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This week starts on a particularly *philosophical* beat as Brian discusses Peter Singer and drowning children, the consternation he feels conversing with hyperloquacious individuals, and the battle between intellect and popularity. Plus, an after-school club designed to trigger republicans and the Advice Champ helps a listener with a career change.
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Happy holidays to all you Beaverpusses out there! This week Brian's talking about holiday gift-giving, why he doesn't hang out with magicians or accordion players, a Tolkien sequel that must be destroyed, and reparations for Haiti.
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We got an easygoing episode for you this week--no emails or articles, just Brian's perspective on the ADHD struggle, why he's not an "audiophile," and the frustrations of working in Hollywood.
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This week we're talmbout:
00:00 cold open
00:41 intro
01:58 George Santos on Cameo
08:00 does the furry community respect made-up animals?
12:26 Tech Moment: B+O A9
15:56 Sheath ad
17:06 Day Before disaster
26:26 Texas woman leaves state for abortion
35:16 Life in Texas
45:01 George Santos on gay marriage
49:38 Military revenge (voicemail)
57:02 British accent
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This week we're talmbout:
00:00 cold open
00:41 intro
01:33 apologies for missing a week
03:06 Arlington house explosion
04:50 psychopath power rankings
07:22 Bruce Willis geezer teasers
09:27 SCOTUS eyes Sackler decision
17:37 Sheath Ad
19:03 Revenge is just budget justice
26:20 “Arctic means bear”
27:14 Displate ad
28:50 best form of revenge
31:22 woman dies after falling into hidden well shaft
35:34 TECH MOMENT
38:16 Advice Champ: breaking up with married woman
50:27 Advice about being followed
58:59 dealing with wolves
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This week we're talmbout:
00:00 cold open
00:20 intro
01:30 no elephants?
01:43 human ancestors nearly went extinct
06:37 TikTok has Brian in a chokehold
10:12 worker choked unconscious by machine
21:25 Sheath ad
22:30 KitKat hijacking
30:47 DraftKings ad
32:11 Taylor Swift death
32:48 Relationship advice (Damage Control)
40:10 forgiveness
45:08 dealing with a restaurant bro
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This week we're in an all-new studio to talk about:
00:00 cold open
00:42 intro
05:00 homeless cleared out of San Francisco; liberal hypocrisy
15:39 Displate Ad
17:05 Israel’s collateral damage
20:00 The British are responsible for everything bad
21:54 Costa Rica bank heist
23:12 airplane takes off without windows
26:58 customer service is down the drain
30:34 JP Morgan x Epstein connection
38:45 #hetoo
42:24 misgendering and Neo-pronouns
55:00 relationship advice
1:00:40 video game question, plus ADHD and gaming
1:05:17 old heads on rap, and the best time for media is now
1:11:20 International revenge
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This week is all about BAD audio and GOOD content, y'all. On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:
00:00 cold open
00:42 intro
02:14 family sues Panera Bread
22:00 Sheath ad
23:12 Hamas follow-up
30:32 Manscaped ad
31:35 Voicemail follow-up
35:45 wholesome laughter
37:30 Booty Patrol
41:12 Making cops laugh (or not)
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On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:
00:00 Cold Open
00:16 Brian headphone reviews
10:50 new vehicle
17:50 email (dogs)
23:21 wrecked vagina
25:57 ADHD
31:56 Hasan Minahj part 2
39:45 pregnancy fraud
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On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:
00:00 cold open
00:33 intro and a great comment
11:19 Sheath ad
12:21 delivery driver acquitted
28:19 “I grew up in both eras”
33:02 Dave Chapelle causes walkouts
34:09 hockey puck injuries
36:24 DraftKings ad
38:27 Bing users and right to repair
44:44 Operation Paperclip
45:06 Fiancee won’t work (voicemail)
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On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:
0:00 cold open
0:24 whipping boys
2:20 Israel vs. Hamas
13:08 belated introductions
14:48 Microsoft acquisition
23:48 23 and me data leak
29:02 email: mixed family paternity
32:42 email: sexually incompatible
39:28 email: Hannibal hotness
42:03 email: writing jokes for friends
48:31 model embryos
55:51 going to mars
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On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:
0:00 Intro
1:57 World War 3?
15:12 Nepo Babies as Diplomats
16:00 The Fall of Civilizations
18:45 Sheath Ad
20:06 Bastards!
23:20 Dating advice (women ghosting)
31:00 tr@nsmaxxing and red pills
33:40 N@zis in Canada
36:30 Odyssey review
41:40 Career choices and making more money
50:30 Man arrested for murder of Tupac
57:10 never talk to cops
1:00:57 Air BnB tenant from hell
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Brian is sick as sh*t but f*ck it we ball.
On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson:
0:00 Cold Open
0:38 Skankfest
2:30 Vegas sucks
4:15 Mandatory Paternity Tests
19:11 Factor Ad
20:15 Should you reveal paternity?
26:30 what do you get out of marriage?
30:15 Friends with benefits
35:26 Reparations
40:00 dead dolphins
43:00 Times Square hate
45:00 Fremont Street busking
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Brian's between studios this week, so we're bringing you a (mostly) audio-only episode!
On this week's episode:
- Listener email: Army man in Japan, escaping the rat race, and taking a second look at Umar Johnson
- Rat lungworms are infecting Atlanta
- Poll finds that "listening to Joe Rogan" is a turnoff
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On this week's episode:
- Russell Brand gets got
- Hasan Minhaj's "emotional truths"
- Never call the cops
- Brian doesn't like FPS video games
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On this week's episode:
- Earthquake in Morocco
- Collapse of the Bronze Age
- Apocalyptic fiction
- Hypocrisy in the age of CØV!D
- Listener emails
- Brian's not a fan of music festivals :(
- Black History: Marcus Garvey
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On this week's episode:
- Responding to voicemails about bench trials and inappropriate work jokes
- Burning Man Exodus
- East Jesus at Slab City
- Should you join the military?
- Brian's Starfield review
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On this week's episode:
00:00 Intro
01:17 Housekeeping
02:07 Netflix Special
03:34 The Process of Creating a Stand-Up Comedy Hour
04:44 Tony aka Mr. New Zealand
08:31 Empathy for Crack-Addicted Former Hotties
09:54 Negatively Received Short Video with High Views on YouTube
10:54 Derogatory Remarks, Internet Services, and Frustration
15:34 Cocaine Sharks
17:14 'The Blind Side' Controversy
28:58 College Athletes' Compensation
32:33 Police officer accused of putting woman in police car hit by train
46:41 Exploring Music Tastes
48:01 Reminiscing about Albums and Stealing CDs
53:18 Mixtapes
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On this week's episode:
- Immortals of Aveum
- Unskippable Cutscenes
- Time Is Life
- Starfield is incoming
- Timeblindness
- Late people bother Brian
- A story about being late in the military
- More SAG/WGA strike updates
- “Nobody wants to work anymore”
- F.I.R.E.
- The REAL hustle culture
- The Enhanced Games
- BALCO documentary
- "JESUS IS A PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUG" (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
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On this week's episode:
- We DON’T talk about the newest Trump indictment
- It’s Brian’s birthday!
- Samsung Galaxy Tab Ultra S9 Review
- Shooting Brian’s special
- Getting tickets to the Comedy Mothership
- Austin is SMASHING heat records
- Smash-n-grabs in L.A.
- The “Good Boy, Bad Boy” theory of justice
- Population "overshoot"
- There are no good billionaires
- Email from Mat
- Affirmative Action for Rich Kids (PATREON EXCLUSIVE)
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