip of the Week: If you have enough time to drive across the country, you have enough time to download/stream our episodes, bozo.
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Episode 183 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
This year can’t be any worse than the last, right? *crickets*
Today’s Topic: 2024.
If our end of year recaps have taught us anything, it’s that every year has been a shitfest since 2020. Huzzah!
Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, as they chat about the year that was — the oh so horrible year it was. But there’s always a light at the end of the tunnel, right? I mean, it could be China’s CRH380A Hexie (Google it!) but let’s hope it’s more like Switzerland’s Glacier Express. Bonus: 2024 is a presidential election year. #shootusnow
TWD Tip of the Week: Why stay up to midnight to the watch the NYC ball drop when you can watch our balls drop on OnlyFans?
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Episode 182 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
Bah humbug.
Today’s Topic: 2023 Annual Holiday Christmas Party.
No orgies this year!
Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny, along with a bevy of their significant others/friends (and Ben) as they chat about the “hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye,” “you’ll shoot your eye out,” and “I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!" To quote Captain Steve Rogers “I understood that reference.” #LoveActuallysucks
TWD Tip of the Week: Don’t forget there’s discounted candy in stores tomorrow… fatso.
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Episode 181 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
Our kids are totally gonna dominate Chess Club.
Today’s Topic: Youth Sports.
Wanna guess the odds Lex mentions Youth BJJ?
Join Art, Lex and Producer Kenny (featuring the lovely Kerrianne), as they chat about living vicariously through their children, hoping they’ll be the next Shohei Ohtani, Patrick Mahomes, Gordon Ryan, etc. To be fair, isn’t it the hope of every parent that their children have more success than they did. I mean, it’s gonna be tough to outperform an award-winning podcast (*coughs*), but we have faith in our kiddos.
Hopefully, their biggest accomplishment isn’t throwing us into a nursing home someday. #extrajelloplease
TWD Tip of the Week: The Sandlot > Little Giants > The Mighty Ducks
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Episode 180 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
You down with BJJ? (Yeah you know me)
Today’s Topic: Gi vs. No Gi.
Truthfully, Lex looks hot (Sexy Lexy!) in both.
Join Art, Lex and Producer (!) Kenny, along with their friend internet- misconnection Ashley, as they chat about what attire is the most apropos for the dojo. A bunch of No Gi peeps canceled on us at the last minute, so Gi won by a margin of 2-0. What? You didn’t think Art or Producer Kenny had an opinion on this topic did you? The former is too brittle and the latter is too chicken to step on the mats. #internettoughguys
TWD Tip of the Week: Please wear shorts with your spats.
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Episode 179 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
No love for Shasta?
Today’s Topic: Coke vs. Pepsi.
Get ready to throw your elbows!
Join Art and Lex, along with ex-producer (podcast)/current-producer (YouTube) Kenny and Jack-of-all-Boobs Ben, as they chat about the cola wars… or lack thereof. Yes, Coke reigns supreme for most of this motley crew of fools, but Lex has a hard-on for Dr. Pepper, which is really its own entity (though not for his lack of trying to shoehorn it into Pepsi). Kenny considers Dr. Pepper to be swill, but considering how many times he’s quit this podcast, what the hell does he know? #shotsfired
TWD Tip of the Week: The phosphoric acid in Coke is great at cutting through grease. And that’s what most of our panel is ingesting…
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Episode 178 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
Now THAT’s an echo chamber!
Today’s Topic: Post-Thanksgiving Holiday Lull.
Bet you can’t guess how many guests showed up…
Join Art (and eventually Lex) as they half-ass another episode. Did you know Lex wasn’t on time because he was eating a Brussels sprouts sandwich? True story! That should tell you where our priorities lie, but you love us anyway. And as an added bonus, we have not one but TWO emails from the Ghost this week. Who is this man/woman/cretin? What’s their obsession with Lex’s (deceased) mom? And who was on the grassy knoll? The truth… probably isn’t out there. #dealwithit
TWD Tip of the Week: The older you get, the more you respect the Jelly of the Month Club.
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Episode 177 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
Periphery rocks!
Today’s Topic: Thanksgiving 2023.
Lex is planning the cringiest feast since Charlie Brown. ❤️
Join Art and Lex, along with ex-producer (podcast)/current-producer (YouTube) Kenny, and bombshell Kelly, as they undue their top button and chat about their favorite fixins for the holiday on Thursday. Oh, and the Macy’s Day Parade. After all, it’s not the official start of the holiday season until Santa’s big red @$$ comes down Broadway. Bonus: There’s a mystery afoot and our humble podcast is going to solve it. Teri Hatcher (if that is your real name), your goose, err… turkey is cooked. #biggerthantheWarrenCommission
TWD Tip of the Week: There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who like cranberry sauce in a can and those who can suck a big fat one.
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Episode 176 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
Back to work, ya hippies.
Today’s Topic: Strikes, Sicknesses and Shenanigans.
Huzzah!
Join Art and Lex, along with ex-producer (podcast)/current-producer (YouTube) Kenny, bombshell(s) Kelly and Kerrianne, and Jack-of-all-Boobs Ben, as they chat about unions (“What is it good for? Absolutely something! Say it again y’all”) and the benefits they’ve reaped for their members the past few months. It’s like that payroll deduction actually means something. Meanwhile, we’re just trying to find a way to write off Viagra as a business expense. #inchworm
TWD Tip of the Week: Feed a cold, starve the flu, but whack off regardless.
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Episode 175 of That Was Disappointing is Live.
Grimace got a lot more love for his birthday…
Today’s Topic: Grinds My Gears/Lex and Art Birthday Medley.
We’re both old so the less said about the latter the better.
Join Art and Lex, along with ex-producer (podcast)/current-producer (YouTube) Kenny, bombshell Kelly and Jack-of-all-Boobs Ben, as they chat about a topic that would make Peter Griffin proud. Not to mention what knowledge everyone has acquired in their 40+ journeys around the Sun. For example, did you know that no one on todays episode had to hike 5 miles to school (uphill!) in the snow? They do want you to keep off their grass though. #legalizeit
TWD Tip of the Week: The Happy Birthday tune might be copyrighted but our outro music is in the public domain. Boner!
- Visa fler